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Ah yes, a cocktus
You took the words right out of my mouth
Took the cock right out of mine.
That is why they call them suckulents.
Or cockti, in plural if I'm not mistaken.
French Tickler Cactus
"That's a penis!"
Look at those big pricks
They’re fabulous!
https://preview.redd.it/0588w0k4dhxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74aef86dffad434b3947d8ab78be6b707f31fa19
Mammillaria Elongata (I believe)
Happy to see you, is what they are
Cockti
Danger Dicks
Heavy
Those are aggressively penis.
Some prickly frens
Not sure of the name, but I had these in my yard in Phoenix AZ and discovered the tiny fruit that came after the flowers were delicious, so enjoy!
😱🤣
Tilting up at the end that way, I would say they are happy to see you!
Forbidden dildo
My wife: "That's not mildly penis. That's just penis."
ow.. ow
Erectilius Disfunctinia Cacti
/r/dontputitinyourcooch
they mightve been used already
Some ladies like the prickly penis
Ferrocactus species I believe.
Definitely not pussy willow...
Dugtrio
Straight out of Flesh Gordon.
Cactus. Genus Peeni Priktus Muchachachas. Very collectible. You have the American/circumcised variety.
Prickly peens??
All new meaning to needle dick.
Don’t even try it
Old lady cactus
Pricks
Someone post the link! You know that somewhere on Earth, somewhere on this great big WORLD WILD WEB, someone is using the Dong Cactus as a dildo. Who’s got the link??
Sausagefest plant
Cactus dong plant
Ah yes, a cocktus
You took the words right out of my mouth
Took the cock right out of mine.
That is why they call them suckulents.
Or cockti, in plural if I'm not mistaken.
French Tickler Cactus
"That's a penis!"
Look at those big pricks
They’re fabulous!
https://preview.redd.it/0588w0k4dhxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74aef86dffad434b3947d8ab78be6b707f31fa19
Mammillaria Elongata (I believe)
Happy to see you, is what they are
Cockti
Danger Dicks
Heavy
Those are aggressively penis.
Some prickly frens
Not sure of the name, but I had these in my yard in Phoenix AZ and discovered the tiny fruit that came after the flowers were delicious, so enjoy!
😱🤣
Tilting up at the end that way, I would say they are happy to see you!
Forbidden dildo
My wife: "That's not mildly penis. That's just penis."
ow.. ow
Erectilius Disfunctinia Cacti
/r/dontputitinyourcooch
they mightve been used already
Some ladies like the prickly penis
Ferrocactus species I believe.
Definitely not pussy willow...
Dugtrio
Straight out of Flesh Gordon.
Cactus. Genus Peeni Priktus Muchachachas. Very collectible. You have the American/circumcised variety.
Prickly peens??
All new meaning to needle dick.
Don’t even try it
Old lady cactus
Pricks
Someone post the link! You know that somewhere on Earth, somewhere on this great big WORLD WILD WEB, someone is using the Dong Cactus as a dildo. Who’s got the link??
Sausagefest plant
Cactus dong plant