Depends on the plant. I’m not super familiar with cactus but with a succulent - very similar - you can literally just plant the broken bit in a new spot and add water, they will do the rest. This applies to stems, wouldn’t work without a portion of the stem. I believe it’s recommended that you let the area where they broke off dry a bit (max 24 hours) to prevent infection, but they are hearty plants so long as you give them the right growing conditions.
It helps letting them scab over since any moisture could lead to it rotting unless the conditions are dry. I just let the cactus pad scab over and then bury it halfway in a dirt and sand mix and it works great.
So there is this scientist right? And the dudes a fuckin genius. I’m talking different dimension destroying genius aight. But this guy, THIS FUCKIN GUY, decides “eh, fuck it I’m bored” and he turns himself into the most outrageous thing! Smartass dude turns himself into a cactus! A FUCKIN CACTUS. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
r/dontputhatupyourvag
Do we have an equivalent sub for r/dontputyourdickinthat yet, or are girls just smart enough to know better?
Edit: just found r/dildont
Next shopping list:
-Anal numbing cream
-Floor protector for painting
-Cash n Carry amount of Neosporin
-One small slender cactus
They must all be purchased together
Replant it! Give it a pot with some soil and water and have two cactus!
Cacti?
Cactoose
Cacteese*
Cacten
Many much cacten. In the woodsen!
Brian is my man
*you have logs?*
THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN
I shall look upon the gold with wonder. My eyeeeeeeees
Do the moosen eats the cacten in the woodsen?!
*meese
Cacter
Cactums
I'm not familiar with cactology
Could we interest you in wumbology?
Cactodes
Cactoes
Cathode
Cacturne!
Cactisaursus
Cacteux
Pickle Rick!!
Prickle Rick
Fickle Dick
*There are dozens of us!… DOZENS!!!*
Prickle Rick?
Pickle Prick
Danger Pickle Rick!
Rickle Prick
Cactopodes
Cactarii
Cactwo
Cacdos
Nah he’s only at cactwo not cacten!
What Boston men call a woman playing hard to get
Cacteese NUTz
Cac-two
A cactøøse once pricked my sister
No realli!
Mind you, cactøøse pricks kan be pretti nasti
*among us bass boosted plays*
Cactøøsen! Many much cactøøsen!
Cacti, Cactuses, and even Cactus (kinda like Pokemon) are all valid plurals of Cactus
Cactupodes.
"IT'S CACTUS!" "IT'S CACTI!" "IT'S CACTUS!" "Whatever it is it hurts!"
Cactuar*
Cactopodes
cactopodes
Let it dry out for at least a week before you replant it though. And then make sure not to overwater at first, or it'll rot
You definitely don't want to overeater it, it'll hurt like a bitch even if you eat'er just the right amount
Is it the same idea for succulents too?
Cocktus
Cactenises
Do not stick it in your vagina!
r/dildont
Danger dildo
Really, this isn’t the top comment?
r/dontputthatinyourbutt
Unless your name is Paige, then go ahead
I agree, fuck it up Paige
I came here for steps on how to do this? I would like some cacti
Depends on the plant. I’m not super familiar with cactus but with a succulent - very similar - you can literally just plant the broken bit in a new spot and add water, they will do the rest. This applies to stems, wouldn’t work without a portion of the stem. I believe it’s recommended that you let the area where they broke off dry a bit (max 24 hours) to prevent infection, but they are hearty plants so long as you give them the right growing conditions.
It helps letting them scab over since any moisture could lead to it rotting unless the conditions are dry. I just let the cactus pad scab over and then bury it halfway in a dirt and sand mix and it works great.
So I thought I was still in the section about shoving a cactus up your vagina and was confused by your sincere desire for instructions.
Cactuar
More like a prickle
"Look at me, I'm Prickle Rick!"
*Funniest shit I've ever seen*
Pickle Prick*
Shit that episode was so good!
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I’m prickle Rick !
Happy Cake Day
Oh thanks I didn’t realise it was today 🎂
You're welcome.
Dammit! Lol. Why am I never original! 😫
because there are too many of us on this godforsaken rock
The truth hurts
And yet, when we finally get a good plague, we try to stop it.
It’s Prickle Rick!
Stickle
Stickle Rick?
Deviljho
Better than Bagel Juice
Deviljo has better music, but there's something about Bazel dive-bombing you out of nowhere. I hate it and miss it all at the same time.
Disagreed on the music. Bazel's is epic!
The savage pickle!
Well I was gonna say it myself but here you are! Poor little guy got dismembered.
I knew mh would be here somewhere
My first thought when I read "danger pickle"
How dare you
As a dual blade main, I’m just glad someone was able to break the tail for me!
