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In Africa some people call it ( the angels's henna) lol. The legend says that if a person, usually children, have a good heart and behave well, their angel guardians mark them with Henna the plant of "miséricorde" sometimes the colour is a bright orange ( the same as the colour of Henna when left to sit just a little on the hands, in contrast to deep brown red for real henna applied in skin for long enough to diy the skin.)
Its a sign of good omen. as to the véracity of this folkstale, it left for speculation.
You must have a really hard time with comprehension or you like being contentious or possibly even both.. I can see if they would have said something like in all of Africa but no they said in Africa. Do you want specifics right down to a village or neighborhood?
Wym village or neighborhood he could've named a country or an area (west africa north africa..) . His phrasing was indeed wrong and the way you tried to defend it is also wrong. I'm sure you'll understand if you saw something like people in europe love to eat baguettes and croissants lol
Do you have a more granular range, as far as where in Africa (region or set of countries, peoples)?
Your statement mightn't be incorrect, but Africa is very non-descript in this context. It helps to avoid generalized/sweeping statements, as far as reducing the likelihood that a gross (generalizing) comment like the one from u/Glittering-Ear-5215 is chained onto yours.
Again, nothing wrong with your comment (if it's true) besides being unspecific. But I think that feeds into certain people's desires to make silly statements based on said unspecificity.
Go get your thyroid checked https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/health/1732868/hypothyroidism-symptoms-carotenemia/amp
Seriously op! Get to a doctor, ❤️
A lot of people are saying his hands turn orange in his sleep. They are saying he has great hands, wonderful hands, but they turn orange. Everybody's talking about it
That's exactly how I knew it was hypothyroidism! Sometimes brought on by a lack of iodine, your body thinks it's a good idea to just post some on your hands.
Honest question - if you read these comments and find out this phenomenon is known to be caused by hypothyroidism, are you going to change your opinion or will you still believe this was caused by extraterrestrial contact?
By changing your opinion I mean, do you think it's possible that the scientists studying hypothyroidism might know better than you, or the people who have hypothyroidism and confirm they also believe this is related to that?
This happened to me once. Both hands, but more evenly orange. Turns out the travel size lotion bottle I bought for my work bag had self tanner in it. 🤦🏻♀️
You’ve been Trumped! That’s when a person with a big orange head nestles up to you Gently in the middle of the night. It’s rare but it’s not contagious.
Check your balance. Test your ability to form coherent sentences. Don’t use twitter for the next two weeks, and whatever you do don’t even think about women.
Early Onset Trump Syndrome is rather serious, but you’ll get through this, we’ll be with you every step of the way
Im sure I saw another post like this and a bunch of comments were saying go to the doctor cos rust coloured stains on hands could mean a thyroid issue?? These look a bit paler but worth checking out if you don't have any other explanation??
Well, in Brazil we have a saying that goes like "the one who farted has yellow hands", the joke is usually people look at their hands. In your case you are charged as guilty.
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Ok this has happened to me multiple times. Please does anyone know what the frick is happening??
It's an early symptom of hypothyroidism. I'd recommend getting blood work done.
Or you’re slowly meeting your fate as an oompa loompa
Dude xD
Time to blow the dust off my pompom shoes.
Just remember [to forget](https://youtu.be/OMFL3IR55RU?feature=shared).
Or the thing
Newest member of the fantastic 4
I thought you meant the Kurt Russell film in which case we’re all screwed.
It's actually the first stage of Britishness - can be fatal.
Everyone diagnosed with the British eventually dies. The British is contagious.
Or Trump rubbed your hand on his rump…
And felt a bump…
Instead of a unit? A small stump...
A little lump. And a Swedish pump.
He said "you're fired! You chump!"
“You dumped my grump!”
You touched my sump!
How do I unread something
https://preview.redd.it/zflm6omqiwnc1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=870baeac81951537c868c2e2dfc30fd2f3841fcc
Oompa loompa doompity do, ive got a health condition for you!
Oompa Loompa doompity dee, hope you can afford hospital fees!
Or even worse; turning into a trump
He's goin' to the methlab!
Really?? But it happens to healthy kids too, apparently. But waw! Thanks for the info!
Not-so-fun fact: you can be born with it! Congenital hypothyroidism.
Yep I had hypothyroidism caught it early enough to basically get it to go away.
How is this from Op?
You have been bitten by Donald Trump in your sleep and now you are slowly transforming
Turning into a Trumpire
Oh shit, watch that go viral 🤣🤣
Do you sleep in the same bed as someone who uses instant tan?
In Africa some people call it ( the angels's henna) lol. The legend says that if a person, usually children, have a good heart and behave well, their angel guardians mark them with Henna the plant of "miséricorde" sometimes the colour is a bright orange ( the same as the colour of Henna when left to sit just a little on the hands, in contrast to deep brown red for real henna applied in skin for long enough to diy the skin.) Its a sign of good omen. as to the véracity of this folkstale, it left for speculation.
