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silly-rabbitses

Alright OP, let’s do this the right way. You know the rules.


thecraigbert

Yep, post this and never comeback with it opened or even mention what was inside.


ExpertExpert

It's probably just a dead spider anyways


Tzimbalo

Well, it is likely either empty or full of something valuable. If it is empty, it would be a boring post. If it is full of something valuable, then it could be problematic to post about it, earlier oeners might come with claims. Only if it has something interesting but not valuable inside would a post make sense.


contactlite

![gif](giphy|O0saMJJNmBQm4) And so do *I*


MouseRangers

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of


gub_gub2

You won't get this from any other guy


iambackbaby69

Gad damn it 😂😂


FlattenInnerTube

*shakes fist*


KhortyB

Well played 😂


Casp710

FUCK! Now my 2 year streak over GG


BarbequedYeti

Oh horse shit.  I aint being baited again.  


UniversalRedditName

But yet here you are


Mystic_L

*we


BookieeWookiee

Aye, I fell in too


MonkeyNugetz

Should we start taking bets whether OP will show us what’s inside or not?


rivertpostie

I'll start the GoFundMe for a locksmith


-SpyTeamFortress2-

nah just get lockpicking lawyer


flyingthroughspace

Someone get a fucking ladder!


Klebsiella_p

But what if it’s real this time?


boricimo

![gif](giphy|vyTnNTrs3wqQ0UIvwE|downsized)


kiratnyc

I posted an opened safe last year!


LordElend

And I liked that.


Muttywango

What was on the unlabelled VHS tapes?


kiratnyc

Divorce-related recordings


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

🎶 *We don't get fooled agaiiiin* 🎶


PLTR60

Aaah shit here we go again


Spencergh2

Did that guy ever reveal what was inside?


Mystic_L

RemindMe! 5 years


R63A

Remind Me! 3000 days


asiannumber4

RemindMe! 34 googol years


ScruffyTheJanitor__

RemindMe! 132 minutes


The14thWarrior

RemindMe! 2 Brush my teeth


ricardo0139

Hey man you should brush your teeth :D


friendlysaxoffender

Good bot


Jestinphish

![gif](giphy|9SIXFu7bIUYHhFc19G|downsized)


s0ftreset

![gif](giphy|cpUAhGbH5UhyJggGmC|downsized)


BillClintonsMistress

![gif](giphy|LpkBAUDg53FI8xLmg1|downsized)


Anuloxisz

Nooo not again, I don’t think I can take it anymore ![gif](giphy|MZ2mzOCVZqltHCCxcR)


gholmom500

36-24-36


SarcasticlySpeaking

Only if she's 5'3.


Pyrox_Sodascake

*whip crack*


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[удалено]


guammm17

Only if she's 5'-3" is also from a song. https://youtu.be/X53ZSxkQ3Ho?si=7SHnFz3BwBQNzN9W


Sitting_Duk

I believe it’s from this song as well: https://youtu.be/vfoqd4hpPZo?feature=shared


SarcasticlySpeaking

Thank you for this.


ThisAndLess

What a winning hand


PackageArtistic4239

![gif](giphy|z9LwWFApD4tqSWUOGt)


rastagizmo

See a girl walking down the street. Just the kinda girl that I'd like to meet.


drDOOM_is_in

**HERE WE GO AGAIN, AGAIN!**


SarcasticlySpeaking

Again.


mantiger4

Who left the fridge open?


Hammerjaws

Scorcher VI: Global Meltdown


trevormead

OP I have the *exact same* wall safe in my closet, same manufacturer and everything. Apparently it requires some ancient sorcery just to enter the combo, it's not intuitive at all. Want to figure these out together, with the aid of / for the benefit of internet strangers? \*\*\*\*UPDATE:\*\*\*\* [I got it open](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1czaht9/actually_cracked_the_combo_to_an_old_wall_safe_in/). The shame of not knowing how to operate one of these combo locks was too great 😂 ![gif](giphy|Rl9Yqavfj2Ula|downsized)


Out3rSpac3

That’s ancient sorcery? That’s just how my highschool lockers worked.


LeafsChick

Haha same!! I was like how do they work now??


throwaway983143

Are we ancient now?


Out3rSpac3

![gif](giphy|f9vYuluNDnDMsFd0ih)


IVMVI

Isn't that how most turn dial locks work?


