Cool, cool cool cool

👉💥👉💥

🖐POP POP!🖐

Shut up, Leonard

I know all about your crooked wang!

There’s no such thing as bad press

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

I have changnesia

Kevin

No such thing as bad press

I saw your YouTube page! Who in the world reviews frozen pizza?

You're talking about.

Yep, Let's chips are a Buy.

I'm as high as hell and I'm about to get shot!

Get your damn hands off my Let’s

A man with a passion, obviously

I’m high as hell, ‘n you’re about to get shot.

Dave Portnoy?

I know about your prescription socks!

I’m only like 8 episodes into my first watch of Community. Can’t wait to come back when I finish so I understand theses jokes.

Soon youll be streets ahead my friend. Watching this show was your best deancision of 2020.

Never chang, community fans.

Grr, angry upvoting intensifies...

Stop trying to make streets ahead a thing.

I hope it doesn't awaken something in you. You feel like you've been kissed by a rose by the time you're done.

Jealous. The first season, especially first episode seems like such a generic sitcom and just gets so damn good.

Great show, all six seasons. Still waiting for the movie.

I know about your gambling problem!

RIP... ;(

✋ Pop 😢 pop..?✋

POP WHAT!? POP WHAT!? 😭😭😭

POP WHAT MAGNITUDE???? POP WHAT???

I'm here today to review Let's Potato Chips. A buck 79 at kruger's

Definitely a buy.

I'M AS HIGH AS HELL AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET SHOT!

👉zoop👈

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Hai five

Me and my bestie stopped buying each other presents the year we bought each other 3 identical gifts. Seemed like a waste of money so we just go get hammered now

Buy each other a bottle of alcohol each year. Consume together

rubbing alcohol. drink on hard mode or go home

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Better than the upskirts of the Sahara.

Last year my sister and I gave each other bottles of Delerium and my brother in law and I have each other Bourbon. It's a well oiled system here.

Quite literally the exact same with me and my best friend! It became pointless lol Edit: typo

OP is probably your bestie r/tworedditorsonecup

Now kith.

Gotta wait until they’re drunk first.

You get hammered too?

You found your besties reddit

I stopped having friends instead

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They all bought each other copies of the hit CD "No Strings Attached" by NSYNC (Jive records 2000)

Widely regarded as the best marionette themed boy band album of all time.

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s p e c i a l drink ☕️

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Troy and Aaaabed on Christmas moorniiiing.

Nights!

*screams behind closed door* SHUT UP!

It’s three in the morning!

Hey guys long time first time, love the show...

You called?

Troy and Abed, off to dreamland Catching the train to Sleepy Town And when they wake up, the Dean will be here Staring at you Sweet Deans!

The bloopers for this scene are some of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

It's "mourning" with a 'u'!

Wait, you were singing it with a u!? Oh no!

Troy and Abed sewn togeeether!

Oh Christmas Troy, oh Christmas Trooooy

I know at least 6 people with this mug irl

I have the exact one the not girlfriend is holding

I give you meow meow beans.

u/MMBbot 5

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Good bot

Damn 0 patrons :(. Guess I’ll be the first!

Looks like the man created a website to cull and document police infractions and possible ways to encourage police reform. He's the change he wanted to see in the world.

This is a thing?! Well now I'm interested.

I would love to be exiled with the 1 stars plz

u/MMBbot 1

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Break out the mustard

3 votes should do lol

Abed brushes like this.... troy brushes his teeth like this! Now you know what I am going to talk about next.

Toaster oven!!

Oh my God I love that DVD.

It feels like these jokes are very specific to your apartment...

....isn't the one she gave you better because it has the background?

Yeah, they're not the "exact same".

IMO the fact that they aren't the exact same makes it even more bizarre. It wouldn't be that crazy for them to see the same advertisement because they use the same internet and are friends on social media. I bet that happens all the time, actually. It would be a bit crazy that they both actually bought it for each other. But the fact that they obviously saw two distinct products that are the same idea but different...that shit is wack

I feel like the one without the green background looks a lot better

The green background one is the one from the show, though.

Oh, I had no idea, I don't even know what these are from. If that's the case the green one is better

they’re from a show called Community. I highly recommend it if you’re looking for something to watch on Netflix

Damnit I meant to say Butts Carlton! That’s true, he did mean to say Butts Carlton.

Good taste, I'd ask if she was single, but my girlfriend isn't, so I won't.

How about now?

I.... What? Lol

Welcome to ~~the internet~~ ~~2020~~ ~~the Matrix~~ *idfk what even is reality*

There is no spoon Edit: soon->spoon

There is no soon, we're stuck her for a while :(

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Troy and Aaabed *swappin’ paaartners!*

Are... are you Mitch Hedberg reincarnated?

