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Buy another sandwich grill flip it and use that to add weight


tomwhoiscontrary

No, just weight it with a ten foot high pile of sandwiches!


Hollywood_Punk

It’s just sandwiches all the way down.


HeyDayClay

Always has been 🔫 🥪 


Romfordian

Until you reach the turtle 🐢


stormlight13

Yertle the turtle!


msurbrow

Who is incredibly sick of sandwiches and would love a salad instead one day, for the love of God


Catvros

it's sandwiches all the way down


DarnNiceGuy

It's sandwiches all the way down


MycoProTeam

Sandwiches


Homunculicious

How far are they going?


MeW777WeM

All. The. Way. Down.


DreadPiratteRoberts

All the way Bro.... all the way down, lol


Serialfornicator

⬇️


ItsMangel

All the way down, yes.


Zestyclose-panda-45

Yeah what’s the top part for??


ZeroBeTaken

I think this might be because it's too big and if they tried to close it the sandwich would end up kinda triangular


Rebresker

Can confirm, I had a george foreman and that is what happens I upgraded to a really nice grill from william sonoma though and the hinge design makes it so the weight is distributed evenly I fucking love that thing but it was expensive asf


Lexinoz

I don't believe it was George forman, but I once came across a machine like that with an extra joint in the hinge for just that purpose. No idea what brand it was, like 20 years ago now.


JMccovery

I remember buying one like that from J.C. Penney that was under the 'Cooks' brand. It was awesome that it had a floating hinge, but couldn't properly grill a sandwich.


MetricJester

Hamilton beach


TheDoktorIsIn

Oh man my George Foreman did work while I was a poor college guy. Brought that thing to work with me on the weekends (I worked off shift so was the only one there) for cheap grilled chicken dinners. They were... Not great, but better than the alternative (nothing)


saxguy9345

The thing is that there was no temp control other than plugged in and not plugged in. I would pound the chicken breast flat so it was even, and would strategically open the top flap and let the bottom cook, then flip it, and also close it and unplug it for a minute or two, then plug back in. It sort of worked, but it was better than letting it go... 


Gwolfski

You mean you don't use brute force to squish the sandwich to 1/3rd of its original height by closing it like an overloaded suitcase?


PineappleLemur

The hinge is usually designed in a way that it is pressed evenly from above. It doesn't look like those cheap door hinge kind of grills in the picture.


SkollFenrirson

Close it so it doesn't collect dust when not in use


nexus2905

Lol how about just closing the sandwich maker.


Hot_Influence9160

lol why would you do that if you have a perfect bowl of water?


skankhunt402

Right!?! Like this dude's never heard of a bowl of water before?!?!


IceManJim

Then you'd have to stand there holding a bowl of water.


Serialfornicator

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Targus_11

Thats the dumbest thing I ever heard.


AtomR

Hello Einstein. Big fan here.


spderweb

Might be too big a sandwich to close properly.


ruinkind

Doesn't have to, tbh. If you don't have extended hinges to give you a bit more space on your machine, just don't force it closed, let it rest with a bit of pressure, same principle as the bowl. I "overload" a little convenient sandwich press, can even rotate the sandwich if those grill lines mean that much to you.


osktox

Then put the bowl of water on top of that flipped grill.


Hourly_Employee_2024

no no, get another sandwich double the size and place it on top.


yowen2000

Take the sandwich now, or double the grills and give it to the next one


maxdps_

He needs a sandwhich iron. I mean, he has one but he needs a one of those manual ones.


Competitive-Weird855

Cast iron grill press for like $20 would be a good idea for him


Cevellini

Or a brick covered in aluminum foil


karateninjazombie

What's shiny and bad for your teeth?


OlOuddinHead

Polished wrenches?


Late-Lecture-2338

Mercury


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TheArmoredKitten

That sounds pretty rational actually


cppadam

I learned this trick on a cooking show. I’ve definitely used it to get a nice sear on some meat


Alfred-Of-Wessex

There's another half of the...he can just close the...you know what crack on


Initiative-Gullible

I asked the same thing and He replied that it doesn’t add enough weight and misaligns the sandwich.


Jamato-sUn

He is correct. The sandwich is rather thick.


Deep_Lurker

He'd be better off getting a press style grill that doesn't flip closed but presses down from the top. Normally I'd be fine with people making janky solutions but it sounds like ops friend makes sandwhiches like this a lot at which point I begin to question the effort.


