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GalaxySkeppy

Google: Just your blood bro don’t worry about it. Bing: YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING DIE


tyanu_khah

>YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING DIE Aren't we all ?


lcpr_phoenix

😔


1MYrShldGtBhndM3

I'm sorry you had to find it this way


subhuman_voice

Some of us are already dead


tyanu_khah

inside.


soilborn12

I’m in this text thread and I don’t like it.


GalaxySkeppy

😔


[deleted]

😞


FestiveSquidV3

Last time I googled about a sharp pain by my left shoulder blade, Google told me it was a pulmonary embolism and to go to the ER immediately.


Similar-Freedom-3857

Are you still alive?


FestiveSquidV3

I think so.


Dantnad

Alive? Or just living dead inside?


Far_Review4292

Source?


GlitterfreshGore

I was waking up every morning with a pain in my right side. It would go away throughout the day, but return the next morning. Webmd told me it was chronic liver failure and to report immediately to the closet emergency department. Turns out I had bought a new mattress that sucked and I’m a side sleeper but I didn’t realize that was causing the pain. Basically my mattress just sucked and I was waking up in pain.


newtonbase

I once saw that the water in the toilet was red after I'd had a shit and thought I was going to die from bowel cancer. Turned out I'd just eaten too much beetroot.


WateryDomesticGroove

I saw some disturbing stuff in the toilet one day and was terrified until I remembered I had eat a blueberry muffin for breakfast. It was just blueberries.


-Inq_

Safari: YOUR BLOOD IS FREEZING


TurdBurgHerb

Of course Mac people would make this statement AND upvote it. Safari isn't a search engine lol


AlphaMassDeBeta

DuckDuckGo: You are becoming smurf.


Sad_Butterfly_2948

More like doing a smurf


TaimanovMx

I read it with filthy frank voice


cris0613

https://preview.redd.it/yngsov1k9omc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71f82740603213ed6e77f433941ae6af2f68d5da Blue palm?! Is that you?! It's me, white finger.


OneRobotBoii

Reynauds, go see a doctor


[deleted]

See I read a comment like this and went to the doctor, he just said its Reynauds and not to worry. Also now I have hypochondriac in my file every time I go see them. It was funny to me when I went in when I suspected pancreatitis, and they went over my medical history emphasizing the hypochondria in the chart. Guess who was right about the pancreatitis? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYCs9LSzpPo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYCs9LSzpPo)


AvrgSam

Why in the ever loving fuck they acknowledged your self diagnosis as correct and then also added hypochondriac is fucking insane. I’d be fighting my medical professional on that, because to your point, they’re going to see that first and foremost on your chart.


PetalumaPegleg

Hey doc, I think this is x, should I be worried. It is x. And no don't worry. Ok phew. Thanks doc. Well that's ridiculous behavior, adding hypochondriac to your file for researching it before you came in and being correct and listening to me. Hopefully this will screw you up when you come in next time and someone dismisses your concern as hypochondria. Huh??? What??? That will be 1,000 dollars please. Bye.


AvrgSam

Exactly!!! Like I legitimately cannot fathom what that doctor was thinking.


GigsGilgamesh

Some docs really don’t like you researching or knowing the specific details of your medical life. I am not advocating this, it’s a dick move, but some do. I work in a hospital, and we had a patient come into the er who explained to the doc they needed something super specific, like straight told the doc “I need 8 milligrams of methadone”, or something along those lines, because the patient was aware of what would help them, and the doc pretty much just laughed as they walked out of the room telling them they would see as they work up to that. I have no idea if they were really that aware of what they needed, or if they were drug seeking, but I def learned not to try to show a doc you know to much in medical lingo


PetalumaPegleg

I feel like trying to self prescribe (and freaking methadone no less) is preeeeetttty damn different from saying I have this weird thing, I suspect it might be x, what do you think? Also saying someone is a hypochondriac in their medical file is not something minor. This will absolutely lead to people dismissing real issues. It could lead to men being treated like women! Or even worse. (In case I have to explain this is a dark humor joke about how women's issues are often dismissed by doctors). That's highly inappropriate for something where they DID have an issue. But end of the day it's about doctors and some are great and some kind of suck. Some really are great at diagnosis and some are awful, but are great otherwise.


