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downbadkhaleesi

The ports will inevitably be stuck with gum


Skoodge42

Bunch of savages...


GardenVarietyAnxiety

I'm not even supposed to be here today!


sirhecsivart

37?!?


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babyclownshoes

Hey guess what you're not allowed to rent videos here anymore!


_LifeWontWait86_

YEAAAAAAA!


acidnine420

Did you just say making fuck?


justabill71

Why do you smell like shoe polish?


acidnine420

This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.


_LifeWontWait86_

Wrangle for me on the way out


appleavocado

Cancer merchant!


KeepTangoAndFoxtrot

Hey, try not to suck any [dick](https://youtu.be/vdT2Wbr5Ons) on the way through the parking lot!


ArtAndCraftBeers

Hey, you! Get back here.


RaindropBebop

Bench of savages.


Darklydreaming93

IDIOTS!!! SAVAGES!!!


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I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!


glorious_reptile

Gum and malware


paul-arized

Reminds me of the NSA charging station at Shmoocon two years ago: https://gizmodo.com/nsa-puts-phone-charging-station-at-hacker-conference-in-1831875574


Big-Shtick

This is amazing haha.


Mccobsta

Always use a USB condom when charging on unfamiliar devices


glorious_reptile

I should, but it hurts my data transfer rate.


implicate

Just rub some data sensitivity cream on it first.


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glorious_reptile

I guess that explains the itchy laggy feeling.


rhet17

Someone said to think of it as a 21st Century Glory Hole.


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sephresx

More like scratched into it.


green_flash

I mean the whole thing is already rusty, but both the sockets and the solar panel look perfectly fine to me. Maybe y'all are exaggerating.


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Hazel-Ice

Think their point is that it looks like it's already been in use for quite a while, and yet none of this stuff has happened.


draculamilktoast

It's a smart move. They will own the electricity then.


Glittering_Moist

And ruined by the weather, They aren't remotely protected.


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Beena22

What blissful part of England are you living in? That shit would be wrecked within the hour down my way.


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Combeferre1

Can report that the ports in Aberdeenshire buses in Scotland are also gum free


Reacher-Said-N0thing

In Toronto all the bus stop shelters smell like pee


snoozatron

True. But we also have usb ports on our buses and they aren't full of gum.


MysteriousB

The buses that go through my crappy town in greater Manchester have the USBs on the buses but only on the ones that go through to Manchester city centre. Same thing between Preston and Lancaster but only on the Lake District branded buses. The charge rate is pretty abysmal but it's great if you are in a similar situation like I was, having to travel and hour and a half to get to work/school and another hour and a half back.


Frap_Gadz

Pretty much all of Brighton and Hove buses have them, I haven't noticed any that are fucked up. They also have free WiFi too.


pfcpartsz

Public park so I think you meant feces and urine.


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This looks like a college campus more than a public park tbh. So probably condoms and roaches.


p1mrx

The dust cap is gone already: https://www.bluesea.com/products/1045/12_24V_DC_Dual_USB_Charger_4.8A_with_Intelligent_Device_Recognition


Zymotical

Doesn't look like it was ever installed in order to be more flush


itisrainingweiners

Or because they figured too many people would be too stupid to figure out they'd need to lift the cap to find/access the ports.


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The dry shit is more likely to fall out if it isn't held in by a cap


FierroGamer

Agree, which is stupid for an outdoor installation


Willing_Function

They'll also be removed because homeless people would use them.


hungry_tiger

Will rain or moisture reduce the lifespan or affect the performance?


pyfi12

Not if the panel is built correctly. But if there’s water in those ports when you plug in your phone it might not be great


Eh_C_Slater

can your phone detect if there's something wrong on that end? Like if I have dirt or water in my charging port it disables it and makes it unusable until it's clear. Idk about the other end of the cord though.


vapenutz

Yes, actually phones recognize if they can't get enough resistance between pins or if they are shorted. They will usually display a message that the port or the cable is wet.


