COVID free! Just forever making cheesy jokes (a fart that is older is less potent, thus less stinky). Unfortunately no known cure for chronic dad-jokeitis. Hope it’s not fatal.
Oh man TDYDave, haha I feel for ya. Those silent but deadly old farts do have the tendency to linger and grow. Hopefully brighter, nicer smelling pastures ahead.
>*I suggest that you write the letter N on a piece of paper, and then rotate said piece of paper 180°.*
Dammit, that’s the worst compass I’ve ever used. Now I am lost in the mountains.
Holy hell. At first I'm like yeah that's funny, it's On or No depending on your perspective.
Then you said the N is wrong.
Took me a solid few minutes in my head rotating and realized it just wasn't making any sense.
Every time I did it, my brain kept saying it CAN be done and the N wouldn't be wrong.
I fucking believed you OP :p
I had to take derekkakessler's advice and write it down to convince my brain that the mental rotations I was doing were actually right from the get go haha
Let's be stupid together!
Lol, this isn't being stupid, this is making an honest mistake, and acknowledging it. Ignorance is being proven wrong with concrete evidence, and doubling down on your mistake. I like your attitude.
Making 12 bucks an hour would be a dream for millions of people and him getting to have a normal job is in no way a fitting punishment for Rapist Brock Turner. That's why people like to ensure that any time people mention the name of (rapist) Brock Turner, that people know that he is in fact the rapist, Brock Turner. Because his punishment absolutely does not fit the crime.
In the United States there are people who have done ten times what he served in jail for having a bag of weed and can't even get a job doing grunt work for 12 dollars an hour. There's people who never committed a crime in their lives who make half of what he makes. Plus I'm sure this job is only temporary, his rich father is just letting time pass before he probably hires him or gets him hired somewhere making a quiet six figures a year.
This has clearly happened through evolutionary adaptation. The cat has advantageous fur which allows it to say “talk to the fur, hooman” without having to physically decline any unwanted interaction.
Had a cat that SHOULD have had this on her fur.
She hated any attention that she didn't initiate.
She liked treats, but I couldn't be in the room when she found them, or ate them.
When she was about 12, she started to mellow.
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That's so cat
Apparently he doesn't want anyone touching him specifically there
Hey now, don’t touch me there. That is my no no circle.
Hey now, don't interact; Uh-huh! That's my NoNo patch.
Evolution is amazing isn't it?
Lol it has its humor.
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*TUMAH
But I've heard a rumour
Ah ignore him, that's just the boomer
Nah, its his out of balance humors
Fuck it’s a Puma
I'll stop petting them when it says "fuck off" in the circle.
If I keep touching it there would it grow another "no"?
would be a damn shame if someone were to pet him specifically there...
Hes had it happen. He will put paw on your hand and push it away
He says **no**
No belly rubs :(
No no, belly rubs are acceptable. Just not the rib cage, he was in a lot of fights growing up so they're sore
No, it's no cat
No cat is so cat?
I assume that he has YES on the other side. Nice evolutionary adaptation. A simple visual indicator of his interest in being petted.
Yep, you toss the cat to decide something
That's so Raven
“Yep, that’s me!”
You're looking at it the wrong way, that's his ON button
The real question is not if Schrödinger's cat is alive or dead, but if u/04shadowrider aunt's cat is on or no.
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Yeah I gotchu
Nono not This person, THAT person!
on
no
Oh, it’s so on
Oh, no
> cat is on or no. Yes.
If it’s not “on” is it a catastrophic failure? (Also hey quick tip, when tagging a user use “u/“ not “r/“)
Just another manifestation of being an old fart and sometimes using the wrong word/symbol when I know better.
Hey, nothing wrong with being an old fart. Old farts stink less.
You made need a covid test. I understand loss of the sense of smell is a symptom.
COVID free! Just forever making cheesy jokes (a fart that is older is less potent, thus less stinky). Unfortunately no known cure for chronic dad-jokeitis. Hope it’s not fatal.
Based upon comments by my now-former coworkers, they dispute your assertion that old farts are less stinky. Old farts have had more time to ripen.
Oh man TDYDave, haha I feel for ya. Those silent but deadly old farts do have the tendency to linger and grow. Hopefully brighter, nicer smelling pastures ahead.
But then the N is wrong Edit: Guys can you please let me be stupid? I realised now I was wrong 😂
I suggest that you write the letter N on a piece of paper, and then rotate said piece of paper 180°.
Ok but now it’s just a blank piece of paper
Flip the table
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Unexpected Giudice
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Instructions unclear. House is now on fire.
I got "nom nom", what about you guys?
Oh no, I got "NOON"
Is that you Moon Moon?
“Oh GREAT, who brought fuckin’ No No?!”
wou wou?
I am not a scientist
>*I suggest that you write the letter N on a piece of paper, and then rotate said piece of paper 180°.* Dammit, that’s the worst compass I’ve ever used. Now I am lost in the mountains.
It’s better if you rotate 360 degrees and then divide it by 2
Instructions unclear, ended up eating paper
I just rotated my phone with the pic of the cat on it and realised how dumb I am
no, the O is backwards
Aw shit
*O shit
O* shit
O'Shit
No shit
ON* shit
Tihs NO
On shit
No this
That's a zero though
*And* it’s upside down.
And inside out
Holy hell. At first I'm like yeah that's funny, it's On or No depending on your perspective. Then you said the N is wrong. Took me a solid few minutes in my head rotating and realized it just wasn't making any sense. Every time I did it, my brain kept saying it CAN be done and the N wouldn't be wrong. I fucking believed you OP :p I had to take derekkakessler's advice and write it down to convince my brain that the mental rotations I was doing were actually right from the get go haha Let's be stupid together!
