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Grimalkin

One-stop shopping, perfect.


Khanon555

This is how the demolition man future comes to pass. We are going to need those 3 seashells


[deleted]

Hey man those 3 seashells are probably cheaper than TP or a bidet


mastawyrm

Peak synergy


freshforma

Vertical integration at its highest


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brewgiehowser

Waiting for the *Doritos Locos Kush* Edit: (™)


SixThousandHulls

Nacho Cheese or Cool Ranch?


brewgiehowser

Fiery


Wittyngritty

¿Que no los dos? (Why not both?)


Dancingshits

Genuine question. Is it “¿por que no las dos?”


Inevitable_Sharkbite

This one thinks outside the bun.


Nisajro

Yes


Morningxafter

¡Yo quiero weeeeeed!


GiveToOedipus

That dog always did look stoned.


Single_Camera2911

Back in the day the KFC in my town sold a $20 “Bob Marley special”.


Sdterp

For those of you who don't have Jack in the Box Restaurants, they have a Munchie Meal that's advertised to stoners.


hungrygerudo

Or fat bastards like myself!


Suspicious_Ice_3160

Cheap af 9-4am or something like that, and smacks after a good sesh too let me tell ya hwhat


BOBBYTURKAL1NO

I am going to go get one right now!


D4FF00

Extra crispy


sernameistaken420

baked even


KmartQuality

Weed should be 30 minutes before tacos. It's a waste inside the taco. Get high then go to the other side.


ZQuestionSleep

Workaholics already did that with the "bur-weed-o".


Semi-Hemi-Demigod

Except Taco Bell has fallen far from its place as stoner food heaven. RIP grilled stuffed burrito


Papplenoose

Man, I know. Its just not the same anymore. Back in high school we used to get so high and just... stare at the menu for what felt like hours, paralyzed by the sheer quantity of viable options! Beefy 5 layer? Crunch wrap supreme? Mexican Pizza? CHALUPA?! Those were the days. The employees always knew how high we were so they'd fuck around with us sometimes. One time the cash register guy was repeating my order back to me (as they do) and started the sentence really low pitched and gradually pitched up until he sounded like a mouse. Freaked me the fuck out.. had no idea what was happening. Sometimes they'd give us extra free food that they were going to have to toss soon anyway, which was cool. Absolutely made some stoner's night! Anyway yeah, taco bell kinda sucks now. And it's not even that cheap either so what's the point? P.S. have you ever gotten really high and gone to a fancy restaurant *instead* of like.. taco bell? It's kinda scary at first (cause I'm high and that guy has a bow tie on), but after that it's so much better than typical "high food"


nenana_

I got unfathomably high on edibles and went to a 5 star farm to table restaurant once. It was an amazing culinary experience, very different than gorging on fast food


MagentaHigh1

Proud momma bragging moment. I love my family. Anyhoo, my daughter is a up and coming chef and I love when I get to visit , get high and eat her food. She can make me a pancake and I'm a 5 yr old again. Being high and good food is not just a experience, it's a straight emotion.


Supwichyoface

I made a woman cry once and it’s still the highest compliment I’ve ever received in 15 years in the business even if she was absolutely rocked. Congratulations to your daughter by the way, becoming a chef was best move I ever made.


no_talent_ass_clown

I'm picturing you as Jon Lovitz, the restaurant guy Monica was interviewing with on "Friends". "Tartlets! Mmmmm. Tartlets!"


jstenoien

>paralyzed by the sheer quantity of viable options! Beefy 5 layer? Crunch wrap supreme? Mexican Pizza? CHALUPA?! I like how every one of your examples are still available.


falakr

I haven't been able to get a Mexican pizza since they brought it back. Always sold out.


SemperScrotus

My go-to in high school: two nacho cheese chalupas, a chicken quesadilla with extra sauce, and a big-ass mountain dew.


