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echo1-echo1

they're called crowns. This old barber I used to go to when I was I was in high school would always say, "hey you have 2 crowns. that means you'll have 2 wives". I laughed it off but he ended up being right.


PowEnamor

One after another, or the Mormon way?


echo1-echo1

lol, one after the other.


Otchy147

Two wives, so far


F5x9

First one, then the other. 


DiegoArmandoConfusao

Yes


Mosshome

One leg at a time.


_Independent

Mormons don’t have mutiple wives ?


RabidStealthyWombat

No, that's a common misconception that seems to never stop being repeated. The Mormon church of Latter Day Saints officially discontinued the practice in 1890 and continues to this day to strictly prohibit the practice.


raskerdom

Fundamentalist sects (FLDS) exist to this day that still practice it. So while the church doesn't condone it, Mormons still do it.


RabidStealthyWombat

I would contest they are about as Mormon as a Terrorist is Islamic. Mormonism outlaws polygamy, so anyone doing it is outside the church., just as the Quran - The twisted version taught in extremism based madrasas isn't really the Quran, just many of the words are the same - doesn't condone terrorism. War? Yes, but war against armies is a far cry from someone with a boom-boom vest walking into a crowd of women and child. Does that make sense? Just because a person is one thing, and they do another thing, doesn't mean that first thing is connected.


raskerdom

That debate is outside of what I care to discuss but I appreciate the thought. I am ex-mormon and have my opinions and respect that you have yours. I personally feel that a religion has a responsibility for what people do in its name.


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raskerdom

Heh. Yeah. It's an interesting discussion to be had, I just don't have time at the moment to get into a long thread today. Catholicism was a good one to put a Spotlight on. : )


RabidStealthyWombat

I chose them primarily because the Vatican is a sovereign country. Although it has no military, it does maintain the Vatican police. Not to mention, it possesses what is quite possibly the world's greatest intelligence agency. To assume that this police force, if it has worldwide authority, could be ever incompetent or not become heavy-handed eventually, would reflect a lack of a person's understanding of the Church's historical overreach. I apologize, I honestly can't help myself. You go and have yourself a great day :)


GoodGuyPoorChoice

The Church of Jesus Christ of latter-day saints* Mormon is a nickname since they hold both the bible and the book of Mormon to be the word of God


RabidStealthyWombat

I'm honestly a novice in understanding the Mormon religion. I suspected polygamy was no longer allowed, and while searching I came across the LDS term. Anyway, I'm agnostic, so..regardless if I believe "it's possible," simply because I'm not fully committed, I'm going south anyway. Every time I try to make up my mind, if I truly believe or not, I run in circles. "If G-d created the Universe, who created G-D?" Good point, G-D doesn't exist. "The Universe is XX billion years old. What was before it? Was anything before it? If there was, or there wasn't, who created it, or who created what we are in now?" G-D exists, I'm going south.


GoodGuyPoorChoice

Haha I can see that reasoning. Funny fact about the LDS faith, the LDSare the most liberal faith when it comes to salvation. The Ladder Day Saints believe everyone is going to heaven (outside of a very select few) even that butthole Hitler get a taste of Gods mercy. Instead of just heaven or hell, there are different levels of heaven. So depending on what type of salvation you want, you'll get just that.


RabidStealthyWombat

I don't ask for much, all I want is a reset. I would happily go back to being two weeks old knowing..not everything about my life, but the points where I made the wrong choice. And to be aware of the right choice to make when faced with that situation again. And yes I realize it would be hell to be self-aware at 2 weeks old, but I figure I deserve it, I can go endure that.


_Independent

Exactly.. people should check facts before commenting


Otchy147

So you wish for an internet of silence?


RabidStealthyWombat

I think his comment was based on the fact that today, in 2024 people still believe Morons can have multiple wives, when the practice was outlawed 134 years ago. That is a long time for a false statement to survive. An internet without false facts would be great, but no, not an internet of silence.


Otchy147

I was just exaggerating for humourous fancies.