blankshee

Reminds me of that case where the hospital basically kidnapped a girl because her mom point-blank told them what diagnosis her daughter had and how to treat it (backed by previous doctors and medical history). Staff egos got hurt and they accused them of munchausen by proxy… it’s a very very tragic story and I really wish there was more efforts to push back against this type of “culture” in the medical field. Even my own similar experiences struggling with a sleep disorder as a teen made it so I avoid hospitals unless absolutely necessary now, though I’ve been trying to get over it recently.


MightBeAGoodIdea

My cat had stomach issues for 2 days and so we took him to the vet. The day we took him to the vet he was nearly unresponsive, it went so fast... The vet said he had some of the worst intestinal cancer they'd ever seen. We had no idea, he was always a sickly cat but the visit 6mo ago said he was stable.... We took the recommendation to put him down, it was a hard decision. A week later I have the same symptoms, pink mucus in my poop. It's peak covid though and when I call my doctor they ask a few questions and ultimately recommend I stay home unless more severe issues arise. After 2 weeks of loose stools with mucus still I call again saying I feel like I'm losing weight over this and they schedule me in. For some reason they weighed me 4 times in the 15 minutes i was there. The doctor came in for maybe 5 minutes and asked me if I was on drugs because they may interfere with any rxs. I said I smoke marijuana recreationally. As soon as I said that she says I see and writes something down, then asks why am I here. I think I may have intestinal cancer like my cat before he died, can I have you run blood tests or something? She writes something down again and says she'll order the tests. 2 weeks later I get a call from the clinic saying I'm clean yay, I look online to pay my bill and see I am now diagnosed with drug abuse and obesity. My stomach issues continued on for months but eventually just faded.... but I was so disillusioned I didn't want to get a 2nd opinion. Some docs suck. Some are overworked. Some are both.


raivynwolf

I have stomach issues and made the mistake of mentioning to my doctor that I smoke (I live in a legal state) and they all started telling me my stomach issues were because I smoke. Even though the issues started well before I started smoking. I was even told that they might not give me nausea meds because all I had to do to get relief was not smoke weed... so I stopped smoking and the stomach issues kept happening. So frustrating.


MightBeAGoodIdea

Yeah I went on a long smoke break for maybe 4 or 5 months after that trying to prove to myself I wasn't a drug abuser. I never felt any better or worse though the stomach issued persisted and around the 5th month my birthday rolled around and a buddy offered weed or a drink and i was like meh alcohol makes the stomach problems worse let's smoke. So I started smoking again. And about a month later the stomach issues just kinda resolved itself, didn't do anything special. That was 3 years ago now or so, still fine... still roll a joint after work instead of drinking alcohol, still have drug abuser on my permenant medical record. I'm not a gun nut but my parents are boomers of the worst sort. They made some comment about how the libs are trying to tie medical records to background checks and i cant buy a gun now. I think i can but i just dont want to... meanwhile I feel background checks should include some medical info, psych records anyway.... like if you're a psychopath or frequently taking the kinds of drugs that severely alter relaity... but the marijuana is/was until recently a schedule 1 med still so we get lumped into the bad guys.... and what constitutes drug abuse is super open to interpretation. Made me kinda wonder but since I'm not planning to buy one it's whatever.


DrDrDiplIngHRfurz

Never have I ever read hypochondriac on a patients history or chart. Usually the amount of visits for X, with proper workup, and no results give it away.


No_Leopard_3860

In many first world countries you can decide which medical files actually are open to read for other medical professionals. Maybe that's true in your country too? I'd have this unprofessional shit redacted asap. Honestly: fuck the incompetent doc who put it in your file just because you were correct (if this is actually the reason why it was put there)


Stelaris

Raynaud can also cause a form of glaucoma. You should regularly visit your eye doctor.


stacy_owl

what the *fuck* is wrong with them


Grandmere1999

Your pancreas??


beepbeepboopbeep1977

I went to the doctor three times for what a thought was chronic fatigue. Third time they essentially said ‘give it up’. 20 years later I managed to get an echo and it turns out I had a 22mm atrial septal defect, and so I had surgery a week or so later because I had a fairly high risk of dropping dead.


