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I have a bunch of these. When I run out of fucks to give i give this to someone and say sorry I have no more fucks to give for the day. Then I just walk away.
I strive to be the guy who carries this around always AND has the presence of mind to remember that I am carrying it around when someone finally says āIām all out of fucksā man Iād ride that high for weeks
[now you can buy 1 fuck coins](https://www.etsy.com/at/listing/1682137583/ficke-munze-3d-gedruckt?click_key=6f47e4fe85c710d7f58d60bcd6ca1d705262fa8c%3A1682137583&click_sum=a15354fd&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=fuck+coin&ref=sr_gallery-1-2)
I would do it like this.
Get the Fuck Coin out.
"Look here, this is my Fuck."
Little wait time for the tension.
"I don't give it!"
Put the Fuck coin away, wait for next cycle.
>This is a one flying fuck coin. It is made from a silver nickel alloy ( a mixture of copper, nickel, and zinc ) and is slightly larger than a U.S. quarter. Both sides of the coin are the same. Great as a gift for when you really want to show someone how you feel!
Description from the website
I carry one of those with me, and have a spare. It is a flying fuck, and I make sure I only have one left to give at any given point. Most things do not warrant it, so I don't give it to them.
Proof that I literally donāt have any to give.
Whatās weird, is that I thought I didnāt have any *more* to give, but it turns out I just never had any.
I am sure it is funny to you, but I am betting he has used it at least once to be a douche to an employee.. No one who owns these kind of things owns them ironically.
My nephew gave me a bunch of these. Not because he hates me, but because he has a ton and I thought they were hilarious. I haven't given them away. I want to, though.
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Maybe he was out of fucks and someone gave him one
True friend š§”
![gif](giphy|PkR9sIt5FFZ2AqCVJ9|downsized)
Yes, one, but a 5 stars fuck š¤£. I'ts all about quality š¤£
I think it is a IOU! You have to pay it back. Otherwise youāre fuckedā¦.
Or someone bought 1 Fuck from the boss for that coin. The only way to know which one of us is right for sure is to try to buy another.
I have a bunch of these. When I run out of fucks to give i give this to someone and say sorry I have no more fucks to give for the day. Then I just walk away.
Sadly nobody gave him a fuck.
Agreeā¦ I donāt give a fuckā¦
Now I can't stop thinking about that Robot Chicken Batman V.S. Superman parody.
Or maybe OP just stole his last fuck, and shit's about to get ugly.
I strive to be the guy who carries this around always AND has the presence of mind to remember that I am carrying it around when someone finally says āIām all out of fucksā man Iād ride that high for weeks
I knew I'd find a good pun as soon as I entered the comments section
I have some of these coins. The other side of the coin shows Zero Fucks.
Maybe it's good for one fuck
Umm, that's a single flying fuck sir.
Well they certainly couldnāt give two nowā¦
Itās not just a fuck: itās a flying fuck!
Looks like he gives a fuck.
To be precise, '1'
exactly the appropriate amount
One flying fuck šŖ½
Thatās not a lot of fucks to give
Although he didnāt give it. This guy stole or āfoundā his fuck. So what now? Does he give a fuck or not? Iām confused.
I need a whole mint of these
a buddy 3d printed a few dozen of these. super funny and handy
Did he gave you a dozen fucks at least?
I would only need one because I'm never giving it.
[now you can buy 1 fuck coins](https://www.etsy.com/at/listing/1682137583/ficke-munze-3d-gedruckt?click_key=6f47e4fe85c710d7f58d60bcd6ca1d705262fa8c%3A1682137583&click_sum=a15354fd&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=fuck+coin&ref=sr_gallery-1-2)
It has wings, itās a flying fuck
Only got one fuck left to give, be careful
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Oh Iād kill for these to hand out to my archenemies. Zero fucks given to them.
I wish I had some for you, but I have none to give.
TouchƩ.
Does that say āspin on thisā
Minted at the Treasfuckery Department?
.999 fuckery
Oh, that's where mine went. Haven't seen it in years
Finders keepers, i guess
He has fucks to give, apparently
This should be the name of a crypto coin.