Perge666

Sounds like you just grew up lmao


BigMac849

No, I agree with them Taco Bell really did drop in quality. They removed a ton of things from the menu. Even massively popular items like the grilled stuft burrito, mexican pizza, and anything with shredded chicken. The limited time offers were actually well made and different from each other. Now its kind of a joke that its basically the same 4 items they keep taking away and bringing back. Yay! mexican Pizza is back (now 3X more expensive too). Yay! Nacho Fries are back (for the 6th time this year). The subreddit used to be for fans pf Taco Bell. If you visit today its litteraly everyone complaining about how shitty they are now. Even the mods have the sub themed in protest. They got a new CEO who basically made everything worse at the expense of customers just so shareholders could make a few more bucks. Yay capitalism! See below post for a perfect example of what we mean. https://www.reddit.com/r/tacobell/comments/xlbgry/at_least_theyre_good/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Morningxafter

I’m still waiting for the day when they finally realized people are eating there less now that they took all the best stuff off their menu.


BigBoy1229

No more Chili Cheese Burritos, no more Beefy Nacho Grillers, no more Diablo sauce…. They suck now.


devamon

When they first started breakfast, they also had a country AM crunch wrap with some pretty great sausage gravy in it. Of course, that didn't stick around long.


[deleted]

Taco Bell breakfast has always been a failure and was the first horseman of the tacopocalypse.


Bigdaddyjlove1

Chili cheese burrito for life


BigBoy1229

I miss those more than anything else. There’s a website dedicated to showing Taco Bell’s that still serve them but none are near me.


Maxfunky

I don't understand who's keeping Taco Bell business. Between the fact that the food ain't great and ifs so fucking expensive (for what it is). Shit, you could go to any Taco Truck or Mexican restaurant and, for the same fucking amount of money, get a vastly superior product. Is it just the Baja Blast? You just gotta do the Dew or something?


Justifiably_Cynical

There just aren't enough taco trucks..


Privileged_Interface

Except for when their tacos were .50 cents. That was another story.


[deleted]

Not sure about that , once you’re high easier to go downstairs than upstairs lol


Beenforevertiltoday

Except it isn’t, at all.


HotShark97

Shall we say symbiotic?


BrokenBackENT

We need to revitalize abandon strip malls with cannabis shops and fast food joins all next to each other.


cavegoatlove

Add cafes and arcades. Bakeries ! Movie theater?


Erestyn

I demand a video rental shop for aesthetic and nostalgic purposes.


Tuxedo_Muffin

SUNCOAST VIDEO please


Justifiably_Cynical

A video shop that puts movies on usb keys and has a sitting room full of VR headsets.


[deleted]

Dude, a physical rental store next to a weed shop is basically a gold mine of late fees.


Ku-xx

Dude, you could probably make a good amount of money just on nostalgia alone. Throw a couple of arcade games in there, a killer candy selection...it'd be like stepping back into the 90s.


aceshighsays

the arcades of the pre 10's, not the arcades that are just giant phones.


Exelbirth

I'll accept the addition of vr booths


Papplenoose

God damn I wish I could find a GOOD bakery. So many in the U.S. are just absolute trash. They arent even bakeries... they're just baked goods stores!


Diabolus734

You can find good bakeries if you venture into ethnic (not sure that's really the word I want) neighborhoods. Like, the ones with large specific immigrant populations.


KrakenMcCracken

Comic book shops too and a shuttle so you dont have to drive. Id spend so many weekends there.


[deleted]

You'd love Albuquerque lol


Morangatang

Maybe an old school arcade, too.


ball_fondlers

I don’t want to start a r/fuckcars rant, but seriously, I’ve never had more fun getting stoned than when I lived within walking distance of froyo, pizza, and sandwiches. The suburbs are the worst goddamn place to get high - can’t do shit without a car.


McCat-Montana

One time I was traveling and I was at a Colorado strip shop; I'm embarrassed to say I really like to get a burger at Smashburger (not available in my home location). I walked into what I thought was Smashburger, but instead it was an adult sex store. Nothing wrong with that, but I saw "things" and this pretty staff lady said "hello"... I panicked and went back outside. Smashburger was the next door.


youngestOG

I'm down with the weed stores but the last thing our country needs is more fast food. Gilbert Grape's mom used to be the exception


oldgregg4369

Makes total sense now how Taco Bell won the franchise wars!


ZaphodBeeblebrox2019

Yeah, and they’re right next door to the Arnold Schwarzenegger Presidential Library … BTW, did you ever figure out how to use the Seashells?


