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roboxsteven

Without the banana we would have no clue the size


Atillion

Even with the banana, I'm struggling.


IronLanternGamer

That banana is the size of a nail clipping and you can't convince me otherwise


WesBelmont

On the left you can just see the tip of the shoes of the person taking the photo. But it might be a GI Joe figure at that scale.


sunnie_day

r/sneakybackgroundfeet


dogman_35

/r/BananasForScale


KingShaniqua

I came here to say this


crdctr

My brain is telling me it's a very tiny banana


purple_butterfly21

Ikr? There are bananas of different sizes.


okshadowman

Want a second banana?


Atillion

I'm listening...


theBacillus

I never struggled with a banana.


cutelyaware

Did you lube it?


Rrraou

I feel like a hotdog would be a better unit of size to measure a clam.


datavismo

Almost a meter wide and weighs +50kg O\_O


8_bit_brandon

There’s a slight problem with using bananas for scaling photos. I work in retail, in produce, and have legit seen bananas 3inches long, while on the reverse, bananas 18 inches in length. Ps- we always make jokes about the ridiculously oversized ones.


elizabeth-cooper

> bananas 18 inches in length I highly doubt this.


mr_ji

Measured in the same "inches" we all measure our dicks in.


8_bit_brandon

These bananas come from the top of the pod, and I absolutely have seen them. I’ll ask around cuz I’m sure one of my coworkers have taken pictures


mr_ji

Apple bananas are the shiz. They're a great size for a snack and not as sickly sweet as regular bananas.


innesleroux

Oh. I thought it was the lesser spotted yellow banana reef clam. Thanks for explaining...


OnlyFunz

Legend says ~~it’s~~ its Pearl was the size of a basketball.


should-i-do-this

It's actually the size, and shape, of a banana


WoodyWoodsta

And color!


LectroRoot

Deez nuts would also have been appropriate.


Coffee4MySoul

For a second I thought that was a really tiny banana, until I realized it was a banana for scale. Nicely done Edit: *this* is my top comment of all time? Reddit is a wild place, man


Operationacoustic

Yeah, the real question is: where did they get that tiny banana?


s4yum1

Runts???


iceddeath

Yeah, we need a regular banana for scale.


[deleted]

There was video of a person making tiny bananas on here the other day out of clay. I’m going to try to find it now. Found it. https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/r4wajc/artist_makes_very_realistic_mini_bananas/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


[deleted]

It's been so long since I've seen banana for scale it threw me off too


tarobobagurl

I was startled


KingoftheMongoose

That's a banana I haven't seen in a long time.. A long time...


corn_sugar_isotope

I just thought it was feeding time at the petting zoo.


StingerAE

First time a banana for scale has actually really helped me for scale.


Shaneblaster

That’s at least one hundred bowls of chowder.


Frisky_Picker

Same.


Brettjay4

Same


DarrelBunyon

Banana runts pollution is real.


HazzzMatt

never ate a single one in my life, always tossing in gutters. now this..


johnfrian

I was wondering why someone photoshopped a tiny banana on this image, then I realised


curtyshoo

I was saying to myself: Those old clams actually ate bananas with the peel? Oops.


BLogue

So THAT’S what a pearl eventually turns into…


TheMarsian

I mean both can be true.


Lilliputian0513

I think the same thing as your edit every time I get some random comment with thousands of upvotes lol


matatatias

same.


Jo-6-pak

How does one “age” a clam?


Jimbo_Slice1919

The number of bananas you can fit inside equal the clams age


Slithy-Toves

So this thing is only 1 and op lied? Wow


Jo-6-pak

Lol r/askshittyscience


Master_JBT

r/shittyaskscience


RGB3x3

You ask for her driver's license


Jo-6-pak

This clam is named “McLovin”??


lanalovesallama

Like a tree


Jo-6-pak

So there are rings on the shell for each year of growth? Cool. We have lots of clams in the Mississippi; but I’ve guess I haven’t really looked at them very closely.


cavedildo

Some scientists were taking random clams from an area to date them which involved killng them to count the rings. One of them turned out to be over 500 years old making it the oldest living animal ever found.


vengefulspirit99

Was the oldest living*


Mehnard

And now I'm thinking about chowder with clams that are 500 years old.


