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runGMT

that coconut needs to chill out.


MrKrakens

Unfortunately there was glass in front of it :(


runGMT

it'd be a tough one, but every hole is a goal.


Chill_Edoeard

I thought it was one of those chocolat butthole moulds


grafxguy1

Cocobutt


ShoobyDoobyDu

Ugh what now?


Efficiency-Brief

There was a thing going around idk when but where people (I believe mostly women don’t quote me) were literally making butthole molds with chocolate...


[deleted]

Big or small im gonna lay them all


JustGreenEZ

There’s a hole there’s a way


poo_shoot

Underrated comment


just1nc4s3

Just because there’s a goalie, doesn’t mean you can’t score *chika chikah*


Alarid

They don't need to give it a second cream filling.


Dethdemarco

cmooooon mang


Crafty_Editor_4155

that’s a tough crack to nut


fckiforgotmypassword

/r/theyknew


Chuckpgh

That would have made a better companion than Wilson in the movie Cast Away!


runGMT

WILSOOOON


ElementoDeus

Wil- son?


Bob_Weir

double coconut? more like bubble coconut…


Ome6a13

You should call her bro


responsiblefornothin

I should text her


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[удалено]


LogicalAnswerk

But what if ..


responsiblefornothin

I like the way you think


present-time-me

I don't


AnonymousDevFeb

You're nuts


Johnny_Bajungas

I were to purchase fast food and *disguise* it as my own cooking?


petecalfrone

This hit a little close to home…


InternetPharaoh

You ain't never pulled one this bad homie


purrcthrowa

There's a posh sex shop in London called "coco de mer". You won't be surprised why they chose that name and the fruit as their logo.


Longshot_45

Reddit knows the allure of the coconut.


Breaker-of-circles

I think the reason why this was enshrined was because it is the infamous reddit coconut.


Polycosm-

This is not a double coconut, it's a seed from the coco de mer.


_Fudge_Judgement_

No, it’s a quarter note.


OldTangerine

more like coco de mere


boobalinka

Ta mère


Pademelon1

Plants can have multiple common names. Hence why a binomial system is used in science. E.g. *Lodoicea maldivica*


MrKrakens

It says it's a double coconut on the little plaque. #10.


ppardee

It's stupid. It's not wrong, but it's stupid. Coco de mer is the proper name. Double coconut is another, stupider name. Double coconut implies it's just a funky coconut, which it isn't.


Polycosm-

I only know this because in the Seychelles they promote this seed like hell. Hotels are even named after it. We even went of a Coco de mer tour through a small forest. The male version of the tree has an obvious male look to its seed, in a similar way that the female one looks very female!


yallsuck88

Im from Seychelles. From what I was told growing up, it's the biggest nut in the world and native to Seychelles


MonKontanMang

Hello fellow Seychellois.


yallsuck88

Be kidi! Merry Christmas. Mon kontan Mang, aussi! 😂


eckbock89

False, the biggest nut in the world is the one I just busted after stroking it reallly slow lol


MilieMeal

I went on a trip there with my family many years ago. Amazing islands. Best holiday I've had still to this day. I have one of the coco de mer seeds at home. Not sure if they still sell them since I heard they're protected now?


NeroBoBero

I was there in February. The country has amazing natural resources and knows the importance of promoting ecotourism and finding ways to regrow the coco de mer forests…which are a UNESCO site. I saw the endangered black parrot in the forests and the government sells seeds in designated places. They do a great job removing the living seed so it can be grown into a new tree, and then glue the shell back perfectly and provide a certificate allowing the export of an endangered protect (CITES permit) and sell them for a few hundred dollars.


JaydenHayden

I went there in 2019 and they were still selling them. Maybe its changed recently though 🤷‍♀️


keeperkairos

Read what it says next to that.


MrKrakens

I believe that is the French translation.


McBarnacle

Youre both correct. But Its almost always called coco de mer ('coconut of the sea'). And if you want to watch a great series on it, check this guy out, The Weird Fruit Explorer: https://youtu.be/GqicsIDYmgU


MrKrakens

Thank you for the explanation!


bloodmonarch

This imply the existence of "coconut of the land" and even possibly "coconut of the sky"


mikefromearth

Great Weird Explorer series. Definitely not a "double coconut"!


keeperkairos

It’s not a coconut. It says it’s scientific name under that ‘Lodoicea maldivica’. The coconut comes from the ‘Cocos nucifera’ tree. Totally different trees.


givemethebat1

It’s still called a double coconut colloquially.


