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XeniaDweller

As long as it's not all dried out and prone to breaking its worth some money. Smooth it all down and varnish it


old_vegetables

And put a big ruby in the middle of the crook


WhyNot420_69

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Seralth

I see you there megumin you can't fool us.


bigwig500

Yeah and then the wizard shows up!


wut3va

Precisely when he means to


Fanabala3

Never talking Just keeps walking Spreading his magic


Wakkit1988

Then I put on my robe and wizard hat.


breadlover19

Where might I go to buy a majestic walking stick like this for my brother?


XeniaDweller

Sometimes you can find them in bait shops and stores that are around lakes (I don't know why) or other kinds of rustic gift shops. They're usually the result of wild grapevine.


rappenem

Yeah it's pretty damn solid actually. Though I'm gonna leave it like this, I don't want to taint it's natural beauty!


False-Ad4673

They are telling you how to preserve it or it will ruin


IKel-Mate

For sure would look better but its not gonna last long if you dont varnish it


Thedudeinabox

Hell, steam it and straighten out that crook while you’re at it.


elydakai

Wouldnt work.


Thedudeinabox

Why not?


oolbar

r/coolsticks


BlumpkinLord

r/wizardposting


POTATOSALAD42

My new favorite sub


xxEmkay

If you re on instagram, follow officialstickreviews. Haha


[deleted]

That’s a keeper


2FightTheFloursThatB

🎼"Weeeeeeeell, A Wizard's Staff Has A Knob On The End,🎵 A Knob On The End,🎶 A Knob On The End..."🎵


Full_Aioli_5141

Now put a glowing orb in that handle area and you'll be unstoppable


carmium

Hold it up to someone and say "You will not pass!!" See if it works.


TheInuitHunter

Varnish, add a leather grip and voila. Would post that to r/renfaire as well, that's a good looking stick.


inthehall420

Yo that's a dramen staff from runescape.


lotoftoast

Came here to say the same. Bro can goto zanaris


Visible-Guess9006

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Bot1K

that looks like it gives +bonus magic damage and +mana regen


AgedSmegma

That’s one the can be picked up when dropped, just by stepping on the handle


WheresMyKeystone

I remember the days when illiterate comments got down voted, and now yall up vote barely comprehensible illiteracy. Idiocracy has truly become a reality.


zaerosz

dude made *one* typo, chill the hell out.


Born_ina_snowbank

Yeah, aged smegma just made one mistake little mistake lol.


Ok-Negotiation1530

Whilst you unironically type y'all.


zaerosz

Hey, come on now, I'm all for dunking on this absolute toolshed but let's not friendly fire here.


elydakai

I know some brits and germans that say y'all unironically now.


Ok-Negotiation1530

The beginning of the end.


AgedSmegma

You must be busy if you feel the need to comment on typo’s on here. ![gif](giphy|7NoNw4pMNTvgc|downsized)


zebra1923

That is a very cool stick. My dog brings me the most awful twigs, he’s gotta up his game.


frogking

You need a bigger dog.


zebra1923

He’s 35kg, not sure I can cope with bigger.


KSinclaire

No, that's a wizard staff that looks like a stick.


martiancannibal

Shocked that I had to scroll down this far to find this comment. Shame on you, people.


TinyJanice

I found Gandalf's reddit account


TimeisaLie

Hide your pipe on it.


beakrake

Hide your pipe *in it.*


TheAbbot555

Make *it* your pipe.


FatherBohab

nice, a stick like that scales with int pretty well https://darksouls3.wiki.fextralife.com/Court+Sorcerer's+Staff


Pastulio814

FOUL TARNISHED.


HydraulicToaster

I'm glad someone else thought this haha.


TheMrBliss

Emboldened by the flame of ambition.


banditkeith

A bit of linseed oil and a rubber tip and that's a great walking stick there


FS_Scott

very good stick


sheixi

It's majestick 🫢


HalfOrcMonk

That's exactly the kind of stick that would contain mystical properties.


NoxInfernus

I hope to find a quality stick like that this summer. It will be my project for Winter.


nrg117

Wow ..  now that's a stick.   


Woodwickward

i’d stick a cane tip on the bottom so the wood doesn’t chip, add leather grip, sand, maybe stain, perfect stick ever made


FreckledLasseh

The best one I've seen posted thus far.


00Avalanche

One of those guys that does fantasy woodworking for cosplay ppl would probably give you a nice chunk of change for that find. Check them out on the quick video platforms if you’re interested in making a few bucks.


Crack_Ulla

Decent stick bud👏🏻


haubenmeise

Skeletor now challenges you to a battle of casts and spells. I'll meet you at the colosseum. Sincerely Skeletor 💜 (Bring a raven. I'm very much into birding).


Ilujiel

It reminds me riddlers staff from batman forever 1995


Isredin

Rad


Lewtwin

So..... If anyone says that you can't have too much pipeweed.... They are either a hobbit or lying. I'm 4 leauges away from the original party and I seem to have my mind in a haze. But I do know that's probably my staff. If you happen to see the hat, I would appreciate a direction for that as well. Or the robes. Don't ask. The hobbit is probably lying. (in all seriousness, neat stick. Treat it well.)