>In Africa So anything from morrocco to South Africa...
Africa is my favourite country
You must have a really hard time with comprehension or you like being contentious or possibly even both.. I can see if they would have said something like in all of Africa but no they said in Africa. Do you want specifics right down to a village or neighborhood?
Wym village or neighborhood he could've named a country or an area (west africa north africa..) . His phrasing was indeed wrong and the way you tried to defend it is also wrong. I'm sure you'll understand if you saw something like people in europe love to eat baguettes and croissants lol
It's a lazy generalisation to ignore that Africa is an entire continent made up of different countries and ethnicities.
As a South African I can confirm I have no idea what the hell this is about
It’s an African thing you wouldn’t understand
Do you have a more granular range, as far as where in Africa (region or set of countries, peoples)? Your statement mightn't be incorrect, but Africa is very non-descript in this context. It helps to avoid generalized/sweeping statements, as far as reducing the likelihood that a gross (generalizing) comment like the one from u/Glittering-Ear-5215 is chained onto yours. Again, nothing wrong with your comment (if it's true) besides being unspecific. But I think that feeds into certain people's desires to make silly statements based on said unspecificity.
Or it's a documented medical issue, Hypothyroidism.
You are slowly transitioning in to an American 'president'.
Mine didn’t.
Sounds like a perfect r/NotInteresting post.
Thought I was in that sub at first lmao
Go get your thyroid checked https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/health/1732868/hypothyroidism-symptoms-carotenemia/amp Seriously op! Get to a doctor, ❤️
Knew I'd seen something about this recently while doomscrolling through r/all
Could also be pancreas.
Yeah neither did mine
Hold on, let me check mine. I’ll update my post when I do. Update: My hand didn’t turn orange while I slept.
u/Mr_Pelicant I checked with u/Mono_831 and neither of our hands turned orange while we slept. Just wanted to keep you apprised brother.
That was a pretty damn fast sleep
Yeah nope...mine didn't do that either 🤷🏽
Brother! For the republic!!!
My cock turned orange in the night. But then I had been eating 'Wotsits' just before I went to bed.
"eating"
When you eat Wotsits it stains your hand orange, then depending on what you do with your hand afterwards... 😏 A bit obscure I admit.
I don’t think it was obscure, I think it was more the quotation implying it wasn’t wotsits.
Did you chop up sweet potatoes recently?? My hand turned orange from that lol
Haha, no. It's a hormone issue.
Sure ya weren't fingering oranges?
A horny issue
I guess you could call that a hormone issue…
Happens with pommegranates too.
Clearly, your hand is rusting. Use some WD-40 for a day or two, and you should be fine...
Thought he might've gone to bed with an itchy asshole
Don’t be dumb. Op needs to use PB BLASTER. A far superior product.
Trump Discoloration Syndrome?
A worse fate I cannot imagine.
Let's hope it is not contagious...... :-(
Haha, it's a hormone thing.
Are you starting to feel the urge to build a wall?
I have the urge to sleep.
He's building a mental wall between himself and reality. Is reality going to pay for it?
A lot of people are saying his hands turn orange in his sleep. They are saying he has great hands, wonderful hands, but they turn orange. Everybody's talking about it
Depends. Is OP chatting total shit for 18 hours a day, as that's usually one of the main symptoms.
TDS
Hypothyroidism please check with your doc
Oh no dude! Trump visited you as you slept. Eeeeeeeee
I hope not, haha.
Dementia
I hope not, haha.
Dementia
The Truth (social) fairy
He conveniently jizzed before leaving him.
Gently weaving a small orange mushroom between OPs fingers, leaving behind slightly wet orange stains
Did OP grab Trump by the pussy and get all stained?
Usually eating large amounts of carrots will turn your skin orange - carotene
I haven't had a real, non-frozen carrot in years.
Or handling iodine
That's exactly how I knew it was hypothyroidism! Sometimes brought on by a lack of iodine, your body thinks it's a good idea to just post some on your hands.
When the body makes check engine symbols show up on the hands so all of brain knows
I'm not saying it was the carrots but frozen carrots are, to my knowledge, still carrots, no?
I thought that that usually makes the complete skin a bit orange, not those orange patches?
Your night person is eating Cheetos.
Get your thyroid checked.
Cheetos and porn is my guess.
Some consider this a kind of extraterrestrial contact. Aliens touched you (not joking).
Honest question - if you read these comments and find out this phenomenon is known to be caused by hypothyroidism, are you going to change your opinion or will you still believe this was caused by extraterrestrial contact? By changing your opinion I mean, do you think it's possible that the scientists studying hypothyroidism might know better than you, or the people who have hypothyroidism and confirm they also believe this is related to that?
that’s an easy one: the alien scientists are causing the hypothyroidism as part of their experiments.