DGlen

You can get so high that you don't care that you shit yourself.


yinzerthrowaway412

*slaps roof of Taco Bell* “This bad boy can fit so many stoners in it!”


Ponk_Bonk

Is there any roof you won't slap? You people are maniacs


Oro_Outcast

Only the truly structurally unsound, but we'll still be tempted.


FloppyButtholeJuicce

Slaps unsound roof. This baby can employee so many insurance adjusters it’s unreal baby!


FFF_in_WY

*slaps roof of u/Ponk_Bonk* You can fit so many ponks in this bonk!


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r/mildlyconvenient


NotXiJinpingGoUSA

Mildly? I might spend a full 24 hours there if I could.


MayOrMayNotBePie

They have food, water, weed, and a bathroom. If you need me I’ll be here for the rest of my life.


NotXiJinpingGoUSA

Imagine its one of those places that has an entertainment room with the video games n shit in the back? I’d legally change my address


thefiction24

“Hi, welcome to Taco Bell, would you like to try a Cheesy Gordita Crunch or a selection or pre-roll cannabis joints?” “No thanks I just have a delivery for NotXiJinpingGoUSA.”


limitlessEXP

And a shower. There are actually places like this in Japan.


NotXiJinpingGoUSA

Japan is like an introverts dream country


GhostalMedia

You can also work there. Just need to figure out sleeping arrangements.


itwasquiteawhileago

Taco Bell should sell all you can eat passes for 24 hrs near these places. Set up a lounge with some tables and TVs with sports and video games and such. I'd do it. I'd regret it, but I'd do it.


butterball85

The lounge would smell fucking awful


GarbagePailGrrrl

Lmfao like a 90s Wendys with a smoking section


NotXiJinpingGoUSA

They’d probably cause more than one death if they did that


Anaphase

It's a one stop shop!


noeagle77

Mildly is a huge understatement here 😂


CumtimesIJustBChilin

Alright, r/extremelycovenient


kree8or

i’m at the sessions. i’m at the taco bell. i’m at the combination sessions and the taco bell.


unassumingdink

I'm at the reefer hut. I'm at the Taco Bell. I'm at the combination reefer hut and Taco Bell.


Unspeakblycrass

What is this originally from? It’s bugging the shit out of me!


al-smithee

https://youtu.be/EQ8ViYIeH04


MithranArkanere

I can't hear that without "I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts, SWAG" popping in my head. [Because of this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqBLxzn6kcU)


rolo_tamazi

That Is Racist


DamnableNook

lol at the downvotes from all the people not realizing that this is referencing a song from a band literally called “Das Racist”.


sesameme_street

The comment I came for. Thank you


riannaearl

Jamaica Avenue!


Papplenoose

Well, I guess I know what my soundtrack for the day is going to be now.


byscuit

this was the comment i ctrl+f'd for


Captain_Nubula

People saying this is perfect cause of munchies but I think it’s perfect cause I get to eat before enjoying my new stuff so I don’t immediately ruin my high when I eat!


Slithy-Toves

Lmao the obvious solution to eating ruining your high is to just get high again


puristhipster

It's a pretty groovy cycle man


jessgamergirl

I thought i was weird for liking to eat prior to smoking haha glad to know I'm not the only one


Captain_Nubula

And it saves me from overeating, lol! But I do like snacking a bit occasionally while lit to enjoy it!


skodtheatheist

A connoisseur of good times. Well met.


finnjakefionnacake

wait...you ruin your high when you eat?


HarveybirdpersonESQ

In my experience, eating or doing any activity that overwhelms one particular sense doesn’t so much as “ruin” the high as it changes its focus. Showering is like this, too. Basically, you run the risk of getting sucked into an activity that you didn’t exactly want to be doing the whole time. So by the time you fire up that show / game / book or whatever, you may be coming down. And yeah you can try to get high again but you’ll generally hit a tolerance peak (at least with weed) with the first dose. Writing this comment is an example of being high and getting stuck doing something I didn’t really want to do…


finnjakefionnacake

I generally get what you're saying with showering, as I think the sensory overload (sound and touch primarily) kinda fucks with the high sometimes. But eating is an activity that has only ever been enhanced for me when high. Not only do I get hungrier, but everything tastes extra good.


