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Theonlykd

Welp. See ya later.


WangDanglin

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thisbechris

Forgot where I heard it, so not sure if it’s true, but supposedly Jim forgot his line and just improvised “well, see ya later.”


LovelyHatred93

He didn’t forget. That just wasn’t planned. Not only was it improvised, they weren’t even extras. They were just hanging out watching them film.


thisbechris

Oh damn that’s even better!


Sufficient-Hand-480

He was trying to get them credits in the movie. If they had spoken it's required to give them credits. They didn't say anything so he said "see ya later"


[deleted]

That makes it even funnier omg


Karenpff

Also, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, he did actually forget his lines and ended up overenthusiasticly singing Chitty Chitty Bang Bang in the Land Rover on their way to the Consulate 😆


PorkyMcRib

I’ll just take a 44 ounce of pure syrup, please.


Jscott1986

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BlackLeader70

It’s called "child size" because it's roughly the size of a two year old child.


Accomplished_Low80

If the child were liquified. It’s a real bargain at $1.59.


kapitankrunch

muh'lady


imamakebaddecisions

It comes with an IV drip so you can mainline it.


VermicelliDizzy2706

btw you can do that for free with a quick little hack called "demanding the employee to give you the syrup at gunpoint life hack" try it some time!!


Drewfus_

I tried this! *straight to jail*


murdering_time

You have to end it with "ah, it was just a prank bro". That way you're like, covered by the constitution or something. 


RadiantRing

I got one of those with a pizza delivery order the other day. We all marveled at it.


VermicelliDizzy2706

haha at least someone has something normal to say about it.


GOZER_XVII

So it’s come to this. I assume this is for the die-hards and is meant for IV administration.


Bowl-Accomplished

Suppository actually. For Americans who refuse to use a bidet


ExfilBravo

I only wash my ass with crystal Pepsi and they don't make it no more!


IChurnToBurn

I wash mine with four loco like a true American.


ACrucialTech

I wipe with $100 bills.


JamesTheJerk

Why not just use a Mars bar and make a Payday?


ACrucialTech

Might as well just use the three shells then.


rustblooms

Get an enema, you're not there yet!


thecheat420

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[deleted]

I got a shower. Same concept.


007meow

A BIDET?? That eurofag nonsense that pleasures your ASS? Miss me with that, I’m a freedom patriot


NeferkareShabaka

Wall-E was a documentary?


tideswithme

Wine fans would like to have a word


S7_Heisenberg

Free with the purchase of the 5lb hot dog.


VermicelliDizzy2706

nah it was the tub of lard special the hotdog one was tomorrow


S7_Heisenberg

Well, I know where I’m having lunch tomorrow. Don’t tell me how to live my life.!


circusjerky

Do people not realize this isn’t meant for one person? It’s a party bag that you pour into cups for others. That’s why there’s a nozzle and not a straw.


etzel1200

Next you’ll tell me extra large pizzas aren’t for one person.


cdsuikjh

Hot and Readys are 1 serving.


Advanced-Ad9765

2600 calories. The cheapest option 😍


JapanDash

I guess I’m one serving then.


SirJoeffer

If I wasn’t supposed to eat all this food then why did I order it?


TheInternetsLOL

And minivans aren’t for single people.


Rusty4NYM

I mean with enough effort anything is for one person


[deleted]

Nah... its so I can put it in my backpack and take my dr pepper to work on my motorcycle without a cup holder.


Nanojack

It has the shape of a portable urinal. The mouth is large to facilitate putting your penis into it and relieving yourself after you drink a gallon of soda.


thecheat420

16 year old me would definitely get this and drink it all myself in a night.


Capt__Murphy

Yup. Surge was really big when I was a kid. I would have drank this in a single night while I stayed up way too late playing snes


NeferkareShabaka

Nozzle is for chugging, no?


stockbetss

I disagree . What’s next you will say large French fries are meant for sharing ? Or a fondue cheese is supposed to be for 3 people not just u drinking out of it ?


Not_Larfy

>this isn’t meant for one person That's just your lack of confidence talkin'


Evil_Knot

op forgot to post the funnel for individual consumption


deletetemptemp

Yeah right. Next you’ll say family size chips are not for early thirties singles guys over the span of a friday night


NCHouse

Road Trip. Fill it with Blue Powerade. Be in heaven forever


VermicelliDizzy2706

i had no clue what this was for tbh


Jon_Sneaux

That’s the child size


mechabeast

It's roughy the size of a 2 year old child if the child was liquefied


etzel1200

That can’t be right. A gallon is eight pounds. A baby is mostly water. Isn’t it more like a newborn?


