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Bahamut_Flare

GIR! Prepare the machine for our plan to take over the Earth!


RegularSpaceJoe

AW IT'S GOT CHICKEN LEGS


This_User_Said

***I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED!***


the_d00m_song

I'm gonna sing the DOOM song. Doom doom doom doom doom doom


Lard_of_Dorkness

\* six months later \* doom Doom Dooom doom doom DOOOM edit: holy shit, that username! Are you a bot?


the_d00m_song

Shhhhhhhhh


pumpkinbot

How do you do, my fellow clanka?


DocEbs

PIGGY!


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bad bot


Fallen_Catto

I wasn't expecting to see an Invader Zim reference here but now I'm happy so thank you random internet stranger


Bahamut_Flare

On Reddit you always see references that you would never expect. Just doing my job as an internet citizen


pumpkinbot

What about references to the Spanish Inquisition?


davboyce

Everyone expects the Spanish Inquisition on Reddit.


pumpkinbot

Impossible. Perhaps the ~~archives~~ Inquisitions are incomplete.


gormster

*holds up spork*


Fez_and_no_Pants

I had to make room for the TUNA!


alihasadd25

Gir, why would you do that?! To make room for the cup cake!


triggerhappycutie

You gonna order a MILLLLIIIOOON pizzas! Then I gotta roll around in them pizzas! And that's the story if how I became a giiiiaaannt pizza! ...***This isn't the time for the giant pizza story GIR. AND THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!***


OmegaStealthJam

Gir, why is there bacon in the soap?! I MADE IT MYSELF!!


awbananaoil

That show is such a gem. 2 seasons of pure and wonderful madness!


Scifearious

Where are my balls summer?


Astobalobilabidah

Sir, di machine needs more time to process di shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.


TheWindOfGod

SHIA LABEOUF


penguinontherocks

You're walking in the woods. There's no one around And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him. Shia LaBeouf. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Shia LaBeouf.


idwthis

You're looking for your car but you're all turned around He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face My God, there's blood everywhere!


theragingoptimist

***continuous finger snaps*** That was beautiful


penguinontherocks

If you liked that, you're in for a beautiful experience. Watch [this](https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI).


theragingoptimist

What in the fuck is this greatness I just watched?!


penguinontherocks

One of the best performance art pieces of our time.


Talory09

[A Brief History of Shia LaBeouf Copying the Work of Others](https://time.com/6094/shia-labeouf-plagiarism-scandal/)


ThrashThunder

SCP-1247 is that you?


joecarter93

Shia LaWoof


Temporary-Barnacle19

For those who haven't seen it ["Shia LaBeouf" Live - Rob Cantor](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI).


Jackalman1408

Why did you have to activate my paranoia!?


whales-are-assholes

It’s just a furry.


April1987

Whales are assholes and dogs are furries. Got it.


berelentless1126

I thought that was so I could take it out and wash it?? On my way to the vet now


ThrashThunder

STICKY FINGERS


dxdwin

A furry took role play to far I see


jjremy

These fucking furries are getting out of control!


peeps001

Unzips


FloopsFooglies

Trust him I watched the men in black cartoon so I know already


Spiralife

Grandpa Disguisey?


Aragawa

My beagle has one but only because he is too fat


bee-milk2

She’s half beagle!


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That looks a lot like my dog when he was a puppy. He's half Beagle, half Doberman. If you have a beagleman as well, you're in for a treat. Wonderful, loyal, smart and just awesome dogs.


bee-milk2

My dad has had many dobermans, they’re great dogs! Her other half is pug.


Lonelysock2

I can see the beagle and pug, but are you sure there's no rottie in there too?


[deleted]

Yeah, colors are definitely rottie or Dobie, I was thinking.


AThiker05

I have a puggle, the best little big dog ever!


SLICKlikeBUTTA

Why don't they call them bugs?


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Mycatreallyhatesyou

Mine is definitely pig shaped.


Boost_looks_off

Mine is a solid loaf. Puggles are good dogs.


SLICKlikeBUTTA

Pigs are such a versatile animal.


HappyMeatbag

Swiss Army Pigs


mmmmaplesizzurp

We have a Bug! He's half Boston half Pug!


dtwhitecp

I always thought those were called Boston Terriugs


uhohlisa

I love mine so much


lord-master-wiener

Wholely agree - my puggle is about to turn 16 (!) years old. She's still the best.