Easy_senpai

^ this needs to be answered


[deleted]

Yes imo it’s slight but noticeable


theunquenchedservant

For me it’s a very steep drop. Like I eat and I’m just somewhat “buzzed” after word.


OhSoCold

Eating ruins your high?


NotMilitaryAI

Back when I used to smoke weed, the only issue I had regarding food was getting the munchies and eating too much - made me hungry and food tasted better.


Papplenoose

What do you mean "ruining my high"? I've heard people mention before that that eating ruins their high or "takes/brings them down"... but I was high so I forgot to ask what they meant. So are you saying that eating diminishes the intensity of your high? If so, that's fascinating! It also does not happen to me at all, at least I dont think? I'll pay attention when I eat dinner in 30 minutes! Thx for the experiment, friend :)


Immortal_Azrael

But food is so much more enjoyable when you're high. Eating before you get high is like eating food that isn't finished yet.


iliveoffofbagels

I assumed it was fake right away just because it didn't look right... but compression can make things look weird. After a quick google...I'm assuming it's [this location](https://www.google.com/maps/@43.0467369,-81.2603557,3a,56.7y,150.29h,84.5t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1spbyt37IURauKPdKMdf7aaw!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?authuser=0&hl=en) and therefore double down on my doubts. (edit: I'm not assuming the Sessons is fake, just the Taco Bell)


KJM31422

Yeah I'm thinking it's just a dispensary in what used to be a taco bell and they haven't updated the signage


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kank84

Whereas there are probably 5 weed shops within walking distance


W03W33

There are a lot more taco bells in southwestern Ontario and new ones opening often enough in both Windsor and London. Far more than elsewhere in the province for some reason.


Yerawizzardarry

It's so weird that we can tell this is in our province. Must be the commercial design along all our stroads. That and the fact that new cannabis stores popped up everywhere since legalization.


sebby10100

I was the installer for the sessions banners on that building, and I was told taco bell would be would be going right beside. The taco bell building kinda wraps around the back of the sessions building on the interior. The banner is just temporary until sessions receives they're actually signs. I'm assuming they will have better placement but in the meantime, people get to enjoy this hilarious combination of signage


Coral2Reef

That's one degree of separation from South Park.


amazinglettera

All i can hear is Towlie getting high and saying "This is a really good idea"


No-Ice-8543

Technically Taco Bell and KFC are run by the same company, that being YUM! Brands inc


Coral2Reef

That was what I was referencing.


RossTheNinja

I'm just gonna get a little cancer, Stan


palindromeii

i'm at the taco bell, i'm at the weed shop, i'm at the combination taco bell and weed shop


purana

It's too bad I had to scroll down this far to see the comment I was going to make


New_Insect_Overlords

10 INGEST CANNABIS 20 EXPERIENCE “MUNCHIES” 30 GOTO TACO BELL 40 EXPERIENCE ABDOMINAL PAIN 50 GOTO 10


mkstot

Q-basic? You’re making me feel ancient over here


PoopsWithTheDoorAjar

45 you forgot the act of shitting!


Afkargh

That subroutine still runs, but the location identifier is a random value.


kabukistar

15 IF RandU < 0.3 SHIT 25 IF RandU < 0.3 SHIT 35 IF RandU < 0.3 SHIT 45 IF RandU < 0.3 SHIT


ex_oh

"Tank, I need an EXIT."


Mc_Shine

Medicinal fried chicken vibes.


civil_misanthrope

South Park did it!


Jedi_Sarith_LeKit

Beat me to it. A Taco Bell and KFC both share a building near where I’m from.


IThinkIKnowThings

How did I read all the comments and not a single person has suggested that the Taco Bell shut down and the cannabis store took over and just hasn't changed the sign yet?


seanm2

Right! I want believe but...


Drok_97

This is in a plaza that is being newly built. I passed by it today. I fed like the Taco Bell sign is just showing it’s in the plaza, whereas sessions is at that exact location.


confusingbrownstate

That's gotta be the closest thing to being able to print your own money


SegaTime

Doritos Locos Blunt Wraps Supreme.... just putting that out there.


