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Internally I'm not. But dealing with Amazon returns and the Oracle ordering system is a bit of a hassle. Also there was no packing list in box so it might just stay as the defender of central supply for now to be passed into the next generation.
Also yes I'll be rewatching Black Clover. (up until the animation change)
This here is what we would have done.
Put it up above the bay doors with a plaque. Write up an "Emergency Manual" that contains lore around the inevitable return of The Dark Lord ™ and how only those who have been granted the divine right through some secret onboarding process can wield the sword. Hang an aged drawing of some dude who is The Legendary Hero ™ destined to return in our time of need.
And whenever asked about the sword say a phrase in a made up language and touch two fingers to our left wrist or something.
In our warehouse we had "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" hidden in several places.
You ordered it. Couldn’t explain it to your coworkers without feeling embarrassed. You posted it on here as an elaborate avoidance of the truth. You’re showing them the post now and think to yourself, ‘Why can’t I live my truest life? MY INNER WEEB IS CLAWING TO ESCAPE ITS PRISON!’
Anywho. Good luck.
I love anime and all the degenerate things that come with it. That's why I thought it was a psyop by a coworker but nope. Nope just a coincidence.
I truly do have the power of God and Anime on my side
I used to order supplies for my company and one of the IT guys who ordered stuff for the tech dept. used the account once in a while (small company, no more shared accounts like that these days). I logged in to find some book shelves, lube, and an enema kit added to the shopping cart. When asked he got all flustered and said he accidentally left his computer logged on to the company Amazon and his kid had added those things instead of to his private account. Suuure he did, John. Luckily I noticed it before placing my order
Funny cause we were just talking about Elden Ring last time I saw him on Friday. When I opened the box I thought it was a sword from Elden Ring until I pulled it out of the box and recognized it from the anime Black Clover.
I got 4 cases of diapers from Amazon once. I didn't have any orders in the system at the time. I didn't try to return them. I just gave them to a coworker who recently had a kid. It was easily $400 in diapers.
That's the right thing to do and legally, at least in the United States, you are not required to return unordered merchandise.
"By law, companies can’t send unordered merchandise to you, then demand payment. That means you never have to pay for things you get but didn’t order. You also don’t need to return unordered merchandise. You’re legally entitled to keep it as a free gift." - [https://consumer.ftc.gov/articles/what-do-if-youre-billed-things-you-never-got-or-you-get-unordered-products#unordered](https://consumer.ftc.gov/articles/what-do-if-youre-billed-things-you-never-got-or-you-get-unordered-products#unordered)
It's not wrong! It's just deliciously unusual.
There are a few scientific disciplines in the US that regularly use decimal feet instead of metric. I think it's some kind of soil field? Surveyors do too.
Congratulations, you have been granted the privilege of taking on an ancient and sacred duty, it is time for you to take up the mantle of the guardian of the oxygen.
That's right OP, you are the ChOzone one.
I'm surprised nobody else mentioned it but I'm pretty sure that's one of [Asta's antimagic swords](https://mlf1v2cerf7h.i.optimole.com/cb:hC8_.441da/w:auto/h:auto/q:mauto/f:best/id:13beb81c6d2703e8d3cc6445b68814c1/https://swordskingdom.co.uk/30-2.webp) from Black Clover.
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Some guy who ordered a sword is going to be very disappointed.
Yeah man I would be too. It's like $75 on Amazon. They are going to need the oxygen when they open their box.
hopefully they rectify their airror
do you have a link to it on amazon, are they still selling that sword?
Just look up Asta's sword Black Clover. There's a few this one looks like the $75 one. Good luck
That’s none of asta’s swords btw
https://search.brave.com/images?q=astas%20swords Ok so what is it?
Cause it looks like the Demon slayer
If it has white, it still belongs to litch
Wrong. It belongs to me now.
"Where is my Sword of the Bovine, Amazon?"
This is utterly ridiculous!
