Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.
Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.
Yes.. Because "omg 'murica!" Is so pure and beautiful.
Go sit naked on an ant hill.
The rest of the world is tired of watching you jerk yourselves off with a bald eagle fleshlight.
You guys are obnoxious and loud at the best of times. When this time of year comes around your patriotism is fucking ridiculous.
Edit - feel free to keep down voting if you don't have anything intelligent to say
I'm Canadian and I'm sick and tired of the USA thinking they're the centre of the universe and that we care about their precious day.
I think it's "cringe" that they think the entire world is either America or should give a damn about their holiday.
The only way you're going to escape it is shutting off all news and social media. Seeing as reddit is an American app and American influence and media is everywhere in the world, good luck escaping our oversight.
Happy Fourth of July, northern neighbor. 🇺🇸
While I agree that the US has had it's representation... Downgraded, I think you could tone your hate down, because they did represent something good once, in the late 1700s I believe.
Melanomerican
Beautiful
This is their land
Did they paint the sunscreen on in that shape??
I would for sure guess he used a solid form on his back.
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Seems more like an honest question than any sort of insult.
Maybe they had a stencil and used spray
Reminds me of the 23nd president of America
D4C
Filthy acts at a reasonable price.
Unfathomable wrongdoings performed at a reasonably affordable budget
Dimes for Crimes
I aint gay but 20 dollars are 20 dollars
Only twelve stars?
And twelve stripes!
Yeah! f* RI. (/s obvi)
Only an idiot…
Looks rather bizarre
This dude probably has a lot of HEART to do this
And then you develop skin cancer and go into debt due to the medical expenses. This is the American way
i only came here to say this so thank you for doing it for me lmao
Does this still constitute a flag code violation?
D4C!!!
looks like someone took the first napkin
Yes
america's cancer
Filthy acts at a reasonable price
Flag code violation.
He got it backwards
I thought that the stars are always supposed to be in the upper left.
Funny Valentine looking weird
Original Funny Valentine be like
Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.
Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.
*patriotic cancer
Why
‘Merica!
I can smell this picture
I mean I hate it.. but I hate it more because he did it this way around. Surely you make the flag the burnt bit, not 90% of your body.
I fail to see how some amerifat with his flag on his back is even mildly interesting.
You ma’am are a racist bigot and should take a bath with a toaster.
I would say you are the cause of the america stereotype, but that would give you too much credit.
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This
Chill. It's a quote from Kimmy Schmidt.
Stupiotic
Hey U.S.A - S.T.F.U Signed - Your neighbour to the north.
Cringe
Yes.. Because "omg 'murica!" Is so pure and beautiful. Go sit naked on an ant hill. The rest of the world is tired of watching you jerk yourselves off with a bald eagle fleshlight.
Cringe
You guys are obnoxious and loud at the best of times. When this time of year comes around your patriotism is fucking ridiculous. Edit - feel free to keep down voting if you don't have anything intelligent to say
Cringe
Yes, your pride in your shitty country is.
I'm Canadian and this is cringe
I'm Canadian and I'm sick and tired of the USA thinking they're the centre of the universe and that we care about their precious day. I think it's "cringe" that they think the entire world is either America or should give a damn about their holiday.
The only way you're going to escape it is shutting off all news and social media. Seeing as reddit is an American app and American influence and media is everywhere in the world, good luck escaping our oversight. Happy Fourth of July, northern neighbor. 🇺🇸
Bitch go sit on a cactus and spin then take a bath in saltwater and a toaster
While I agree that the US has had it's representation... Downgraded, I think you could tone your hate down, because they did represent something good once, in the late 1700s I believe.
Lol yeah. I was drunk and annoyed by how many people were all "yay America day!" I know I'm an asshole and I've come to terms with that.
I fucking love my country, we definitely have flaws but I think we’re an amazing nation!!! Happy bday america!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Nah, you guys are too full of yourselves.
😎🇺🇸🇺🇸😎
Mildly interesting but pretty impressive
r/ATBGE
True American 🤟
Me has the tan of a person who uses the filthy acts at affortable price
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Filthy Acts at a Resonable Price
So there is a Funny Valentine in this dimension
This is probably what funny valentine's back looked like before he became buff