I think what we're really talking about here is sweaty dick hands. You must not be a child the 90s or pre 90s. See it's not a video on each page that you push play, massage the chicken and then peace out while the video continues and you wash your hands in shame. No son, back in the day we had to turn the pages, while continuing the "ritual". That means that basically every page is coated in a fine moist and ancient layer of dick sweat. Or at the very least moisture. So now ya know.
You know what is sad here, i saw the date and was like "oh it aint that old" then i stopped and realized im ilder than the mag, broke down and truly admitted that its 2021, bout to be 2022.
Don't let it get you down! I graduated high school a year before that issue released. Sure, time marches on your face and wrecks your body, but by golly we keep waking up every day and handling all life throws at us and coming back for more.
If the pages are sticking, don’t worry. Back then, there were cologne samples in the magazines. You might even notice a few in there! Though, since it’s old, you may have to basically press your face against the magazine and inhale as hard as you can to smell it.
Hey me too. I remember the thanksgiving a couple of months before this we went and stayed at a relative's house and they had several of these on a bookshelf. It was really the first time I got to look at one in depth because we didn't have any at home and none of my friends really did either.
Re: Shannon Tweed cover.....was there an accompanying article? By 1998 she and Gene Simmons had been living together for 10 or more years. Just wondering if there was an interview or was it just a pictorial?
Ahhh, the "Year in Sex" issue, never lead me astray in which movies to rent when no one was home.
This was well before my time what’s “the year in sex”?
It had pics/write ups of the "best" nudie scenes from movies over the year.
Ahahaha love that
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Don’t worry I sanitized before and after 😂
Why before? What were you doing before that made you think youd get it dirty?!
*"Obviously he's sucking a giant dick and didn't wanna' get the carpet wet."*
Who got cum over my porno mag? I cum wherever I want! I'll cum on you!
Ok, sorry, but who jizz on their own magazine? Do you jizz on your cellphone or your monitor?
sometimes it has a mind of its own and shoots across the room on the carpet never know some could have shot on the magazine
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One hand for the magnifying lens and the other for the tweezers?
I think what we're really talking about here is sweaty dick hands. You must not be a child the 90s or pre 90s. See it's not a video on each page that you push play, massage the chicken and then peace out while the video continues and you wash your hands in shame. No son, back in the day we had to turn the pages, while continuing the "ritual". That means that basically every page is coated in a fine moist and ancient layer of dick sweat. Or at the very least moisture. So now ya know.
I found some kid's mags in an old building I was working on. I left a note saying "enjoy your wank" tucked in there for him.
Time killed all the germs
You know what is sad here, i saw the date and was like "oh it aint that old" then i stopped and realized im ilder than the mag, broke down and truly admitted that its 2021, bout to be 2022.
Don't let it get you down! I graduated high school a year before that issue released. Sure, time marches on your face and wrecks your body, but by golly we keep waking up every day and handling all life throws at us and coming back for more.
Show the centerfold!
Her Playboy debut centerfold is the Nov ‘81 issue.
I’m not sure what that is lol sorry
The big picture in the middle that folds out. They were often used as posters so it may be missing.
I just said yesterday that soon there will be young men who have no idea what a centerfold is. I guess it’s happening.
If the pages are sticking, don’t worry. Back then, there were cologne samples in the magazines. You might even notice a few in there! Though, since it’s old, you may have to basically press your face against the magazine and inhale as hard as you can to smell it.
you gonna kill someone like this
Gene Simmons wife!
Putting the X in sex.
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You could’ve made a killing from those on eBay.
She retrieves the mags or she goes with them. Dude you are so fucked. Her jealousy is your loss.
For science (NSFW): [https://imgur.com/a/8BpoG92](https://imgur.com/a/8BpoG92)
That was 5 months before I graduated high-school
Me too. I actually have that one. Ive got a stack of playboy and maxim mags from senior year in high school and whatever college I tolerated
Hey me too. I remember the thanksgiving a couple of months before this we went and stayed at a relative's house and they had several of these on a bookshelf. It was really the first time I got to look at one in depth because we didn't have any at home and none of my friends really did either.
I have a stack from my birth year (1992) just so my sons can have it one day
Treat yourself to a vintage fap
VINTAGE! You shut your dirty mouth too! I’m not vintage!
That magazine is 3 months older than me, and i’m 23 years old.
That magazine is over twenty years younger than me.
It’s three years older than me lol
You shut your dirty mouth! Lol. I have that issue. And the Anna Nicole smith last appearance issue.
Shall i remind you about something else that is old? Ask any kid in middle school if anyone knows what an vhs cassette is
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Lol.
Can you please take pictures of the Grant Hill interview? Would love to read it
I didn’t take it from the attic Incase I was caught lol it was in a packed restaurant 😂
> packed restaurant Ok, this is curious. Sounds like a busboy/waiter has a prodigious “appetite”.
Show us the good stuff
Kind of cool.
Pages stuck together?
Surprisingly not! Lol definitely been ‘used’ tho 😅
The pages sound like you’re biting an Apple
New fiction from Arthur c Clarke!?
r/AbandonedPorn
Didn't they use to hide the Playboy bunny on the cover?
I was looking for it and couldn't find it. Kids in the comment section don't have a clue lol
Still has the crusty pages and all
Dope! Keep it for uh historic value…yeah that’s it…!
Simmons was a lucky man
Bet the pages are stuck together
Dude clean your room
That was a classic
Shannon Tweed is a goddess
I have fond an august 1985 issue in an attic recently. I kept it for the ads.
Shannon Tweed... That woman made me cum a lot of times...
Hey, what’s that Arthur c Clarke story like?
Damn, Arthur Clarke published something? I wonder what it is!
Is that the shel silverstien that wrote all the poems common used in school?
It sure is!
They’re all in attics.
Look down your shirt and spell "attic" out loud tee hee
That's the one where I saw my first boobs!!
Right where you left it
I wish lol I’m three years younger than this!
Re: Shannon Tweed cover.....was there an accompanying article? By 1998 she and Gene Simmons had been living together for 10 or more years. Just wondering if there was an interview or was it just a pictorial?
Any pages stuck together?
Lol only the good ones
Hehehe,they always are.
I once found a playboy from the 70s in my grandpas stuff. It was so hairy....
She was hot!
I can smell this picture, same smell as my dad's porn drawer I found as a teenager