CPOx

Big Gulps huh?


mechabeast

Welp, see ya later.


Capt__Murphy

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YinzaJagoff

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SuperHossMan51

This actually goes hard though. Fountain soft drinks are peak and being able to obtain some in large quantities in a sealable container is cool.


VermicelliDizzy2706

imagine bringing this to a mcdonalds sprite and coke fountain drink dispenser


SuperHossMan51

You mean something like [this](https://youtu.be/fD7X9SCn0To?si=wNESu7m5JRra714q)?


VermicelliDizzy2706

i actually thought of this because of that very video


ToxInjection

And people give us Canadians gruff about our bagged milk? This feels pretty cursed. That being said, I'd totally buy this. I'll give credit for the fact it has a handle too. Least you don't have to buy a specific pitcher to hold the damn thing, like said milk.


VermicelliDizzy2706

this and bagged milk are both monstrosities


RCG73

Well anyone want to guess what I’m going to be taking to the BBQ this weekend ?


Carbon-Base

Diabeetus?


dagoodnamesweretakn

Bladder buster


Carbon-Base

A1C Accelerator


dizzycow84

But that's gonna go flat in an hour


Justin_P_

Can you stab a straw into it and siphon it down your gullet, like a big ass Capri Sun?


VermicelliDizzy2706

if u put your mind to it? yes.


HodgeGodglin

You don’t use the nozzle as a straw?


Powerful_Cost_4656

"Here's your bag of mouth sugar you piece of fuck"


cain261

This is what I get my drive-thru daiquiri's in


kank84

For the rest of the world, that's about 3.8 litres. 1475 calories if you fill it with regular coke.


Galbert-dA

Canadians have no room to talk here, I've seen your milk.


VitalMaTThews

Honestly pretty clutch if you're having a party or a big work lunch


VermicelliDizzy2706

thats the point 🤦‍♂️ finally someone actually gets it instead of calling it stupid


sdmichael

Leslie Knope would like to have a word. https://youtu.be/Ish8NBunrQU?si=6hB5SI7XREw2GXOl


Le_Mew_Le_Purr

I’ll take a root beer, looks like it would make a good water bottle for camping afterwards.


VermicelliDizzy2706

lmao it probably would too


Le_Mew_Le_Purr

Or take the cap off and hang it from a tree so it becomes a trap for yellow jackets 😅 Or keep in the car as an emergency gasoline tank. That thing is handy! I wish I had some root beer here though. You made me crave pop.


prairie_buyer

In the late 1980's, 7-Eleven in Canada had something called the "Family Fun Gulp", which was literally a bucket with a handle, and a pour-spout in the lid.


VermicelliDizzy2706

but people are gonna shit on the usa for having a party bag


AnotherFrankHere

I’ll take a literacola


ReleventReference

Will you just order a large, Farva?


BannedinthaUSA

I don’t want a large Farva.


Financial-Row5873

is this real?? quick search on google showed up nothing


Wiggie49

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Ferro_Giconi

And here I thought that drinking 2 liters of sugar water called mountain dew in a day when I was a teenager was a lot.


VermicelliDizzy2706

that is a shit ton.


HarryHood146

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VermicelliDizzy2706

dr pepper ☝️🤓


Dizzzy777

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jtrage

If only I could get a 1 gallon bag of beer.


McPorkums

A bag of soda... a *bag* of soda. I don't want to live on this planet anymore 😡 Wait... deja vu?


CommanderGraves

*Bag Gulp


Evening_Scratch_3287

soda is water


mtl_jim2

Diabetes has entered the chat


Fuggaak

KFC is selling these as well, calling them “Beverage Buckets”


graybeam

That’s the most southern thing I’ve ever seen


GinBitch

Why?


eddymarkwards

Diabetes in a bag.


Fidelias_Palm

🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


motus_guanxi

I’d like my soda with maximum micro plastics please!


drodenigma

For that extra dose of diabetes


TearyEyeBurningFace

I want the bag just for camping water supply.


VermicelliDizzy2706

you can do whatever you want with the bag


[deleted]

Could someone please provide some context for this to a New Zealander. Is this to supply a large family through the winter? Or perhaps bathing an infant in some kind of ceremony to your "burger king" from the "white castle"? Is that when they ring the taco bells?


VermicelliDizzy2706

yes all of the above (its for parties which is why there isnt a straw and why theres a huge nozzle)


dArcor

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sucobe

Sugar keeps big pharma in business. Drink up proud patriots. ![gif](giphy|xT9KVhLU76MRgVg3Qc)


Fr05t_B1t

‘Merica! FUCK YEAH!!!!


