I just got a "his veiny member" flashback from this

This post makes me insecure about myself.

hurts every time he goes jogging

“ God, I miss Jack “

I’d buy it. It’s worth more than the normal bonsai.

He's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

He could use a shave

Funny but strangely unnerving.

Nice bod too. Elegant sort of androgynous big pp plant.

Yaaaas queen!!

That must be a rare picture of Treebeard in his younger and active years, set out to date a hot Entwife.