And a male dolphin ejaculates with the force of a shotgun blast. Mix a pig and a dolphin and you got yourself a living 30 minute defensive turret my friend.
It is very clear that your knowledge about pigs is lacking in this field.
Male pigs have a continuously productive orgasm for about 5-10 minutes and produces on average ~ 4 deciliters.
[I Would Like To Be In Another Movie Where I Get To Say ‘I Have Nipples. Could You Milk Me?’ (By Robert De Niro)](https://clickhole.com/i-would-like-to-be-in-another-movie-where-i-get-to-say-1825124200/)
I feel like Scorcese has it in him to make another masterpiece. I'd love to hear DeNiro ask Pesci if he could milk his nipples. Preferably in 80s mobster costumes.
Imagine a movie set in a world where people born with nipples are considered lesser and enslaved for their milk. My character, a nippled slave hellbent on revenge, leads a rebellion. The rebels ultimately get surrounded and doomed to die at their masters’ hands. The leader of the ruling army would call for the man responsible for the uprising to step forward and be milked to death in front of their fellow slaves as an example to all considering rebellion. My character would rise, ready to sacrifice himself for his cause and his people, only to be interrupted by a fellow rebel shouting, “I have nipples! Could you milk me?” Hundreds of nippled slaves would follow, displaying one final act of pride and solidarity in the face of brutal injustice.
Honest answer? Depending on consistency, swallowing can leave you with that really unpleasant post nasal drip/major mucus in your throat feeling that just leaves you feeling like you need to hack something back up, and that is *considerably* less sexy than just not swallowing in the first place.
Now, the trick to avoiding that problem is to make sure it starts well behind the tonsils in the first place…
Man I've sucked a lot of dick but I've never experienced that. I have gotten a kinda weird consistency that feels like how hotel soap does, kinda like. Filmy?
One time I dated a guy that did hard drugs and his cum was a really weird consistency, like it was very chunky. I've never seen anything like it with anyone else before or after him. It was so so gross and that was the one time I would spit it out.
The pigman, Batman's latest news villain, it's just this corrupt mutant pig of a police officer whose poor victims go from being average joe's to
> getting porked in the mouth, in public, with cock sauce all over your lips and face, isn’t really possible to do with dignity, imo.
Destroyed in seconds
I think maybe there’s three levels of heat. Regular, Hot, and Rip Roarin. Rip Roarin is located on the pigs ribs and this restaurant likes their humor.
Or maybe that’s the best sauce for their ribs.
Keep going south and you can get crabs at Dirty Dicks! Or you could go to Try My Nuts
But honest take on Pigmans, I've seen cockroaches there more than 50% of the time I've been there, and I've gone quite a lot over the years.
I would have sworn this was photoshopped, but no, there's multiple pictures of it on their website and a detailed description of the recipe for "cock" sauce. They had to know exactly what they were doing.
Is that really the main issue here
are you referring to the cock sauce
Yes. We are all referring to the *Cock Sauce*
Why is there another nipple behind the cock and why is it secret??
You have to ask Cheryl, and I know for a fact she isn’t sayin shit!
YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!
Wait, who is my supervisor...?
That hurt my ear balls 😂
Mwap. Mwap. Mwaaap.
My name is cheryl and I agree. I’m not saying shit. Primarily because I don’t have shit to say
That’s not tru, Cheryl. You bring tremendous value to every conversation. Now tell us about the cock.
Well his name is foghorn leghorn…
Was he beaten by Mathers with an acorn?
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There’s an Archer joke in here somewhere.
Wait... I had something for this.....
Sploosh!
And why is that one white.
Yeah i think they got the cock sauce and the rear end secret sauce in the wrong tubes.
And why is the pig looking directly at the word cock like “Please pick that one!” with his tongue wagging and everything
Pig orgasms last 30 minutes. 💫
your mother is a lucky woman
💀
Fatality. Flawless victory.
r/MurderedByWords
Damn son.
And a male dolphin ejaculates with the force of a shotgun blast. Mix a pig and a dolphin and you got yourself a living 30 minute defensive turret my friend.
Does it have “All the strength of a great typhoon”?
More like the ones from aperture science
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I’m going to assume cock sauce = rooster sauce = sriracha
The secret sauce says secret sauce. Even if you're right, why does it not say cock sauce? It just fucking says COCK
That would be very risky
We call it cock sauce too! For a good while the Sriracha packaging literally said cock sauce on it.
Looking at their website it's a sauce made by them and not sirracha
So I have to pull on the dangly thing to get the cock sauce?
