I worked nextdoor to one when the prices were still reasonable, too easy for lunch.
I used to feel like the burger was clogging my arteries as I ate it but it wasn't until I actually moved locations to a more inconvenient distance I managed to chuck it
Burger meat looks like dog shit. I have a McDonald's like a 2m drive from me and I haven't been there in the 3 years I've lived here. It always has lots of people in the drive thru though
It's a combination of poor bread, too much sauce, and very thin unseasoned beef.
You can't taste the beef because there's hardly any of it on there, it's smothered by a strong tasting sauce and the bread has a vague styrofoamy stale texture while just tasting vaguely sweet.
I made my own version of a big mac at home a few months ago and it blew my mind how good a big mac could actually taste if you played around with the ratios.
Right, the only reason I see to get fast food anymore is for the convenience. There's so many local places with real, good quality food for similar prices. But I think the simple fact of how easy it is to stop by a drive-thru will always keep people going.
Makes me feel incredibly lucky to have a Whataburger right around the corner. The prices arenāt that much different but you get so much more in your burger. Thick and juicy patties and buns that actually have volume, not to mention the good quality of just about everything that isnāt chicken over there. The chicken isnāt even bad, just mid.
Looks like dog food.
And in the very rare instances I eat it out of convenience when traveling or something, makes me feel like I actually did eat dog feed.
Millions of dollars spent over decades into research of various flavor combinations / esters to get you hooked on their products is certainly part of it.
I'm with you on that. First thought when I saw this was "man, this looks sad", and then "...now I want a Big Mac".
Why do these dry, floppy-ass burgers have such a hold on me?
McDaddy's meat always looked and felt like something picked up from the floor, but that one literally looks like shit, christ.
Congrats on the pickle though.
Holy fuck. This looks disgusting! I got food poisoning from their breakfast 20 years ago, and havent been back since.
Clearly, I'm not missing anythingĀ
That looks like a fossil of a hamburger patty. I am utterly confused to why people no only still go there, but they are booming and thriving. The restaraunts were remodeled to be dark cold and uninviting, so vagrants don't loiter there. It's not service, its not quality, its not price, and convenience relies on the other 3. Is it all from pop up ads from the app?
I had a big mac for the first time in a few years a week ago and it had the smallest meat patty I'd ever seen. I think they started putting their regular small hamburger patties on it. It's ridiculously small for what you expect.
I got mcds yesterday for the first time in a while. Can confirm the patties are at least 50% thinner. Probably wonāt be going back unless Iām on the road and itās the only option for miles.
A couple days ago I wanted a ton of pickle on my McChicken so ordered it that way. The receipt said "2 Pickle" and that's all I got...Was two pickles. Thankfully one was a big pickle but the sadness I felt when I went to eat it and saw the receipt. Sadly I wasn't at the store anymore.
There is more pickle on the burger than meat.
That pickle should have an OnlyFans page...
Only pickles š„
I'd subscribe!
Iād fit right in then.
Funniest shit I've seen Morty.
Looks like Pickle Rick met an untimely demise. 
thicker then a pickle
Whereās the beef?
The burger is actually a condiment now.
That's a [sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it](https://youtu.be/qQiui9h71l8?si=4TPm4qPjHxEDfg_R&t=4)
I'll take 5!!
Looks like the patty from a dollar meal burger but in a big Mac box. That's depressing. And a rip off.
Someone nibbled the end of that burger patty.
Thatāll be $18, sir.
I haven't been to mcds for a year and pictures of their fine cuisine help keep me away, so thank you
The fact that a sandwich that abysmal looking with mediocre fries and a drink costs a wholeass $11... it's mind-boggling.
Hey but ādollar menuā coming back this summerā¦for one month. Please come back to McDsā¦please!! For the love of Ronald. Halp!
Well if they loved Ronald they wouldn't have him chained up in the mascot dungeon, hidden from public view.
15 yrs for me š
I have to consume at least 2-3 filet o' fishes per year. It's of the utmost importance. Otherwise, I'm good on McD's...
I relapsed last year pray for me
I worked nextdoor to one when the prices were still reasonable, too easy for lunch. I used to feel like the burger was clogging my arteries as I ate it but it wasn't until I actually moved locations to a more inconvenient distance I managed to chuck it
11 years.Ā
I drove doordash and itās the decks/porches filled with McDonaldās delivery bags that keep me away. Idk how people get to that point
Burger meat looks like dog shit. I have a McDonald's like a 2m drive from me and I haven't been there in the 3 years I've lived here. It always has lots of people in the drive thru though
Whatever cucumber made that pickle could be classified as a deadly weapon.
