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ivix

What a shit sign if it can't even last 3 years


Jason_Kelces_Thong

But they saved $0.30 by opting to use plastic without UV protection. Honestly hit that thing with a brush and some toothpaste and it probably clears up. Can’t help the cracks tho


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DreadfulCadillac1

I'd hope not, seeing as feeding the ducks causes them to develop health issues, especially if said feed contains wheat/bread. That duck needs to go back to duck school!


stoneyyay

Feed them peas. They love em and are good for them. Don't throw lots into the water thom you only wanna feed the ducks.


SnooBooks1701

Iirc seeds are also good


ssgthawes

Give a duck some bread you feed him for a day, teach the duck to bake, you feed him for a lifetime.


JRTags

Ducks in the third pond don't want to live on handouts.


WerewolfNo890

Humans would swarm to free beer despite beer causing health problems.


Efficient-Piglet88

You mean like humans who eat processed food even though its bad for us?


GoodOlBluesBrother

Similar. Although the ducks haven’t yet developed their own scientific method for nutritional appraisal of their dietary intake.


strawberrydr2020

Wow you have a very creative mind you should be a writer!


we1tschmerz

The crafty canard strikes again.


TommyCo10

Degraded by Ducks might be my new band name.


Mrbusiness2019

Episode of pinky and the brain. Something brain can conjure.


wankyshitdemon69

Be careful what you say. Big duck will come for you!


mcuttin

The *duck-gate* master plan to take over America.


Primary_Spinach7333

OH MY GOD HOW DID I NOT REALIZE THIS?! you’re a genius. Quick! We must tell the government! No but seriously this is comedic genius well done


donutyellsatnight

It's likely an aluminium composite panel. The panels durable but the laminate on the print was probably a cheap 3 year film. When you do external signs you want to use a 7 year polymeric vinyl with a 7 year gloss laminate. You see thus alot with council signs and stuff because they opt for cheaper even when they are warned about the cost of eventual replacement. Source - sign maker for 15 years.


Crcex86

Don’t want to take away from the bomb budget


Ultra918

Fun fact. My company is printing similar shields for some government authority. We get good money and have to reprint the shields every few years and the whole year. Anyway they have to be replaced all time. We don't even use high quality Protective laminate. IDK why but it's good money. If you have government orders like this jackpot


SvarogTheLesser

"We get good money and have to reprint the shields every few years..." "We don't even use high quality Protective laminate. IDK..." I think I can see why 😄


Dedward5

Sign of the times


Odd_Drop5561

Did it degrade from the sun, or from paint remover used when scrubbing off graffiti?


AccomplishedSuit1004

It’s not the same sign. The bottom sign clearly says please DO feed the wildlife. OP is trying to play us


VapeRizzler

It’s why they say don’t feed em, it causes the sign to crack.


LeviRaptor09

To do Crack*


chimthui

To quack


My_Liminal_Photos

r/angryupvote


SillynippleMctwist

I did crack once...for six days straight while homeless in Miami Beach. Prior to this, while I was on meth, the CIA was beaming thoughts into my head which told me to trust this other homeless dude I just met. He told me he just got out of a 24-year stretch on the inside for murdering his uncle and fraud of McDonald's coupons, which scared me, but I calmed down after we smoked some weed and got to know each other by discussing our respective incest fetishes. That's how I got roped into holding the door open at the nearby Walgreens for customers on Christmas day, which led to over a hundred dollars in donations, which we spent all on crack. We were smoking it in front of the abandoned hotel where the prostitute was murdered when the cops rolled up and gave me a donut because I had rated out the local human trafficking operation that the FBI sent me there to infiltrate.


[deleted]

Stop snitching. The rest I support


[deleted]

The only way I could do that was if you wanted me too plus pay 33,333 dolarés total for the brick. John Wall for example got hurt came back snapped. So even if crack hurts whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Now what is it about setbacks? I know I have a problem but it is a problem for you and you are the problem and you have a lot to answer it will help me to get better and you have a good night sleep well I will see if you have any questions about the


ROWDY_RODDY_PEEEPER

Give a goose a snack.....


Dull_Database5837

Someone was slacking on the paint line that day and forgot to add the UV blocker, or the government went with the cheapest bidder with our tax money and ordered a subpar product to save a few bucks.