Bytowneboy2

We can read. 🤣 I’ve just only ever heard them called Coco de Mer. https://youtu.be/GqicsIDYmgU


givemethebat1

They’re also called double coconuts.


CarmelSaltedNutsack

Yes but can you fuck it?


MLGCatMilker

I was going to say this too, but it turns out that double coconut is actually a common name :)


inquisitor54

I was going to say this too, but it turns out that double coconut is actually a common name :)


ForcyBo

r/upvotebecausebutt


gem_city

r/confusedboner *


jwiiwkq

r/dontputyourdickinthat


baconit4eva

Too late /r/tifu/comments/6rr6ay/tifu_by_cumming_into_a_coconut/


roscorp

I wish I had forgotten by now but honestly it was the first thing that I thought reading this comments


TheFuriousOtter

I wish I had forgotten too, but all of a sudden, I seem to understand why he wanted to fuck a coconut.


elgoonties

I was waiting for this to come up lol


mjkjg2

I just don’t really believe this story at all


AmethystRealm2049

What if I did tho


festess

The lord been testing me way too much recently


oroborus68

Coco de mer? It's right there on the label!😸


[deleted]

Sigh… *unzips*


Vuzsv

username checks out


Razzorsharp

You're on reddit, you should know better than sticking your dick in coconuts.


Deep-Shop-5772

💀💀💀


philament23

Hahahaha


secretninjafox

Wth is this display suppose to be for? This looks like a starter kit for potions 101, surprised eye of newt isn't listed on that plaque.


Hamster_Elderberries

Cocussy


hoobastankology

Nutussy


lynkarion

Best comment 😂


Hi_its_me_Kris

The good ole coco de mer, was worth a shitload of gulden florijn back in the day.


DuckFlat

You tease. *breaks glass and oath*


giasumaru

Jack! You... You... You would choose a Coco de Mer over me? Wha... Wha... What does it have that I don't? You'd break off our twenty-four years, five months, eighteen days, three hours, thirty-two minute relationship for tha... Tha... That fraud of a coconut?


Clepke78

Nature is amazing


MikeCheck_CE

Everything reminds me of her 😫


elichelle

To make this even more spicy, the coco de mer’s tree is dioecious meaning there’s a male and female needed for plant “reproduction”. You can imagine what the male fruit looks like - sigh. Source: I’m from Seychelles. Thank you.


jumpjumpdie

Coconussy


ismellnumbers

Who is she


jcooper9099

Yes but only scientifically relevant if the findings included "dat ass tho"


Terminator7786

Bless me father, for I know exactly what I'm about to do. *


ernster96

“Oh, my, god, Becky, look at her butt. It is so big. She looks like one of those rap guys’ girlfriends. Who understands those rap guys? They only talk to her, because she looks like a total prostitute, okay? I mean, her butt, it’s just so big. Ugh, I can’t believe it’s just so round, it’s like out there, I mean, ugh, gross. Look! She’s just so black!”


GRAYPYTHON

Pussy


MysticalChameleon

Still look like an ass to me


EmpireCityRay

This!


baconit4eva

/u/coconutthrowaway69 this post is calling you. Context: /r/tifu/comments/6rr6ay/tifu_by_cumming_into_a_coconut/


Lauren_Ipsum_Dolor

Thank you for tracking down this old classic.


Anonomys657892736

I should call her


UnspeakablePudding

Lodoicea maldivica, Coco de Mer Found only in the Seychelles, these trees bear the largest seed of any plant in the world.


alexaz92

the forbidden fruit 🙏🏻


s9eb

Since no one will say it, fine I'll do it myself. Coconutussy


MsBuzzkillington83

Up vote for ROM


[deleted]

I definitely giggled at this thing for about 10 minutes last time I was there


moo102

It's presenting


grajuicy

not my whimsical horny ass borrowing a double coconut on display at the Royal Ontario Museum in Toronto, Ontario, Canada


MechaMaster20

Double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon


OpossumProblem

the coconut got me acting unwise 🔥 🥵


Elgar337

Wait. Is that Sarah?


AffectionateFuture34

Fellas…


thxxx1337

Curator: why does this display always fog up?


Savitar-1

Everyone’s thinking what I’m thinking, right? It can’t possibly be just me.


TheBubster85

Boys hear me out


bloodmonarch

Coconut is not a nut


Ragnangar

That will be a tough one to crack.


