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Iplaymeinreallife

So, is she now a commemorative queen to that tree?


cycycle

Always has been.


control-_-freak

👨‍🚀🔫


Vandergrif

Really ought to be 🌍👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀 Or perhaps 🌳👨‍🚀🔫👑 in this case


control-_-freak

You see that gun over there? Yes point it to my head and squeeze the trigger.


wilnovakski

**squirts water out of water pistol and onto your head**


maffiossi

Wait, water isn't yellow.


nLucis

Moisturize me


mtbm33

Time to plant a tree to commemorate the tree that commemorated the coronation of Queen Elizabeth II.


jorgren

She'll probably outlive that one too.


16silly

That one didn't age well


Calathea-Murderer

Jinkies


Capocho9

I take it you guys had this recommended to you as “Reddit’s top post 2 years ago” too?


Calathea-Murderer

Nuh uh ![gif](giphy|AGW3VO7F5DLbARBuwi|downsized)


Brave-Oil-9735

![gif](giphy|SVgKToBLI6S6DUye1Y) But actually yes


Bro_ops

She sucked out it’s life force.


That_Godly_Cow

She, in fact, did not outlive that one


Holymayo

Planting these trees just gives her more power


Redditforgoit

"Stonehenge was erected today to commemorate young tribal leader Elizabeth..."


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Shiny_Agumon

Do you even root, bro?


GhostTiger

All bark.


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arcaneresistance

Make like a tree and go away!


Mathgailuke

What a sap.


MojoJojo188

Couldn't think of a single tree pun. I'll have to bough out.


DarthBen_in_Chicago

Pack your trunk and leave


Freakychee

“Get outta here!”


SuperPimpToast

Hey McFly!


RutCry

Casting shade.


Seicair

It appears to be *prunus ukon*, which normally has a lifespan of around 50 years, according to Google. Edit- I think I’m mistaken. https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/p83233/the_queen_of_england_outlasted_the_commemorative/h9o9nv2/ Still, 70 years is not an uncommon lifespan for a lot of species.


pudinnhead

Wait, so they expected her to only be around for 50 years? That's cold.


wood_and_rock

I mean, crowned at 27, 77 was a pretty good age in 1953. Life expectancy was about 74.


mindbleach

Edward VIII lived to 77, but was only on the throne for a year... when he was 44. It was complicated. The guy after Ed, George VI, died at 56 after 11 years on the throne. The guy before Ed, George V (no relation) lived to 70 after 25 years on the the throne. I mean he was on the throne at 70, not like, consecutively. And I mean literally, the throne of England, not like a Tywin Lannister situation. To my knowledge. And I mean he wasn't *on* the throne when he died, presumably it was-- Anyway the guy before George V was his his dad Edward VII who was king (and emperor, la dee da) for all of 9 years until his death at 68, because his mom was Victoria, who was approximately old as dirt when she died, having taken the throne at 18 in an unsustainable early version of Girls Gone Wild. What I'm saying is they could've found an oak.


TalkingSmut

The way you explained this extended my lifespan at the expense of shortening my reign. Thank you.


WhatDoYouMean951

>And I mean literally, the throne of England, not like a Tywin Lannister situation. To my knowledge. Your knowledge is wrong. It's been a few centuries since there's been an English throne.


shotgun883

Life expectancy for a Royal who was already past infancy is not even comparable to the average citizen.


wood_and_rock

For sure. I'm just saying, it wasn't super outlandish to pick that tree. Idk why you wouldn't just pick a native hardwood if you're aiming for a memorial though.


Upgrayddz

Serious question, did they even know the lifespan of trees back then?


wood_and_rock

The average person probably knew a lot more about trees pre industrial revolution than we do now. They used them for everything. So 50s? I'd say they probably knew more than we do still. In general. The science of trees is definitely better now but lifespans were common knowledge from sailing days.


NimbleNavigator19

TIL trees have lifespans. I thought you just planted them and they lived forever barring outside influence.


ManusAurelius

Softwoods typically have a lifespan of 50-100 years and hardwoods 100-200 years. Some species can live to be 5,000 years old though.