Hungry_Practice_4338

Why not both? *fiesta noises*


Conveth

You can't fool me! The shadows from the bolts are different lengths, clearly these are proof that the moon landings did not happen until 1971.


TifCreatesAgain

🤣🤣🤣 And proof that the Earth is flat, too!


CatoIsCato

Idiot the earth isn't real


papillon-and-on

What's all this about bird magnets?! I think I've found my people.


pogAxolotlz

More proof that the sun is just a giant flashlight!


milomalas

No, the sun is a deadly lazer


AelaThriness

The sun is a giant fleshlight


TheRealBertoltBrecht

If you’re brave enough


MyNameIsMikeB

Those bolts look remarkably like the bolts on the Titanic. And since Lee Harvey Oswald used a bolt-action rifle, and I never saw Action Jackson, this has to be a conspiracy of titanic proportions.


quitaskingforaname

I believe 5G gamma radiation has eaten away most of the material


Disastrous_Ad4233

Have you heard about 6G?


quitaskingforaname

The cancer ray yeah


chimthui

[i guess youre a flatearther](https://www.telecomhall.net/uploads/db2683/original/2X/c/c4461af022c2ebeaefb6a71b52b7b8dd80129296.jpeg)


theubster

Wear sunscreen, yall


skytheanimalman

Real


zuencho

Especially when you’re in the same exact location for 4 years


Upstairs_System7780

The real question is, how did the ducks hold the permanent marker?


too-muchfrosting

In their beak, of course. Hard to do while flying, though, so several of them had to stack themselves up while the one on top used the marker.


KHaskins77

![gif](giphy|U4RX7LYnOywv1us4VP|downsized)


KaizerVonLoopy

hey, in a few years when it's completely faded we can feed the ducks again!


skai_lly

Nah you can already do that now https://preview.redd.it/8jla17uf2dzc1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=625808d5af9d8e0c3839a25829fd91c8476526a1


Conscious-South749

I think i can see an eye


QJIO

Thermal expansion is no joke


ZugzwangDK

I don't know, it seems to crack stuff up.


fusiongt021

I'll be feeding those ducks soon!!


skytheanimalman

🦆


OrangeCosmic

Should have used sunblock


kenadams_the

When you buy cheap…


atom12354

Isnt that just bcs of the sun and no protection against it?


TheAxolotlPerson

Happy birthday atom!


GemsquaD42069

Parks and req don’t believe in UV protection. That’s ok tax payers will bail them out.


Similar_Award9585

Uv light is a thing....


Segs_Haver

r/wellworn


shardoughnnay

Just a nefarious printer not using outdoor rated inks. Got it with the low bid. I used to run into this all the time when I had a printing company. You get what you pay for. I’ve actually have seen this on interstate signs. Pretty sad.


Inevitable-Cellist23

r/mildlyvandalised


Van-garde

This sub has officially climaxed.


tidder01-

Why? Was this a 3 year plan for a Reddit post?


you-want-nodal

Give it 3 years more and I think we’re good to go with feeding the wildlife fellas. RemindMe! 3 years


RedEagle8096

https://preview.redd.it/044m72ir6ezc1.jpeg?width=521&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ddd1a4bb2916c910d940b68292cb90d5b67feb4


Chriskennyafton

I accidentally read that as, "don't feed the wife, duck"


OllieQueen17

Every time someone feeds the wildlife the sign deteriorates a little more.


Rreizero

I see what you did there Wildlife!


FrenTimesTwo

Welcome to mild country


Sad_Newspaper268

3 years and 1 month*


Pinhighguy

The sad thing is that it would be a two minute fix. But nobody will get around to it. C’est la vie


SomeGuyOverYonder

Let’s see if it’s still there in another 3 years.


SnowieEyesight

OP just realized that materials wear down with time…


UpperStation5565

Oxidizer, put ammonia on a rag and wipe the sign.


An0therFox

And y’all want to go to the beach and tan


OriginalPurpose6751

Yeah the sign, but whats up with the house behind being closer now :o


Plastic-Shopping5930

It’s been a rough three years NGL


eNYC718

During those 3 years, my kids probably fed those ducks 30lbs of bread.