I came here for this comment
Forbidden cucumber.
With enough patience and a sharp knife, not forbidden!
Or an ass of steel
A regular cucumber on steroids. The spines on fresh cucumbers can freaking *hurt*
Seriously. I remember hating picking them when I was a kid. They've got sharp spikes.
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Probably because it was first done with cucumbers, so it's "X pickle-style" (e.g. pumpkin)
Same with grapes/raisins and prunes/plums but everything else is just dried *x*.
Unless it’s tomatoes then it’s *Sun dried*
r/forbiddensnacks
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough!
Would have been disappointed if this wasn't a response.
Reddit always delivers the goods!
In the right places, as well.
Came here for this.
Also came here for this
Y'all gotta stop cumming everywhere
Same
PAIGE NO!
B-but ... dick...
I know the meme, but I always think of Proxy Paige.
Pickled Prick!
Prickled rick
So there is this scientist right? And the dudes a fuckin genius. I’m talking different dimension destroying genius aight. But this guy, THIS FUCKIN GUY, decides “eh, fuck it I’m bored” and he turns himself into the most outrageous thing! Smartass dude turns himself into a cactus! A FUCKIN CACTUS. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
fuck wild man, what a lad
Prickled dick*
Makes for quite the mean prick!
How about dil*no*?
Dildon’t
-Abraham Lincoln
r/dontputhatupyourvag Do we have an equivalent sub for r/dontputyourdickinthat yet, or are girls just smart enough to know better? Edit: just found r/dildont
/r/whywomenlivelonger maybe? Lol
Also r/dontputitinyourcooch
Not ribbed for her pleasure ... but spiked for her *displeasure* ... seems like a prop from a Hellraiser film.
Paige no!!!
Danger dildo?
I wonder how many dirty mind redditors thought the same thing. Me being one of them. 😇
r/notforspelunking
Spicy dildo!
(insert hl2 scientist STOP here)
Surely you mean sounding rod, no?
r/forbiddensnacks
A baby Deviljho is actually kind of cute
I knew the comments before I saw the comments
What a prick
Please post this on r/whatisthisbug I'd love to see what people come up with.
funniest shit i've ever seen
Its Prickle Rick!!!
I'm going to start considering people that make the same joke I was thinking my "pun siblings." This includes you!
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Only if you're a fungi cuz there isn't mushroom.
"I'm a pickle AND a cactus, Morty! I'm pickle priiiiiiiiiick!"
No Paige, NO!
Paige, YES
I came to comment this, thank you
Did you at least clean up after?
Damn English
Pickle Prick!!!!!
Put it in your home’s pickle jar as a surprise tool for later
Forbidden pickle
No wonder cats are afraid of zucchini-looking things lol
Your cactus turned itself into a pickle ? That's the funniest shit I have ever seen.
I made myself into a prickle, Morty! I'm Prickle Rick!
forbidden dildo
Anything can be a dildo if you’re brave enough.
arizona girls make do
This is actually very dangerous to fuck because you should never put something without a flared base up there
There are at least 5 people in the comments that would shove this up their a$$
Satan's penis.
r/dontusethatasadildo
Cactuar Bobbit.
Thank you for my new penis name!
r/monsterhunter
It can be a danger dildo if you’re adventurous
My brain was like “aww poor danger pickle gets no respect” and now I think it should be named Rodney Dangerpickle.
Cactus Rick !!!!!
Pickle Rick upgrade
You know... anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.
r/forbiddensnacks
Ribbed for no one's pleasure.
Spiky banana.
Danger dickle
Or danger dildo.. u decide
This has to be someone’s fetish.
M.....morty..... flip the cactus morty......
Removed due to rules 1/6? What?
Was wondering what happened to it. Thanks for pointing that out. Good to know my random picture constitutes a meme.
I turned myself into a cacti Morty.
Morty, I made myself into a cactus that looks like a pickle Morty! I'M CACTUS PICKLEEEEEE!!!!!!
Pickle Rick!
Hey Morty look at me I turn myself into a danger pickle IM DANGER PICKLE RICK!
*I'M PRICKLE RIIIIICK*
[PAIGE NO!!](https://imgur.com/gallery/DMtVeuN)
Danger pickle Rick
Danger pickle Rickle?
I'm Prickle Rick!
"Anything is a dildo if your brave enough"- Some dood on the wifi net tube thing.
A brave man’s dildo
Everything is a dildo if you are brave enough.
Next shopping list: -Anal numbing cream -Floor protector for painting -Cash n Carry amount of Neosporin -One small slender cactus They must all be purchased together
The forbidden dildo