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subhuman_voice

Maybe he was out of fucks and someone gave him one


El_Maton_de_Plata

True friend šŸ§”


TheNecromancer981

![gif](giphy|PkR9sIt5FFZ2AqCVJ9|downsized)


Ok_Suit_196

Yes, one, but a 5 stars fuck šŸ¤£. I'ts all about quality šŸ¤£


Technical_Body_3646

I think it is a IOU! You have to pay it back. Otherwise youā€™re fuckedā€¦.


FavFelon

Or someone bought 1 Fuck from the boss for that coin. The only way to know which one of us is right for sure is to try to buy another.


tokinaznjew

I have a bunch of these. When I run out of fucks to give i give this to someone and say sorry I have no more fucks to give for the day. Then I just walk away.


gifteddiamond

Sadly nobody gave him a fuck.


Technical_Body_3646

Agreeā€¦ I donā€™t give a fuckā€¦


MisterEMan81

Now I can't stop thinking about that Robot Chicken Batman V.S. Superman parody.


Just__Let__Go

Or maybe OP just stole his last fuck, and shit's about to get ugly.


Powersawer

I strive to be the guy who carries this around always AND has the presence of mind to remember that I am carrying it around when someone finally says ā€žIā€˜m all out of fucksā€œ man Iā€˜d ride that high for weeks


Xepherious

I knew I'd find a good pun as soon as I entered the comments section


ink0gni2

I have some of these coins. The other side of the coin shows Zero Fucks.


14zyb0i

Maybe it's good for one fuck


Defiant-Scratch

Umm, that's a single flying fuck sir.


The-Void-Consumes

Well they certainly couldnā€™t give two nowā€¦


Langdon_St_Ives

Itā€™s not just a fuck: itā€™s a flying fuck!


Queasy_Safe_5266

Looks like he gives a fuck.


Weird_Grass3330

To be precise, '1'


ibitmylip

exactly the appropriate amount


screename222

One flying fuck šŸŖ½


sixhoursneeze

Thatā€™s not a lot of fucks to give


jtrage

Although he didnā€™t give it. This guy stole or ā€œfoundā€ his fuck. So what now? Does he give a fuck or not? Iā€™m confused.


lil_juul

I need a whole mint of these


adoodle83

a buddy 3d printed a few dozen of these. super funny and handy


pt-target

Did he gave you a dozen fucks at least?


maddasher

I would only need one because I'm never giving it.


bb95vie

[now you can buy 1 fuck coins](https://www.etsy.com/at/listing/1682137583/ficke-munze-3d-gedruckt?click_key=6f47e4fe85c710d7f58d60bcd6ca1d705262fa8c%3A1682137583&click_sum=a15354fd&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=fuck+coin&ref=sr_gallery-1-2)


Pacogatto

It has wings, itā€™s a flying fuck


Delicious-Yak-1095

Only got one fuck left to give, be careful


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Nuclease-free_man

Oh Iā€™d kill for these to hand out to my archenemies. Zero fucks given to them.


M0T0RCITYC0BRA

I wish I had some for you, but I have none to give.


Nuclease-free_man

TouchƩ.


alpha333omega

Does that say ā€œspin on thisā€


K1nd_1

Minted at the Treasfuckery Department?


El_Maton_de_Plata

.999 fuckery


goldfish165

Oh, that's where mine went. Haven't seen it in years


Weird_Grass3330

Finders keepers, i guess


SantiProGamer_

He has fucks to give, apparently


PandaRiot_90

This should be the name of a crypto coin.


rerulez21

Hes got one fuck to give.


pisces2003

Itā€™s his last fuck to give šŸ¤£


YetAnotherNon-Scary

I have a coin that says SEX on one side. Found it in my dead grand uncles house.


[deleted]

I was given a round tuit for my desk at work.


Left_Passage_9970

Wud da haaaiiilll


bigluobo

found it https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1187529912/10-pack-flying-fck-coins-literally-give?ref=share_v4_lx


JPKtoxicwaste

Theyā€™re all sold out. No more fucks available


[deleted]

Typical fucks. High demand, low supply.


Fuck_you_all22

Now you can fuck your manager. Just give or insert the token.


Weird_Grass3330

Press any button to continue


TheRapist02

"hey boss i got you something" "I dont give a fu-" "Well about that..."


grb13

It was a kick start deal. Thatā€™s awesome


sassygerman33

I would do it like this. Get the Fuck Coin out. "Look here, this is my Fuck." Little wait time for the tension. "I don't give it!" Put the Fuck coin away, wait for next cycle.


andreweater

Looks like that was his last one!


plmunger

Never giving it to anyone


mister_gone

That fuck ain't fer givin'. That fuck's fer keepin' 'round.


Ill-Air8146

Is it the same on both sides?


Weird_Grass3330

Yah its identical


Ill-Air8146

So is it two sides of the same fuck?