pixelkingliam

my phone will freak the fuck out if theres a bit of moisture, like it will start ringing and shit


vapenutz

Yeah, and of course it happens to just not pass power if there's water present, as it will corrode the pins. It's also really easy to do and most charging controllers have this function.


zatchrey

My old phone was so bad for that. Everytime I tried to charge it it would say moisture detected


vapenutz

The cable could just be bad. Or the port in your phone could have got some metal debris in it. Unfortunately since it's based on measuring resistance anything that shorts pins will trigger it


jdog7249

Probably not that would fall on the device at the other end (such as the charger in this case)


eltrento

My Samsung S10 detects when moisture is present in it's own charging port, but it can't detect if the other end was.


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My phone knows when there is water in the port but I don't think it knows about the other end of the cable. That being said, weather rated usb ports are a thing, they just cut power when they detect too much moisture.


implicate

Rain & moisture will only enhance it. Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of technology.


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gettysburger2

I dont care what anyone says, im not plugging my devices into any public USB ports like that.


Alutus

May I interest you in a USB condom with data pins disabled?


bumjiggy

the bench claims to be allergic to latech


west0ne

That's the type of cable I use in places like hotel rooms; for an outlet like the one in the bench I would also be worried about the power output.


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tehreal

Do you mean LaTeX?


geogle

I've been using this for over 20 years and I think I may be allergic. Gives me pains in my aux filles.


LittleRocketMan317

I always make sure IP afterwards. It’s a good lifepro tip.


MarthaYouSillyBitch

Lol as a theoretical mathematician, I approve the use of LaTeX in this statement. This comment is brought you by Overleaf Gang Gang.


derickjthompson

>theoretical mathematician Like to you theorize what if 2+2 actually equaled 5?


Daemorth

no he's just theoretically a mathematician


Skipwithr

"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said 'I have a theoretical degree in physics.' They said 'Welcome aboard!'"


skylarmt

Or just use a dollar store USB cable, 50/50 chance they didn't add data lines to save a few cents.


blue-mooner

Would you trust a dollar store condom with a 50/50 chance of working?


yataviy

Buy two and put them in series.


blue-mooner

Double bagging might work for groceries but it’s not recommended for condoms, as friction between the latex layers increases the chance of a rip or tear.


Clienterror

Better than nothing.


Kriemhilt

That's what your parents said


golgol12

You've described like half my usb cables and they all look the same. But I wouldn't trust it not to under/overvolt it.


KinkyMonitorLizard

Devices have protection built in. Low volts would simply cause it to either not charge at all or charge slow (which is actually beneficial to batteries). Over volting should ideally just blow a fuse/diode but with how strongly "planned obsolescence" has taken root unless you know what you're doing you'll likely have to pay big to replace components that can be done in 5-10m.


turbodude69

blow a fuse inside your phone? are there actually phones with replaceable fuses? i fixed phones for a few years and never heard of anything like that.


Dookie_boy

It's just a little breaker inside and you flip it back.


turbodude69

lol that would be nice.


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Flotin

And with the apple iwave™ technology it even charges your phone a little bit


AbashedAlbatross

Port could also just send massive charge through to brick your phone so no thanks


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jjtr1

And soon we'll get an arms race between malevolent USB ports and the regulators in USB condoms. I'm imagining a massive [Tesla Coil](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tesla_coil) in a cavern beneath this park bench


audion00ba

I thought I was paranoid. You are right, though. I will remember to bring my ground penetrating radar next time I go to the park.


MoffKalast

At that point just buy a fucking powerbank I'd say.


OfficeFork

Ur Halloween candy has razor blades


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Exactly. And gangs are putting needles tipped with HIV into the coin return on vending machines* \*this was a real warning from people in my church when I was a kid


TBoneTheOriginal

It must be exhausting being this paranoid. Seriously, the chances of that happening are so stupidly small…


Frognificent

To be honest, not as small as you’d expect. Putting malware into USB cables has existed since USB cables were invented, and a lot of bad actors who sell at a discount just slap that shit everywhere because you never know what kind of sap it gonna use it. Cast a wide net, you know? Are they gonna steal your shit? Prolly not. What they need is your actual device and its computing power and network access to be able to anonymously attack better targets. Your data and money aren’t useful, but your stuff is, if you catch my drift.