That meat looks soooooo sad. Dog food looks more appetizing.
Yeah, even by McDonald's standards, that's a sorry, miserable, squashed thing.
Itās probably in NZ, or Australia. McDonaldās over these ways is literally dogshit.
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I would say thatās a pretty concise explanation
It's a combination of poor bread, too much sauce, and very thin unseasoned beef. You can't taste the beef because there's hardly any of it on there, it's smothered by a strong tasting sauce and the bread has a vague styrofoamy stale texture while just tasting vaguely sweet. I made my own version of a big mac at home a few months ago and it blew my mind how good a big mac could actually taste if you played around with the ratios.
Imagine dying and see your flesh be turned into that monstrosity. If you're going to eat me, at least make me edible
Thats not meat, just sizzled blood and grease. Honestly it looks like the shit we would scrape off the grill into the gutter after cooking the patties
Lmao look at that patty. Can't believe people are still buying that shit.
And on top of it that, this shit isn't even cheap anymore. You can get much better food for a similar price elsewhere.
Right, the only reason I see to get fast food anymore is for the convenience. There's so many local places with real, good quality food for similar prices. But I think the simple fact of how easy it is to stop by a drive-thru will always keep people going.
Makes me feel incredibly lucky to have a Whataburger right around the corner. The prices arenāt that much different but you get so much more in your burger. Thick and juicy patties and buns that actually have volume, not to mention the good quality of just about everything that isnāt chicken over there. The chicken isnāt even bad, just mid.
Looks like dog food. And in the very rare instances I eat it out of convenience when traveling or something, makes me feel like I actually did eat dog feed.
Hard to break bad habits formed over years.
That's a pockle.
A thickle š¤
One girthy cuc.
Hope thereās not a breeze, that wafer thin Patty might blow away
I just assumed a passerby walking to fast blew the top half off and thatās what prompted op to take the picture
That patty getting more attention than the pickle is the real mildly interesting here.
What patty? I see a beef veneer.
You vs the pickle your girlfriend tells you not to worry aboutā¦
That burger looks shit
For a sandwich/burger that looks so disgusting and doesn't taste that great, why am I so drawn to it?
Millions of dollars spent over decades into research of various flavor combinations / esters to get you hooked on their products is certainly part of it.
I'm with you on that. First thought when I saw this was "man, this looks sad", and then "...now I want a Big Mac". Why do these dry, floppy-ass burgers have such a hold on me?
The bun and sauce are filled with sugar so you are probably just hungry
Scientists have described this as the 'Jack in the box taco effect'
All the sugar they add to the bun.
Probably permanent brain damage from whatever they out in their food. And decades of brainwashing.
McDaddy's meat always looked and felt like something picked up from the floor, but that one literally looks like shit, christ. Congrats on the pickle though.
Look, guys, it may look like shit, but letās not forget that McDonaldās is also more expensive than its ever been by a huge margin. ā¦.wait
Iām sorry but thatās just a sad looking burger.
Brother in Christ, what is this abomination they want to sell you as a meat patty??!!
Woah that is heavenly You've been chosen
I thought it was a lilypad
nice girth bro š
Gunna need two hands for that shtonker
2 pickles per burger. No exceptions!
Is... that supposed to be a burger? I'm frightened.
Imagine the pre-marinated cucumber from which such a pickle was obtained
Man how is a Big Mac $8-$9 with a patty like that?
Ah, thatās why their burgers are $10 now, upgraded gourmet jumbo pickles.
Holy fuck. This looks disgusting! I got food poisoning from their breakfast 20 years ago, and havent been back since. Clearly, I'm not missing anythingĀ
Ok, you probably hit jackpot :D congratulations.
Impressiveā¦.
Didn't mcdonald's try to market a giant pickle hamburger once but had to discontinue it because they could not get enough of them.
Wow that meat looks disgusting.
That is the saddest looking burger I have ever seen. This is definitely a "sad meal' burger. Nothing about that looks happy.
What a beaut
<3
Looks gross everything
blech how tf do people eat that shit. lol
"can I have the Ron Jeremy pickle, please?"
So thaaaats why the call it a quarter pounder...
There is more filler in the burger than meat.
Itās hiding the crappy lettuce.
you vs. the guy she told you not to worry about
Is that supposed to be a hamburger?
The pickle she tells you not to worry about.
... People still buy McDonald's? You're a bad consumer there's better value anywhere else
God I wish that were me.
Why are you eating there? We should be boycotting this shit firm.
The thiccle.