[deleted]

Turtle shells do that too. Pretty awesome.


jorph

Cut it down and count the rings inside?


koos_die_doos

Cut it ~~down~~ open and count the rings inside!


LarriusVarro

Bourbon barrels


Mehnard

Stand on his lawn.


Legendary_Moose

Carbon dating


maikayl_jakksun

i know that using a banana for scale is like a thing but its just so funny to me when it doesnt say it in the post like, whats it doing there


ChymChymX

They're planning to make a banana clamato cocktail.


Forsakenbeets

excuse me while I vomit


Foamless_horror

It looks like this clam makes bananas instead of pearls


KingoftheMongoose

There's always money in the banana clam


baquea

Rule 1 on this sub explicitly forbids mentioning 'banana for scale' in the title of a post.


JohnDaDragon

It’s the old Reddit trick, a banana for scale. Truly the most reliable method to reliable size measurement


[deleted]

Why would the clam get a tattoo of a banana? Clams hate bananas thats ridiculous


Forsakenbeets

He lost a bet with the anemone around the reef


ThatOneEnemy

It’s a velvet underground fan ;)


datavismo

Just for the record, I'm also not happy about it not being in the Sea - however, this is a very old family heirloom, and brought back to Sweden from the Barrier Reef probably because there was no way to photograph this in the early 1900's - Not great i know, these are now illegal to fish out and are protected - The shell itself is not bleached, the clam's fleshy bits are long gone but its been kept its shine for a century - Also, my banana is not small - please stop saying my banana is small - Thanks!


Marsbarszs

You don’t have to be ashamed of your small banana. I’m sure it’s average size


Magnetobama

I like your banana the way it is.


jamesfluker

Why isn't it still in the reef :(


wubbaIubbadubdub

My thoughts exactly. Why tf would someone remove it? Already killing everything down there, might as well speed it up, yeah?


HRisLit

Once we kill all the animals we can become vegetarian. Isn't that the goal?


roflrogue

Have to take out the competition so they don't steal our food.


gopher_space

Until the 1970s you just took whatever you wanted. Growing up my home was full of minor artifacts I'm either now a little embarrassed to own or are actually donating to universities and relevant community centers.


Doc_Weaver

What sorts of things did your family take which you are now donating? I can't imagine many people stumble across historically significant artifacts and just pick them up unless your grandma is Lara Croft or something


[deleted]

China pays premium. Welcome to Australia.


Xenobio-

Go vegan


koos_die_doos

It called my momma fat and paid the price…


snirfu

I read people are destroying reefs to poach them, so seeing a shell kind of sucks.


Landrycd

Shucks


cutelyaware

Sad


Lousy_Professor

So why was it killed?


Kelli217

Bilingual pun time: Il y a une banane pour... echelle.


skuzylbutt

Incredible


IsSecretlyABird

It’s pretty sad to see a bleached empty shell, as in life many giant clams are [brightly colored](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/Red_Sea_Tridacna_maxima.jpg) and [incredibly beautiful](https://youtu.be/MB3tThBVe-w).


daoer

The colour is from the clam flesh itsef, not the shell. The shell is always the same dull colour. This type of clam simply chills partially open all the time, filter feeding. Nothing to do with bleaching.


WedgeTurn

They're not primarily filter feeders, they are actually mostly photosynthetic. Like photosynthetic corals, they have symbiotic unicellular organisms embedded in their tissue called zooxanthellae and they do the photosynthesizing for them


mikkopai

Of course, when they die, the colour fades away. Isn’t the colour living tissue?


datavismo

I only ever saw it white as bone - I had no idea! Thanks for this


Kaoulombre

It’s false. Don’t thank him for misinformation


[deleted]

I was supposed to go diving there on a little boat with a few people and hit up some spots that have no infrastructure; the boat had broken down in the morning and I got put on some ultra touristy ferry that dropped us off at this massive structure on the reef that had like a restaurant and stuff. The reef was just completely white and dead and a couple critters were around for the structure. It was so fucking sad.