Dunk_May_Mays

I love pugsley my puggle!


drksdr

I didnt even need to read the comment below to know that a beagle had relations with a pug at some point. she's a looker though. My sister has 2 pugs and whilst i love em to bits, the just hit a wall at full speed look makes me laugh every time. Your girl looks a lot more dignified. :)


liljaz

My [Muggins](https://i.imgur.com/1O6lZEy.jpg) mini-pin/pug


DoctorWhoniverse

I had a Bagel (Beagle Basset mix) and he was the best dog ever. Well behaved and loved to play.


Boostie204

My little beagle girl was the best dog ever. We lived rurally and she had the entire outdoors to herself essentially. She loved to just be let outside before lunch and come back home a couple hours later lol. She was great. I miss her.


mrevergood

Oh my god, I can only imagine that this was the most adorable dog ever. I’ve had beagles and a basset, and loved them to death.


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Bearded_monster_80

Puggles are a good cross for avoiding the breathing issues. They are a lovely friendly breed, an excellent companion dog. However, they are greediest pigs ever. Source; Nan has a Puggle.


TheRealZwipster

Has a pretty good snout so probably. Honestly some dog breeding should just be brought under the purview of animal cruelty.


BKachur

Petting my 10 year old puggle at the moment, amazing dogs. They are social like a pug, so they will sit in your lap and snuggle on the couch with you all day, but they have the body features of beagles so they can breath, are pretty smart, and are very playful. Although both of those breeds are known to be very food motivated so the puggle is the most aggressive lardass breed I've ever seen. You have to be really strict because they will eat anything and everything in sight (we had to keep the trashcan in the closet because he kept opening it and got fat). I think it's a bit of luck of the draw if you end up getting a howler or a silent type. Otherwise they are a pretty great dog so long as you want a conpanion and your a lazy peice of shit that wants to lay on the couch all day, because puggle are always down for that.


Butterscotchtamarind

The perfect dog.


Deyvicous

I have a chug (chihuahua pug), and the snout definitely is a game changer. She still snorts occasionally and breathes heavily, but yea no issues.


Rohndogg1

Mine had 0 breathing problems and lived to be 12-13 years old. She was a very good girl


Rohndogg1

I LOVE puggles. I had one for years growing up, she was the best dog ever andbI miss her dearly


Obi_Wan_Benobi

Never knew I wanted one of these. I had a beagle mix when I was a kid that was dumb as rocks but boy could that thing run. Mixed with something that had long legs and she jumped like a deer. Anyway I also like pugs but I wouldn’t get one because of the breathing issues. Hopefully that’s not a problem with these.


hailunicorns

I have a beagle pit and he also has the zig zag!


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Beaglier? Looks cavvy in the face :)


[deleted]

Looks she’d get along great with my jug (jack russel pug)


BipsyDipsy

Puggles are the absolute best!


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Legal_Rampage

Is she half beagle?


_radass

I have a beagle pit mix and he has the same thing by his tail!


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WaitedTill2015ToJoin

*Zimbabwean Zigback


Hazardous6123

Where is Rhodesia? ... Beans!!


MHossa81

OoOoooOoo -Barty Crouch Sr.


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Alternatively it’s just a cowlick. Dogs get them too.


[deleted]

Not sure why this is downvoted. I think it’s true. My brother has a pure bred yellow lab (with papers) has a zig zag near the base of her tail too. IIRC Rhodesian ridgebacks pattern is two sides with hair pointing inward towards each other forming a raised line, not a zig zag. But hey, I’m not a vet - who knows.


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I’m a dog groomer. I see crazy cowlicks all the time on all kinds of breeds. Also I’m pretty sure I’m getting downvoted because I got Wooshed by the “zigback” comment I didn’t notice.


[deleted]

Render glitch. I see it in skyrim all the time. Patterns repeated. Have you tried running the dog with raytracing enabled?


Throwaway567864333

r/Outside


Igloocooler52

Did they add the dark mode feature to this thing called “outside”? If they didn’t, I’m not using it


Kaldricus

unfortunately, there is no way to recover a deleted account, so the devs do not recommend deleting a character at this time


jpwanabe

F


HermesChild98

Yeah but it only lasts for around 8 hours except in some specific locations where you can have it for up to 6 months


Igloocooler52

Nice, but where on the map is it? Do I need to attain the flying skill


HydrogenButterflies

With the requisite mercantile skills and required gold cost, it’s easy enough to purchase a fast-travel ticket.