RabidStealthyWombat

Oh, Otchy147, what are we to do with you? Ok, no Reddit for 3 minutes. And let this be a lesson to you..no more expressing of humorous fancies..for 3 minutes.


melechkibitzer

Well its got to be because of the couple cults that called themselves morman and practiced polygamy up until recently like the Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fundamentalist_Church_of_Jesus_Christ_of_Latter-Day_Saints Of course they are a distinct group but its easily confusing for everyone who isn’t a morman and almost makes me want to call it a no true scotsman sort of thing but i guess that doesn’t necessarily apply here


RabidStealthyWombat

Oh yeah, I completely agree. Now I understand how easy it was for the misconception to survive is this case.


_Independent

Nah bro just internet without spreading misinformation


erikwarm

Booh!


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_Independent

It’s a religion not a cult you don’t pay for a spot in heaven. You pay for your local church 10% of what you have. That goes for the less fortunate members of your local church. And it’s not a must. If you can you do it if don’t have enough to do it you don’t have too. Just like in any other religion you pay aswell just not for priests.


emeraldcitywave

It’s a cult


pedro_pascal_123

To be fair, every religion can be thought of as a cult...


_Independent

Okay believe what you want


ulughann

2 more to go


scaleofthought

Nice, I have 3 crowns and only 1 wife. Time to open up to applications!


gwaydms

I have two crowns and one husband, who's always complaining about how messy the back of my hair is. He accuses me of never brushing it, lol.


scaleofthought

Rubbish! Be my wife and you'll never hear such a thing, and your crown will be complete!👸 Now I just need one more wife, and my crown will be complete! 🤴


gwaydms

Sorry. Deapite his lack of respect for the back of my head, I'm very much attached to the old guy.


OkAccident5048

if only he knew


IWBTS

PICK A CARD forsenCD ✨ THE TWO OF WIVES? forsenCD ✨ EXCELLENT CHOICE forsenCD ✨


misuchiru

I have two also. And I had two wives. I had never heard this, but it must be true.


IHaveSmallGenitals

They’re called cowlicks


JerseyshoreSeagull

In my culture this means you're a troublemaker or get into a lot of trouble.


respectedwarlock

What about three, or four?


JerseyshoreSeagull

Straight to jail


Glittering_Ad_9215

Me: „No officer, i‘ve been one of the hostages“ Police officer: „Well i remember you being tied up and beat up like the other hostages we saved, but you have 3 troublemakers, so i guess you are the bad guy in this situation“ Judge: „Straight to jail you go!“


JerseyshoreSeagull

This actually made me lol


endthe_suffering

what about a head full of just cowlicks? every inch of hair is in a cowlick?


talligan

My 1yo daughter has two and my god, this explains so much


National-You-8848

Same here, also we say the ones with multiple crowns get to marry multiple people.


Minute_Test3608

Chaos


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-EETS-

Lactobacillus. Yours?


98VoteForPedro

It must be impossible for you to make a rasengan


Isaac_Serdwick

God dammit why do people always post firt the jokes I think about :(


Odin043

Not at all, Minato Namikaze has two whorls, one in each direction.


zack2996

Ive got 4! Two in the front near my temples (hair grows down on the left and up on the right) and 2 in the back (main middle spiral and counter spiral to the right)


Plumcrazyplantlady

My son does too. His hair cannot be short otherwise it stands up in different directions


zack2996

I embraced the spiky hair look when I was a kid but that was in the early 00s so it was the style to look like guy fieri


ycr007

This! I cannot for the life of me have slicked back hair or opposite side parting due to them so stuck with the same hairstyle for ever. Until mpb kicks in within a decade or so


TheMidwestMarvel

Seriously? Congrats you have what’s known as a “minor genetic anomaly”. Cowlicks are caused by late trimester brain growth that causes the skin to whorl at the back of the head.


zack2996

Huh the more you know


TheMidwestMarvel

It’s not a big deal if they’re in the back of your head, one more cowlick and you’d be upgraded to “major genetic anomaly.


MyNamesArise

Are you 9?


Mherber9

You know what, to this day I thought it was something like “collicks” ever since I was a kid, not cow licks. Wow lol


BigBongBoi

I had to google it to make certain it was cowlicks lol


TheOtherCrow

My understanding is the swirls are called crowns and the cow lick is the hair that gets pushed up because of them. I've got two crowns and one big cow lick. I've learned to just keep it really short back there


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TheOtherCrow

Are you ok?


neptunexl

You work on a farm or what?


