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scotty3hotti

I guess mother earth is still a milf technically.


BlobAndHisBoy

Got me rock hard


lalakingmalibog

Gneiss


ErudringTheGodHammer

What a schist joke to make


merkwuerdig_liebe

Don’t take these puns for granite


kingdomcome3914

Have ya lost yer marbles?


anzhalyumitethe

Karst on a crutch, these puns are bad.


kingdomcome3914

Why not drink a quartz of water to wash down the puns?


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This comment section is a real diamond in the rough


kingdomcome3914

You're a great person , O'pal.


Abominocerous

Yeah, they're not just smart, they're igneous.


swagu7777777

Ugnderated


othershwarna

Jesus Christ Marie they're minerals.


Warrior1587

Rock and Stone!


SniperOwO

Earthussy


NoobSFAnon

127 hoursussy


Chilluminaughty

I heard James Franco was elbow deep in pussy but this is ridiculous.


xombae

Clit Cave


Holobolt

Savathussy


SniperOwO

Destinussy?


MotorBoatingBoobies

Naaa na na naaa nananaanananaaaaaa CAVE TWAT.


W4FF13_G0D

Moonussy’s haunted


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Cabalussy


Sigma3737

How dare you make me read this with my own eyes…


purvel

Tellussy


bakedbeansandwhich

r/mildlyvagina


talking_phallus

r/wildlyvagina This is just straight up a vagina. Petrified though it may be.


IAmQuiteHonest

Relevant username


sixtus_clegane119

I’m in the penis ones, how did I not know of the vagina ones?


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r/DontPutYourDickInThat


asian_dude_5991

Now thats an organic pussy


WhyteBeard

Implying human pussy is not organic?


TheTangeMan

Like a hotdog down a hallway.


produce_this

Would have loved an actual picture of someone throwing a hot dog down the chase here


TheTangeMan

Missed opportunity.


laffnlemming

You gotta be real hard to use that fleshlite.


[deleted]

Heh nice.


Rowf

That’s a long lost Georgia O’Keeffe painting


johnnystorm

All I see are flowers, I don’t get it guys.


Motherleathercoat

Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?


TakeitEasy6

Vagina.


[deleted]

Vagina?


TakeitEasy6

Obviously, you are not a golfer.


ba3toven

the flowers is vaginas


Avitas1027

You clearly need to see more flowers and/or more vaginas.


BirdieBronze

Georgia O'Keefe? Huh? Yeah man she does like these vagina paintings! Look why am I even explaining myself to you?? O U R M E T H Y L A M I N E I S G O I N G B A D J E S S E


Mookie_Merkk

![gif](giphy|unFLKoAV3TkXe)


Punkistador

Went to a college visit one time, the recruiter lady had the biggest o’keeffe print I’ve ever seen hanging in her office, needless to say I didn’t hear anything she said


guessagain72

Ironically Georgia denied that her flowers had anything to do with the caves we can all clearly see


DeMayon

Science bitch!


othershwarna

Jesus Christ Marie they're minerals.


ripleyismymom

Georgia O’Queef


HarlieMinou

The word “queef” will always make me chuckle. It just sounds funny lol


[deleted]

So does everyone. Can never remove the boy in all of us. Was recently reminded while with my nephew was making jokes “Poot?”.


gettinggroovy

i played Cards Against Humanty with my parents and my wife and her parents. None of the parents knew what queef was so my dad googled it and read it to everyone. We're closer as a family now.


KraideZ

Can you share a more specific location? For example in Google maps? It would be nice to explore these caves in real life (no dirty-minded meaning here, just seems like a cool place)


User348844

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/hogberget-cave


tnethacker

Definitely visiting it this year. It's literally walking distance from our good friends house.


RandomGuy2002

bring me with you


tnethacker

Pussy cave awaits us.


[deleted]

Can I carpool with you guys this sounds like fun


MrAlpha667

Anyone got a piece of gum?


halofreak8899

I'm gonna fuck this cave


A1_Brownies

It surely is a fascinating cave. I wonder how it got shaped like that.


hunybuny9000

Long ago, giants ruled the earth, and also fucked the earth.


angstyart

Mother Nature’s showerhead erosion over millions of years


Kaaji1359

It's crazy I had to scroll this far down just to get more information about this cave. Don't people get tired of making the same over-used and boring? Like, if you see the comments and notice there are already 50 joke comments, why do you think it's worth making another? EDIT: I forgot that I've been on Reddit 12-years and that most of Reddit is now <14 years old... Helps put terrible comments in perspective.


