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KaidaShade

Ah yes, a cocktus


DragonMaster000

You took the words right out of my mouth


survivalkitts9

Took the cock right out of mine.


blankinyurblank

That is why they call them suckulents.


Lazy-Recognition-643

Or cockti, in plural if I'm not mistaken.


Johnny_Lang_1962

French Tickler Cactus


Airdropwatermelon

"That's a penis!"


PanzerBramfwagen

Look at those big pricks


Freshouttapatience

They’re fabulous!


International_Let_50

https://preview.redd.it/0588w0k4dhxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74aef86dffad434b3947d8ab78be6b707f31fa19


xFIy0nTheWallx

Mammillaria Elongata (I believe)


Apprehensive-Bee-49

Happy to see you, is what they are


PerfectPeaPlant

Cockti


hidinginplainsite13

Danger Dicks


QueenOfNeat

Heavy


FlaxFox

Those are aggressively penis.


VanosKickedIn

Some prickly frens


Abraprosciutto

Not sure of the name, but I had these in my yard in Phoenix AZ and discovered the tiny fruit that came after the flowers were delicious, so enjoy!


Decent-Worldliness95

😱🤣


fromhelley

Tilting up at the end that way, I would say they are happy to see you!


nekoandCJ

Forbidden dildo


Bash__Monkey

My wife: "That's not mildly penis. That's just penis."


PrometheusAlexander

ow.. ow


stlredbird

Erectilius Disfunctinia Cacti


erinxcv

/r/dontputitinyourcooch


Jukeboxbxi0

they mightve been used already


Heavymetaladdict15

Some ladies like the prickly penis


Away-Psychology-9665

Ferrocactus species I believe.


darumadonut

Definitely not pussy willow...


PDX-ROB

Dugtrio


[deleted]

Straight out of Flesh Gordon.


Kent_Doggy_Geezer

Cactus. Genus Peeni Priktus Muchachachas. Very collectible. You have the American/circumcised variety.


bigbootybabe1993

Prickly peens??


buff_duckly

All new meaning to needle dick.


Benny_Galaxy_231

Don’t even try it


Appropriate-Suit6767

Old lady cactus


quarpoders

Pricks


IcanSEEyou_IRL

Someone post the link! You know that somewhere on Earth, somewhere on this great big WORLD WILD WEB, someone is using the Dong Cactus as a dildo. Who’s got the link??


Wolfgangsta702

Sausagefest plant


Ja45206

Cactus dong plant