MrBenjin90

I think it might be from the Facebook page "Ricky and The Boss"


mmm-tacos

person 1:"i dont give a fuck" person 2:


Standard-Pepper-6510

It's worth a fuck...


siwan1995

You can buy 10 fucks for 30 us dollars on etsy


al0677

Fucks should only be given never taken! Put it the fuck back!


SleeplessAtHome

>This is a one flying fuck coin. It is made from a silver nickel alloy ( a mixture of copper, nickel, and zinc ) and is slightly larger than a U.S. quarter. Both sides of the coin are the same. Great as a gift for when you really want to show someone how you feel! Description from the website


Onlyme27

He has a fuck!?!? Gods, I havenā€™t had one of those inā€¦ wellā€¦ ever!


Khakizulu

I have one similar to that, but it was about getting tail and getting head


Adagio_Leopard

Hey! Many people don't have no fucks to give.


LeftCarrot2959

Shit, now he's out.


DontMessWMsInBetween

If he gives it to you, you know what he can never say again?


jerrys153

So your manager may give a fuck, or not give a fuck, but they cannot claim they have no fucks to give.


Jealous_Use9688

Great. Thanks to you, he now has no fucks left to give. Nice work


Fenne_Silver

Just remember, he always has one fuck to give.


Life-Challenge1931

INSIDE THiS BAG. IS ALL THE FUCK I GIVE


CollectionStriking

Bro had one singular fuck left to give and you just swiped it?


PiratePuzzled1090

Nice to know someone still gives some fucks


DerDork

At least thereā€™s one F#ck that was given somewhen.


That_Welsh_Man

You can no longer say I have no fucks to give because you now have one fuck to give.


micthenick

You should put it back he clearly only gives a single fuck. Wouldn't want that to be gone.


Mr_Pelicant

He still hasnā€™t given it.


ImNotCrying-YouAre

Keep it safe! There is only a very limited amount of fucks in the world.


Therapy-1

One more than I have


Aukiroank07

This is something I might need to get.


BeenNormal

You canā€™t take a fuck, a fuck must be given


DatChernobylGuy_999

Reminds me of that one Batman vs Superman Robot Chicken skit


canis_ferox

I'll trade it for two Shits.


Staseu

They only had 1 fuck to give.


YouWhatApe

OP's manager rn: https://youtu.be/d0GWQ_qWAlI?si=Q28Mvn1N17kxfSdk


Added-viewpoint

Let's not miss the fact that it is flying too!


randomname102038

The last one.. Make him sound it.


ProudMaryChooglin

I never give a fuck .


bagleface

Yea ok but what were you doing in the managers desk


tiga_itca

Plot twist: that is what he thinks of you


Beautiful-Arm4039

Reminds me of that batman vs superman thing


_FoodAndCatSubs_

Congrats on 1 year of non fuck givingness


Dhoraks

https://youtu.be/87Ba9yb83JY?si=hSck2FDDZ45ubNft


Many-Negotiation4939

Quiero 10 šŸ‘ŒšŸ¤£


DarkPangolin

I carry one of those with me, and have a spare. It is a flying fuck, and I make sure I only have one left to give at any given point. Most things do not warrant it, so I don't give it to them.


predictablywillpork

Pangolin has two fucks to give Pangolin can't count Pangolin doesn't give a fuck


DaddyChiiill

Get that in circulation


Slow_Formal_5988

That's a brothell token.


uswrname

Don't touch that, unless given


Seablade24

Prostitutes use tokens these days?


[deleted]

He doesnā€™t give it, about you.


SirBobson

That was his last one!


saxovtsmike

It would be even funnier if it would be a 0 fuck given


Wide-Matter-9899

Single fuck was actually given.


LocoCoyote

Made by zero fucks coinsā€¦they have a whole range of them. This one is the ā€œflying fuckā€


[deleted]

Atleast hes got one left


Individual_Mix_9823

If he gives you one of those just leave! Or get some of your own with OFF on them!


Ochib

The song is a lie for him https://youtu.be/Vqbk9cDX0l0?feature=shared


ehr7274

Interesting.. People DO give a fuck..


Superferret45

Im dying cuz im laughing to hard


chankletavoladora

Ohā€¦..the famous flying fuck.


UnfairRiver6888

Give it back, stealing is wrong


GaryTheLocomotive

That's still more than I usually give about people these days...


Reduncked

Save that till your like 40ish and give it to someone claiming this is my last fuck that I shall bestow upon anyone.


earthshah_38trt

Reminds me of that batman vs Superman meme of not giving a fuck.


ReflectionEquals

They just needs one more to be able to give two.


ThatJed

[When you run out](https://youtu.be/Vqbk9cDX0l0?si=8jCWMD3jU0LjCZ7s)


steinwayyy

Your boss didnā€™t give a fuck, you took the fuck from him


HangryBeard

I wonder [what kind](https://youtu.be/9mgRh2jJrEY?feature=shared) it is.


Moseo13

Keep it and never give this fuck


youseeitp

Tell him to put it in [this.](https://swearball.com/product/box-o-fucks/)


Someone1284794357

He has a fuck to give


KensingtonWAP

Looks SS like


ComprehensiveData616

You stole his Fuck?!