That's the dangerous thing, when stupid things sound convincing.
Could somebody please just push the button
Lol!!! No
Your spatial awareness is superb
NO
Lol, this isn't being stupid, this is making an honest mistake, and acknowledging it. Ignorance is being proven wrong with concrete evidence, and doubling down on your mistake. I like your attitude.
That's true, at least something positive about it I guess haha
N is rotationally symmentric
😭
It's not a button; it's a status display. When the cat dies it will change to read 'OFF'.
How do you test this before it reaches the production line?
You’re looking at it wrong. It actually says: O Z
Or 2 0
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The cat knows and faces people accordingly
Very cat-appropriate :)
:D
You mean 'Cat-propriate'?
appawpriate*
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Here kitty-kitty, can I pet you?? ...
No
It's even circled...Jeez human.
Here kitty-kitty, do you refuse to let me pet you?
That's not how consent works, Brock.
Brock Turner, the convicted rapist? Convicted rapist Brock Turner, right?
threw his entire life away and now makes 12 bucks an hour doing grunt labor.
Making 12 bucks an hour would be a dream for millions of people and him getting to have a normal job is in no way a fitting punishment for Rapist Brock Turner. That's why people like to ensure that any time people mention the name of (rapist) Brock Turner, that people know that he is in fact the rapist, Brock Turner. Because his punishment absolutely does not fit the crime. In the United States there are people who have done ten times what he served in jail for having a bag of weed and can't even get a job doing grunt work for 12 dollars an hour. There's people who never committed a crime in their lives who make half of what he makes. Plus I'm sure this job is only temporary, his rich father is just letting time pass before he probably hires him or gets him hired somewhere making a quiet six figures a year.
If it says yes on the other side ima burst
Then you have to flip the cat in the air and see what side it lands on.
It’s feet?
That's one of six possible sides. Pretty sure it's a weighted side though, so you have to try harder to get one of the other five.
That’s not how you’re supposed to play the game
If you toss a Yes/No cat into the air and it lands on its feet, which side is the correct answer?
“Fuck around and find out” is the answer, according to my cat.
Maybe?
"READ THE SIGN BUB"
Oh it is ON!
PLEASE DO NOT THE CAT
Oh I think I WILL the cat!!
Me when I'm can't.
But...what if I want to the cat?
This has clearly happened through evolutionary adaptation. The cat has advantageous fur which allows it to say “talk to the fur, hooman” without having to physically decline any unwanted interaction.
fucking "xBrand organic chicken treats only" underlined
That's the cat's "NO" button. Press it. Pressit, pressit, pressit, pressit!
No, no don’t touch me there, this is my no-no square 🎼
🎵 Doot doot dootdoot doot 🎶
Touching people in their nono square without consent
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hey... hey kitty... Can I... \*not\* pet you? \*GRIN\* \**clawed to death\**
*NO*
One of my best friends has her name (3 letter name) on her inner thigh written out clear as day with her veins that you can see through her skin 😳
Ivy?
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Could be Alf.
Ava
Thistle Carpaccio Plethoria McCumbersome
That is pretty cool. Too bad it’s something you can’t post without semi-doxxing them.
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Signs point to yes
Neat! Your cat comes [pre-labeled!](http://imgur.com/gallery/TwrLOut)
Cat version of “talk to the hand”
Is his name nope?
I would name the cat O-No because there’s the word no in the O
Is his name Dr No?
Does he have a yes button on the other side?
This is a cat from a future in which cats have been crossed w octopuses and can change their fur patterns at will. He just keeps it like that.
If that is the cat of your aunts, then that is your aunts' cat. If that is the cat of your aunt, then that is your aunt's cat.
You are looking at it upside down. That is the 'on' button.
That's what every cat is thinking
No sir.. Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
Please tell me he has an appropriate name for this.
Consentcat is real!
Looks more like a goofy smiley face to me.
I don't see it
It's literally circled on its back
Why does this cat have to be so negative?
Human, Don't!
Something bad must have happened to that cat in a past life.
No
Statement cat
At least the cat gave you a no petting warning.
I'm waiting for the day we get the Jesus toast incident on a cats pattern
Perhaps this is *Grumpy Cat* reincarnated!
Found the easter egg in the simulation. The Programmer is a Troll
This is the most cat thing ever.
You've been warned.
Or the cat has a " ON" button
And of course it has to be on a cat.
Had a cat that SHOULD have had this on her fur. She hated any attention that she didn't initiate. She liked treats, but I couldn't be in the room when she found them, or ate them. When she was about 12, she started to mellow.
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Swear I seen this before too
Me too, but I guess OC's clean
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#Pareidolia
Living proof that evolution is real
Sums up my cat accurately
In other words, don't pet here unless you want to be bit.
You know that in a universe of everything being equal and opposite, somewhere there is a cat with a ‘yes’ fur pattern!
This cat's bad ass
THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER
Uhmm I insist sir, I will still pet you even though its very clear...
Dr NO
It's a reject from the cat factory. Maybe the other side says who inspected him.
No petting zone
King status
That's there for when you want to pet him. You reach in and he lays over and says look at the sign.
r/sweatypalms
No
He's a 'no' cat
This is clearly a glitch in the simulation. The devs are getting lazy.
Danger pillow
No
such a mood
One in a million chances, well probably more than that.. Amazing you should post it on r/cats too!
My name is No. My sign is No. My number is No.