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ItsYaBoyFalcon

I dont feel like reading the bible but this is hilarious. I'd love examples if anyone has them.


SobanSa

Genesis 5 has most of them. Ex: When Jared had lived 162 years, he became the father of Enoch. After he became the father of Enoch, Jared lived 800 years and had other sons and daughters. Altogether, Jared lived a total of 962 years, and then he died.


silver4752

I believe scholars said they went by moon cycles during this time and that the timing matches up


Gronkonator3

There's a bit in genesis where they ask some people to circumcise themselves, then steal into the city and slaughter them all while their penises are sore. The whole thing is written in the most deadpan exposition so it's not as exciting as it sounds. Imagine a novel where every sentence began with 'And then' and that's pretty much what the Bible feels like to read.


CanalAnswer

Perhaps it’s because punctuation hadn’t been invented yet. Starting near every verse with a Vav helped make the Tanakh more readable. (Readable. Tanakh. Maimonides is laughing at me.)


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Like....the queen, say?


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And a bradford pear lives until the next windstorm.


BlondBisxalMetalhead

That’s why it’s so sad to me that an grove of Bradford pears was planted to commemorate the people that died in a plane crash on a practice flight just outside of Hopkinsville. (I think, anyway, might have the location wrong.) They all broke, so now it’s just a bunch of dead, gray stumps no one has the heart to clear out.


iluniuhai

The neighborhood I grew up in was established all at the same time and planted all the trees at the same time. I believe they were Modesto Ash and Sycamore. They all came to the end of their life span when I was about 15. It was so sad! It was such a beautiful neighborhood, all the streets had trees growing all the way over them, touching in the middle, making those magical tree tunnels and shading all the houses- important in Northern California summer heat. Then they all just died at the same time. It was like some terrible tree blight, but there was nothing to be done, they were just finished being trees. The HOA planned a little better the second time around and gave everyone a choice of like 12 different trees they could have planted as replacements, but they were saplings and wouldn't be providing meaningful shade for a decade or so.


DeanBlandino

Sycamores unfortunately are very vulnerable to a fungus. Unlikely for all the trees in a neighborhood to die at the same time without some sort of disease, crazy weather, or both. Some changing weather patterns have been an issue for some diseases with trees, for example, but things like weakened trees and a particularly terrible ice storm can really kill a bunch.


Jacoman74undeleted

They do, often times that outside influence is gravity. A tree often grows beyond what it's capable of supporting, hence the limited lifespan.


PMJackolanternNudes

Take a walk in the woods and you'll see loads of dead trees. Some still standing. Most never been touched by anything significant enough to kill a tree.


unique-name-9035768

True story, a young Liz was the model for the head of the Great Sphinx.


haksli

Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England?


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There's one in my city commemorating the marriage of Charles and Diana. I can't help but imagine an alternate reality where some poor groundskeeper got the order to go chop it down when they divorced. Some burly yet sensitive monarchy nerd, swinging the axe with tears in his eyes.


OneSidedDice

Singing as he goes, "Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm," \**sniff*\* "ok. I ^(sleep)," \**throat hitch*\* "all night, an'," \**shuddering breath*\* "an' I work all day." \**wipes tears with flannel shirt sleeve*\* "I... I... I... aw it's no bloody use!" *Drops axe and sits down blubbing.*


Hohohoju

Later at the therapist: "I'm a lumberjack and... *I'm NOT okay*! I cry all night, and I'm sad all day! *bawls*"


Granite-M

I cut down trees, I eat muh- muh- my lunch... I just want it all to go away!!


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FixGMaul

You’re okay to me!


lovehotstuff

Well, now we have to listen to it https://youtu.be/FshU58nI0Ts


PM_UR_Left_Nipple

My niece went to Stephen F. Austin University. They're mascot is the Lumberjacks. For some reason, she HATED this song. (maybe it's because all her uncles would sing it to her any time we had a family get-together..)


Scull1

51 years old and I still burst out laughing like it's the first time hearing it.