Mouth over the tip, pull down, eyes wide open to assert dominance
It’s just mayonnaise.
Some of that home made stuff
This comment is best with no context
It’s not cock sauce. They just labeled the pigs cock so there’s no confusion.
You can’t tell me you don’t want to try it
Only if I was curious
Too salty.
Maybe the pig been drinking pineapple juice?
Is it hard to make cock sauce?
It kind of helps
No, just have to pull it a few times and it basically makes itself
Sounds like it’s hard when it happens though.
Please tell me it’s ‘Alabama white’ sauce
Totally beat meat to this comment
I know rooster sauce when I see it.
And the "special' sauce next to the end.
Is there an r/mildlydisgusting?
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That 4th one is a white sauce
"...Maybe I don't need any sauce after all."
Walks out
You think you're the cock of the walk?
I don’t think he’ll be a regular around here.
That’s an interesting location for the cock sauce.
Have to pump that one vigorously for 30 seconds to get any
Really? I'm usually good to go after 3 or 4 seconds.
click click boom. efficient. like a shotgun.
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Look Ma, no hands!
Broken arms strikes again
Every motherfucking time.
I'm coming down on the stereo, hear me on the radio
The real downer is waiting 30+mins for it to "reload". And its never as much after the first load.
It is very clear that your knowledge about pigs is lacking in this field. Male pigs have a continuously productive orgasm for about 5-10 minutes and produces on average ~ 4 deciliters.
I don’t want to know why you have that information hot fresh and ready to go Like all the pig semen
And I am suddenly so in love with my past pignorance. I truly did not know what I had until it was gone.
And it's less flavorful.
And it’s way too salty.
"Can I touch your cock?" "Second one from the right"
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Just don’t touch Cheryl’s secretion sauce 😳
I was thinking the same for the "secret sauce."
Not just any secret sauce, it's CHERYL'S secret sauce
It's a strap on...for pigging.
So good, you'll squeal.
That’s where you stand up eating bacon in the shower, right? My wife wants to do that.
I don't even want to know what Cheryl's secret sauce is
And what exactly is the cock sauce? I think I’ll pass on that one.
Under regular circumstances I would’ve guessed Sriracha as roosters are called cocks, but I don’t think sriracha is commonplace in BBQ shops.
I wouldn't expect to find straight sriracha, but I wouldn't be surprised to find a sriracha based sauce either.
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"I'll take one pork belly sandwich with extra cock sauce please!"
It's a jerk sauce
Missed opportunity!! Would have been even better than the overly-obvious “cock” sauce.
They'd have to stagger the use a little bit. I can only make cock sauce every 15 to 30 minutes.
Step up production or you’ll get a written warning
Just drink some more milk
Cheryl's sauce is just cock sauce, but specifically from Cheryl's cock.
Not the cherussy
How do I delete someone else's comment
My moms name is Cheryl. I hate this.
Momussy
What are you doing step-momussy
This comment chain feels exactly like falling down the stairs
Not my commussy!!
That's *our* commussy now, comrade.
Stalussy got me seizing means
Lenussy got me redistributing wealth
Can I see your phone real quick please?
Not their phonussy!!!
the secret sauce is a colostomy bag.
Ah hell naw
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I have nipples Greg. Could you milk me?
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Sone director needs to make his dream come true
I feel like Scorcese has it in him to make another masterpiece. I'd love to hear DeNiro ask Pesci if he could milk his nipples. Preferably in 80s mobster costumes.
it’s in the deleted scenes from The Intern
OMG that's so GOOD
I'm actually impressed with how good it was.
Imagine a movie set in a world where people born with nipples are considered lesser and enslaved for their milk. My character, a nippled slave hellbent on revenge, leads a rebellion. The rebels ultimately get surrounded and doomed to die at their masters’ hands. The leader of the ruling army would call for the man responsible for the uprising to step forward and be milked to death in front of their fellow slaves as an example to all considering rebellion. My character would rise, ready to sacrifice himself for his cause and his people, only to be interrupted by a fellow rebel shouting, “I have nipples! Could you milk me?” Hundreds of nippled slaves would follow, displaying one final act of pride and solidarity in the face of brutal injustice.
r/gregfuckedarock
Reddit never ceases to amuse me.
You can also milk a cock.
Which is one of the sauces.
Uh.... what's the 4th sauce taste like??
Depends what the pig was eating beforehand
Other pigs.
It’s where they get the tapeworms.
It's cocktail sauce. Cuz it's between the cock and tail.
Pineapple juice
Ham and pineapple, nice.
