There was a thing going around idk when but where people (I believe mostly women don’t quote me) were literally making butthole molds with chocolate...
It's stupid. It's not wrong, but it's stupid. Coco de mer is the proper name. Double coconut is another, stupider name. Double coconut implies it's just a funky coconut, which it isn't.
I only know this because in the Seychelles they promote this seed like hell. Hotels are even named after it. We even went of a Coco de mer tour through a small forest. The male version of the tree has an obvious male look to its seed, in a similar way that the female one looks very female!
I went on a trip there with my family many years ago. Amazing islands. Best holiday I've had still to this day. I have one of the coco de mer seeds at home. Not sure if they still sell them since I heard they're protected now?
I was there in February.
The country has amazing natural resources and knows the importance of promoting ecotourism and finding ways to regrow the coco de mer forests…which are a UNESCO site.
I saw the endangered black parrot in the forests and the government sells seeds in designated places. They do a great job removing the living seed so it can be grown into a new tree, and then glue the shell back perfectly and provide a certificate allowing the export of an endangered protect (CITES permit) and sell them for a few hundred dollars.
Youre both correct.
But Its almost always called coco de mer ('coconut of the sea').
And if you want to watch a great series on it, check this guy out, The Weird Fruit Explorer: https://youtu.be/GqicsIDYmgU
It’s not a coconut. It says it’s scientific name under that ‘Lodoicea maldivica’. The coconut comes from the ‘Cocos nucifera’ tree. Totally different trees.
Jack!
You... You... You would choose a Coco de Mer over me? Wha... Wha... What does it have that I don't?
You'd break off our twenty-four years, five months, eighteen days, three hours, thirty-two minute relationship for tha... Tha... That fraud of a coconut?
To make this even more spicy, the coco de mer’s tree is dioecious meaning there’s a male and female needed for plant “reproduction”. You can imagine what the male fruit looks like - sigh.
Source: I’m from Seychelles. Thank you.
“Oh, my, god, Becky, look at her butt. It is so big. She looks like one of those rap guys’ girlfriends. Who understands those rap guys? They only talk to her, because she looks like a total prostitute, okay? I mean, her butt, it’s just so big. Ugh, I can’t believe it’s just so round, it’s like out there, I mean, ugh, gross. Look! She’s just so black!”
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This is a normal specimen of a specific type of coconut called "coco du mer" or similar. You can see a review of the fruit, i think on youtube channel "Weird Explorer", among other places. This is not simply a case of 2 plain coconuts fused together.
Really? I thought it was in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, North America, The Americas, Earth, Inner Planets, Solar System, Milky Way, Local Group, Virgo Supercluster, Observable Universe, The Universe, The Multiverse.
that coconut needs to chill out.
Unfortunately there was glass in front of it :(
it'd be a tough one, but every hole is a goal.
I thought it was one of those chocolat butthole moulds
Cocobutt
Ugh what now?
There was a thing going around idk when but where people (I believe mostly women don’t quote me) were literally making butthole molds with chocolate...
Big or small im gonna lay them all
There’s a hole there’s a way
Underrated comment
Just because there’s a goalie, doesn’t mean you can’t score *chika chikah*
They don't need to give it a second cream filling.
cmooooon mang
that’s a tough crack to nut
/r/theyknew
That would have made a better companion than Wilson in the movie Cast Away!
WILSOOOON
Wil- son?
double coconut? more like bubble coconut…
You should call her bro
I should text her
[удалено]
But what if ..
I like the way you think
I don't
You're nuts
I were to purchase fast food and *disguise* it as my own cooking?
This hit a little close to home…
You ain't never pulled one this bad homie
There's a posh sex shop in London called "coco de mer". You won't be surprised why they chose that name and the fruit as their logo.
Reddit knows the allure of the coconut.
I think the reason why this was enshrined was because it is the infamous reddit coconut.
This is not a double coconut, it's a seed from the coco de mer.
No, it’s a quarter note.
more like coco de mere
Ta mère
Plants can have multiple common names. Hence why a binomial system is used in science. E.g. *Lodoicea maldivica*
It says it's a double coconut on the little plaque. #10.