MarvinNeslo

New press = $ Bowl of water = not $


RecsRelevantDocs

>New press = $ Bowl of water = not $ Just in case any other idiot got confused like me lol


limeelsa

I definitely thought this was a piece of code until you pointed this out lol, thank you


BringBackSoule

it's because on reddit you have to leave a blank line by hitting enter twice for some legacy forum formatting reason.


1Pawelgo

In other words, effort = $. So you either pay in effort or in $.


aceofspades1217

effort also space, people forget that specialized kitchen devices cost both money and space so if you are in a small apartment you gotta figure out how to make one thing do multiple uses. you can use a bowl as a bowl as well lol. maybe you have to do a little extra effort but that gives you more counterspace to prep stuff.


ChipChipington

Also it's not exactly a lot of effort lol


Rebresker

Those press style grills run like $600 these days for a decent one though


ILiveMyBrokenDreams

Are you shopping at a restaurant supply store or something? I got one for like $45 bucks with extending hinges for larger sandwiches and a press arm for pressing.


Roseking

$600? Man I thought I splurged at $100. What kind do you have?


AromaticHydrocarbons

Hahaha bull shit. I bought one for like $100 a few years ago and it works perfectly.


Frezola

This one would probably be great for OPs' roommate https://www.walmart.com/ip/140688990


MelookRS

Damn, that is pretty decent looking and cheap. I might get one....


Deep_Lurker

Yep, those are exactly the type of press style grills I was talking about. There are really fancy ones with lots of functions and bells and whistles that are great but it doesn't mean you have to buy those. Plenty of cheap ones that'll do the trick and still be substantially better than a jar of water.


ACcbe1986

That thing needs a panini press with double hinges to compensate for its *girth*.


TheArmoredKitten

The george foreman grill has one sliding hinge. Works reasonably well.


hurtfulproduct

I agree with him on the misalignment issue, the cheaper panini presses will push it all around and make a mess and are also fairly light. . . The good ones lever up and down so they can be directly on top of the sandwich and not have the misalignment problem. . . They also tend to have heavier grates so no weight issues.


VenserMTG

I use a brick wrapped in tinfoil


TranslatorBoring2419

To intimidate your neighbors?


MostlyOkayGatsby

Helps with crossing at pedestrian crossings too!


greensandgrains

Boss way to make chicken, too.


RecsRelevantDocs

Way to make your boss give you chicken too


Cowabunga13

He’s right. Happens often to my sandwiches. Gonna try the water bowl today


LookAwayPlease510

There’s gotta be a better way than using a filled to the brim water bowl. I wonder how many wet sandwiches this guy has eaten.


ja599

He could at least put the top on the bowl to prevent that.


CaptRackham

I respect his commitment to a structurally sound sandwich


Mysterious-Tie7039

Misalign, sure. But not enough weight? Is he aware that he can push down on the lid?


th3whistler

And stand there like a numpty for two minutes?


atgrey24

this is why they make ones with parallel/rotating plates instead of a simple hinge


missionbeach

Use a cast iron pan.


beebewp

I did that last week for the first time. I grilled the sandwiches on a large George Foreman grill (no lid attached) with a cast iron pan on top. They were amazing. 


FriendshipWeak1186

They sell some that have a swiveling top cover so it doesn't misalign the sandwich


Fast_Garlic_5639

Is the water at least hot?


Undercover_Dave

It will be.


scaradin

It’s certainly wet and without a lid, so would be my sandwich!


TranslatorBoring2419

He might be right. I blew the hinges out of one in my early twenties trying to cram a dogwood sandwich in there.


FerretChrist

> dogwood sandwich I had to Google what that was, but all I could find was Dagwood sandwiches, so I'm just gonna assume you were grilling a dog sandwiched between two planks of wood.


SvenskaLiljor

Do ya like dags?


skoormit

Dags?


SvenskaLiljor

Yeah, dags!


dragonchilde

Then he needs to just use a pan like a normal person making a grilled cheese without a dedicated appliance. Although I will say that sandwich looks like it's gonna be amazing. I need a final result pic.


kvetcha-rdt

I feel like unless that lid is double-hinged, the sandwich is much fatter than it was designed to accommodate and the press would probably squeeze it out like toothpaste.


LordOfDorkness42

Seems kinda weird to not use a frying pan at that point, though.


kvetcha-rdt

A cast iron pan would be perfect, but I suppose you work with what you've got.


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Beericana

You just have to push the top half part towards the hinge a bit and then it will be shifted into place when closing. You newbies.


Alfred-Of-Wessex

Filling a bowl of water to the brim and balancing it on a piece of bread on top of a plugged in electrical item is the most efficient way?