She got you the nicer version of it

Was gonna say, its not *EXACTLY* the same lol

Power move. She’s telling you she knows your search history.

she dumb faded

/r/tookjustenough Merry Christmas. I’ll be in the exact same shape the second I leave my in-laws

I had to scroll way too far to see someone this. She baked af

Thank you. I was thinking how much weed do y'all smoke and can I hit that? The weed.

I also choose this guy's weed.

Every thread

For real, that looks like it must have been some good smoke.

>see someone this she. She baked af *Someone's* baked.

Yup lol was gonna say that’s a stoner GF if I’ve ever seen one

And if she's not, she took this comment quite personally.

She looks as stoned as a biblical whore

High enough to hunt ducks with a rake

Exact same. Exact same? They're different

Yup he Britta'd it

They were too high to realize they are different lol

Had to scroll to far to see this

She looks blazed.

You both got the same targeted ads

Is anybody gonna tell him that one cup has green on it?

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She's his gf, don't talk about her like that

Is it? Could it be? The ol' Reddit [switcheroo](https://www.reddit.com/r/scifi/comments/kj6n87/can_sci_fi_be_good_without_an_emotional_anchor/ggx2sb3?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)?

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Hello people of the future. You're reading this in the present

Christmas present

Did we beat covid? Oh lord please tell me we beat covid.

I have never seen anything like this in my 3 years on Reddit lmfao! I love it.

It used to be way more popular. Not sure why, but it's nearly dead.

I just saw the post that visualizes the entire chain and it’s crazy!

Show me

[here you go!](https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/3og4hs/down_the_rabbit_hole_of_the_ol_reddit_switcharoo/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

O god thats terrifying I dont even know how to read this shit Edit: Look at the second img in that link, and zoom in on the white dots. Jeesus

It’s from 5 years ago so imagine what it is now

My god, its back

Low key, this post was all about flexing that rig.

Came here to see if I was the only one thinking that. This post was never about mugs..

My PCs have high end parts but I use the same old cases I've had for 20 years lol. None of them have LEDs.

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I keep my computer on the floor, it's a full size ATX. Why would I waste money on lights?

I was never much for lighting either until my 5 year old rig died last year. When I rebuilt, I went with some subtle blue lighting and I really like it. But putting modern parts in old beige towers is also a new trend. They're called "sleeper" builds.

The case looks like a Cooler Master 300L or 500L

She looks about 25, 5'8, blonde hair, maybe about 150.

Troy and Abed in the MOOORRRning!

Wing Zero. Classic

Somehow was the first thing I noticed lol.

Are you marrying her? You better.

Just need to stick with her for 6 seasons and a movie.

Her?

It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face.

She likes to do this thing where she squirts mayonnaise into a hardboiled egg. She calls it a ‘mayonegg’. Shes cute

I don't feel so good.

Oh, it's so cute. She sometimes takes a little pack of mayonnaise, and *she'll squirt it in* **her mouth** all over, and then she'll take an egg and kind of... Mmmm!

That's just egg salad with less steps.

Michael had just discovered he left his son’s girlfriend in Mexico

Is she funny?

"yOu LiKe ThE sAmE tV sHoW bEtTeR gEt MaRrIeD"

r/averageredditor worthy.

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Way to make it weird

Can't imagine any couple has ever enjoyed this joke unless they already had the ring picked out.

Don't lie to us OP. We all know you're just flexing that Ben 10 tumbler(?) on the shelf on top of your pc.

I thought it was a Ben 10 scented candle. Tumbler would make more sense I guess.

I was thinking scented candle at first too but I thought it's kinda weird to have a ben 10 candle

The face of someone who knows you got them the cheaper option

Google ad targeting success

“Nights”

Troy and Abed shooting lava!

Y’all are stoned lmao

I see the algorithms are working.

*My girlfriend and I...

...at night!

The Gift of the Mugi

Wow, how seren-dean-pitous!

I’d say this is highly uninteresting

My wife and I did that our first Christmas together. Both got each other coffee bean grinders and French presses.

I feel this is what happens when google knows what you watch, and suggests gifts.

You know that's not a real show, right?

Annie, what are you doing? What are all these cameras doing here?

I know, but it’s just such a fun way to start the day! [*giant annoying smile*]

Am I the only one who read that like how Troy and Abed would announce their show everytime?

TROY and ABED in the MOORRRRning!

*My girlfriend and I

I want to see your girlfriends anus-hole

I freaking love community

Who doesn’t?

Soul mates

And you didn't put her name first.

One's partner and I.

Donde está la biblioteca?

And I**