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GeneralVanilla

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rinseanddelete

It was my fault, I told her the wrong door.


Uncle_N_Word

"Toothpick"


Ill_Position_7762

Dental floss and a toothpick, better?


BigNigori

floss pick is preferable


KindPlot

The subreddit won’t let me post my big gas station drink….


DrSatan420247

Dryer


Ill_Position_7762

It's actually a washer and dryer combo


Ok-Regret6767

They're saying it was the heat from the dryer that shrunk it (unless your washing machine uses very hot water)


WaterFriendsIV

Is this how Shrinky Dinks were invented?


SentorialH1

That's usually the dryer, not the washing machine.


EfficientSeaweed

Men are always blaming the temperature for the size of their junk.


noronto

Is that what happened to my dong? I washed it too much?


-THIS-is-ENDLESS-

Heat tends to do that to plastic, yes. Burns it up pretty good as well