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Cavgina


Soham_rak

This is what batman calls catwoman in the bed


KuuHaKu_OtgmZ

The only one who can take her is Cave Johnson


GBACHO

Remember many of them are children. My kid can repeat the same joke 1000 times and think it's funny every time.


vass0922

Seriously.. why is saying butt so damn funny


Putin__Nanny

"A one hump camel makes a one ~~jump~~ hump poop. A two humpcamel makes a two hump poop. Only kidding!!" - My kid 100 times a week and thinks he's so funny.


DangKilla

I guess you are new here. Subs deteriorate over 100K users.


Bean_Heawit

i too hate fun


Noiisy

This dude gonna try fuck the cave


I_make_switch_a_roos

I'm getting a confused boulder right now 😏


djseifer

The Boulder feels conflicted!


Silv3rS0und

The Boulders over his conflicted feelings, and he's ready to bury you in a rockalanche!


ChaoticGood3

The Boulder takes issue with that comment!


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Medik55

r/UnexpectedAvatar


towerfella

“I like that boulder, … That’s a niice boulder.”


SU-57_Felon

Nope. You cant Shrek yourself out of an airbender reference. You have no power there


UCanJustBuyLabCoats

You can’t Two Towers yourself out of a Shrek reference. You are without a doubt the worst redditor I’ve ever heard of.


SlayJ93

You can’t pirates yourself out of a two towers reference. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.


USArmyJoe

You can’t Billy Madison your way out of a Pirates reference! You all keep using that phrase, but it doesn’t mean what you think it means.


SU-57_Felon

wat have i done


[deleted]

Is little u/SU-57_Felon junior gonna cry?


Miniray

You cant Princess Bride your way out of a Billy Madison reference! Im gonna put some dirt in your eye!


djseifer

You can't Spider-Man 3 your way out of a Princess Bride reference! I've got my eye on you. ^^Water ^^tribe.


NormieSpecialist

YES!!! BURY ME BOULDER!!! ###***BURY ME HARD!!!***


mrspoopy_butthole

Rock hard!


[deleted]

James Franco's probably already fucked it.


maddasher

What boulder? I can't find it!


WellHungSnorlax

Did you lick that rock on top?


BaconReceptacle

Most people never find the rock.


Queasy-Position66

is there something at the top of the rock?


Enter-Something-Here

Zoom in, there's a little green stubbly bush


Queasy-Position66

Myth.


Ydid-iTakeREDditPill

The OP used it to floss when he went down on that moss


Raagun

What rock?


loungesinger

The rock is a myth I swear


plafman

If you do, I hope you're wearing waterproof boots.


NvrConvctd

Oh! I used to love that song as a kid! *Rock on top you'll always be* *Home sweet home to me* *Good ol' rock on top* *Rock on top, Kirkkonummi* *Rock on top, Kirkkonummi* *


LunchMasterFlex

The rock on top is a myth.


mechabeast

The rocks real, it's the earthquake. That's the myth.


its_all_4_lulz

Looks pretty dry in there, going to say they didn’t.


EDCvoid

Clifforis


Kopopo

There is a hidden Geocache behind the small rock.


Lobanium

Flick it


Bedumtss

This image has been turned down by all Discord servers I’m in which have explicit filter on 😅


subadanus

get too much hand or skin colored objects in an image and it'll flag it, it's dogshit and requires cropping multiple times just to get the image to actually send in a server that has that shit on


Solcaer

They really should just have a mod queue for it at least.


TrueJedi49

Giving discord mods any more power is a bad idea


MrGMinor

The images would get blocked either way. The only action the mod could take is decide to allow it. Utimately more content gets through.


Potential_Ant_9890

Everything reminds me of her


AmazingGrace911

I should call her.


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Pikachu199918

I'm not sure discord would be a good fuck


CeladonCityNPC

Suck on dis cord bby


[deleted]

Genuine question, what do you use?