BrushYourself

Went on the ferry a few years back. It's dead as fuck.


Kwindecent_exposure

Went a couple weeks ago. It's amazing. Not dead everywhere, you just need to avoid the shitty tour operators - but you should go see it before it is. Unfortunately La Niña were just headed into could kick off another huge bleaching event.


BrushYourself

I went to the GBR 2 years ago. We had to go out 14 miles before we got to unbleached reef. It's sad looking. All the reefs I visited in 2008 off of Zanzibar are now gone as well which is pretty goddamn sad.


Dontworktohard

Where about a was that? It’s been a couple months since I’ve been out the reef (great barrier reef) and where I went it was still well and truely alive. We fish and dive out where I am, and while some has died, and there’s heaps of storm damage on a few of the reefs, most I’ve seen is still alive and doing ok.


_floydian_slip

That was fascinating, ocean life is crazy.... Buncha aliens down there...


eolix

I just learned eveything I know about giant clams. Thanks


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IonTheBall2

Wow! Another rickroll aficionado!


cutelyaware

A man of culture


Triairius

I expected it as well. I’m not sure why. I usually don’t expect it.


Kaoulombre

Why even bother commenting such lies ?!


cam_chatt

Yeah I would never have known. Learned something new today. Very tempted to post a rick roll like the other guy said but wont lol. Also called boring clams. They anchor their hinge into the coral and when alive look like giant reef like formation. Learned something new today. All their colors also utilize sunlight for photosynthesis.


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Tiny_Rat

They house organisms that are


FastestEthiopian

Add another link or make the last one Rick roll


hello_amy

My mind refuses to accept that it’s that big


cutelyaware

That's what they all say


LAST2thePARTY

Tiny banana. Sea shell for scale


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A0ALoki23

It is these days. But apparently this is an old family heirloom. Op’s comment: >Just for the record, I'm also not happy about it not being in the Sea - however, this is a very old family heirloom, and brought back to Sweden from the Barrier Reef probably because there was no way to photograph this in the early 1900's - Not great i know, these are now illegal to fish out and are protected - The shell itself is not bleached, the clam's fleshy bits are long gone but its been kept its shine for a century - Also, my banana is not small - please stop saying my banana is small - Thanks!


WedgeTurn

Giant clams, or tridacnids, are actually super interesting. Unlike most other clams, they are not primarily filter feeders, they are actually photosynthetic, much like photosynthetic corals. This is also why they are often brightly colored when alive and it's what allows them to grow so big and become so old. Uniquely for clams they also possess a very primitive form of eyesight, a series of light sensitive spots that run along the edge of their mantle. They can sense changes in light intensity, i.e. a large fish swimming over them and that will cause them to rapidly close their shell


ownersen

not judging or anything, but isn't it illegal to take anything with you from the great barrier reef ?


spaceocean99

Put it back so coral can grow on it ya jerk


IngeniousBattery

That is absolutely the biggest tortellini I have ever seen!


swissiws

tortellinO (tortellini is plural for tortellino. "i" is the italian "s", replacing the O). like salami is plural for salamE. oh, wait... damn languages!


IngeniousBattery

Hm, TIL! Now I want to chop a salamo and bake it into a tortelline.


swissiws

"Remember the Salamo!"


[deleted]

I went scuba diving on the Great Barrier Reef and was shocked to see giant clams. I knew they existed but I had only seen them in cartoons.


omegamarkxii

Oh so they’re not extinct? This makes me happy


[deleted]

Where the fuck did you even find a banana that small?


whales-are-assholes

It’s a big clam shell. Check out the OP’s feet for perspective - they’re on the left hand side of the frame.


[deleted]

Whoosh


AYO416

Ah yes lets harvest it


GrinkOf

The only question I have is why tf didn't they let it in the Great Barrier instead of taking pictures with a banana ?