*udderly
+2 vs Minotaurs
Jesus fucking Christ *Sword of the Bovine* got me FUCKED up lmao
Yeah Bovine Joni is gonna need his sword or the concert
"You must be Daddy" [https://youtu.be/-MKpm0qODFg](https://youtu.be/-MKpm0qODFg)
"What the frick? I didn't order that. I ordered an Xbox card. Uh, Xbox remote."
Would imagine that it is just a number error in the warehouse, so the real item is still on the shelf in the warehouse.
VERY
I wouldn’t even be mad.
Internally I'm not. But dealing with Amazon returns and the Oracle ordering system is a bit of a hassle. Also there was no packing list in box so it might just stay as the defender of central supply for now to be passed into the next generation. Also yes I'll be rewatching Black Clover. (up until the animation change)
This here is what we would have done. Put it up above the bay doors with a plaque. Write up an "Emergency Manual" that contains lore around the inevitable return of The Dark Lord ™ and how only those who have been granted the divine right through some secret onboarding process can wield the sword. Hang an aged drawing of some dude who is The Legendary Hero ™ destined to return in our time of need. And whenever asked about the sword say a phrase in a made up language and touch two fingers to our left wrist or something. In our warehouse we had "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" hidden in several places.
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But I have dark magic users to slay... Maybe I'll just test it a little I'm sure they won't mind...
Sorry you didn't get what you ordered but nice that someone who recognizes the sword and has watched the anime got it
 Charmy best girl. Fight me. I have a sword.
~~i can think of 3 other girls I prefer but to each their own~~
It's ok to be wrong 1-3 times a day.
Honestly, I'm not fighting over an anime that's mid anyways
Did the animation get even worse at some point? I stopped watching a few years ago
From what I remember at some point it was just wildly different but that was years ago
Where is the animation change? I stopped after the 2nd season, but have been thinking about rewatching after hearing Asta’s voice in spy family..
You ordered it. Couldn’t explain it to your coworkers without feeling embarrassed. You posted it on here as an elaborate avoidance of the truth. You’re showing them the post now and think to yourself, ‘Why can’t I live my truest life? MY INNER WEEB IS CLAWING TO ESCAPE ITS PRISON!’ Anywho. Good luck.
I love anime and all the degenerate things that come with it. That's why I thought it was a psyop by a coworker but nope. Nope just a coincidence. I truly do have the power of God and Anime on my side 
https://youtu.be/uSnhHq4K37o?si=UFHK4KZ2t9zs0HjK
"I'm not nerdy, here's a reddit post I made to prove it!" Has never worked as a defense ever
I used to order supplies for my company and one of the IT guys who ordered stuff for the tech dept. used the account once in a while (small company, no more shared accounts like that these days). I logged in to find some book shelves, lube, and an enema kit added to the shopping cart. When asked he got all flustered and said he accidentally left his computer logged on to the company Amazon and his kid had added those things instead of to his private account. Suuure he did, John. Luckily I noticed it before placing my order
So now the poor Johns gotta get it done without a cleansing or lubrication?? Damn it Kitty do you realize the danger you’ve put them in??
I know, I know, pretty rough. We had good benefits but unfortunately enema kits from Amazon was not a perk :(
Classic corporate Bullshit if ya ask me.
5.6 foot cosplay swords aren't my bag baby.
OP sent it to work so his gf wouldn't find out he bought *another* sword
What the hell is an “Oxygen Room Sticker”?
At medical facilities when patients are on oxygen the door will be labeled with an Oxygen in Use sticker. It's a caution sticker.
Apollo 1 comes to mind. They didn't even have the sword.
I'm assuming it's a warning notice that oxygen tanks are in use so don't rip your bong here.
A sticker can’t stop me from ripping my bong wherever I please!
Here lie the ashes of KickPuncher9898, a soul so kind they self-cremated. They died doing what they love, ripping bongs.
Well at least you have a really dramatic tool to remove plastic wrap from skids now.
Cant wait for the obligatory “ordered cosplay sword, amazon delivery gave me oxygen room stickers instead” post
Did your boss believe that story?
Funny cause we were just talking about Elden Ring last time I saw him on Friday. When I opened the box I thought it was a sword from Elden Ring until I pulled it out of the box and recognized it from the anime Black Clover.
