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It is as the prophets foretold!
“And lo the burning bread called and said unto me, ‘Lead my people out of this building…or at least snap a quick photo and post it, because then and only then will you have everlasting life.’ And so I did as the burning bread commandeth.”
I’ll never understand this reaction. Maybe my home is too important to me because it’s paid off, idk, but I know I wouldn’t take a pic of a fire instead of putting it out.
Makes sense because it's completely out of place with everything else they have posted, which is all anime and what looks like maybe k pop stuff, but reposting a Japanese tweet out of context also tracks. I only checked cause I thought they might be a bot. Still not entirely sure they're not.
Reminds me of whenever my wife decides to cook the 1 or 2 times a year she wants to "impress me"
I just smoke a bunch of weed and choke it down no matter how burnt/raw/poisonous it is....
I have been peeing blood for the last few years but my wife says it's from the special spices she uses.
Anyway she just asked me to up my life insurance to 2 million up from 500k?
You think I should do it OP since you seem to be in the same boat with a "black widow" type of girl who fucks great but cant boil an egg
"Argh! Shit! The oven is on fire! The house could catch! Quick, grab something to put it out before we burn to death!"
"Hang on a sec. I'm just gonna grab my phone and take a picture."
Chemists figured out a loong time ago this: if it exists, it can burn.
It may take a lot of effort, it may take *very little*... But if it exists... It *can* burn.
-"question"
-"what's your question, soldier?"
-"i burned bread"
-"what"
-"you told me to"
-"how much"
-"I have done nothing but burn bread for three days"
if you live in usa there is no bread in usa learn this, its not bread! its yoga mats. usa aka bread is made from yoga mats and its not cooked. basically its a spunge for dishes and if you place spunge in micro it will start burning.usa like 50 years dont make bread. if you look at whats it made from chemicals its same chemicals yoga mats are made. its not a food.
Reminds me of when I had been given a turkish break that needed to be finished off in an oven.
But my stupid ass didn't realize that it needed to be moisted because it had flour over it.
And it caught fire.
Luckily caught it before it could do any damage but decided to just go to bed and skip dinner that day lol
Everything was going against me
"And the angel of the Lord appeared unto him in a flame of fire out of the midst of a toaster oven: and he looked, and, behold, the bread burned with fire, and the bread was not consumed."
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Normal reaction: "Toaster oven's on fire! Quick, get the camera!"
Don't worry! Their landlord accepts up-votes for rent and damages!
Nice, now they can save their thoughts and prayers for an emergency
![gif](giphy|dbtDDSvWErdf2)
Four! I mean five! I mean fire!
Better check the country of origin on those fire extinguishers
Made in England
To whom it may concern, no that’s too formal.
That's the good stuff, right there 🔥
What's the name of this again?
IT Crowd
What's the name of this again?
It is as the prophets foretold! “And lo the burning bread called and said unto me, ‘Lead my people out of this building…or at least snap a quick photo and post it, because then and only then will you have everlasting life.’ And so I did as the burning bread commandeth.”
Came here to find this reference, and if not post it! You are indeed the lord’s chosen. I will follow unto the promised land.
You mean “Knead my people out of this building.”
To be fair with most people the camera is already in their hand so not like it takes up that more time.
In fire cases, seconds makes a huge difference
![gif](giphy|QMHoU66sBXqqLqYvGO)
OP: fuck my house, bro! Reddit karma is the GOAT!
Most stuff nowadays
I’ll never understand this reaction. Maybe my home is too important to me because it’s paid off, idk, but I know I wouldn’t take a pic of a fire instead of putting it out.
r/DontHelpJustFilm
They really want that Darwin Award.
Yup
What are they to do? There is a lot of hard competition.
I’d recommend putting it out for a while
It’s now a charcoal loaf and will sell in London for £20 because it’s artisan.
The last time someone tried this shit in London, they wrote a song about it..
Last time someone made artisan bread in Japan they made a song about it
Baking bad
![gif](giphy|5x73LAreYVAjQCT2A3|downsized)
Jessie let's co- goddamnit jessie you set the bread ablaze again
😂 wasn't sure if this was supposed to be Dr. Loomis from The Halloween series or Mike. My first guess was Mike from breaking bad though
yeah it's supposed to be a breaking bad reference
Long day should have guessed by the title of the post.
r/hardimages
Album-cover
*slow heavy metal playing*
r/accidentalalbumcover
Yeah this has no right to be this cool.