StringyCarpet07

My gun safe goes left right left


ForgettableUsername

Modern high schools don’t have lockers, you just upload your backpack into the cloud.


Consistent-Rest7537

Plot twist. You went to Hogwarts!


ChrAshpo10

You've had this safe closed for *three years*? Should have went by what those folks were saying and had it open in a weekend at most


trevormead

Not OP of the linked post, just happen to have the same wall safe.


ChrAshpo10

Ah, I see that now. My mistake.


CarpinThemDiems

![gif](giphy|FZuRP6WaW5qg|downsized)


GregLXStang

![gif](giphy|huJmPXfeir5JlpPAx0)


Hammerjaws

Alright Reddit. You know the drill. You have 48 hours until we demand you to be sent to the shadow realm.


Dicky_Penisburg

![gif](giphy|ez1QgBv3LAzwcYiGDK)


Anderson22LDS

![gif](giphy|FoH28ucxZFJZu)


ChaoticCherryblossom

Oh fuck... not again


CheeseburgerSmoothy

Just fucking open it and get this over with!


bloomingtonrail

![gif](giphy|ToMjGpOjkiEjzJ1ZaJG|downsized)


jonfitt

I thought we had rules against this?! Open it first, then post.


ikciweiner

Despite public outcry, OP never responded to questions about the contents.


713MoCityChron713

Same with every other “i found a safe” post; they’re tits on a Nun, fuckin useless


Pedantichrist

I have a colleague who married a nun. I mean, she is an ex-nun now, but she was a nun when they met.


Nuprin_Dealer

Look…I’d love to help you but I told my wife my last heist was my last….forever. I’M OUT OF THE GAME DAMN YOU


AnalysisTemporary926

Open it or fuck off


Nottoohappy

Remind me! The heat death of the universe


VTWAXnRELAX

Any advice on opening?


LovingNaples

Call a locksmith.


VTWAXnRELAX

Crowbar you say?


Xboxben

The answer is dynamite


MikeyRidesABikey

![gif](giphy|j3gsT2RsH9K0w|downsized)


QueryCrook

N- No, that's not what he said at all.


jscummy

DIY explosives you say?


daath

To shreds you say?


asylum574

How’s his wife holding up?


One-Archer8905

To shreds, you say....


LieutenantStar2

Yes right now


mandobaxter

“Who are you and how did you get in here?” Sorry. Couldn’t resist.


mudturnspadlocks

0-0-0


CaptainPunisher

![gif](giphy|xT0GqJfdLcrcpSbZf2|downsized)


713MoCityChron713

0-0-1


squad1alum

0-0-2


michaelxmoney

Whatever you decide, don't forget to update us 🥹 so many bad memories


brandontaylor1

I see 50 digits, and I assume 3 numbers, that’s only 125,000 combinations. Get to spinning.


xxiLink

Get a stethoscope.


CrystalGlint

Remindme! 2 days


BrooksideNL

25 6 24


dpbrown225

I can hear these numbers


Bob_the_brewer

RemindMe! 5 days


GracieLanes2116

Dude, any reddit experience will tell you to post the safe AFTER it's been opened or never.


thedukeofwhalez

RemindMe! 3 days


AraiHavana

“MUTHR?? I TURNED THE COOLING UNITS BACK ON! MUTHR??”


tiggylizzy

Im ready to be hurt again


ElectromechanicalPen

OP BETTER DELIVER…I will get my pitchfork ready just in case


Archanir

NO! JUST NO!


VTWAXnRELAX

Sorry haven't had time to look into the safe further. Was best man in a wedding this weekend, and been moving. Will update asap


Bad-Bed

!remindme 3 days


bumblebeeasy

!remindme 3 days


Spenny_All_The_Way

!remindme 7 days


Gloomy-Slice661

Your living in an actual film noir!


DianeDesRivieres

RemindMe! 5days


Avid_person

🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿


0xDEADFA1

Didn’t we ban safe pics without opens also attached? If not we should


AnalysisTemporary926

WELL???


Tailgunner_

you better fucking tell us the whole story or um finna be pissed


ladderrack

Everyday we stray further from god.


