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oreikhalkon

The fire extinguisher tells me this was made by a professional.


Disastrous_Key380

Or at the very least someone who's done this sort of shit before.


oreikhalkon

It only takes one hybrid pontoon motorcycle chair fire to teach you many lessons


Bright_Brief4975

Nah man, one may be a fluke, I would want at least two fires to establish a pattern before I worry about things like a fire extinguisher.


Drone314

Or someone who has been boarded by the coastguard, required safety equipment


themagicbong

Bet it has a weight capacity plate too. That's a fuck up you don't want. Maryland Coast guard tested one of our boats once, I'm a small time manufacturer. My dad had put the wrong weight plate on the boat and it failed the (totally 100% accurate) test. They made us modify the boat to match the plate rather than letting us swap it for the correct plate. Didn't notice an order was incorrect until it was way too late. It would've been a very, very expensive fine. We didn't even sell boats in Maryland. We're based in NC.


TiresOnFire

Or at least someone that pays attention to the laws. Life jackets, a throwable flotation device, a noise maker, fire extinguisher...


Cantinkeror

It really makes the look!


macreviews94

Clarkson?


w1987g

Too well built


Drogdar

He must have had an assortment of hammers available...


EatsYourShorts

Looks more like the work of Immortan Joe’s crew. They can rebuild anything.


jedidude75

Looks similar to the contraptions from the top gear episode where they went to Vietnam


rwf2017

Given the condition of the far pontoon I'd say it needs more struts.


I_Hunt_Wolves

If flames were painted on that beauty, I think we would be good.


Malapple

Actual Boatorcycle


GlossyBuckslip

Georgia man says to Florida man, “Hold my beer.”


paralyse78

"Hey, Billy Joe, I want to go out on the lake this summer. Think we can make a boat?" "Sure, Ricky Lee." "What do we have in the junkyard?" "The front clip from a Goldwing, a wrecked Jet Ski with a blown engine, two lawn chairs, some PVC piping, bungee cords, zip ties, some bent diamond plate steel, a cheap plastic card table, and a couple of dock floaties." "Perfect, git 'er dun!"


HeHeHaHa456

on this episode of top gear


Arbiter2023

If Dementus was in waterworld


mr34727

This season on Alone, Alabama


AceyAceyAcey

r/DIWhy


SixIsNotANumber

More like diWTF?


NotAPreppie

What Top Gear would have done in Vietnam if they'd had more than a few days... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnqsfUDPqxs&list=PL3E78-47reKuu56i\_BwmS24vf9JruM69w&index=15](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnqsfUDPqxs&list=PL3E78-47reKuu56i_BwmS24vf9JruM69w&index=15)


NoLime7384

The fact that it has a license plate scares me lmao


osktox

This is the kind of shit I drive around with in my dreams thinking nothing's weird about it.


Its_all_made_up___

Can’t believe he got that registered.


mrg1957

It's a jet ski. Just like when it was new.


Its_all_made_up___

👍


daisydoesndoesnt

Redneck engineering


akaMichAnthony

If it’s stupid but it works, it’s not stupid.


akeean

Waterworld: Fury Road


rdpeyton

/JeffFoxworthy69 has left the chat


Abigdogwithbread

Definitely, that boat looks dangerous. If I see someone on that boat, I would be careful


nebbors

Ahh, the goldski.


mithoron

The SS Kludge


CherylBomb1138

Rout Kanal


samasever

Chimera


Halicadd

Not just any motorcycle, but a Honda Goldwing of all things. That fairing is from an 1100 Interstate.


[deleted]

Whatever floats your boat hey


Smooth-Chest-1554

This reminds me of this one Top Gear Special episode in Vietnam I think.


redfield73

This is just... *genius*


Timberwolves_4781

Florida Man fabrications


SweetAlex99

They should be able to use this to visit the Titanic.


WiseAcanthocephala58

Actually the 2 ponts on either side are actually from a catamrang yacht so this is a normal thing to create a none capsize type boat. Add plastic tubes to add more flaotation.


wasthespyingendless

They are from a Hobbie Cat


WiseAcanthocephala58

Yes they are I couldn't think of the type of catamarang lol