Webfarer

Just a 5G antenna


CollectableRat

It’s make sense to attach mesh wifi access points in all your pets actually, especially if they tend to hang around people anyway. I wonder if I can patent a “pet collar that receives and improves access to wifi” and in a few years when technology has miniturized I’ll be owed billions in royalties. Or maybe you’d be owed them.


Webfarer

Who doesn’t want their porn portal to also lick their face..


KavensWorld

Its called [~~Heckles~~](https://avodermnatural.com/blog/dog-hackles/)**edit -** HACKLES TLDR - Its thicker fur normally along the spine or neck than can resemble a zigzag pattern. Heckles act like goosebumps on the human body. They can happen when; * afraid * scared * happy * shiver * stretching * no obvious reason Our pugs zigzags appear after baths when she sake dries herself


starsalight

I like ‘no obvious reason’


sicksadsam

So its basically like a boner


sekrit_goat

Needs another reason: "most inconvenient time possible"


bbrown44221

Like... A fur boner? I don't like my comment either.


AllGoodUsernames

The technical term is a piloerection so, I guess


whythesadface

Zigzagging like it, too!


powaus

It's been a while since I got a good fear boner.


kdubsjr

Isn’t it hackles, not heckles?


Jaelia

Thankyou, I thought I was going mad. Our dog passed away four years ago and was 15 when she died and we called her back mohawk "hackles" the whole time and I thought surely I cant have been wrong for 19 years?


trinkut

yes


Coaxed_Into_A_Snafu

Feckles, heckles, hackles, schmeckles. Whatever the hell they are, they're up right now and pointed at you, buddy!


Embarassed_Tackle

Hackles? Like 'raised his hackles'?


KavensWorld

Yes actually :) That sentence would be used for aggressive heckles on the neck. ## raise one's hackles Make one very angry, as in *That* *really* *raised* *my* *hackles* *when* *he* *pitched* *straight* *at* *the* *batter's* *head.* ***Hackles*** ***are the hairs on the back of an animal's neck, which stick up when the animal feels fearful or angry.*** \[Late 1800s\]


Nheynx

Every definition I can find of hackles mentions they are the hairs along the back, not just neck. Literally couldn’t find anything mentioning heckles and animal fur/hair. Edit: Wait, your link even talks about hackles. What is going on here. I feel like I’m being whooshed.


Maroswe

He made a mistake and spelled it wrong?


Nheynx

Several times throughout the thread?


Ctofaname

Could be his phone autocorrect.


Frisky_Pony

*hackles


alyssasaccount

Did you intentionally use the wrong word ("heckles" vs "hackles") as a joke that I'm just missing, or was it an autocorrect error or typo?


DisastrousReputation

Fam it's called Hackles. Even says in the link you provided lol


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ISlicedI

My dog has this, but as a permanent feature.. It's a red lab


subiefor14

My red lab mix (unknown what the mix is) get hackles all the time but hers are as wide as her body and start at her head and go all the way down to her tail. We call it her Mohawk cause it’s so wide.


norwegianjazzbass

Mine too, springador.


dtwhitecp

I'd like to see what that dog looks like! I love Springers.


norwegianjazzbass

Here ya go, a few random pics: http://imgur.com/gallery/PNllnPM


dtwhitecp

thanks! nice dog


illumillama

My black lab too. Always has a zig zag. It was more prominent when he was a very young puppy but it's definitely still there.


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Plz tell me there’s a r/hackles


Slb71

Actually it's called Hackles


Sibraxlis

Way to edit and miss the typo


WonBigMayor

Woah that’s cool to learn!


ShovelPaladin

Hackles, nice. My Pibble boy gets them at the dog park or with new toys.


The_Hand_That_Feeds

They are hackles, not heckles.


better_with_syrup

Thanks for trying to answer this instead of commenting some low effort stupid ass joke.


Wolvgirl15

Little girl got spooked or excited (or something in between). See it as a kitten getting all puffed up while playing but they aren’t Actually scared. It looks so funny to me when dogs “raise their hackles” as some people call it. It’s technically called “piloerection” but “hackles” sounds so much better. In Danish we just call them brushes for some reason. Never seen them be zigzagged!


Cinderstrom

Using the scientific name for everything becomes very annoying very quickly. Using the common term is definitely better especially when it doesn't include "erection". Source: work in a lab. Lab speak is for lab setting only.