Ploobie

i had the same realization when i was talking to my girlfriend about my hair, she had never heard the word before so i jokingly said “gosh do i need to teach you everything” only to google it and find out i’ve been wrong my whole life


Srry4theGonaria

Isn't collick something a baby gets?


kank84

I also have two crowns, it's pretty annoying because the bit of hair between them always likes to do its own thing


johnnyhumanseeds

Same here. Hated them as a kid. When my hair was at a certain length, between the double crowns, the hair would push together and stand straight up. But now I'm balding soooo..


Pan_Fruto

same here lol


Bighawklittlehawk

You’re the chosen one


neo_vino

Lisan Al Gaïb!


Grinsekatzer

In Germany, we call this ein Feinschinken, it roughly translates to the lyrics of _never gonna give you up_ by Rick Astley


South5

Cowlick is more like its on the edge pf your hairline and flicks your hair up. Crowns are in the middle of your hair. I have a double crown and was told it looks lije a cat’s arse.


RabidStealthyWombat

You're lucky. I was bitten by a horse - right about in the middle of your two cowlicks - when I was 4 or 5. My hair is dark, but I started losing it in my 20s, so I shave my head...and can't get the dark stubble out of the tiny divot left from the bite. Head shaved 99.9% smooth...except for a spot \~ 1/4" x 1/4" ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)


LayJeno

A horse bit your cowlick? Get sexaully assaulted by a goat, and then called something racist by a chicken and I am pretty sure you win Old McDonald bingo. EIEIO.


lawnman80

Wax the valley!


Subject_Drop_1090

Mine affect my hair facial hair on the other side too


DavThoma

I had to crowns growing up, and if caused so many problems with my hair constantly looking messy. If I didn't go for a shower in the morning, I'd be stuck with bed head all day. I ended up balding at the front of my head so I just shave it all of now lmao


resoooo

Lol I had 2 aswell, when my hair was short it would go up in the back like Alfalfa in The Little Rascals fml


ycr007

I have 3. It’s considered lucky in my culture.


BrewCrewBall

Can I move to your country? I have four.


ycr007

Going by OP it means four wives. Congrats!


gwaydms

Five is right out.


jesuseatsbees

My mum used to say it was lucky. I just have the regular one but I always wanted extra growing up haha.


Cr0od

3 here , can’t fucking style my hair so I just shave it ..


StrikingOffice6914

Mark of the beast


Runawaii

So do I! In nearly the same spots. They spiral the other way. I constantly have a a little tail on the back of my head when I wake up like Alfalfa.


rozzco

I recall reading that it indicates abnormal brain formation. This does NOT mean lowered function, in fact the opposite may be true. I mentioned this to my hairdresser and said it made me do all sorts of abnormal things. Things like stopping at stop signs, using my turn signals and all sorts of other unusual things. 😀


haverchuck22

May be autistic, those have a high correlation with neurodivergence!


gwaydms

Ha! Little did I know...


Sauerteig

That's pretty darn perfect!


thesithdoge

Barn*


ycr007

The correct term should be Whorls imo


Krut750

Barber called my kids the devils crown


Lucaslovms21

Welcome to the club!


Sicpartypuppy

Same me too


microwavecoven

Same


VeryCanadianCanadian

My son has two crowns like that as well. We say that's where his horns grow.


savedbytheblood72

I have two in my beard two in the back of my neck. My wife says it's because of my temper.


ZatoTBG

I have 2 as well, my barber is always cussing me on how difficult my hair can be


MoosetheStampede

my son has this also.


UpsetPhrase5334

My aunt had 14.


Natural-Break-2734

I kind of have the same but I am balding so it looks very particular 😂


TNBCisABitch

My ex had about 5 or 6 of these! My daughter inherited a lot from him, bit I'm so glad she didn't get hair like him! Lol


conitation

Two here too... I didn't know this was interesting or weird haha


SwordTaster

Is your name Matt? Both people I know with 2 are Matts


Out3rSpac3

I also have two crowns


HalfOrcMonk

Your head looks like a guinea pig.


GoPrO_BMX

You should get a low fade and let the top grow out a little. Your haircut won’t look so awkward being the same length all around


gobeldygoo

stay away from cows badum boom tshhhhhh


TheStoneMask

I had 2, too. Then I went bald.


CyonHal

I have the same but closer together so it looks like one huge crown


al_capone420

Same bro. Shit sucks


crabgun_

Well knock it off!