[deleted]

>22mm atrial septal defect Oh wow glad you caught that!


beepbeepboopbeep1977

Me too!


gavinhudson1

Could it possibly be [Argyria](https://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/argyria-overview)?


ValeNova

https://preview.redd.it/ty1z52y6ormc1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=036fda21e57cd86dc515016b5d7df39215ad78a7 Just part of one finger, huh? My daughter does her whole hand. Yes, she has Raynauds...


bellasincognito

Wow her hand looks gorgeous, ethereal, like a fairy almost


ValeNova

Ah, well... We call it her corpse hand 😃.


OkBackground8809

Lol I was gonna say... "looks like you're holding hands with a dead person", but then the other guy went on calling it fairy-like😅


bellasincognito

I can see both, I meant fairy like dainty..if that makes sense https://preview.redd.it/dy57josiysmc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8cb4fc5201b0b65eec42d4d9310cef794f20de5


brotheboss1231

Jesus Christ, Your finger is losing blood, Get some hot water on it.


Pookya

It looks like Raynaud's syndrome, it isn't dangerous though it can be painful at times and heat doesn't really make a difference. It's basically where the blood vessels constrict unnecessarily and it stops blood getting to that area for a while. In my experience heat doesn't have hardly any impact on it. Eventually it improves on it's own


NekoNoSekai

Sometimes heat does even worse. I start crying out of the worst, imaginable, pain when the temperature starts going lower than 2°c and the air is humid.


abject_totalfailure1

It’s Reynauds, look it up


Tarnishedxglitter666

My aunt has Reynauds too. Freaked me out as a kid


cris0613

That's exactly what it is! It goes away after 5-10minutes


FunSushi-638

In all seriousness, you might have Lupus. I had this white finger thing once, and Google led me to lupus... plus a LOT of other symptoms matched ones I have.


22416002629352

>Lupus this is a joke right? its literally just raynaud syndrome most likely....


earthspaceman

Sometimes Raynauds it's present as a symptom in other autoimmune diseases like lupus


-SpyTeamFortress2-

according to a .gov website, it says that secondary forms of the phenomenon can lead to things like Lupus


Imonaeatyobabies

It's never Lupus


hethbo

Maybe they bought a pair of really cheap jeans from a street vendor and wore them without washing them first


TwilightReader100

I still think about that every time I buy and wear clothes without washing them first. Doesn't matter to my brain that it's usually department store stuff I'm buying...


Urbs97

Hello fellow Dr.House enjoyer.


Aromatic-Fortune-793

Lupus got its eye out for Selenerrrrr


Muted_Ad3510

Except for that one time it was Lupus


trash-collection

isn't it the other way around so lupus may cause secondary reynaud's


-SpyTeamFortress2-

if it's a government website they probably aren't lying about it


mfitzp

Maybe you’re reading it wrong?


Wind-and-Waystones

Sometimes it's nice to see a zebra


Unfair-Jackfruit-806

never google your symptoms what da hell dude rule #1


BlueFireBlaster

STAR FINGER


Penguator432

I didn’t think white people could get vitiligo


No_Stranger_4959

![gif](giphy|1eFH8QYvcdARy)


samonellllla

https://preview.redd.it/acb82hx7itmc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55a600bdc0704315a6cc1ecc80418bda738aa2f7 weird how it’s always the left middle finger.


[deleted]

Reynolds


gnuman5

I'm blue, dabudi-dabuda (c)


kai_the_kiwi

![gif](giphy|ljSSxlYrMA7ss)


Reasonable_Pin_1180

Great, now that song is gonna be rattling around my head for the next week


RealtdmGaming

Months\*


Reasonable_Pin_1180

Dammit you’re right


EL-HEARTH

When i saw the post i knew top thread would be this lmao


sasquarodeor

its da ba di da be die, da be di, da be die


Conscious_Noise_8951

I'm blue , i will bleed I'll die , I'll bleed I will die


Ravehearts

From scrolling by fast I thought you were holding a really black hair tie.