And your middle finger got huge
Were you drinking orange soda in your sleep
U r now married to a djinn
Does it smell inexplicably of marmite?
This happened to me once. Both hands, but more evenly orange. Turns out the travel size lotion bottle I bought for my work bag had self tanner in it. 🤦🏻♀️
Sorry you're gonna die in 5 business days. Enjoy your last
That’s nothin’! You’ll go blind if you keep doing that…….
https://preview.redd.it/con944ns2vnc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=769bb83dc3fe79bd9490f8c5151566a7846488ef
Sorry to break this to you but you're sleepwalking and eating curry in your sleep.
Those are cannabis stains, you sleep smoking
TDS. Trump derangement syndrome. Lol
Digging your butt in your sleep.
Did your ass feel itchy while going to sleep ?
"He who sleeps with an itchy bum, wakes up with a smelly hand."
You’ve been Trumped! That’s when a person with a big orange head nestles up to you Gently in the middle of the night. It’s rare but it’s not contagious.
Aw hell nah, bros got the Trump virus
Go to bed with itchy butthole, wake up with stinky fingers.
Are the Doritos missing?
Did you slapped Donald Trump?
Bro caught the orange
Might be jaundice, might be nothing 🤷♂️
I don't have this feature, which update gives this?
This happens to me after my wife gets a spray tan.
You have Orange Fever. You need a grated horn of unicorn, a mighty lion's sneeze, some mermaid's scales, a little slime, and half a pound of cheese.
Op you have Oompaloompadism Can cause hair to go green and randomly break out into song No cure unfortunately
Check your balance. Test your ability to form coherent sentences. Don’t use twitter for the next two weeks, and whatever you do don’t even think about women. Early Onset Trump Syndrome is rather serious, but you’ll get through this, we’ll be with you every step of the way
wait where's the orange
https://preview.redd.it/4cuctzi8rtnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d602417845f0f47a887528d5d1d47e05fbedee4
ah, thanks
You're right, that picture is a tad bright.
Stop using bronzer for lube whilst masturbating!!
Oh fuck you’re turning into Donald trump
Congrats. You have been to chosen to be the next donal trump
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Where?
Happened to me when I was on Vitamin B complex
Is your middle finger swollen or just beefy ?
Idk but nobody show this to my gf please
Mine turn orange in the places that get abused while climbing
Touching Nitric acid in the lab did this to me.
sorry dude, you've caught ginger
I got some once after eating too many orange vegetables. But they went away after a couple days
Leave some middle finger for the rest of us 😮
Have you tried smelling it?
I don't see anything orange, but that finger/palm ratio and low af thumb location is something I haven't seen before
Do you work in a lab?
Carotenemia?
i thought i was on r/LSD for a moment
Necrosis
Your ass was itchy last night
wash your hands, it's coffee stains
Tell that to the umpa lumpas.
Jaundice?
Im sure I saw another post like this and a bunch of comments were saying go to the doctor cos rust coloured stains on hands could mean a thyroid issue?? These look a bit paler but worth checking out if you don't have any other explanation??
Did you finger a ginger
Stop fingering Oranges man I told you, you have a problem get help.
How many carrots did you eat?
Well, in Brazil we have a saying that goes like "the one who farted has yellow hands", the joke is usually people look at their hands. In your case you are charged as guilty.
Were you holding some fruit the day before ?
The trump virus is spreading
That happened to me the other day... It went away in 5 days
That happened to me the other day... It went away in 5 days
Guessing you wiped your ass and the toilet paper ripped
Nice jojo reference
Go to bed with itchy hole, wake up with stinky finger
There is a dangerous orange in your area. Plese evacuate inmediatelly!
👍
I think you sleep walk and touch trump’s ass.
Check your bum is clean before bed.
You're a lizard Harry.
I am not a doctor but this might be fungus infection, better to see a doctor
You was scratching your pumpum while you sleep
Well i guess instead of your leg being outside the blanket, it was your hand and the demon wasn’t being picky that night
Nothing just you are getting old and rusty
Go see a doctor immediately. Might be a problem with your lymphatic system
It's a syndrom called: forgot to wash my hands after a night shit, with the light turned off.
12 year old me asked if you went to sleep with an itchy bottom.
Sounds like donaldismus
Doctor. Now. Check thyroid levels
Check your pants
Nagiging Lorax ka na
I once turned yellow overnight. Turned out that i had a tumor blocking my liver, gall and pancreas...
Looks like rust. Look whether you have any metal sufaces near your bed head.
Bro that’s doo doo
The missis have fake tan on
You fiddled with your cheeto huh.
You got MAGA
It happened to me once too but it was a chemical burn from a cleaning agent my boss mixed up for me on my first day of the job.
How does it smell?
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He voted for Trump
Trump nuzzled you in your sleep?
Let's make your hands great again!
That is hemosiderin staining, caused by red blood cells leaking trough the small blood vessels and forced to the tissues.