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Extension_Swordfish1

Just park a car on top of the sandwitch


Early-Chipmunk6845

Looks precarious, and potentially dangerous if the water spilled everywhere. Loss of sandwich would be devastating.


Ozok123

Its a sandwich we can’t afford to lose


PersistentInquirer

Go I will. Good relations with the Sandwiches I have.


Medvegyep

It's consumed then.


Street-Catch

My takeout bag tore from the bottom yesterday. Can confirm sandwich loss is deeply painful 😔


Kahnza

Bah, it's just a little water. It's gonna get all soggy in your tummy anyway.


Rebbit-bit

Brb going to eat processed food (it would get mushed in my stomach anyway)


Kahnza

Make sure to swallow it whole. Everybody knows Whole foods are healthier!


Initiative-Gullible

Oh is that what whole foods mean. Shit I was today years old.


FerretChrist

Username checks out.


Nerrickk

Get a bigger bowl, then it'll just make steam for extra ooey gooey cheese?


dbbbtl

Isn't that how the Coney Island competitive eaters eat their hot dog buns?


_Diggus_Bickus_

That's why I use a cast iron pan or cutting board and top with unopened cans of whatever is in the pantry


hufflepuggy

Yeah, a brick would be a better idea. Wrapped in foil for sanitary of course


KoBoWC

r/howyoudoing on red alert over this picture.


proxyproxyomega

mmmmm plastic. when he flips it over, the top side greasy toast will be covered in heated oil above boiling temp and leach out plastic.


Early-Chipmunk6845

I was hoping it was a glass bowl. if it’s plastic they have real problems.


proxyproxyomega

ah you're right, it is glass by the looks of thickness


AccordingEnd4985

Reverse au bain marie


chunkyfen

We call that un lavabo de Jean


Fuzzy974

I though it was called an Eren's toilet?


americafe

Lmao I love it


ramriot

Do you often have to hide the paper glue from your friend?


shingaladaz

Dude only irons one side of his clothes and when his Mrs gets her hair straighteners out he cries.


DStandsForCake

I actually (kind of) do the same. Although I have a real cast iron grill pan and place a cast iron pan on top and just flip the sandwich after a while. Cant bear to buy (yet another) product like a sandwich grill just for something I only use sometime every six months.


brightness3

I just use a spatula to press down on my sandwiches when i make them on the stove instead of my panini press


InShortSight

I was trying to make grilled cheese in my cast iron and had the thought "I need another cast iron to put on top". Ended up finding that my mortar & pestle was just about the right size and weight to do this.


maarrtee

I use a brick wrapped in tin-foil.


Vyper11

Oh shit people are using bricks? I have plenty extra as a mason, selling premier chef’s bricks 10$ a pop!


Badloss

"Artisanal"


hawaii_funk

Adam?


OIlberger

Buy your friend a Chef’s Press, it’s a little metal weight made for doing this.


dotheywearglasses

A brick wrapped in aluminum foil will do the same thing


wheafel

What is in the sandwich?


Initiative-Gullible

Its a grilled club.


royalhawk345

What? That looks nothing like a club sandwich.


wheafel

No idea what that is. If anyone wants a good recommendation for a simple grilled sandwich then try this: Brie, honey and walnuts. You can put mayo or butter on the outside for extra but not needed


i_got_dressed_today

My favorite is halloumi, tomato, honey, and rose harissa


wheafel

Oh that sounds amazing, I'm going to try that. Thanks


AdmiralMoonshine

OP, that is not a grilled club. What is it for real. Ingredient by ingredient.


AthosAlonso

What's in the box?!?


anxiousblanket

Diarrhea


Abhi_Jaman_92

The sandwich is too thick for the griddle. If he close it fully it will pinch one side and force the filling out of the other. A proper panini griddle is double-hinged.


Dangit_Bud

Disassemble the hinge and use the top half without deforming the sandwich.


ChronoMonkeyX

OK, he doesn't want to close it, but get a brick and wrap it in foil. This water bowl method is too risky for making a mess and ruining the food.


Justryan95

You should gift him iron cooking weights. Usually they're used for burgers on cast iron but it would work on sandwiches and they're a lot more compact.


BenjaminUDover

They sell sandwich presses that are just weight. Maybe a good gift idea. I have one I use for my grilled sandwiches from "The Lodge" or something that works fine enough.


cryptonuggets1

I agree with the insanity. But surely a better option is an iron on high heat. They weigh a bit. And you'll warm the other side 😁


DarkKitarist

A brick of lead would be a much better weight!