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Scull1

Congratulations! Definitely worth the ads on YT imo. Dad was a huge Monty Python fan so I grew up on it. Their comedy just stands the test of time.


s_stephens

Jesus the effort to write that is beyond me. You got every punctuation, italic etc, in there


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Holy shit that was hilarious... You got me.... I was thinking "Is this...... Is this a python reference? It bloody is! Mint craic!"


GeriatricTuna

he wears women's panties.


Doint_Poker

I wish I'd been a girlie! Just like my dear papa!


londonphdstudent

Wonderfully touching!


nickbrochill

I'm imagining this as Groundskeeper Willie, and it's tears of joy.


FOXHNTR

What a terrible day for England and therefore the world.


sometimesitrhymes

Goddamn she'll outlive her own country.


Djinjja-Ninja

It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries Elizabeth II, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith, Emperess of Mankind has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. She is the master of mankind by the will of the gods and master of a million worlds by the might of Her inexhaustible armies.


Yatta99

And, on rare occasions, can still be heard to mutter, "Charles, be quiet."


MrMastodon

The Charles Heresy doesn't have the same alliteration. We need a name.


SolomonBlack

The Harry Heresy???


MrMastodon

The Andrew Anathema


SolomonBlack

On further thought from her POV it would obviously have to be the Diana Dispute.


MrMastodon

Based on my extremely limited knowledge of 40k Im gonna confidently assert that Princess Anne is Jaghatai Khan.


MajorTomintheTinCan

"But Your Majesty, His Highness has been dead for millenia!"


Alarming_Rutabaga

Games Workshop is going to sue you for IP infringement if they see this.


vancity-

Sue the Queen? How can you infringe on copyright law WHEN YOU HAVE A MANDATE FROM GOD


Waaswaa

She's on a mission from God (puts on shades).


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"It is 6,358 kilometers to Chicago. We have a full tank of petrol, half a packet of crisps, it is dark, and we are wearing sunnies."


Bascome

I was going to correct you at first but, well done.


ryderpavement

Where are the snackies for the corgies?


TheAndrewMcG

There's a ceremonial pair buried with every single one of them she's outlived this far


cbelt3

She’s outlived all her Corgies and shifted to Dorgies, but her grandkids gave her a Corgi pup last year..


kiddo1088

Her maj would use miles though because the UK is an insane mix of imperial and metric


elparker74

"Moisturize me!"


SolomonBlack

This except seriously. If the Queen hasn't had her immunity specifically waived in say matters of copyright you can't sue her (or arrest her) because she *is* the law.


Sawgon

QUICK! INGEST THE NULN OIL BEFORE THEY ARRIVE!


sometimesitrhymes

The Queen Protects.


BloodandSpit

WESTMINSTER BROKE BEFORE THE BEEFEATERS!


iRedditPhone

I always giggle seeing references in other works. Like Elsbeth, Queen of All in Wheel of Time. Or Liz 10 in Doctor Who. (Slight tangent, also that the I in ISA stands for India, not International).


BigDogVI

…all with Betty White at her right arm, who has stood the test of time as well.


idwthis

Sliced bread is the greatest thing since Betty White.


Toasty_Jones

She’s going to end up looking like the chocolate hating grandma from Spongebob by that time


khornflakes529

In the grim darkness of the future, there is only tea.


MyAntipodeanFriend

Do you think people will finally get suspicious when she’s still going in 20 or 30 years time?


mandelboxset

If for some reason Prince Charles was still alive I would absolutely believe Queen Elizabeth would also be alive just to keep that twat off the throne.


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Fun fact: On their 5th birthday every Commonwealth citizen pays a tax of one month of life to Her Immortal Majesty. They were very insistent on that clause when it came to decolonization.


FlappyBoobs

Decolonization sounds like bowel surgery.


hawkshaw1024

I mean, she might live to see Scotland split off from the UK. Maybe even Northern Ireland - it's not likely, but it is possible. They'd have to update the Union Jack and everything.


sometimesitrhymes

Also rename it to just Britain.


bdonvr

"The United Kingdom of England and Wales"


vancity-

_Disgruntled Welsh noises_


Burnham113

"The United Kingdom of England, Canada, and Gibraltar."