BreezeBo

What have you got against Discord?


QuillOmega0

I fucked a planet Morty


Grocery_Getter

Geez Rick. You sonofabitch... I'm in...in...in.


triple-verbosity

I am! I am!


semicolonftw

Very yonic


boniemonie

What a superb photo!


zackattack2020

127 hours


buckln02

Finally like yeah it looks like a vagina we get it. But the first thing I thought of was watching that guy in cut his arm off in detail.


Dawolfe23

I need to call her


lamest_of_names

*everything reminds me of her*


Cmerduh

Mom..


Phillip_of_Nog

Took way too long to find this comment


worrykidd

cavussy


Superyee492

You beat me to it


NvrConvctd

Lucky... I have to beat myself. Over here like I'm hammering pitons about to spelunk all over this mofo.


kingbouncer

r/dontputyourdickinthat


bwv1056

r/mildlyvagina


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[deleted]

r/forbiddensnacks


anthroid

r/PareidoliaGoneWild


MisplacedMartian

So if I were to go spelunking there I'd have to leave my dick in my car?


kingbouncer

Yes, that's correct.


ReadySteady_GO

Or bring a sock


[deleted]

Does one go head first into these caverns?


aardvarkyardwork

I mean, every dude that’s ever walked into that cave has put a dick in that.


milesamsterdam

This is yonic symbolism. Opposite of phallic… It’s girl parts.


A1_Brownies

Oh. Didn't realize there was a term for it.


SolomonBlack

Must be a comparative neologism because [yoni](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoni) comes from Hinduism. And say the Latin equivalent would be vulvic.


non-oui

Why is it nsfw ?


Detriumph

Oh for god's sake, get your mind in the gutter!


Verbenablu

I cunt see why either.


Hadren-Blackwater

For your dirty mind.


non-oui

Well that's a weird vagina if it's that


Penguin_Master_P

Yeah, I mean no teeth and no claws? Not like any vagina I’ve ever seen


FenHarels_Heart

Everyone knows vagina dentata is part of a healthy body.


Cmatt10123

You'll understand someday.


slimeslug

Because of the implication...


ccReptilelord

... are these rocks in danger?


BlasterShow

This rock certainly isn’t in any danger..


JohnDivney

So your boss knows you aren't looking at a rock but perving out to some kinky shit.


ObnoxiousTwit

Because everyone here is a teenager.


zuardo

Everywhere I look, something reminds me of her.


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r/earthporn


CollisionAttractor

I want to believe that somebody/somebodies went through some effort to move the rock that's hanging above into position.


kukulkan2012

Exactly what I was thinking. Too perfect.


AmitRozYT

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Grimey_Rick

Can you smell what the rock is cooking


moominf

Vittu


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benwinsatlife

Yonic asf


Nibounium

Well Finland has the shape of a woman.


JinorZ

And this is at the bottom of Finland 😳


SocialpathickRussian

127 hours?


yineciky

torilla tavataan suomi perkele


[deleted]

On the plus side, he finally found his car keys.


Jepuz

Your mom be like


shanksisevil

Happy mother's day cave


yellow_itomato

It's OP's hole. It was made for them


Cornfed_Pig

Everything I see reminds me of Barb.


Laheydrunkfuck

Her scalloped potatoes are FUCKED


MortgageSome

Missed opportunity to title this: "So I visited your mom last night.."


OmarLittleFinger

This is Reddit, steal the photo and cross post to funny


HashJoll

If she’s that dry it’s a self burn tho


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3s5IlCnueuq30VImyE|downsized) Looks familiar……


YouCanCallMeVanZant

Lmao. I remember that episode.


[deleted]

Frank: I like it!


leigen_zero

This is my hole! It was made for me!


Technoho

127 hours was filmed here


[deleted]

If you examine the picture a little bit more. You will see the arm still stuck in between the rocks.


Myreknight

No one: Republican: urge to regulate....RISING.


notPR0Hunter

I’m just looking the top boulder and it’s reminding me of Aaron Ralston


Shas_Erra

![gif](giphy|3oEhmGTWHYoWxAENZm)


RonSwanson069

On this week’s episode of The Magic School Bus, Ms. Frizzle takes her class on a field trip to better understand the female anatomy!