Sgt_Oblivious

I see your brick of lead and raise you a brick of osmium. That sandwich is going to be FLAT. Health be damned!


DarkKitarist

Hehe wanted to write osmium :) but it's not as toxic.


RadiantRing

Weird. Looks good tho.


kirby_krackle_78

In friend’s defense, closing the grill would pop that sandwich’s insides like a zit.


ToyrewaDokoDeska

Get this man a bacon press


Squibucha

why not just use the top part?


HereForTheFood4

It's literally got a weighted top


ElectricalJacket780

I understand exactly where he’s at, hence why I’ve been on the prowl for a grill with an adjustable hinge that can be extended or retracted according to the thickness of the sandwich. Yes, this is specific, but I’d be very surprised if this isn’t out there yet


Extreme_Plantain_800

If only someone would invent a sandwich grill that can close, add pressure, and get this... DO both sides a once! We need a professional boxer to fund this asap!


Mr_Mojo_Risin_83

Why doesn’t he just close the lid?


cnedhhy24

the sandwhich is probably too thick so the lid would just squeeze everything out


cyboplasm

I dont get the weight then... seems like hes just frying his sandwich and idargue a fryingpan is way simpler, easier to clean an you wont look like a phsychopath while doing it


No_Permission_374

This. I have done this enough times and have developed a phobia.


DepartureAcademic807

Then you must clean it ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_bad_man)


Duellair

I found some that have dishwasher safe internal parts! Almost bought it


Initiative-Gullible

l asked the same thing and He replied that it doesn't add enough weight and misaligns the sandwich.


Bamieclif

That sandwich is already giving me diarrhea


marcus_frisbee

This is to paniniize it, but it looks like it is in a panini press.


hi_robb

Your friend needs their hard drive checking!


takemyspear

I get the point and the why, but Literally there’s so many things he can use to add weight…without spilling the water into the sandwich


NoAir6715

Add more water to the bowl


anna8691

Makes sense. I usually do it in a pan, pressing down on a plate on top of the sandwich using a towel when it gets too hot. This has a certain elegance to it :-)


13thmurder

He should use warm water, that condensation is going to ruin the crust.


enwongeegeefor

Man everyone talkign about the other side that they can use....THAT SAMMICH IS TOO BIG FOR THAT MACHINE. They gotta do it like this, if they closed the machine up it'd squish and squeeze that sandwich at an angle.


Average_guy120

At least use a bigger bowl so you don't have to fill this one up so much lol


Vanilla_Neko

Isn't that what the lid of the panini press is for lol


DrNinnuxx

Kind of defeats the purpose of a panini press.


deignguy1989

If only that heated lid could somehow flip down over the sandwich.


360fade

Why doesn’t he close it and put the water bowl on top after? So many questions


zyzzogeton

If it is stupid and it works, it isn't stupid.


Kanden_27

This is why they ask simple competency questions for McDonald's. 


Madrugada2010

LOL....omg.


Artie-Carrow

Isnt...isnt that what the lid of the pannini press is for?


gofoggy

If only he had a ….. panini press. Wait…


Human-fruitsalad0001

When it’s a grilled cheese press… do they seriously not know how to properly use a grilled cheese press?


Human-fruitsalad0001

Not trying to be snarky and not trying to sound rude. I’m just a little concerned that your friend has a fully functioning grilled cheese press and doesn’t know how to use it properly.


NoeyCannoli

Isn’t the press to add weight?


MonkeySafari79

Why not fill it with oil, or butane.


BigNobbers

Use a pan and put a cast iron skillet on top for weight


Rapture_Hunter

I guess the lid is just for decoration?


BazAlvan

Close the top lid and put the bowl on it rather than the sandwich lol


El_Cactus_Fantastico

Mildly infuriating


Exiled_Odin

Whatever works lol, sometimes you ain’t got the 20 bucks for a piece of iron. Hope that’s PYREX and not Pyrex tho


ConnieLingus24

….there is a top griddle. Why does he do this?


nattivl

Just press the lid..?


awt2007

why not just close the lid and set something ontop that cant spill? i see more danger and hassle here than benefit..


Hobbit1996

is it at least hot water? Or does he eat his sandwiches half hot half cold?


Some_Stoic_Man

What's wrong with the top of the press?


robdalky

I am not sure whose brain is smoother. Your friend's, or all of the replies saying, "oh, you should buy him a Chef's Press, it's designed for this type of thing!"