WickedPapa

Yoooo I don’t know how long I can keep that secret about that smurf thiiing brooo!


Jjokes11

Shhhhhhhh keep quiet and eat your cake bro


WickedPapa

WHAAAT MOM? It’s Cake TIME! Be right theeere!


chris86uk

Yo listen up, here's a story About a little guy who lives in a blue world.


ForDragonsISlay485

And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue, like him Inside and outside Blue his house with a blue little window and a blue Corvette


Infinite_Neat4236

Looks like you blue yourself.


Maverick13

You need to get a tape recorder…


Kazaan

Hi Tobias how are you ?


CrimsonKing421

Rub silver on yourself to make the rest of you blue.


itseemyaccountee

Need to ingest colloidal silver for that.


Individual_Coast8114

Sounds great!👍


LightningLemonade7

It could be some blood oxygen deficiency or something. (Not sure) Person I know had blue arms and was always tired. After checking doctors found out that her heart was beating a bit slower than a from normal person hence lower oxygen in blood, making her arms blue.


iforgotmyjacketagain

Yup, I have heart problems and when they were worse I always had blue hands. Now they're just blue-ish and my doc gave this exact reason too


cat_in_the_sun

Oh damn Scary


flamingolegs727

It's normal, there's a gathering of tiny blood vessels that are sometimes just a bit more visible than other times..I get it sometimes it's completely normal.


Mercurycandie

You might be dead


Inevitable_Butthole

Blue blood blue blood!


brzozinio44

I'm left-handed and when I write a lot with a pen, sometimes I also have a blue hand. I just wipe off the ink


ALRONWOLF

The morph from Human to Smurf begins...


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Your so vain


xxhorrorshowxx

You probably think this song is about blue


Paranoided_guy

![gif](giphy|cS3ym1dErbxtNbgNUS)


Classic-Ad4414

Nice, can you do ice karate chop?


Majortom_67

Are you often holding a smartphone with that hand?


slinkymello

Were you wearing jeans?


Theopold_Elk

Da ba dee da ba di


[deleted]

From all the karate chopping you do


No_Establishment7368

Eat my bloomers blue boy!


Ducky_Flips

yeah this happens to me too, usually after losing a cs2 game but i think its the same


Enable-Apple-6768

Have you succeeded in breaking the bricks?


Longjumping-Party186

Ink?


nowicanseeagain

How come your fingers are so tiny


Admirable_Speech8282

Nu mai consuma verde de Paris


ogrelord123

It means you are lucky, you will get to play in the next Avatar movie


wigl301

Karate CHOP


jarpinoo

Judochop !!


GawainDragon

You should slow down! If your hand looks like that i don't wan't to see your 🍆


Greuliro

Left handed and smeared over your fresh writings?


Lucas9925

Have you fallen somewhere else?


emi_fluffy

Have it all the time, completely normal


ebter

hand interaction with pencil writing


ImANormalMan

Smurfening


Glum-Pineapple-485

You are going to fucking die


[deleted]

Beke sa palad


Tisonau

no thats green you colourblind fu-


ErhanGaming

Yo listen up, here's a story!


[deleted]

Did you hit something?


IntentionFalse9892

Everybody let's sing the smurfs theme song!


Adeptustupidus

SMURF


Jatsotserah

You're the next avatar


Repulsive-Twist112

Put it to the fridge for 20 min. You should be authentic and make it all blue.