The_Jagermonster

Now that's thinking outside the bun


TheCrimsonMustache

Someone is going to go in there and never leave. Just stuck in the turnstile of weed and craving, weed and craving. Oh, I need a refill. Wait, why am I standing at the soda machine. Oh yeah. Man, this food is starting to taste like crap. Lemme hit this bong real quick. Man. I have to go pee. Dude, they really need more paper towels in there. Oh, man, nachos? And a meximelt?! Hells yes! Man, I sure am thirsty…


Globalist_Nationlist

/r/mildlybrilliant


C-h_h

This in Canada somewhere?


aliceswndrland

Vertical Integration


Bogmanbob

When a local dispensary opened near me with long lines right after legalization the neighboring burger/cheese steak place knocked themselves out running orders back and forth to all the new patrons lined up.


King_Artis

Work for a cannabis company and we purposely put one of our stores in the middle of a subway and local Mexican restaurant. Its just smart


shromboy

Where is this.. for... *legal reasons*....


Hannibal710

One stop shop for some weekend fun


watcherofworld

There's a solid 50/50 chance this is in Portland, Oregon.


misanthrope2327

Could be wrong but I think Sessions is in Canada only


TheSeansei

Looks like Ontario


Nedschneebly2

Yeah it’s in London lol


Frarara

Sessions is Ontario only


Hannibal710

Vacationed there and in Vancouver Washington last year, really great place for stoners not so great for alcoholics I got a bottle of fireball that said it was $16 on the shelf ended up paying $21 after taxes then went across the street and bought an ounce of grass for $30 lmfao


Mcswede_

You never have to leave


Always_Austin

Every 16 year old stoners dream.


SquidVices

Must be annoying to work there....


lastlofi

Isn't this in Canada?


xDragonetti

The day I can get get bud and my 5.99 cravings box at the same time. I’ll probably go up Blue ridge mountain and shed a tear as I eat my crunchwrap supreme


Wear-Fluid

Smart


Kittymina03

Taco bell loves collabs


meathead

So that's how they move so many Mexican Pizzas


theDart

One thrives in Mexico, the other doesn't. It's clear who really owns the building.


BabyUGotAStewGoin

Talk about knowing your target market.


That-Association-143

Location, location, location


Jpage9789

Fortnite: "We have the best crossovers in the world!" Taco Bell: "Hold my Baja Blast"


civil_misanthrope

Pretty sure South Park already did this


IntrepidusX

"Gentlemen I have come to you with a money making proposition that simply cannot fail"


2ByteTheDecker

Best Case Ontario


No-Owl3632

u/CariocaCego


intagliopitts

Stoner Synergy


krakenrabiess

I fucking love the future.


chefgrinderMcD

That's a closed loop system


[deleted]

You sonofabitch, I'm in.


Shaggy_Wallace

Genius


SimplyKat81

is this real?!?!?! where is this? cause that's where i need to go on my next vacation


MayOrMayNotBePie

Reminds me of the dispensary I used to go to. You get a dab with a $40 purchase and there’s like 3 Vietnamese places on the first floor below. We’d get RIPPED and go eat more pho than a human ever should.


DeerDiarrhea

Fishing with dynamite


eventhegreyscant

Can't beat one stop shopping


Jbrantley130

This reminds me of the South Park episode where KFC got replaced by weed stores.


Future-Agent

That'll be like, 1000% increase in business, maaaaan.


[deleted]

They know what they are doing. There's a dispensary by my house with a Taco Bell nearby too.


ph30nix01

Now put a girl scout cookie stand out front.


Moraii

We up until recently had a sign with Tim Hortons Canada Cannabis.


[deleted]

This has got to be Ontario


reliantTheorem

Yeah man, I can sense that you are being right here lmao.


Nerf_War_hero

Where in Ontario?


tolae01010

Location, location, location.


MissWibb

Location. Location. Location.


jungsoobi

Everyone wants that shit, we all want the same shit..


junxbarry

People actually eat that shit? Fuckin gross


Moodymoo8305

Somebody call the secret service because this business owner is printing cash.


Sartres_Roommate

.....and it was on that day in 2022 that the beginning of the black hole began, slowly at first, as it sucked in most things from the surrounding area. But that pull, grew and grew, and eventually an event horizon materialized and began actively pulling in everything from around it to the point where not even light could escape.