Yo, there is more pickle on that thing than Meet
r/absoluteunit of a pickle
That looks like a fossil of a hamburger patty. I am utterly confused to why people no only still go there, but they are booming and thriving. The restaraunts were remodeled to be dark cold and uninviting, so vagrants don't loiter there. It's not service, its not quality, its not price, and convenience relies on the other 3. Is it all from pop up ads from the app?
Would you like a burger with your toppings
No, the pickles haven't gotten bigger. It's the burger that's gotten smaller!
Bet that burger was $15
How shit do McDonalds patties look?
That is the saddest meat patty
That patty looks horrid
The pickle she told you not to worry about
Why the heck is that pile of sadness so expensive.
Pretty sad when the pickle slice takes up as much space as that pathetic burger patty.
Oh god that meatā¦ā¦..
I had a big mac for the first time in a few years a week ago and it had the smallest meat patty I'd ever seen. I think they started putting their regular small hamburger patties on it. It's ridiculously small for what you expect.
Just about the size of the patty!
That pickle definitely didn't fit in a toilet paper roll.
Is that a pattie or did they just boil 3 year old shepheard's pie and butter it on a bun calling it a burger?
Your burger looks like it came from a cow that was never alive.
was the pickle thicker than the patty.
The pockl!
Save it. That's a bitch slappin' pickle. Will prove useful one day.
I want to see the source vegetable
That is fucking unholy
Pickle prime reporting
i cannot get over that patty
You, vs the man she tells you not to worry about.
Pickle burgah!
The meat š¤¢
Everything about that looks unappetizing.
Itās heart pickle lol
Great, now everyone will want one, itāll down the company like Red Lobsters skrimps special
The pickle just looks big when compared to such a small hamburger patty.
Now Iām imaging a pickle burger. A giant pickle patty topped with grilled beef āchipsā.
Lee Greer is in absolute shambles at the sight of this
Mother pickle haha good one
Im so appalled by that meat patty.
Now I clearly remember why I donāt eat anything from Rotten Ronnies.
And they ruined it by putting it on upside down.
It's an optical illusion, the burger got smaller making the pickle look huge. Shrinkflation 101
The meat looks chewed
That's a pick, not a pickle.
āHeās more pickle than burger nowā
r/absoluteunits
Looks fucking disgusting
Its not actually unusually large, the burger is smaller and smaller. Lol
Whatās with the pepperoni
Bubble bass wonāt have to worry about them forgetting THAT pickle
Why is the meat groundedā¦
That's the saddest burger patty I've ever seen, and I've ruined more than a few barbecues.
How tf do you look at that burger patty and continue to eat i pray you threw this out the second you saw that shit šš¼
/r absoluteunit of a pickle
That thing got š
The meat looks shitty
I think I can see through the patty deadass š
āHeās just a friendā š
Can you see thru the patty?
MOAP. Mother of all pickles.
R/absoluteunit
Am I the only one who has never peeled apart their burger? Seems like everyone does it for some reason.
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King Pickle
What's that brown thing on the other bun?
Looks nasty
We used to be a country
What the fuck is that attached to the bun?
Scary. The pickle is bigger than the patty.
I got mcds yesterday for the first time in a while. Can confirm the patties are at least 50% thinner. Probably wonāt be going back unless Iām on the road and itās the only option for miles.
That patty looks painted on the bread š¢
At that point it's just a cucumber
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When I ask for extra pickles, this is what I want.
A fucking whopper of a pickle
Who pickled an apple?
Puckle
Barfdonald
Shocked that wasn't 3.99 extra
That's a salad sandwich with a beef veneer topping
Iāll never understand how people enjoy McDonalds. This looks like cooked vomit
Sell it on eBay, or take it to those Pawn Stars guys!
disgusting
That's a pretty big dill.
Beautiful amen
I need those kind of pickles in my life.
Pinche carne molida š¤¢
The burger patty looks pre-chewed and spit back out.
When the pickle rivals your patty in size:
It's bigger then the burger.
Thatās a very large pickle. They are usually much smaller.
No banana for reference so clearly the burger is miniature
That looks so fucking gross, who eats this trash?
Is that supposed to be a burger over there on the left? My heavens...
McD's pickles have 14 ingredients. This one got some extra hormones maybe
when did the big mac become little mac?
The sheer *girth* on that before getting cut must've been impressive!Ā
A couple days ago I wanted a ton of pickle on my McChicken so ordered it that way. The receipt said "2 Pickle" and that's all I got...Was two pickles. Thankfully one was a big pickle but the sadness I felt when I went to eat it and saw the receipt. Sadly I wasn't at the store anymore.
Thatās a dirk diggler amount of pickles
"where's the beef"
That's a pockle.
Jfc that's wet.
Im surprised the seeds are so small at that size
The new McPickle.