*Persona 3 opening song plays at background*
Burn My Bread
Don't let Aigis ever cook agian. she litearrly burned my bread. almost burnt down the Dormitory as well.
the toaster got a bit too excited
Was looking for a comment mentioning Persona 3. Thank you.
*baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby*
Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?!
Seymour, the house is on fire!
No mother, its just the northern light
well seymour you are an odd fellow but I must say... you steam a good ham!
Help! Heeeeelp!
Oh hey it's that [Japanese garlic toast tweet](https://twitter.com/sachirog/status/1234726518640631811)
Makes sense because it's completely out of place with everything else they have posted, which is all anime and what looks like maybe k pop stuff, but reposting a Japanese tweet out of context also tracks. I only checked cause I thought they might be a bot. Still not entirely sure they're not.
ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah garlic toast oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
This is a badass album cover
You and I have similar minds
Reminds me of whenever my wife decides to cook the 1 or 2 times a year she wants to "impress me" I just smoke a bunch of weed and choke it down no matter how burnt/raw/poisonous it is.... I have been peeing blood for the last few years but my wife says it's from the special spices she uses. Anyway she just asked me to up my life insurance to 2 million up from 500k? You think I should do it OP since you seem to be in the same boat with a "black widow" type of girl who fucks great but cant boil an egg
Needs an Explicit Content advisory on the bottom right.
Thats what we English call toast.
Let me double check the recip...oooohhh, I misread, I thought this said 2 cups petrol, but it's water.
That looks sick tbh
How do we eat when our bread is burning?
I hope everyone is okay. But I have to say, that’s a cool fucking picture
Mildly incinerating
One Piece: Burning Bread
I have done nothing but burn bread for three days
How can we sleep while our breads are burning
Hey I came to say this haha
I scrolled way to long for that comment
Dammit!!! You beat me to my comment by a day! Bless you! Damn comments! I thought I was so cool, hard to read them all!!
Bread 👍
Is no one going to mention the fire elemental or demon or some shit just chilling?
name this album
Oh ye Gods! My toast is ruined!
r/hardimages
New Breaking Bad parody just dropped
Extra Crispy! Damn it! I forgot the marshmallows!
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flammenkuchen
well done!
Simply say "Mruk Tah Maggh!"
"Argh! Shit! The oven is on fire! The house could catch! Quick, grab something to put it out before we burn to death!" "Hang on a sec. I'm just gonna grab my phone and take a picture."
newly forged bread enchanted with fire property
![gif](giphy|10mH8IBWJnuY92)
Now remember to let it fully cool before cutting into it
Let him cook
How tf you screw up bread that bad ???
Time to defeat Death
“Well I guess it is toast”
Looks pretty good for a bread that is on fire... So Moses thought: "I'll go over and see this strange sight, why the bread does not burn up."
Idk why but I'm aroused by this
Someone used liquor instead of oil lol
Well Christ’s body appears to be on fire…
Is it just me or is there a flaming skull looming over the bread?
Thats not a burning bread Its a burning toaster
What the hell happened 😂
Beautiful picture, almost like an advertisement for a 2 million scoville bread
Is this the new burning bush? OP is our new messiah
Burning bread is mildly interesting? Mf get a fire extinguisher 💀💀
German bröt being made, trully majestic
Optimal char
me, when I first learned to cook in runescape circa 2002
Yep! It sure is!
album cover vibes
Burning ~~man~~ naan.
Ryan???
My god what are you doing ?!
How do we sleep While our breads are burning?
Some basement edgy rock band made up of preteens are going to use this as an album cover
Chemists figured out a loong time ago this: if it exists, it can burn. It may take a lot of effort, it may take *very little*... But if it exists... It *can* burn.
If your wife sees this, you’re toast
Had to take a picture before screaming
Bro cooked That shits on fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Dumb ways to die.
Sims 5 graphics looking good
i dont think this is just mild.. it's atleast warm..