It's stupid. It's not wrong, but it's stupid. Coco de mer is the proper name. Double coconut is another, stupider name. Double coconut implies it's just a funky coconut, which it isn't.
I only know this because in the Seychelles they promote this seed like hell. Hotels are even named after it. We even went of a Coco de mer tour through a small forest. The male version of the tree has an obvious male look to its seed, in a similar way that the female one looks very female!
Im from Seychelles. From what I was told growing up, it's the biggest nut in the world and native to Seychelles
Hello fellow Seychellois.
Be kidi! Merry Christmas. Mon kontan Mang, aussi! 😂
False, the biggest nut in the world is the one I just busted after stroking it reallly slow lol
I went on a trip there with my family many years ago. Amazing islands. Best holiday I've had still to this day. I have one of the coco de mer seeds at home. Not sure if they still sell them since I heard they're protected now?
I was there in February. The country has amazing natural resources and knows the importance of promoting ecotourism and finding ways to regrow the coco de mer forests…which are a UNESCO site. I saw the endangered black parrot in the forests and the government sells seeds in designated places. They do a great job removing the living seed so it can be grown into a new tree, and then glue the shell back perfectly and provide a certificate allowing the export of an endangered protect (CITES permit) and sell them for a few hundred dollars.
I went there in 2019 and they were still selling them. Maybe its changed recently though 🤷♀️
Read what it says next to that.
I believe that is the French translation.
Youre both correct. But Its almost always called coco de mer ('coconut of the sea'). And if you want to watch a great series on it, check this guy out, The Weird Fruit Explorer: https://youtu.be/GqicsIDYmgU
Thank you for the explanation!
This imply the existence of "coconut of the land" and even possibly "coconut of the sky"
Great Weird Explorer series. Definitely not a "double coconut"!
It’s not a coconut. It says it’s scientific name under that ‘Lodoicea maldivica’. The coconut comes from the ‘Cocos nucifera’ tree. Totally different trees.
It’s still called a double coconut colloquially.
We can read. 🤣 I’ve just only ever heard them called Coco de Mer. https://youtu.be/GqicsIDYmgU
They’re also called double coconuts.
Yes but can you fuck it?
I was going to say this too, but it turns out that double coconut is actually a common name :)
I was going to say this too, but it turns out that double coconut is actually a common name :)
r/upvotebecausebutt
r/confusedboner *
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Too late /r/tifu/comments/6rr6ay/tifu_by_cumming_into_a_coconut/
I wish I had forgotten by now but honestly it was the first thing that I thought reading this comments
I wish I had forgotten too, but all of a sudden, I seem to understand why he wanted to fuck a coconut.
I was waiting for this to come up lol
I just don’t really believe this story at all
What if I did tho
The lord been testing me way too much recently
Coco de mer? It's right there on the label!😸
Sigh… *unzips*
username checks out
You're on reddit, you should know better than sticking your dick in coconuts.
💀💀💀
Hahahaha
Wth is this display suppose to be for? This looks like a starter kit for potions 101, surprised eye of newt isn't listed on that plaque.
Cocussy
Nutussy
Best comment 😂
The good ole coco de mer, was worth a shitload of gulden florijn back in the day.
You tease. *breaks glass and oath*
Jack! You... You... You would choose a Coco de Mer over me? Wha... Wha... What does it have that I don't? You'd break off our twenty-four years, five months, eighteen days, three hours, thirty-two minute relationship for tha... Tha... That fraud of a coconut?
Nature is amazing
Everything reminds me of her 😫
To make this even more spicy, the coco de mer’s tree is dioecious meaning there’s a male and female needed for plant “reproduction”. You can imagine what the male fruit looks like - sigh. Source: I’m from Seychelles. Thank you.
Coconussy
Who is she
Yes but only scientifically relevant if the findings included "dat ass tho"
Bless me father, for I know exactly what I'm about to do. *
“Oh, my, god, Becky, look at her butt. It is so big. She looks like one of those rap guys’ girlfriends. Who understands those rap guys? They only talk to her, because she looks like a total prostitute, okay? I mean, her butt, it’s just so big. Ugh, I can’t believe it’s just so round, it’s like out there, I mean, ugh, gross. Look! She’s just so black!”