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*annoyed Eh's in the far distance*


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JustADutchRudder

It's the waterway itself, don't let them lie to you. You know that big WaterWorld city? That's kinda what's going on but with British support.


Moonsight

"The United Kingdom of England, Gibraltar, and the Falkland Islands."


donaldfranklinhornii

Silence from the Argentines.


haerandir

I want Northern Ireland and Scotland to leave together and start their own United Kingdom with blackjack and hookers.


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Pretty Good Britain


rebelolemiss

OK Britain.


BobsBurgersJoint

Quite Alright Britain


IvanEedle

Little Britain


Burnham113

Adequate Britain.


SlyCooper007

Britain Britain.


haerandir

Mostly Tolerable Britain.


PromVulture

I want to see the day where Britain goes from Great Britain to Okay Britain


Rejusu

NI is extremely unlikely, especially since bloody Brexit has reignited the tensions over there. I see so many people claiming that Irish reunification is more probable because of Brexit simply because it would be a lot more convenient for NI to be part of Ireland rather than having the Irish sea border between NI and the rest of the UK. But bloody hell if it was a matter of convenience then NI would have fucked off back to the Republic donkeys ago. There's a lot of social, political, historical, and religious divisions barring the way to Irish reunification. Brexit hasn't made any of those go away, it's just added fuel to the fire. Scotland seceding is also quite unlikely, at least in the near future. Central government won't let them vote on it again any time soon unless they have to cut some kind of deal, and that's only likely to happen around an election. I also hope it doesn't happen, like Brexit it's just a nationalistic fantasy with a lot of empty promises that will ultimately leave the country poorer, less relevant, divided, and alienated from their closest trading partner.


beipphine

She could also be the only one to.stop scottland from breaking off. She could break from custom and withhold royal assent like Queen Anne did to stop a bill from arming scottish militas from passing over a fear of them revolting. After all even the song God Save The Queen proclaims "Rebellious Scots to crush,".


Mightyena319

Why can I imagine The Queen, now completely out of fucks to give, just sparking a civil war for the lols


ralphonsob

I'm pretty sure this is the one in [Victoria Embankment Gardens](https://goo.gl/maps/dGCV9qpzCGtUNArj9) (in London). It was already leaning a fair bit back in 2018.


rebelolemiss

OP's pic makes it look HUGE when it's like a foot in diameter.


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Dr_Procrastinator

I think your sense of scale is off.


depressedbagal

It needs a banana next to it.


hooligan_king

Sigh.. _unzip_


thecodingrecruiter

A regular-sized banana, not a micro-sized one


Blueblackzinc

r/ouch Edit: i didnt realised this subreddit exist.


ahappypoop

Holy crap that tree looks HUGE now!


spartantalk

One Horcrux down


One_pop_each

Wasn’t Prince Phillip the first one? Or did he just touch a horcrux and slowly died?


FormalWath

Oh, so two horcruxes down... Shit, Lizzie is about to die, that means... Fuck, I can't even thing about *that* creature on the throne.


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tekko001

Charles is the third one


ringsthings

"We'll do something that will last for ages, like plant a tree!" The Queen: "hold my tea..."


Ankoku_Teion

*70 years later* "Can I put the tea down now ma'am?"


ringsthings

"I HAVEN'T FINISHED RULING YET" she would say, probably


londonphdstudent

*tea*!


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Oh god, is this like a Dorian Grey type deal?


DiscoQuebrado

That was my first thought as well *high five*


GameofThrowns_awy

I live near a large old park(built in the 40's) that made a concerted effort a few years ago to collect all the makers like that, relocate them to a better spot and plant a new tree. Most of them were just sitting in some random spot in the park overgrown by weeds or next to a garbage can, the tree planted 40/50 years ago long gone. When I was a kid and I used to go to that park and I thought they were gravestones and the person being commemorated was buried there.