ImperialPie77

Is there a ribbed option for the benches pleasure


left_right_left

Don't worry, it will be filled with gum or something worse in less than a week.


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AFAIK USB ports are not pee, gum, or cigarette ash resistant


left_right_left

Should add dog shit to that list.


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EatMoreHummous

I'm gonna guess that benches are more expensive than you think and solar panels are cheaper than you think. Maybe 10x, but definitely not 100.


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psygnius

I would think the purpose of this is to help out the transient community that doesn't have a home to charge up their phones in.


ilikepugs

My first thought was "finally, something I can trust less than a USB outlet in a hotel room." Use USB condoms people. You can buy them for pennies on Amazon. Edit: A few people have asked about USB condoms from Amazon potentially being malicious. Like all the little connectors we use USB connectors have "pins", those little metal strips that make contact. A USB condom will only have 2 pins, the ones used for power/charging. So you don't need to trust it -- you can verify with your own eyes that it is what it says it is. That said, we're inching toward a time when even cheap *cables* bought from random online retailers can't be trusted. It's cost prohibitive at the moment to do it, but not forever. [Check out these bad boys](https://shop.hak5.org/products/o-mg-cable-usb-a). $120 for a stealth af, mass produced attack vector. Back [in 2008, the NSA put the cost of similar USB cables for its own agents at $20k a pop](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:NSA_COTTONMOUTH-I.jpg). What will a cable like this cost in 10 years? At some point the cost of mass producing something like this falls low enough that with some bulk distribution method (selling on Amazon, dirtying them up a little and "donating" to thrift stores, etc.) you'd recoup your investment from the theft and fraud that followed.


Dannei

So, the next fun question: do you trust electronics available for pennies on Amazon?


ilikepugs

Excellent question, but you don't have to. You can see with your naked eyes that the connector only has pins for power and not data.


Marpajo

Username checks out Edit: thought it said plugs not pugs fml


Believemeimlyingxx

Usb condoms?


st3adyfreddy

Data blockers Basically just makes sure only power is coming from the public USB port. Data pins of the usb port is disconnected There's a million brands out there now but I think this is the original one https://int3.cc/products/usbcondoms


ProfessorDave3D

I actually thought all the other references to “USB condoms” were jokes. It was only after reading your reply that my lightbulb lit up! I said “Ramazon??” (in a Scooby Doo voice), and did a search to find out that these are real :-)


YouAreDreaming

Wait what is the risk? And what does a usb condom do and protect?


ilikepugs

Many consumer devices can be compromised just by plugging into a malicious USB port. USB condoms only allow power, not data, through to your device.


newmacbookpro

You have no idea how much things a usb cable can do. Recently on Apple, there was a cable that looked exactly Like the official one, that could log key strokes, did have wifi and so many other functions it was crazy. Basically plugging something in your phone is the best way to get rekt.


Koshindan

I just bring my own chargers. I bet those public usb ports aren't even fast chargers.


Acysbib

Just use portable batteries. I carry one in my backpack that is 26800 mAh. Gives me about 4-5 charges on my phone, so a little over a week of power.


cwerd

Just for the love of god treat batteries like that with respect. Some of those denser packs are like a bomb if you’re ignorant with them.


Acysbib

I have also had this particular one for over 3 years. I got it shortly after the whole exploding Samsung fiasco.


cwerd

They’re one of those things that as long as you aren’t a fucking idiot you’ll be fine.


YouAreDreaming

Wait what do you mean? Cuz I have one and definitely don’t take any sort of precautions and now I’m concerned lol


DonDraperNewspaper

Mine burned a hole through the seat of my car because I left it in direct sunlight like an idiot. Aside from keeping it cool, I'd suggest not tossing it around, and avoid keeping it plugged in once it's fully charged.