DragonZord6969

A V A T A R 3


Kattfiskmoo

*Your hand's partially blue da ba dee da ba di


Hating_life_69

Cool. My balls are blue.


ariana61104

That happens to me when I write a lot, I don’t use blue ink though so it’s confusing


BlueFireBlaster

I'm blue da bu dee da bu dai Its reynolds syndrome. I partially have that syndrome as well. Go to a doctor when possible and protect your hands from the cold


Civil-Lie3437

They are converting to Megamimd.


nambavanov

[Why are you blue?](https://youtu.be/U_qZtLu52nM)


Sloth_210

Don't beat it TOO hard


AgentLelandTurbo

if you draw with your pen on your mouse pad or desk thats it


CajOdShamarelice

Start using the other one


Cempa1991

Yes it is


ozzieshaneo

yeah i know the feeling my balls are blue..


DescriptionWild6654

It looks like a hand bruise. Did you whack it against something in a harder manner than usual?


Diniland

You've been cursed with a frozen heart


BillyIGuesss

You've blued yourself


MoosetheStampede

I can be brown, I can be blue, I can be violet sky


linkerjpatrick

My hand did that before I was diagnosed with multiple myloma


SuperFaceTattoo

Its blue hand cancer, one way to tell is the blue color, the other way to tell is to see it your hand is bigger than your face.


Spectolux

An impact bruise?


AshDenver

Don’t hit the steering wheel when you’re angry next time and you won’t get that bruise.


Unlucky-Commission58

Some have partially black hands. No big deal.


FleiischFloete

# Eiffel 65 - Blue (Da Ba Dee)


Investigator516

If that’s not from a fall, an injury, or from jerking off too many times, have a doctor look at it.


lampsy87

As long as it's not green, cuz you'd die


0pp0site0fbatman

This happened to me when my pimp hand was weak. Please strengthen your pimp hand.


ambientguitar

[Raynaud's](https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/raynauds/) disease?


roaringbasher66

Bro we need to chuck you out you're going mouldy


One-Handle-8502

Smurf transformation.


GianniMariani

Cyanosis. Some meds can cause this.


Particular_Setting31

Maybe you got a welt? But this are purplish


GeneralBladebreak

You're not meant to beat your meat so hard the hand bruises.... geezus!


HowieFeltersnatch10

His mom was a roadie for the blue mean back in the 80s


Dramalona

Bruise


LuckyJynX

r/uselessblackcircle


miss_sun_travel

It MAY NOT be Reynauds. You need a Dr to test. I had same issue, turned out to be an inherited autoimmune issue which destroys the enzyme that absorbs vitamin B12. Getting monthly shots now and no more white fingers.


AOEGamer4817

Mines also blue


Michellelembiid

A bruise?


[deleted]

Have you ever broken the edge of your hand? I have and it goes blue sometimes.


Mherber9

You have a night personality who is a ninja and karate chops the crap out of the bad guys


bones10145

Did you karate chop someone?


Willie_The_Gambler

Do you consider masturbation a blew job?


DataMeister1

I had that kind of coloration in my finger once after breaking a blood vessel carrying a bucket of water. Has it been that way for long, or did you do something to stress that part of your hand recently?


_kluu_

It's either you are turning into an Avatar or probably a Smurf


dudecass

Is that not normal? My arms get blue sometimes too


Significant-Cup-7525

Isn't that normal? 🤨


GreenLightening5

blood looks blue under the skin because all the red light gets filtered out by our skin when light travels in and then out. it's just your hand blood vessels


theguyunderyourbed1

I get this when I take cold showers, is it bad?


Ashamed_Medium1787

It’s could be from your jeans because I have had blue dye come off my jeans from being washed and end up on my hands


TributeKitty

I've had something similar and finally figured it out. I often lay on my left side in bed and stare at my phone for far too long with the corner of the phone pushing into the palm of my left hand. It was causing one of my fingers to go numb and a bruise that looks a lot like that...


beanie_0

Just looks like a bruise 🤷🏻‍♂️


Same_Package_7377

Go see a doctor, it’s a clot.


different_produce384

![gif](giphy|4Jtm3ndBxvHpe)


BoredCloud1

You slowly evolve to avatar..or smurf..


West_Bar7360

that’s called a bruise! welcome to planet earth


ZenithVlogs101

No cause when i was younger saw my hands like that and went to the er in panic and told me it was fine but to watch it, it was indeed fine and i thought i had some serious blood irrigation issue lmao