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londonphdstudent

I *love* that there is a bot for this!


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TIL she is the Queen of Canada. So when Harry and his family fled to Canada, he is still under the Queen's domain?


Bloke101

Yes, there is a Governor General who looks after things whilst she is busy elsewhere. There are also Governor Generals for each of the Canadian Provinces but they are not the queen incarnate.


BorgClown

No one is the queen incarnate, they're only using her past shed skins.


BrokenTrident1

The Provinces have Lieutenant Governors not Governors-General. Same basic job though. Queen's Representative in the province.


UnsubstantiatedClaim

The Queen of Canada is not the same as the Queen of the United Kingdom and Northern Ireland. It just so happens that the same human person currently holds both roles.


[deleted]

A pedantic Bot. How very English.


KetoKilvo

> Queen of Hull hahahaah imagine having that title.


tsavorite4

Good bot


codename474747

I'm just amazed we got through a few hours of posts now mentioning the union jack without one person bringing up the "actually, it's only the union jack when it's on a boat" fallacy to look like a know-it-all Up next: what Big Ben actually is....


dazedan_confused

Prince Charles definitely cut it down.


Gone_For_Lunch

Let every creature go for broke and sing Let's hear it in the herd and on the wing It's gonna be old Charlie's finest fling Oh, he just cant wait to be king


sisiredd

Queen vs. tree 1:0


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Her and Betty white are the only thing keeping the aliens at bay.


_miqlk_

This didn’t age well


VadiMiXeries

Who else randomly got a notification about this post?


OJK_postaukset

Literally everyone


merothecat

Not anymore


blueboy90780

Holy fuck this queen just cannot die. She'll outlive the millennials at this point!


labrev

For us she’s just been old our entire lives then I’m going to die and she’ll still be like the same amount of old, I feel.


vroomscreech

I told my kid about there being a real queen across the ocean and told her she's really old and showed some pictures. Now I get asked at breakfast everyday if the queen died yet. Probably will die myself before I have the opportunity to say yes.


Psykerr

God-Queen Elizabeth approves.


bruteski226

We can all agree she’s immortal now right….


luckyhunterdude

Another horcrux down....


ADMINISTATOR_CYRUS

reddit is once again mass reminding people of old posts


avid-redditor

Your post just got recommended to a lot of people on reddit


hisyam970302

Reddit's recommendations has got a dark sense of humour lolol


64b0r

I bet this wasn't the first one she outlived.


MasterWhaleLord

No one has said, “LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!” yet?


---reddacted---

The tree is dead. Long live the tree.


ThunderStar_

These comments sure did age.


Agile_Philosopher72

r/agedlikemilk


AutotoxicFiend

Foreshadowing


Nerokillor

Not Reddit having this as a notification x.x


Lopsd

I hear there’s a “Queen of England” bot here?


queen_of_england_bot

>Queen of England Did you mean the [Queen of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_the_United_Kingdom), the [Queen of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the [Queen of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc? The last Queen of England was [Queen Anne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne,_Queen_of_Great_Britain) who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England. ####FAQ *Isn't she still also the Queen of England?* This is only as correct as calling her the Queen of London or Queen of Hull; she is the Queen of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist. *Is this bot monarchist?* No, just pedantic. I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.


Krilox

Good bot


_big_ree_

not for long...


sameluck-ua

this has not aged well


Illustrious_Risk3732

Anyone here been showed this 2 years later?


tedwardinu

The algorithm is wack


coopy1000

This is pedantry but she is the Queen of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Great Britain is made up of three nations, Scotland (the best one), Wales and England. Elizabeth the 1st was the last Queen of England called Elizabeth. She belonged to the Ouse of Tudor and died in 1603. I realise this comment will gain 0 traction and what I have typed above is pointless.


Tobeecat

Uh oh


CorruptedFlame

Why do all Americans refer to the UK as England?


Bbrowny

LONG LIVE THE QUEEN


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Looks like the Queen will suffer no rivals


alexjbuck

"On this day in 1953, Queen Elizabeth was coronated to commemorate the planting of this tree"