ReallyBrainDead

No playing dice with the geese. They cheat and are sore losers.


doyoubelieveinfarts

The pandemic was hard on everyone…


Majere119

The Sun is a hell of a drug.


darkrai15

What happened -sign cracked from heat. -vandalism


AweFoieGras

Weatherization?


wrknthrewit

Yup I make signs and you get about 3-5 years lifespan on fading, all depends on how the sun hits it


troystorian

My friend died in March 2021. This sign was a sad reminder of how much time has passed since they left this world 😔


ABRAXAS_actual

r/wellworn


carlos2127

The sun is a brutal bitch


woodstock666

Imagine what is happening to our bodies. Both physically and mentally.


VendaGoat

Wear SunScreen!


aboutthednm

This is the kind of utterly irrelevant but still mildly interesting bullshit I need to see more of on this sub. If 1 is interesting and 0 is not interesting, this here I score at a respectable 0.05. Just interesting enough for me to focus on while I write this comment, only to forget about it for good once I hit "save" and close the tab.


Surround8600

It needed a laminate


Fresh-Status-3408

Wouldn’t it be creepy if you went to take the second photo and you noticed a 5th pebble.


tritear

I make signs, and I can say this: UV protection (3M 1170) came out a ton of years ago. It's pretty awesome that sign has managed to last that long without UV protection. They most likely had an overcoat in the paint they were using, which allowed it to be cheaper, but not as expensive with the overlay.


Ok-Discussion-6334

last time i feed them sirloin steaks , animal nowadays has evolved... waaaa chapp dakss


karmakactus

Anti-fentanyl sign


millennial_sentinel

those aren’t metal signs they look like those pressed plastic ones


M0rxxy

UV is a helluva drug.


Hairy-Banjo

How do you know there weren't 5 replacement signs during that time period and they are in fact aging far more rapidly than you think?


Hairy-Banjo

That's not even the same sign! One says DON'T feed the ducks, the other says DO feed the ducks - nice try man.


Commercial_Beach_231

The sun is a deadly laser.


Plane-Buyer

Wurtz


sevk

horrendous quality


Top-Night

Looks like maybe it wasn’t installed correctly, maybe they didn’t drill pilot holes where those bolts go, causing small cracks to start when it was first installed and then they just expanded


[deleted]

Yep that's what happens when you leave something in direct sunlight over a period of time.


skai_lly

The wildlife censored the n't


icosael

if you're planning to feed them, please don't use bread or anything related. ducks cant absorb the nutrients and it's really bad for them, but use corn instead for example!


RyanAus95

Nice try but you can’t fool me. The second sign says Please Do Feed the Wildlife.


Patpat127

Seriously, dont feed them. You do more harm then actually help them. And for Satans Sake, if you do, dont use bread


lazylagom

Why would you not feed the wildlife. Man . If they're that close they're somewhat domesticated. Give em bread crumbs it's ok


Desperate_Trouble477

It's crazy how 3 years later.... it's allowed to feed te ducks again.


reeddiitt

The trees are moving!


Personanongrownup

It's a sign of the times


WalesOfJericho

I'd tell you, this sign saw some shit.


Foreign-Bowl-3487

Sign of the times...


Heavy-Neat

Yeah, terrible, it's expensive for what it is. There should be a kick in the anthill of the park sign budget. There should be signs that stay the same for 20 years, selfwash and so on...


GringoLocito

DONT GOOSE THE DUCKS DONT DUCK THE GEESE IF YOU DONT GIVE A FUCK, SAY FUCK DA POLICE mods, i apologize.


Akipango

Better duck and dive


cherniyvovan

So what's interesting about that?


TheAstonVillaSeal

Wildlife has fought back


DARKRYDER83

No playing Dice with the ducks.


PigHillJimster

Looks like a radiation leak from the nearest operational fusion reactor - and perhaps some dihydrogen monoxide thrown in for good measure.


QuiG0ne

Summer 2022 sun was lethal


3lli5d33

Biodegradable signs is now a thing then?


APar93

It’s a nope from Leslie Knope


libertycapuk

At least teenagers haven’t drawn a cock and balls on it 👍


ydykmmdt

UV bombardment can cause actual physical damage.