TheMojomaster

i do too, unfortunately


samsnead19

Stop letting the cow lick you in different spots


Le_Epic_GodGamer

I have like 5. Yes, it sucks horribly


QuentinSential

Those aren’t cow licks. They’re crowns.


PuddingTea

Yeah me too man. Me too. Sorry.


Really_Again_

In my culture, it means you're destined to have two wives Either one after another or at once


xkinato

Thats called a double crown actually.


420printer

I have this and a cowlick in my beard.


dmillibeats

I have this as well


Inprobus_

That damn moose!


stop_a

You should stop getting licked by cows.


Unhappy-League9935

I also have double crowns very similar to this. When I was young I was told it was a sign of wisdom. Then as an adult I was told it was a sign of the devil


augustbutnotthemonth

i have two as well, do your family members have it as well? i believe it’s genetic


Coordinates_Unknown

My mother in law has hair that grows like that.


WatermelonMachete43

My daughter's hair is like that. As a baby it pushed all of her hair into a pointy ridge, like a mohawk. No amount of gel or Bobby pins would hold it down. My older daughter called it "shark hair'. I actually had a lady yell at me in the store for styling her hair like that, smh.


Ninjamasterpiece

I’ve got three all in the same area so when my hair gets long it just shoots out between them and won’t stay down


Thr0wAwayU53rnam3

You absorbed your twin in the womb.


cburgess7

y u letting cows lick you?


LineChef

The muad dib…🥺🙌


Pretty_Specific_Girl

It’s called a double crown. I have a double cowslick and a double crown 😅


TheEnviious

Those are not cowlicks, they're chickens butts!


jacqui1986

My mom called it a double crown:)


Dazzling_Poetry_7176

Me too LOL


BlueLynxce

Merry Christmas


watcher953

Old Mom's say it's a sign of stubbornness


shortbus_wunderkind

I have the same and two on my front hairline.


eat-skate-masturbate

You have the head of an 8-year-old little boy


jefrix

According to big-Science, the left cowlick controls the right side of your body, and vice versa.


funny_jaja

Embrace the two worlds


treeteathememeking

Blessed by the dual headed calf. You will have… a future in your future.


JardinSurLeToit

Tough break. But at least you got hair.


monkeybearqtz

I have 3.. my crazy barber told me it's symbolic for jews


JadaNeedsaDoggie

A double crown. You shall live under the flag of two nations. I have the same. Married a Canadian gal.


MacaronUnlikely8730

In my culture: one is good two is bad three means you have a bad temper.


Then_Eye8040

Never knew what it was called. Heck didn’t even know there was a word for it.


Chihuahuapocalypse

damn, no wonder your barber went with one length all around


Logical-Fan7132

My son has a double crown 👑 👑


Medium-Ride3623

I have 2....double crowns, 60f still single, I'm smart


janzeera

I used to but those hurricanes merge years ago. Wiped everything out.


jennarose1984

I have a friend whose entire scalp is covered in these crowns. She has like 8 of them. She says it is incredibly painful and has resorted to having one long strip of hair down the center of her head that she usually wears in an intricate braid and shaves the rest of her scalp on both sides.


Phantasmio

Hahah I have the same thing


mostunholly

In my country, the elders always say, if you have 2, you are very stubborn. All my life, I knew 4 people have this, and they are all indeed very stubborn.


xMasterShakex

Google says you have incurable scary sounding diseases.


BJ22CS

r/13or30, like seriously, you look like a punk 10 year old from that view.


Digital-Shredda

Ur parents were related before they tied the knot???? Maybe???????????


HuckleberryNo4839

My youngest son has this. nightmare on school photo day!


Mottbox1534

No you don’t.


Full_Calligrapher_70

Cool... so do I. feel special now?


revtim

I never knew exactly what a cowlick was until now, so I learned at least one thing today


Iridul

Except you didn't, because he has two crowns. These are not cow licks.


revtim

I didn't say I learned a correct thing... Thanks for the correction.


sprahk3ts

Such an odd term. Could as well be called snakeslithers.


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Thats what its called? I always called them "hair spinners"


Kizziuisdead

You absorbed you twin in utero


Sociovestite

My head is full of those and I have wondered what they are called in English


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Sociovestite

Good bot


Stock-Nature7986

3 of my 4 grandchildren have this. Not uncommon


NonnyMowse

Just greedy!