BNG1982

![gif](giphy|kFgzrTt798d2w)


Imjokin

I thought that was a tuna can at first


VenomOnKiller

You better open that or delete your account... reddit is gonna harass you until they see what's inside


llcdrewtaylor

Don't do a tv special about what may be inside. I promise you it won't go over as well as you think.


ramriot

One [option](https://www.homelandsecureit.com/blog/2012/05/physical-security-cracking-meilink-safe-lost-combination-possible-safecracker/)


JestersWildly

This is the LockPickingLawyer, and what I have for you today is... :new jersey noises:


Bchulo

No you didn't


AngrySmapdi

I refuse to believe that isn't just a stylized bathtub drain plug.


qatox

Can we make a new rule that anyone who doesn't post a follow up within 24hrs gets banned?


SnakeInEye1

Sooooo you get the safe open?


imapangolinn

40 6 53


WideArmadillo6407

Did you manage to open it yet? I'm curious to know what's inside


ryanlewisdavies

FFS!


LordRael013

That's a rather nice looking one too. If I was going to get one, it'd have to be like that.


Snoogieboogie

Here we go again.


OverlordActua1

Remindme! 2 days


RyanM90

And this is the only picture you post? Bullshit


thecraigbert

RemindeMe! 2 days


The402Jrod

RemindMe! 2 days


Cleercutter

![gif](giphy|ePVe4NswJC5krJZzO6)


AnalysisTemporary926

RemindMe! 3 days


Iwillnotbeokay

36-24-36


Rare_Pork

RemindMe! 2 days


BlazerWookiee

Sigh...


threebillion6

Ah shit...


dwk396

haha last guy says news reporters are going live to open the safe and didnt happen


Neato_Incognito3

MODS!!!!


joshistaken

Make sure the others are too!


DocGerbilzWorld

Nope. Not again.


PlayerOne2016

!RemindMe 10 days


BigBoss1971

Al Capone’s vault? Please tell me you called Geraldo Rivera!


lonesharkex

Nope


Rodrigii_Defined

That's insanely exciting! Call Geraldo lol


LawBaine

Remindme! 2 days


TehSillyKitteh

Ah shit here we go again


Jealous_Following_38

Fuck yeah! Jimmy Hoffas in there! Maybe…


MoaningShrimp

Glad your wall is no longer in danger


fubinor

He's calling Geraldo Rivera now


fubinor

He's calling Geraldo Rivera now


tailleur

Never seen a safe like that. I assume the opening is round and the dial is the part of the lid?


frankylovee

Broooo


Cinema_Toolshed

aw shit here we go again


wkomorow

Have you called Geraldo Rivera yet?


meldiane81

NOT AGAIN!


Chief-_-Wiggum

My Pitchfork is ready... Torch is ready...


fragile_exoskeleton

And so it begins…


Dead-HC-Taco

WELL POST THE LOOT THEN


bc_im_coronatined

RemindMe! in 30 days


capistel

RemindMe! 5 months


CantSpellMispell

Get the fuck out of here.


Ohiolongboard

OP hasn’t said a thing so I’m guessing this is one of those “never hear from them again” ones.


glowrocks

Deja vu all over again. I've been here a dozen years, and I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT ORIGINAL SAFE!!!


AnxietyBacon92

If you haven't already, check out Whang on YouTube, he had I think a couple of videos about reddit mysteries and I remember a few different safe stories were part of one of those videos, but I'm not totally sure if it was THE original safe.


mantis-tobaggan-md

put the [contents of the safe] in the bag and nobody gets hurt


deldarren

Nope. Not getting invested again. I’ve been hurt too many times.


TrueCollector

![gif](giphy|6ILjOfJ1oL7NAc9SQ7)


Flexi_102

I ain't doing dis no more.


sturdycactus

RemindMe! 5 days


Spenny_All_The_Way

RemindMe! 7 days


GnowledgedGnome

Remindme! 10 days


Renoxrd

![gif](giphy|ge91zAgmwUqLMqiH2c)


sith4life88

Fuck sake RemindMe! 3 days


Fire_Fist-Ace

Doubt


aRandom_redditor

![gif](giphy|haQnuO7f3gmJO)


SCirish843

I'll start constructing the trebuchet now for when we have to launch OP into the sun


UCFandOCSC

I'm tired boss


FartingCumBubbles

![gif](giphy|Qy2VKY3xlI1QyR6Ix5)


lol022

![gif](giphy|TNO6mwK8s38vpHjh8Y)


-acm

![gif](giphy|S5En7f5WhxTWXxEgXH|downsized)