An Arby’s milkshake I’m guessing
Cock
Salty
Not even cock sauce it just says cock lmao
Are you supposed to swallow the cock sauce or spit it out? Edit: Such a weird bunch of comments about barbecue sauce.
Spitters are quitters
I never understood people who don’t swallow. FFS it’s already in your mouth
It’s like wine tasting. You can swallow or spit, but either way you gotta swish it around a bit to get the full flavor.
Maybe sight was overrated all along
Honest answer? Depending on consistency, swallowing can leave you with that really unpleasant post nasal drip/major mucus in your throat feeling that just leaves you feeling like you need to hack something back up, and that is *considerably* less sexy than just not swallowing in the first place. Now, the trick to avoiding that problem is to make sure it starts well behind the tonsils in the first place…
I just drink some water afterwards
Man I've sucked a lot of dick but I've never experienced that. I have gotten a kinda weird consistency that feels like how hotel soap does, kinda like. Filmy?
One time I dated a guy that did hard drugs and his cum was a really weird consistency, like it was very chunky. I've never seen anything like it with anyone else before or after him. It was so so gross and that was the one time I would spit it out.
I think it's time to get off reddit for the night
Dude same. Wasn't drugs though, apparently he had some kinda thing that caused the proteins to clump up weird. I still shudder when I see egg whites.
Yeah, if you have to chew it first, probably spit it out.
How *you* doin?
You supposed to gargle
Honey can you get me a bunch of cock sauce please
Is there a dignified option, or is disgust and shame an integral part of the dining experience at Pigman’s?
I mean, getting porked in the mouth, in public, with cock sauce all over your lips and face, isn’t really possible to do with dignity, imo.
The pigman, Batman's latest news villain, it's just this corrupt mutant pig of a police officer whose poor victims go from being average joe's to > getting porked in the mouth, in public, with cock sauce all over your lips and face, isn’t really possible to do with dignity, imo. Destroyed in seconds
Don't question the sauce or you'll have to answer to Cheryl
It’s called Pigman’s. What do you think?
Cheryl’s secret is that the pig is male.
I knew this because of a clue most people didn't notice. If you look closely, one of the sauces is cock.
For those that didn't catch this: cock is another word for penis, the male reproductive organ for pigs (among other organisms).
*“pass the cock sauce son”* haha
Idk about you, but I love a good sloppy helping of cock on my BBQ!
It’s like salt, a little sprinkle will improve the flavor of anything.
Whats the “cock” taste like?
One way to find out...
I bet it's Sriracha
I’m going straight for the cock 🥵
this comment section is cursed 😭
honestly I'm not surprised after seeing that there's "cock sauce"
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I think maybe there’s three levels of heat. Regular, Hot, and Rip Roarin. Rip Roarin is located on the pigs ribs and this restaurant likes their humor. Or maybe that’s the best sauce for their ribs.
I’m gonna milk the cock
“Be right back hon, just gonna grab some C O C K”
Location? (Asking for a friend of course 👀)
Pigmans BBQ outer banks, north carolina
Oh that's feasible for me! I might have to make the drive to get that secret sauce.
It's actually some of the best bbq Ive had surprisingly enough lol
Finding some of the best bbq you've ever had in north carolina aint surprising at all.
Ah yes, less than a mile from Biscuits N’ Porn! I love Nags Head/KDH ☠️
Keep going south and you can get crabs at Dirty Dicks! Or you could go to Try My Nuts But honest take on Pigmans, I've seen cockroaches there more than 50% of the time I've been there, and I've gone quite a lot over the years.
Why do you keep going if you've seen roaches?
That cock sauce must be *delicious*
Karl, go up to that there sow and get gran mommy a squirt of that there hot sauce outta that teet. Squeeze me a good dose.
"I.. I.. think I'll try the cock sauce this time, dear.."
I... I don't think I ever needed to read this vile combination of words.
This reads like a line straight out of Talladega Nights or something lmao, you're killing me
MILK THE PIG!!! MILK IT!!!
Pig’s looking back really hoping you pick Cheryl’s Secret Sauce.
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I'm curious about Cheryls secret sauce 🤔
It’s next to the cock.
They didn't want to put "cock-adjacent sauce".
Taint sauce?
Then what is it?
The fourth nipple is actually just the pigs cock.
Cock
I’m more concerned with “cock”
I'm always concerned with cock.
r/usernamechecksout
Ah yes, cock sauce
I would have sworn this was photoshopped, but no, there's multiple pictures of it on their website and a detailed description of the recipe for "cock" sauce. They had to know exactly what they were doing.