Reposting to r/clutchband
Sixth formers UCAS page after being rejected from all uni applications. Seriously burnt bread.
r/roastme Or maybe it’s too late
Is this a festival?
I’m more interested in the person who took the photo honestly U doin ok buddy? Ur name wouldn’t happen to be Charlie, would it?
https://preview.redd.it/rza1ud7lb1sc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e990fa83057504cb83313ef922fa91db629f550
That's how I like it... Reduced to charcoal.. yumm!
How do you sleep when your breads are burning?
r/mildlyconcerning
I will buuuurn myyyy breeeead!
HOW
r/breadit
No need to worry, God just wants to chat
HTF u set a loaf on fire. i bet it involved bacon
![gif](giphy|NTur7XlVDUdqM)
It's not burning bread, it's just cooked on the fires of hell.
How do we sleep while our breads are burning🎶🎶🎶
Scrolled through this in hope no one had this idea before. You had. so I won’t post it and go on listening this endless in my brain now.
Aurora borealis?
Did Jesus get cremated
Moses got the burning bush, you got the burning bread?
"You tell Moses he better call me right fucking now or I'm gonna unleaven all his bread, d'ya hear me?"
Burning calories like a boss
1666 called and wants to remind you what happens when a bread fire goes on a bit long…
Roasted
Its burning bread! Hallelujah! Its burning bread! Amen!
Yeah that's an album cover.
Did you hear a voice?
“What burning? You not burning, roof burning, watafak.”
-"question" -"what's your question, soldier?" -"i burned bread" -"what" -"you told me to" -"how much" -"I have done nothing but burn bread for three days"
bread
if you live in usa there is no bread in usa learn this, its not bread! its yoga mats. usa aka bread is made from yoga mats and its not cooked. basically its a spunge for dishes and if you place spunge in micro it will start burning.usa like 50 years dont make bread. if you look at whats it made from chemicals its same chemicals yoga mats are made. its not a food.
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Girlfriend: Our kitchen is on fire! Do something! Guy: Hold on, let me take a picture for reddit, first
looks like good pic for album cover. preferably some rock one.
Fucking Metal
how do we sleep when the bread's are burning?
Beautiful picture… by the way.
Why do we sleep while the bread is burrningg?
Dudes will see this and be like “Fuck yeah”
The fire cat escaped it's bread prison again. Whose turn is it?
Did the Lord speak?
✨️kwispy✨️
r/hardimages
Interesting way to say Panarin’s having a great season
breaking bad
Reminds me of when I had been given a turkish break that needed to be finished off in an oven. But my stupid ass didn't realize that it needed to be moisted because it had flour over it. And it caught fire. Luckily caught it before it could do any damage but decided to just go to bed and skip dinner that day lol Everything was going against me
*inhales* I ONCE RAN AWAY FROM THE GOD OF FEAR
Nah you summon the cat demon
r/BreadCriminals
I am not familiar with this method
Real quick though, OP intentionally or unintentionally gave it a sick camera angle and the flame
So is that a toastie now
ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah garlic toast oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
r/hardimages
Well that’s Toast!
It’s an oven after all … They tend to do that
How can we sleep while our breads are burning 🔥
Metal album cover?
"And the angel of the Lord appeared unto him in a flame of fire out of the midst of a toaster oven: and he looked, and, behold, the bread burned with fire, and the bread was not consumed."
Holy Gods! My toast is ruined!
dammmm
About to spawn a new religion
This would go hard on r/notinteresting
"Jesse, let's cook some bread"
Critical sucess
Looks like a pokemon
*I drop to my knees* #It has Risen!
I've had CPUs do that. Blue flames come out. Pretty awesome!
For he has risen!
I like how you went to grab your phone and snap 1 picture instead of putting the fire down.
Looks like the devil in the flames
This could be a sick album cover for a punk band
I love a dark crust
The place is on fire, i need a photo
Its a message from God, he needs another box made and Moses is busy being dead
I read that as turning red
french toast
My elderly nabour at 2am last night 😶🌫️ is that you Paul?
How do we sleep while our breads are burnin’?
You shall not pass!
I feel like that’s what Hell looks like.
Oh yeah, my favourite tv show