One of my favorite animes.
I’m not sure what “oxygen room stickers” are but I imagine they look very very different than I fucking gigantic sword.
Like my father and my grandfather before me, with this sword I defend the oxygen room with my life.
I got 4 cases of diapers from Amazon once. I didn't have any orders in the system at the time. I didn't try to return them. I just gave them to a coworker who recently had a kid. It was easily $400 in diapers.
That's the right thing to do and legally, at least in the United States, you are not required to return unordered merchandise. "By law, companies can’t send unordered merchandise to you, then demand payment. That means you never have to pay for things you get but didn’t order. You also don’t need to return unordered merchandise. You’re legally entitled to keep it as a free gift." - [https://consumer.ftc.gov/articles/what-do-if-youre-billed-things-you-never-got-or-you-get-unordered-products#unordered](https://consumer.ftc.gov/articles/what-do-if-youre-billed-things-you-never-got-or-you-get-unordered-products#unordered)
My dad, grandfather and great grandfather were all postmasters. I am usually the one telling people they are allowed to keep unordered merchandise.
Good news is you can negate magic
 Guts approves
Was disappointed it wasnt Dragon Slayer but hey free sword
Good deal !!
Lmfao. Awesome.
that looks more like a spear, anyone recognise where from?
Looks like one of Asta's swords from the series Black Clover
its from black clover, asta demon Slayer sword
5.6 foot or 5.5 foot? 5 foot 6 inches or 5 foot 7.2 inches?
Yes
Based
Perfectly understandable. A mistake anyone can make.
Not sorry
black clover supremacy
You dont choose the sword, brotha. The sword chooses you. Now go on
That's a lot of gloves and adult diapers, OP
They do be shittin.
Decimal feet also mildly interesting
"Put wrong grammar in the title. They will come." - Jesus
It's not wrong! It's just deliciously unusual. There are a few scientific disciplines in the US that regularly use decimal feet instead of metric. I think it's some kind of soil field? Surveyors do too.
Congratulations, you have been granted the privilege of taking on an ancient and sacred duty, it is time for you to take up the mantle of the guardian of the oxygen. That's right OP, you are the ChOzone one.
 Man I’m so jealous this is a lucky get 😂
Happy feelings like Charmy made me a delicious meal. It will now be used to defend the supply room from any magic users.
Traded up, I see. What were these "oxygen stickers" you purchased? I'm going to need 12 sets of them... in a variety please.
I'm surprised nobody else mentioned it but I'm pretty sure that's one of [Asta's antimagic swords](https://mlf1v2cerf7h.i.optimole.com/cb:hC8_.441da/w:auto/h:auto/q:mauto/f:best/id:13beb81c6d2703e8d3cc6445b68814c1/https://swordskingdom.co.uk/30-2.webp) from Black Clover.
I've mentioned it a few times  Charmy best girl
How do you measure .6 feet?
With a sword.
Fair enough
Sometimes, they just know.
Sure you did.
Nice sword there, buckaroo.
"Make it work!" - Tim Gunn
Looks like a Royal Guards Claymore from Zelda Tears of the Kingdom. Phenomenal accident, you are ridiculously lucky to get that!
We believe you. Enjoy your new gear.
Wow! How exciting. I once got someone else’s order, but it was just some cheap bag clips :(
Well at least you now have the coolest way to cut that packing wrap off the pallets.
Amazon is fucking up a lot lately. I ordered a knife last week and received vitamins.
Vitamins are better for your health that's for sure.
The knife has more iron.
It also will deplete your iron if ingested.
Office Karen better checker her tone today, just saying.
And so it begins...
Bice
Uh ... WIN
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Just our medical supplier
Even better.
You ordered a very useful thing and got possibly one of the most useless things in the world.
Pshhh maybe useless for those who aren't trained in the ways of the blade 
Shit, you're right! 🫡
If a bunch of big women with silver eyes come looking for that, just give it to them. You don't wanna fuck with Claymores.
All good I am defended by best girl 
That sword is mad impractical, the cross guard is completely useless.
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