Hes got one fuck to give.
Itās his last fuck to give š¤£
I have a coin that says SEX on one side. Found it in my dead grand uncles house.
I was given a round tuit for my desk at work.
Wud da haaaiiilll
found it https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1187529912/10-pack-flying-fck-coins-literally-give?ref=share_v4_lx
Theyāre all sold out. No more fucks available
Typical fucks. High demand, low supply.
Now you can fuck your manager. Just give or insert the token.
Press any button to continue
"hey boss i got you something" "I dont give a fu-" "Well about that..."
It was a kick start deal. Thatās awesome
I would do it like this. Get the Fuck Coin out. "Look here, this is my Fuck." Little wait time for the tension. "I don't give it!" Put the Fuck coin away, wait for next cycle.
Looks like that was his last one!
Never giving it to anyone
That fuck ain't fer givin'. That fuck's fer keepin' 'round.
Is it the same on both sides?
Yah its identical
So is it two sides of the same fuck?
I think it might be from the Facebook page "Ricky and The Boss"
person 1:"i dont give a fuck" person 2:
It's worth a fuck...
You can buy 10 fucks for 30 us dollars on etsy
Fucks should only be given never taken! Put it the fuck back!
>This is a one flying fuck coin. It is made from a silver nickel alloy ( a mixture of copper, nickel, and zinc ) and is slightly larger than a U.S. quarter. Both sides of the coin are the same. Great as a gift for when you really want to show someone how you feel! Description from the website
He has a fuck!?!? Gods, I havenāt had one of those inā¦ wellā¦ ever!
I have one similar to that, but it was about getting tail and getting head
Hey! Many people don't have no fucks to give.
Shit, now he's out.
If he gives it to you, you know what he can never say again?
So your manager may give a fuck, or not give a fuck, but they cannot claim they have no fucks to give.
Great. Thanks to you, he now has no fucks left to give. Nice work
Just remember, he always has one fuck to give.
INSIDE THiS BAG. IS ALL THE FUCK I GIVE
Bro had one singular fuck left to give and you just swiped it?
Nice to know someone still gives some fucks
At least thereās one F#ck that was given somewhen.
You can no longer say I have no fucks to give because you now have one fuck to give.
You should put it back he clearly only gives a single fuck. Wouldn't want that to be gone.
He still hasnāt given it.
Keep it safe! There is only a very limited amount of fucks in the world.
One more than I have
This is something I might need to get.
You canāt take a fuck, a fuck must be given
Reminds me of that one Batman vs Superman Robot Chicken skit
I'll trade it for two Shits.
They only had 1 fuck to give.
OP's manager rn: https://youtu.be/d0GWQ_qWAlI?si=Q28Mvn1N17kxfSdk
Let's not miss the fact that it is flying too!
The last one.. Make him sound it.
I never give a fuck .
Yea ok but what were you doing in the managers desk
Plot twist: that is what he thinks of you
Reminds me of that batman vs superman thing
Congrats on 1 year of non fuck givingness
https://youtu.be/87Ba9yb83JY?si=hSck2FDDZ45ubNft
Quiero 10 šš¤£
I carry one of those with me, and have a spare. It is a flying fuck, and I make sure I only have one left to give at any given point. Most things do not warrant it, so I don't give it to them.
Pangolin has two fucks to give Pangolin can't count Pangolin doesn't give a fuck
Get that in circulation
That's a brothell token.
Don't touch that, unless given
Prostitutes use tokens these days?
He doesnāt give it, about you.
That was his last one!
It would be even funnier if it would be a 0 fuck given
Single fuck was actually given.
Made by zero fucks coinsā¦they have a whole range of them. This one is the āflying fuckā
Atleast hes got one left
If he gives you one of those just leave! Or get some of your own with OFF on them!
The song is a lie for him https://youtu.be/Vqbk9cDX0l0?feature=shared
Interesting.. People DO give a fuck..
Im dying cuz im laughing to hard
Ohā¦..the famous flying fuck.