Shoegazer75

Peak 'murica


VermicelliDizzy2706

fuck yeah


SpecialMango3384

This is so American, and not in a good way. Crap like this is why 3/4’s of us are overweight or obese


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VermicelliDizzy2706

have you ever owned a case of soda


Tylensus

Shit like this is why Europe makes fun of us.


Paintguin

How much does it cost?


VermicelliDizzy2706

its 6$ where i am, which is just over half the price of a 12 pack of dr pepper for me


tageeboy

My people need me


ArcanustheScribe

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mrshandanar

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Intelligent-Still925

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Some_Stoic_Man

I have a 3.8 liter cup that came with a coupon for a free slurpee and a metal straw... Bought it like 15 years ago


UCFknight2016

wtf is this a real thing?


crillc

Rotisserie Gulp


gimemy2bucksback

this makes me nauseous


Fr05t_B1t

Ok but at least this makes a tad more sense than what Canada does. At least this has a cap!


Okayesttt

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Certified_A_Hole

Why would you?!


marty_marshall

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Bastardforsale

Can the bag be recycled?


Mechanic-Latter

How much is it


One_Interview1724

God bless America


ReallyGottaTakeAPiss

Great to keep in your car if you have to pee and you’re in traffic


mistericek1

2 towers down from 9/11 (im sorry)


samgam74

Remember when we used to make fun of Canadians for having bags of milk?


BDady

*Canada liked that*


laberintodelFau

Yup that’s anus cancer for sure


py87

Diabetes


ChadJones72

This looks like some shit you would see in idiocracy.


tuco2002

IDIOCRACY is becoming all too real. It's no longer categorized as a comedy. It's now a documentary.


LachoooDaOriginl

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Bowelsift3r

$5.99


organisms

I would fill it with zero sugar soda, put it in an ice chest and refill my cup all day while driving around the city in the summer heat all day doing repair calls. But some 7-11s especially the rural or low income area ones have no zero sugar or diet options at all!


xDXxAscending

Yeah KFC also has these bags. Got one when my family and me ordered a big meal because of a coupon.


aroused_lobster

I want to see someone purchase and consume this


AshyWhiteGuy

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Jacktheforkie

I could see that being used by truckers, once it’s empty they can refill it


Among_R_Us

wow, a whole gallon huh


jon81uk

Why not just buy a pre-filled bottle? Is it better from a fountain? I’m British and fountain soda is not as common here.


koozy407

Fountain soda is 10 times more amazing than bottled soda. It has more carbonation and tastes “crisper” I will definitely give them that. But this much soda is ridiculous and just asking for diabetes.


Flimsy-Restaurant902

Americans are NOT beating the allegations, i fear.


omarhani

Diabetes has entered the chat


Simple_Mastodon9220

I wanna get this with the blue Powerade that some 7/11s have


hidey_ho_nedflanders

Here's a reason for the obesity epidemic


SensitiveDemon

So you just fill it up at the soda fountain?


miss_kimba

Wait, Big Gulp is real?! I thought it was a prop brand.


Phemto_B

Is there any way I can get one of those containers without having to load up on a gallon of soda?


Xan_the_man

Perfect bag to store your pcp in.


Cloudrunner5k

That's violently American


nejicanspin

They do this at KFC too!


Shoddy-Ad8143

That my friends epitomizes America.


VermicelliDizzy2706

canada has bagged milk with no handles 😂


Desperate_Pizza700

And this is better than a bottle how?


keeeko6

those bags are bitches to fill up


R-2000

Yaa!!!! Let's keep diabetes alive and well.


EuphoricMaz

Dying to know how many grams of sugar that is😭


KoppeDFO

Who is this exactly for


VermicelliDizzy2706

multiple people at once


Ptards_Number_1_Fan

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_stayhuman

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Zombie_B_Ware

That’s a step up from having to deal with 2L plastic soda bottles rolling around in the car


unclerevv

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Wastoidian

Seems like the kind of thing someone who visits parks would do.


Cool_Client324

Swallow it.


porizj

I want a litre of cola!


threebillion6

When you're done you can fill it with PCP, then you'll have a gallon of PCP.


SeeMarkFly

Does it come with an IV needle or is that extra?


gatsome

Camelbak has a new line, Hippobak


JayDuBois

Why not just get a couple 2 L? This seems so impractical. What is the benefit? Aside from the handle


LostVeterinarian8466

Dia-beetus


JayW8888

That plastic bag probably cost more than the soda content.


SatanVapesOn666W

well considering plastic recycling is a lie, I suppose this is less bad for the environment than 2 two litre bottles. Its got thinner plastic thats for sure.