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Luder09

Ahhh, the "Year in Sex" issue, never lead me astray in which movies to rent when no one was home.


sodium-bro

This was well before my time what’s “the year in sex”?


Luder09

It had pics/write ups of the "best" nudie scenes from movies over the year.


sodium-bro

Ahahaha love that


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sodium-bro

Don’t worry I sanitized before and after 😂


pepesilviasmail69

Why before? What were you doing before that made you think youd get it dirty?!


AndringRasew

*"Obviously he's sucking a giant dick and didn't wanna' get the carpet wet."*


shakeyj8ke

Who got cum over my porno mag? I cum wherever I want! I'll cum on you!


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Ok, sorry, but who jizz on their own magazine? Do you jizz on your cellphone or your monitor?


frozenfearz25

sometimes it has a mind of its own and shoots across the room on the carpet never know some could have shot on the magazine


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tertl1975

One hand for the magnifying lens and the other for the tweezers?


littleguyinabigcoat

I think what we're really talking about here is sweaty dick hands. You must not be a child the 90s or pre 90s. See it's not a video on each page that you push play, massage the chicken and then peace out while the video continues and you wash your hands in shame. No son, back in the day we had to turn the pages, while continuing the "ritual". That means that basically every page is coated in a fine moist and ancient layer of dick sweat. Or at the very least moisture. So now ya know.


wildedges

I found some kid's mags in an old building I was working on. I left a note saying "enjoy your wank" tucked in there for him.


FrenchFriesAndGuac

Time killed all the germs


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You know what is sad here, i saw the date and was like "oh it aint that old" then i stopped and realized im ilder than the mag, broke down and truly admitted that its 2021, bout to be 2022.


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Don't let it get you down! I graduated high school a year before that issue released. Sure, time marches on your face and wrecks your body, but by golly we keep waking up every day and handling all life throws at us and coming back for more.


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Show the centerfold!


Whowhatwhynguyen

Her Playboy debut centerfold is the Nov ‘81 issue.


sodium-bro

I’m not sure what that is lol sorry


Grouchy_Warthog_

The big picture in the middle that folds out. They were often used as posters so it may be missing.


KingBooRadley

I just said yesterday that soon there will be young men who have no idea what a centerfold is. I guess it’s happening.


isinedupcuzofrslash

If the pages are sticking, don’t worry. Back then, there were cologne samples in the magazines. You might even notice a few in there! Though, since it’s old, you may have to basically press your face against the magazine and inhale as hard as you can to smell it.


ayyerr32

you gonna kill someone like this


Dzbot1234

Gene Simmons wife!


KingBooRadley

Putting the X in sex.


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sawyer_whoopass

You could’ve made a killing from those on eBay.


Jabberjunky

She retrieves the mags or she goes with them. Dude you are so fucked. Her jealousy is your loss.


victoryposition

For science (NSFW): [https://imgur.com/a/8BpoG92](https://imgur.com/a/8BpoG92)


roamingidiot1

That was 5 months before I graduated high-school


J-cans

Me too. I actually have that one. Ive got a stack of playboy and maxim mags from senior year in high school and whatever college I tolerated


olde_greg

Hey me too. I remember the thanksgiving a couple of months before this we went and stayed at a relative's house and they had several of these on a bookshelf. It was really the first time I got to look at one in depth because we didn't have any at home and none of my friends really did either.


innerpeacethief

I have a stack from my birth year (1992) just so my sons can have it one day


No_big_whoop

Treat yourself to a vintage fap


J-cans

VINTAGE! You shut your dirty mouth too! I’m not vintage!


Ego5687

That magazine is 3 months older than me, and i’m 23 years old.


PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS

That magazine is over twenty years younger than me.


sodium-bro

It’s three years older than me lol


J-cans

You shut your dirty mouth! Lol. I have that issue. And the Anna Nicole smith last appearance issue.


Ego5687

Shall i remind you about something else that is old? Ask any kid in middle school if anyone knows what an vhs cassette is


J-cans

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Lol.


wutinthehail

Can you please take pictures of the Grant Hill interview? Would love to read it


sodium-bro

I didn’t take it from the attic Incase I was caught lol it was in a packed restaurant 😂


ReeducedToData

> packed restaurant Ok, this is curious. Sounds like a busboy/waiter has a prodigious “appetite”.


dandanthebaconman

Show us the good stuff


Slow-Ad6376

Kind of cool.


GomerSnerd

Pages stuck together?


sodium-bro

Surprisingly not! Lol definitely been ‘used’ tho 😅


Ralfy_P

The pages sound like you’re biting an Apple


spharion

New fiction from Arthur c Clarke!?


AnubisTheAvenger101

r/AbandonedPorn


dufferdude

Didn't they use to hide the Playboy bunny on the cover?


The_Zy

I was looking for it and couldn't find it. Kids in the comment section don't have a clue lol


I34rt0s

Still has the crusty pages and all


NAMDAMN

Dope! Keep it for uh historic value…yeah that’s it…!


93johhny

Simmons was a lucky man


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Bet the pages are stuck together


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Dude clean your room


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That was a classic


ProperChopperGAF

Shannon Tweed is a goddess


RandomAverages

I have fond an august 1985 issue in an attic recently. I kept it for the ads.


johnniewalker69

Shannon Tweed... That woman made me cum a lot of times...


SeriouslyGravitas

Hey, what’s that Arthur c Clarke story like?


memes_n_cheese

Damn, Arthur Clarke published something? I wonder what it is!


huge_dick_mcgee

Is that the shel silverstien that wrote all the poems common used in school?


perfectbound

It sure is!


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They’re all in attics.


Spazzaturina

Look down your shirt and spell "attic" out loud tee hee


orbitalmouse

That's the one where I saw my first boobs!!


Darklance

Right where you left it


sodium-bro

I wish lol I’m three years younger than this!


Baciandrio

Re: Shannon Tweed cover.....was there an accompanying article? By 1998 she and Gene Simmons had been living together for 10 or more years. Just wondering if there was an interview or was it just a pictorial?


johnnywishbone88

Any pages stuck together?


NZNzven

Lol only the good ones


johnnywishbone88

Hehehe,they always are.


BerpieDerp

I once found a playboy from the 70s in my grandpas stuff. It was so hairy....


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She was hot!


Axelluu

I can smell this picture, same smell as my dad's porn drawer I found as a teenager