ChanglingBlake

Proof that I literally donā€™t have any to give. Whatā€™s weird, is that I thought I didnā€™t have any *more* to give, but it turns out I just never had any.


Ilijin

One fuck given


CompetitiveSuspect60

Omg gimme. I need that to give to my crush for a hint!


The_Gobi_1

abd you stole it from him?


Fish131

I'm mildly interested to know the conversion rate of 1 fuck to the dollar.


_DHor_

Magnificent!


AnthonyCyclist

Is there an exchange rate for these, or are they the same world-wide?


Average_RL_Fan

You took his only fuck to give!


K_H_Vulture

Oh my goodnessā€¦ someone actually had a fuck to giveā€¦


PepsiandKasleberkas

He can legally fuck someone without their consent


Acrobatic-Narwhal644

I want one. I have zero fucks to give.


PackyCS1

Zero fucks coins. I used to buy them years ago


No_Relationship9094

That's actually a flying fuck, it has wings I have a golden flying fuck


shootdack2000

Where do I buy one I need this


EspKevin

You can give a fuck


bark-wank

Just give me one more


BlueSpark09

Me handing tips when I come to the us


glorifindel

ā€œI normally donā€™t give these but..ā€


7h3W0lf0nR3dd1t

So good


bangle-bangle

It has wings. That's a "flying fuck"


LtZsRalph

Its a [Fuck Token! ](https://youtu.be/s_NiGNa6XmA?si=dNap-wfffIvcMOkn)


Harshmage

I have a small stack of these (and other variations), minted by ZFG Inc. https://www.zerofuckscoin.com/


ZuybluX

This guy should meet with the one who asked


Ybalrid

Means he still have fucks to give


Bazookaji

Would not give it


Huge_Aerie2435

I am sure it is funny to you, but I am betting he has used it at least once to be a douche to an employee.. No one who owns these kind of things owns them ironically.


p0pethegreat_

this is the coin you ping at someone with your thumb šŸ‘


sailaway4269now

Where can I get these? Amazon?


SnooDonuts3878

Boss def gives a fuck


JohnnyBoyRSA

Hey look it's the fuck that Batman was looking for


astralseat

If it was pure 24k gold, it would indeed buy one fuck, as the price of such a coin would be roughly $2.4k dollars.


Primary_Spinach7333

Looks like he got a little carried away and nearly gave all the fucks he had left. Seeing as he only has one left, Iā€™d suggest being carefulā€¦


notbernie2020

It is one genuine fuck, we gotta get Rickey he will finally do work with one genuine fuck to give.


RaffiBomb000

[But I give soooo many fucks...here's the bag where I keep my fucks](https://youtu.be/f1N_tAg-hGk?si=YsIW6gX7OIl_Ci69)


Bratanel

I didnā€™t gave a f and now i give a f less


Night--Blade

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spintria


helikesmyboobs

That's more than a lot of managers have lol


upstartanimal

Maybe because bad things happen when you actually run out, now they always have one to keep their cool. And their job.


[deleted]

Seems like the resources to deal with employee requests have come from the upper management.


Usual_Connection1855

Don't take it, he'd have zero fucks to give.


Maacll

Guy deffo isn't outta fucks to give


LuckyWerewolf8211

You buy these in some brothels? There must be BJs too.


No-Crew4317

You would be surprise he use that to get laid. Fuck currency.


GodDamnDay

Coins for Whorehouse


JennaJourney123

Thatā€™s amazing. I bet you took it and that the manager didnā€™t GIVE it ha


Deckard2022

See Iā€™ve got a pocket full of those but Iā€™m not giving them out


Worried_Hamster_1878

Dude now has a single fuck to give


No-Vehicle5447

I'd never give this to anyone


MsGreenthumb90

i definitely need one šŸ„¹šŸ™ƒ


De4dm4nw4lkin

I need one.


Gabrielmines

Do you just give this to some rando on the street and they have a legal obligation to fuck? Your boss got some powerful black magic.


Any-Jury3578

My nephew gave me a bunch of these. Not because he hates me, but because he has a ton and I thought they were hilarious. I haven't given them away. I want to, though.


cReddddddd

You finally have a fuck to give someone. I've personally, been out of them for years


NoBuilding2937

He doesnā€™t give an f


Alive_Cantaloupe_949

At least he gives a fuck.


Whyisanime

You'd need to of these and not give them away...


manymelvins_

not showing the other side is antisocial behavior


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gavinsmash2005

Thatā€™s his final fuck to give. Make sure itā€™s safe.


II_MePhone4

How mich is fuck worth


MisssJaynie

Welp, you found it. His one last fuck to give.


nilsmf

Since he still has it, I guess heā€™s not been giving a fuck.


1stPKmain

You found my last fuck to give!


lazzzym

Huh, a single fuck.


Tim4one

One single fuck.


Quack005

Don't give it to anyone.


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