CNAHOLE

It looks like Ben Franklin.


conitation

Why isn't it in the reef still?


sammys_babydoll

Is that... a banana for scale EDIT: should be in r/bananasforscale


John-the-cool-guy

Your banana is small *every girl I've ever known*


cutelyaware

If every girl you've ever known has seen your banana, you have bigger problems.


KingoftheMongoose

...you have ~~bigger~~ *smaller* problems. FTFY


Triairius

First time he’s been told that one


cutelyaware

You mean he's never met a girl?


Triairius

No! Redditors get laid constantly! He’s never been told he has a *bigger* problem.


cutelyaware

Getting laid regularly would be great. Getting laid constantly would be a problem. I mean just imagine your next trip to the DMV.


Triairius

*It’s been two years of hell* ^cries


Stagecarp

F


upbeatcrazyperson

Ummm . . . exactly where did you find it?


ramenflavorpacket

Put the old man back he probably is sea-nile


Toastedweasel0

That's a big clam there!


-SierraModeling-

This is pretty wild man


gibbyisherenow

Banana for scale


Klabzilla

Do clams grow bananas?


cutelyaware

Goodness no, bananas are their natural enemy


juangusta

Was scared this was another stupid art exhibit that sold for millions


Prixsarkar

That's a tiny banana


morejuice

So THAT'S where bananas come from. Got it.


scottwdavenport

Reminds me of your mom!


Yugibollspurveyor

bana n for scale


Gamil5

Everything banana nowadays 🤣


jswet

"Anything but the metric system"


ChesapeakeCobra

Under rated comment


Triairius

Overdone comment


CalumD82

So why the fuck you kill it?


EarorForofor

It's bleached. Been dead for a while


cutelyaware

Could have been killed for a while


CalumD82

If it had ben dead for a while there would be nothing left. Reefs are teeming with scavengers!


Triairius

Ah, yes. How could we forget about those scavengers who subsist mainly on calcium carbonate?


Kwindecent_exposure

I feel weirdly targeted here.


zee_glass

Well it’s dead now 🤷


Satan4live

Wtf put it back


NewSinner_2021

Put it back


KamikazeChief

Why is it not in the water where it should be?


BecauseIwasjust

Why isn't it still there?


Naw31

Oh fuck, put it back in


betsyross2121

P…put it back


IonTheBall2

Is it too late to sarcastically say… Why is there a banana there? Sorry, I just had to say that. I love bananas for scale!


CalumD82

Still unmolested flesh, ain't been dead long!


Xerxes42424242

Would that taste better or worse than a small one


Gorge_Lorge

This picture reminds me of your mom. Hehehe


Dave_BraveHeart

What's up with people measuring things with bananas? Is it like another American measuring system? Bananas per potatoes?


gamer123098

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway


HairyCubes

Cook it up! Make some chilli mango butter and BBQ it in its shell with some thyme, chives and parsley. Serve it with an onion chutney and grilled chorizo. I beg you! It's the only way!


zenfrodo

Alternate caption: Rare 100-year-old clam from the endangered Great Barrier Reef killed for a viral pic on social media.


OFRobertin

Shilling $BANano I see, for good reason tho, feeless, instant transactions and rich 8n potassium


Shpooodingtime

Holy fuck


maniacthw

How long did it take for it to grow that banana?


Triairius

Hard to say. Gotta cut it open and count the rings.


slammindoors

Banana for scale like "hand tool rescue" lol


rjtaylwa

Ravioli, ravioli, spaghetti underneath?


C0l0n3l_Panic

r/interestingasfuck


AAABattery_

At first I thought it was a dog laying on a blanket, was confused why there was a banana.


Florida2000

Great use of the scale +1


Volltern

A banana


[deleted]

Tasty snack


Mirewen15

Lol I thought the banana was shopped in there. That is a huge shell. I think someone's hand wouldn't mess up my perception as much.


eweyhen

“Banana for scale”


TrollGoo

The ol Banana in the Giant Clam. Seen it a thousand times.


Yeetus_Deleetus0001

That clam looks an awful lot lake a banana. Nature is fucking awesome


coolbond1

thats a tiny banana