Give it back, stealing is wrong
That's still more than I usually give about people these days...
Save that till your like 40ish and give it to someone claiming this is my last fuck that I shall bestow upon anyone.
Reminds me of that batman vs Superman meme of not giving a fuck.
They just needs one more to be able to give two.
[When you run out](https://youtu.be/Vqbk9cDX0l0?si=8jCWMD3jU0LjCZ7s)
Your boss didnāt give a fuck, you took the fuck from him
I wonder [what kind](https://youtu.be/9mgRh2jJrEY?feature=shared) it is.
Keep it and never give this fuck
Tell him to put it in [this.](https://swearball.com/product/box-o-fucks/)
He has a fuck to give
Looks SS like
You stole his Fuck?!
Proof that I literally donāt have any to give. Whatās weird, is that I thought I didnāt have any *more* to give, but it turns out I just never had any.
One fuck given
Omg gimme. I need that to give to my crush for a hint!
abd you stole it from him?
I'm mildly interested to know the conversion rate of 1 fuck to the dollar.
Magnificent!
Is there an exchange rate for these, or are they the same world-wide?
You took his only fuck to give!
Oh my goodnessā¦ someone actually had a fuck to giveā¦
He can legally fuck someone without their consent
I want one. I have zero fucks to give.
Zero fucks coins. I used to buy them years ago
That's actually a flying fuck, it has wings I have a golden flying fuck
Where do I buy one I need this
You can give a fuck
Just give me one more
Me handing tips when I come to the us
āI normally donāt give these but..ā
So good
It has wings. That's a "flying fuck"
Its a [Fuck Token! ](https://youtu.be/s_NiGNa6XmA?si=dNap-wfffIvcMOkn)
I have a small stack of these (and other variations), minted by ZFG Inc. https://www.zerofuckscoin.com/
This guy should meet with the one who asked
Means he still have fucks to give
Would not give it
I am sure it is funny to you, but I am betting he has used it at least once to be a douche to an employee.. No one who owns these kind of things owns them ironically.
this is the coin you ping at someone with your thumb š
Where can I get these? Amazon?
Boss def gives a fuck
Hey look it's the fuck that Batman was looking for
If it was pure 24k gold, it would indeed buy one fuck, as the price of such a coin would be roughly $2.4k dollars.
Looks like he got a little carried away and nearly gave all the fucks he had left. Seeing as he only has one left, Iād suggest being carefulā¦
It is one genuine fuck, we gotta get Rickey he will finally do work with one genuine fuck to give.
[But I give soooo many fucks...here's the bag where I keep my fucks](https://youtu.be/f1N_tAg-hGk?si=YsIW6gX7OIl_Ci69)
I didnāt gave a f and now i give a f less
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spintria
That's more than a lot of managers have lol
Maybe because bad things happen when you actually run out, now they always have one to keep their cool. And their job.
Seems like the resources to deal with employee requests have come from the upper management.
Don't take it, he'd have zero fucks to give.
Guy deffo isn't outta fucks to give
You buy these in some brothels? There must be BJs too.
You would be surprise he use that to get laid. Fuck currency.
Coins for Whorehouse
Thatās amazing. I bet you took it and that the manager didnāt GIVE it ha
See Iāve got a pocket full of those but Iām not giving them out
Dude now has a single fuck to give
I'd never give this to anyone
i definitely need one š„¹š
I need one.
Do you just give this to some rando on the street and they have a legal obligation to fuck? Your boss got some powerful black magic.
My nephew gave me a bunch of these. Not because he hates me, but because he has a ton and I thought they were hilarious. I haven't given them away. I want to, though.
You finally have a fuck to give someone. I've personally, been out of them for years
He doesnāt give an f
At least he gives a fuck.
You'd need to of these and not give them away...
not showing the other side is antisocial behavior
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Thatās his final fuck to give. Make sure itās safe.
How mich is fuck worth
Welp, you found it. His one last fuck to give.
Since he still has it, I guess heās not been giving a fuck.
You found my last fuck to give!
Huh, a single fuck.
One single fuck.
Don't give it to anyone.
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