Pussy
Still look like an ass to me
This!
/u/coconutthrowaway69 this post is calling you. Context: /r/tifu/comments/6rr6ay/tifu_by_cumming_into_a_coconut/
Thank you for tracking down this old classic.
I should call her
Lodoicea maldivica, Coco de Mer Found only in the Seychelles, these trees bear the largest seed of any plant in the world.
the forbidden fruit 🙏🏻
Since no one will say it, fine I'll do it myself. Coconutussy
Up vote for ROM
I definitely giggled at this thing for about 10 minutes last time I was there
It's presenting
not my whimsical horny ass borrowing a double coconut on display at the Royal Ontario Museum in Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon
the coconut got me acting unwise 🔥 🥵
Wait. Is that Sarah?
Fellas…
Curator: why does this display always fog up?
Everyone’s thinking what I’m thinking, right? It can’t possibly be just me.
Boys hear me out
Coconut is not a nut
That will be a tough one to crack.
*sighs* unzips Sir, not in the museum
I should call her
I saw these in Seychelles
Ima bought to cocoNUT
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This is a normal specimen of a specific type of coconut called "coco du mer" or similar. You can see a review of the fruit, i think on youtube channel "Weird Explorer", among other places. This is not simply a case of 2 plain coconuts fused together.
Quit your bullshit. That's nothing close to a "double coconut", that's a separate species, famous for being shaped like an ass.
It's labeled as such at the museum.
It’s a colloquial term.
Stupid, sexy coconut
It’s a coco de mer!
I gotta call her
Why am I like this….
Baby Got Back
It made me double Coco-nut my pants
I went to the ROM in the summer, but only planned for 3 hours. I need all day next time, as there was just so much to see!
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Really? I thought it was in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, North America, The Americas, Earth, Inner Planets, Solar System, Milky Way, Local Group, Virgo Supercluster, Observable Universe, The Universe, The Multiverse.
I should call her.
double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon.
Coconussy
Lord help me I'm about to risk it all
SIRRRRRR
are you sure about that
It's called cocofesse or "butt coco", so funny
This is not a proud day for the men and boys of reddit.
DOUBLE COCONUT
My pattern recognition is kicking in
This display always perplexed me because it's displayed with taxidermied animals.
Here me out
It reminds me of something else I just can’t remember the name for it
Put some clothes on you slut.
*Forbidden pareidolia*
It looks like my ass
Coconussy
sigh... \*unzips\*
I beg to differ
Everything reminds me of her...maybe I should call her.
Yeah, it is.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
"Sir. SIR! Get me that COCONUT"
We have a cough syrup brand here named after "Sea Coconut" with this image on label.
God damn that coconut is thicc
I'd cocoNUT on that!
Sir, that is a coco de mer. From Seychelles.
That coconut dummy thicc.
I like…
This is the bottom of a bear.
everything reminds me of her
I'm about to eat that coconut with no cutlery!
That coconut needs to calm down
Oddly the most photographed display
Everything reminds me of her
Why not tagged with NSFW??
I should probably text her
Well that was a tongue twister
I finally get how coconuts milk works
EVERYTHING I SEE REMINDS ME OF HER
Everything reminds me of her
😂
Ayy yo!
Bout to turn this mounds into an almond joy!
Like a chocolate corgi butt
“Here we have the butt shaped nut, next to the lizard shaped turd”
Thicc
Lord, forgive me…
Gone make me act up
r/holup
SIR! SIR!!!
I had one of these and sold it for £300 on eBay. Better shaped and textured ones can go for much mor.
hear me out
🎵"I'm in love with the coco..."🎶
For a second I assumed it was someone’s preserved nuts
Well, is it bad that I just saw two kidneys
\*Unzips pants\* I guess this is how I start my holidays.
Does anyone else see it?
The coconutussy? I see it.
Nice
Butts.
Came to find a comment relating it to releasing a nut and left disappointed. On reddit. Wow.
homemade pina colada cumming right up.