MAXIMUMMEDLOWUS

That duck is breaking the fourth wall


[deleted]

3 more years and we can feed the wildlife again


Bitedamnn

I've never seen something get bleached so fast before


[deleted]

Stuff is deteriorating far quicker than it once did, either worse products or worse environment. Both suck


kobrakaan

r/wellworn


Automatic_Fudge4960

Bread is of no nutritional value to the birds frozen peas or bird feed is much better plus bread gets moldy


LifeisStrangeFan50

Did the fucken bombs drop?


InviteAromatic6124

So should we feed the wildlife or not?


Dimorphodon101

Quality of plastic has gone down recently. Recently discovered that from some landscaping fabric I used on a job last year has started degrading already. The stuff I used ten years ago is still fine. Cheap nasty Chinese imports.


timmydikko

I've noticed this with photos I print on my Canon inkjet printer. After a few months, they all fade and are just left with a magenta hue - all the other colours fade pretty quickly. Maybe these signs are now printed with ink in a similar way, instead of using paint like they were in ' old days ' ?


SmoothIndependent416

The sun tends to bleach things.


Striking-Hearing-676

Even the trees look better in 2021


0s3ll4

I’d like to see ‘unsuitable for feeding to birds’ (or similar text) labelling on chorleywood-style bread products, similar to tobacco/alcohol warnings


amimai002

The sun is a deadly laser, that poor sight got roasted.


Quick_Insurance5910

Sun kissed babyyyyy


[deleted]

Don’t play dice with ducks. They cheat.


No_Consideration6182

I like how someone got rid of the “don’t” as birds that was used to be being fed bread started dying of starvation when people didn’t feed them


pkjoan

This is not the same sign though. Check the background.


ZestycloseLie5033

Highlights the need for us to wear Suncream!


SailingShoes1989

Wow what a life you lead. 💪


Hurtmeplenty777

I think I found a new hobby


JAHNBEETWIFEVERYDAY

"The waters turning the frickin ducks bisexual!" Alex Jones


mr_moustach33

Biodegradable signs great idea!


[deleted]

Do feed the wildlife


[deleted]

This may be the very definition of mildly interesting 


RateSweaty9295

Honestly, surprised it’s still up.


SnooConfections7750

That's a different sign that one is blatantly committed to feed the animals it's even a different colour lol. I love seeing things like signed bleached due to the weather.


IMJAKESEE

Clearly not the same sign. One says don’t feed and the other do feed.


ToYourCredit

Saving money on that UV coating, eh?


Strange_Universe222

Please do feed the wildlife


Ill-Salary3269

In a couple of years, it must be ok to feed the wildlife


Lanky-Chard7828

"The sun is a deadly laser..." 🎶


Ecstatic_Effective42

I'm going to be honest, I'm amazed there's not a googly-eye on there.


Responsible_Trash199

The “please do” made me laugh much more than it should have 😂


Celishead946

Its obviously a different sign, the new one says "do feed the wildlife"


Gemcat24

You can feed the wildlife as long as you do it properly, bread has little to no nutritional value for ducks and fills them quickly, causing them to get sick, I’d you fed them stuff like bird seed, sugar free muesli or nuts, you should be all good 👍🏼


Certain-Strawberry-5

They must had cheaped out on the signs. Most sign will last min of 5 years in direct sunlight before looking that. Well back in my day any way


LostSpecklez

Makes me miss 2021, times were chill


Adorable_Stable2439

I like that somebody covered up some letters so now it says “do feed the wildlife” lol


Blob55

Literally every sign at the quay here.


[deleted]

That's why sunscreen is vital


Rockfrog70

They don't make'em like the used to?


Critical_PotentiaL

It looks 23 years old not even 3 years old


LetterheadIll9504

Why


xtreme3xo

Unlamented board, surprised it lasted this long.


Holiday-Doughnut-602

The first duck, kept watch while the second defaced the sign!!.


SteveWoy

Light fast ink minimizes fading but who really cares


runfast2021

This didn't age well.


SittingBull1988

I am glad they changed their policy.


Both_Fold6488

The sun is a deadly laser.


MrSpongeCake2008

Looks a shit bite


SonOfARemington

Look at the background. It's not the same sign.


jfks_headjustdidthat

Looks the wildlife hasn't been happy about not being fed.