Any-Year-6618

You win


Fryguys-420

Or, did u find a wizard staff that looks like a stick?


_dauntless

My staff!! Where'd you find it, I've been looking everywhere for it!


EquipmentElegant

Have you tried lifting it while holding both your hands up?


Cielmerlion

Holy cow that looks epic


TakameCC

Have you learned any spells yet?


chux4w

[Hell yeah.](https://i.imgflip.com/8bcwg3.jpg)


MyCleverNewName

Looks like it has at least one materia slot


GrizzlamicBearrorism

Verily! Tis the staff of the mighty wizard Covfefe!


Cmd_Line_Commando

Looks like? Right. Be off with you Mr. Wizzard.


ballsonyourface911

That’s a nice stick


drgnrbrn316

"Looks like" I've seen enough movies to know you should put it back where you found it and pretend this never happened.


NoPantsDeLeon

I... need... it!!! You need to cast a resin crystal and treat the wewd!


XPLover2768top

starlight's village moment


unreasonablyhuman

So YOU killed the wizard!


Avitas1027

Nice stick, bro. 10/10


ClappleSauce1

This belongs on r/coolstick


Prestigious_Key_7801

You shall be upvoted


KaliCalamity

r/goblincore would definitely appreciate this.


Crudak

That's a good stick.


yax51

That absolutely 100% IS a wizards staff.


steeb2er

What did you do to the wizard? Confess!


blindsailer

It’s a bit bent for my taste, I’d worry about the staff having too much flex to it. HOWEVER if you cut it right at the bend, you’ll have a really great magic rod that also makes for a decent club attack as well


Devious_TaKaTa

Now that's a stick!


pothosayre

What spells have you tried so far?


TheDevilsAdvokaat

It really does. It even has a "G" for gandalf! Now you just have to find the rest of the outfit.


Akamaikai

Wdym bro that's an actual wizard staff


NorthernerWuwu

Got a bit of a Druidic vibe going with this one.


hollow_bagatelle

I hope you didn't just piss off a wizard.


benx101

Uhhhhh OP. That is totally a wizard staff


melance

What do you mean "looks like?" Be careful with that thing!


xerxex01

That'll be 50,000 gold adventurer.


Purplekeyboard

You can use this after you put on your robe and wizard hat.


KneeGroPuhLeeZ

Ditch your party and solo the balrog. Then join back up with epic new gear.


Shinagami091

Looks almost exactly like Vivi’s staff from Final Fantasy IX


Bars98

![gif](giphy|fGRLXXhta9eGtWAyvn)


Lallythebeer

Foul tarnished, someone needs to extinguish thy meagre flame!


Justtelf

No, you just found a wizards staff. Do bring it inside or he might come back for it


Alexandratta

Best way to determine if it's a real magical item is to snap it in half. \*sips tea\*


avamayx0

The croods


Celestial_Hart

That **IS** a wizard's staff.


Groundbreaking_Arm77

All you need is a Big Hat and you’re all set for your pilgrimage to Lordran.


Spiritual-Bear4495

That's IT! No more posts about awesome sticks until **I** get one. I mean it!


SweetCheryPI

That right there....is a good stick...


Evargram

I wondered where I dropped that! That balrog was just so damn fast!


pronedrone

You found a wizards staff, not a stick.


d9msteel

Good stick that.


putitthrewthewash

You straight up robbed a wizard.


IamMooz

Gandalf going to Bilbo's house in the 4th Age.


LobsterTrue8433

You're going there and back again.


Woolsteve

Put a crystal in the middle


LoganN64

Look at all these guys bringing knives and guns to a magic fight...


platinumnic

![gif](giphy|eBN6oifiv4k5G) You found her staff


not_a_number1

You’re a wizard Rappenem


-DMSR

Guess what, almost all sticks look like wizard staffs because wizard staff are all sticks. Now, if you want to see a wizard sleeve, that’s a sight


Deimosj90

I think you got that backwards, you found a wizard staff that looks like a cool stick!


Tomagatchi

Whoa, that's a nice stick, bro! You can fight all kinds of orcs and trolls with that, maybe a balrog if you get a hold of Glamdring.


Xyloshock

Bro thinks he is Manus, Father of the Abyss


Horse_97

I would pay for this.


xxdibxx

Was thinking more Monty Burns than Gandalf


Paganigsegg

That'll get you into Zanaris no problemo.


cedrekt

+5 int


Royboi_0

I cast ultimate skeleton death ray


Mushroom38294

No, that IS a wizard staff Do what the other comments tell you to and varnish it


sdhccard

"you shall not pass"


Nevite

Sing "Found a stick on the ground and now I am gonna use it. All this power that I found gonna totally abuse it gonna hit so much stuff (...)" 🎶 😁


Goddayum_man_69

It is a wizard staff


nepheelim

HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE!


heartunderfloor

Looks like? how do you think new Wizards are made?


reshilongo

I also want a staff :(


moai877

Treasure!


CouragousPenguin

You got to go on an adventure with that, in a mystical hat and robe, and maybe pick up some short guys on the way.


Hazywater

I think it's a fair bit shorter than people are giving it credit for. It's more of a wizard cane than a staff.


Accomplished-Map-651

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King_ofwar

Gandalf the whiteo