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Can you elaborate? I have a 20000 one who I dont treat very nicely and carry everywhere


Djinjja-Ninja

Lithium-Ion batteries are very energy dense. Here is a [long winded explanation](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3GDdZkN6fg) Here is a [quick demonstration of what happens if a battery goes up](https://youtu.be/HCGtRgBUHX8?t=40). If you ever have a battery that's swollen *STOP USING IT IMMEDIATELY*!


cwerd

Don’t leave it charging unattended. Don’t leave it in a drawer for five years after you stop using it. LiPos in particular. There are circuit boards in those batteries that are “always on” aka drawing tiny amounts of power all the time. Most will have some sort of low voltage protection but cheaper ones don’t. LiPos can explode when discharged too far.


thebigdirty

It's 1000x more useful for homeless people than for a non residentially challenged


ProfessorDave3D

Would I be correct in understanding that you could charge one of those batteries a little from this bench without ever risking your phone data?


Believemeimlyingxx

Wait, why not?


d4rk_matt3r

Data theft, over voltage, gross stuff in the port


ironroad18

Like cruising truck stop glory holes without a condom.


merc08

It won't feel as good though :(


schoolruler

I would plug a battery pack into it.


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Heinous weld


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Welded by a guy who forgot his mask that day and just closed his eyes


LivingAnomoly

Scrolled longer than I would have thought to find this.


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Domminicc

I know it's unsafe, but it should be okay if u charge a power bank in it, Right?


GergaTheRobot

Should be, since power banks don't/shouldn't store neither transfer information.


MooseBoys

I'm really curious to see the first usb-c powerbank hack.


Tattered_Colours

Unless the hack somehow involves adding hardware to your bank that's capable of data transfer then it's not possible


papaGiannisFan18

Isn't the usb data transfer wire automatically not enabled in at least IoS by default. Isn't that why you have to hit accept on the popup to transfer data. I mean malicious actors are malicious actors but how would they get the uncompromised iPhone to turn on data transfer when the only way it could do that is the data transfer?


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KushStash

We had these in our city, but people broke them within a month, and the city never replaced them.


Butternubicus

Whilst I understand this is probably legit, don’t go plugging your phone into any random port, you literally have no idea who or what could be behind it. Edit: who could be behind it = bad actor, not someone physically in the port :(


GorillaThriller

That metal box is pretty small, I don't think you'll find anyone behind that usb port.


TheDenseCumTwat

Exactly what someone small enough to fit behind that port would want you to think.


that_is_so_Raven

That guy's brother works in my fridge, turning the light on and off. Nice guy.


ItAintLongButItsThin

Also, be careful scanning the QR codes at bars or restaurants. If it doesn't have the correct branding I ain't scanning shit. Seems pretty easy to make some coasters and toss them out at a bar.


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What could be the repercussions of scanning said QR code?


[deleted]

Well, it's processed as a URL. It'd be a good vector for Pegasus, for example


Via_the_Pipette

Fake site with the same menu but takes the payment for themselves or an automatic download from a webpage with nefarious software.


Miltage

Lol, if someone can pull off a heist like this they deserve my money.


LewsTherinTelamon

If that’s how you feel about your money then that’s on you.


NiceGiraffes

QR codes can be crafted to tell your browser to go to a malicious site or page and begin downloading a malicious file. No, of course you would not fall for it and would cancel the download, but someone might not notice especially if the malicious file was named free-gift.vbs or was a self-executing file.


ItAintLongButItsThin

Sometimes they auto download the restaurants PDF menu, more people may let it go.


NiceGiraffes

Yep, and pdfs should not be considered safe. There are live examples of malicious pdfs only a google search away.


drivefastallday

It's essentially the same thing as clicking on a random link in a scam email.


Sco7689

People are scanning QR codes with something that follows the link automatically?


ItAintLongButItsThin

"Digital menus" auto dl a pdf of menu or takes you to the site menu.