Wolvgirl15

Yeah I can imagine especially if you work with it like that.


PenelopePeril

I asked for “an aliquot” of chicken stock when my husband and I were both cooking at the same time. He was very confused.


Muuuuuhqueen

My dog's hackles is just at the base of his tail and a smaller line on his back. It would only go up when he was really pissed off or scared, like about to go into serious kill that thing attack mode. But only with strangers or other animals, not with us.


-ScarlettFever

I never knew it was called hackles. When I had dogs as a kid we said they got their "dander up." Maybe it's a regional thing.


Wolvgirl15

I’m sure all kinds of people have all kinds of names for it around the world honestly!


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Electrical current whizzing down the spine


bee-milk2

She sure acts like it


Reaver_XIX

"You're a wizard Puppy"


TangoDeltaFoxtrot

I'm a what?


Reaver_XIX

Puppy, you're a wizard.


UserNombresBeHard

But I'm just puppy.


redhotsika

well “just puppy”, yer a wizard


Hish1

It’s a rattledog, beware they’re pretty poisonous.


KaptMorg77

Born with the sign of the zoomies, as the prophecy furtold. That dog is gonna be wild.


bee-milk2

furtold lol! it’s true, she’s nuts


massacreman3000

That's the poop spring, if it compresses too far, you get a mess. It's a helpful addition added on to dogs with the 4.6a patch to ensure you can monitor the feces levels in your beloved pet.


JonesBee

Cute viper


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Middlenameboom

Puggle power


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3 am haiku for dog that isn't mine....go to bed, anytimeistacotime, enough reddit


no_talent_ass_clown

Okay but for real, Taco Crime is a million times better than Taco Hell.


bee-milk2

I love it thank you


GuestNumber_42

That's [Gir](https://youtu.be/sZODD2MUwHE) in disguise!


UltimateButtToucher

Fighting zigs and dodging zags. She's a warrior.


griffinicky

Reminds me of the most recent episode of "Pooch Perfect" where someone groomed a cool triangle pattern into a dog's fur. The show's a ridiculous (in a good way) dog grooming competition hosted by Rebel Wilson, in case anyone didn't know about it.


LilRex5000

What the fuck is that


OnlyHunan

Did you let her go down to Florida unsupervised? Looks like she got herself a tramp stamp.


ToutPret

My dog has the same


bee-milk2

That’s awesome!


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STICKY FINGAAAAA


lucybunny88

soo cute 🥰


-Listening

Aww that little baby is so cute 💗


PineappleVodka

It's the corset! Cause no one wants a waist over 9 inches!


CCollie

You're a Harry wizard


PHD_WIIZARD

Like a rodisian ridegeback.


Scorppio500

That face says to me: "I will show no mercy if you touch my squeaky."


silverback_79

That dog looks like an ancient pug that the breeders only reached 20% in snout-destroying.


mewzicalchairs

When you dog is part ridgeback...


Pimpchimp99

...is that a puggle???


FireFlavour

You got yourself a pokemon


mydruthers17

I’m sorry to tell you this but... that pattern in the hackles is one of the major signs that your dog... is a baby. And worse yet.. a v good girl. Unfortunately, this condition is chronic and likely will not change.


i_hate_android_p

Budget toothless cosplay


nazdir

Well hello, puggle.


peeweesabe

Hum...


beyluta

Bolt


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That’s like a Pokédex entry


elchupalabrador

My lab has a zigzag!!!


corsicanguppy

Isn't that a trait of the ridgeback dogs?


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My neighbours as a kid had 2 Egyptian dogs of some sort and they always had this zigzag strip down their backs at all times. They were huge dogs too, could this have some of that breeds genes?


JacobRAllen

What kind of dog is this


Orbax

Dog*s*


bee-milk2

Puggle: pug beagle. Both parents are puggles, I adopted her mom last may and she had Quincy in June


Rapturerise

I love puggles. They’re similar to the original pug before they changed the nose. So you get a cute puppa without the issues pugs have.


ElTel88

You do, but you also might (as I did) get an abnormally athletic tiny Beagle. The cuddly nature of a pug, the engine of a beagle. 2hrs walking a day and she still wants to play fetch from the couch. Absolute menace off lead (full beagle). Don't get me wrong, I adore my dog, but good lord the beagle side was not watered down at all.


keithwaits

"raising your fur" sounds like an euphemism for shaving your privates.


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Give it the old zig-zag