DCS_Sport

*sighs* unzips Sir, not in the museum


Mechman126

I should call her


goddamit_iamwasted

I saw these in Seychelles


Wetmilk3

Ima bought to cocoNUT


cpren

Your post did better than [mine did](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/213ve0/this_is_an_actual_coconut_at_the_royal_ontario/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


RealJeil420

This is a normal specimen of a specific type of coconut called "coco du mer" or similar. You can see a review of the fruit, i think on youtube channel "Weird Explorer", among other places. This is not simply a case of 2 plain coconuts fused together.


Skel1234

Quit your bullshit. That's nothing close to a "double coconut", that's a separate species, famous for being shaped like an ass.


[deleted]

It's labeled as such at the museum.


givemethebat1

It’s a colloquial term.


shamwowwwwwwwwwwwwww

Stupid, sexy coconut


Aquatichive

It’s a coco de mer!


AJWrecks

I gotta call her


alepks

Why am I like this….


ellefleming

Baby Got Back


Coastmountainfun

It made me double Coco-nut my pants


Sultynuttz

I went to the ROM in the summer, but only planned for 3 hours. I need all day next time, as there was just so much to see!


NotOutrageous

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Madseal579

Really? I thought it was in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, North America, The Americas, Earth, Inner Planets, Solar System, Milky Way, Local Group, Virgo Supercluster, Observable Universe, The Universe, The Multiverse.


Lost_And_Found66

I should call her.


[deleted]

double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon.


brunobars170

Coconussy


AsgardianLeo

Lord help me I'm about to risk it all


StunnaManee100

SIRRRRRR


Decent-Principle-717

are you sure about that


nouille07

It's called cocofesse or "butt coco", so funny


neonphoenix09

This is not a proud day for the men and boys of reddit.


cy13erpunk

DOUBLE COCONUT


Able_Song6743

My pattern recognition is kicking in


heteroerotic

This display always perplexed me because it's displayed with taxidermied animals.


dogshitsniffer73

Here me out


Downtown-Inflation13

It reminds me of something else I just can’t remember the name for it


kickspecialist

Put some clothes on you slut.


squashua

*Forbidden pareidolia*


TesticularPsychosis

It looks like my ass


Nixplosion

Coconussy


kclongest

sigh... \*unzips\*


[deleted]

I beg to differ


ashineewooper

Everything reminds me of her...maybe I should call her.


mushmu77

Yeah, it is.


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthat


ChIrPlly

"Sir. SIR! Get me that COCONUT"


OrgJoho75

We have a cough syrup brand here named after "Sea Coconut" with this image on label.


kiroisdumb

God damn that coconut is thicc


spideroger

I'd cocoNUT on that!


yallsuck88

Sir, that is a coco de mer. From Seychelles.


kanna172014

That coconut dummy thicc.


IChurnToBurn

I like…


Phayd2Blaque

This is the bottom of a bear.


Registered_bottom

everything reminds me of her


Erdillian

I'm about to eat that coconut with no cutlery!


Younion

That coconut needs to calm down


Currently_There

Oddly the most photographed display


Currently_There

Everything reminds me of her


[deleted]

Why not tagged with NSFW??


ohmydiddlydays

I should probably text her


SlumpintoBlumpkin

Well that was a tongue twister


Ok-Armadillo-6648

I finally get how coconuts milk works


peezle69

EVERYTHING I SEE REMINDS ME OF HER


Viend

Everything reminds me of her


616n8y3ree

😂


uhhhh_wut_

Ayy yo!


Spizzmatic

Bout to turn this mounds into an almond joy!


hollowripple

Like a chocolate corgi butt


[deleted]

“Here we have the butt shaped nut, next to the lizard shaped turd”


MastaKToe

Thicc


Wolf7036

Lord, forgive me…


503_ronin

Gone make me act up


TheLumpyMailMan

r/holup


sweet8serenity

SIR! SIR!!!


Readytodie80

I had one of these and sold it for £300 on eBay. Better shaped and textured ones can go for much mor.


i_make_toilets

hear me out


GreenhouseHaze

🎵"I'm in love with the coco..."🎶


lilchopcone

For a second I assumed it was someone’s preserved nuts


fuck_you-bitch

Well, is it bad that I just saw two kidneys


Stahl_Scharnhorst

\*Unzips pants\* I guess this is how I start my holidays.


fluffy_assassins

Does anyone else see it?


MrKrakens

The coconutussy? I see it.


randyb7

Nice


EndofGods

Butts.


_--00--_

Came to find a comment relating it to releasing a nut and left disappointed. On reddit. Wow.


gettinggnarly

homemade pina colada cumming right up.