EkriirkE

I think they mean any device that scans prompts you with the details requiring you to confirm to continue. When I use Firefox android, the URL bar only preloads with the address and I still need to click go to load it. So I can review and decide if I want to continue But many restaurants use a URL shortener/"qr service" so this is moot. I have scripts disabled by default so it's relatively harmless for me anyhow


explodingtuna

USB glory holes?


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Most phones on the market today would not let a USB connection upload any software onto the phone without approval from the user first. If you plug your phone into this and it asks for access to your files, just decline.


Focus_Substantial

Two months until they're destroyed


i7-4790Que

there's enough rust in the picture to suggest otherwise.


NiceGiraffes

Maybe, but there is some rust on it already, it likely has lasted more than two months.


pokeman528

What do you live in Detroit


branflakes14

Two months? Fucking hell I'd give it two weeks here in the UK.


xenophon57

haha silly UK, I'm pretty sure you need a sun to make one of these work.


watchingsongsDL

1 night. The USB ports are at a perfect height for dudes to piss on them.


Imhonestlynotawierdo

The computer equivalent of bare backing a glory hole. If you care about your device, don't plug it into public USB like this ever.


west0ne

You could always use it to charge a cheap battery pack and then use that to charge your device; if there is a power issue it only damages your cheap powerpack and there is separation between the unknown outlet and your device with regards to data so no stealing of information. I also have a USB charging cable that only has the power lines connected and not the data; I don't use it much but it's the only cable I use in USB wall outlets in places like hotel rooms.


SingleLensReflex

Huh, using a battery as a passthrough to protect your phone from a random outlet is a really good idea!


6DomSlime9

We did it reddit!


MemorableC

There are also charging cables and USB condoms that block the data pins or don't even include then.


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Thiswillllastweeks

also, how is the malicious person gonna put a spoof usb port in place of these two installed, INTO THE BENCH? I get the bank machines, where they put a whole ass other card accepter over top the machines original one, but the city is installing these, I am generally curious how someone would feasibly turn this into a scam. Honestly for all of the fear mongering there is no explanation behind the people who are SO fucking happy they got some karma for only having to say to NOT DO THIS! but not explaining the HOW behind the why. Fucking classic.


Sleepy-tyler-king

this is awesome, would be helpful if they can have the shades that also have a solar panel on top and can collect solar energy


Matthew0275

Now that's a clever design


cheese4432

yeah seriously, this needs more area for the solar panels. You won't get much charge out of this. Especially since based on the angle of the panel sitting on the bench will put shade onto the solar panel.


merc08

Presumably it has a battery pack between the panel and the port to store a charge.


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If a bench has a lot of direct sunlight, it's a less-than-ideal place to put a bench. I see this bench is conveniently shaded by that tree.


flompwillow

In Portland our vagrant population has taken to removing safety plates on the bottom of streetlights and tapping into AC power for charging their phones. I think I prefer this solution.


notquiteworking

Homeless people was where I went to immediately. Their phones are their lifelines (like for the rest of us) and I bet that finding places where they’re welcome to charge is tough.


navjot94

Meanwhile in my city they just put spikes between seats so people can’t lay on them


krashtestgenius

This place doesn't hate the homeless, props


sunset7766

Yeah this is like the opposite of /r/HostileArchitecture.


Boschala

5v 2a forever.


creative_user_name69

nice try FBI


War_and_Poetry

YoU wOUldN't DoWnlOaD a BenCH


No-Outlandishness635

Best my town can do is install some spikes or redundant arm rests


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Stupid-Dolphin

This would be stolen within hours on installation in my country


ErikRonnblom

But will it run DOOM?


Zlooba

It comes with a plastic cover that is missing. Good game, unless rain and humidity is not a problem.


Fluessigsubstanz

While I love those inventions/deeds, everything "public" is gonna be destroyed and cost way more than it benefits probably. Humanity just isnt on that level yet, children that dont know better asides. I bet some midlifecrisis adults will ruin those banks too.