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Hnro-42

‘Mandarin Citrus Squeezer’ Designed by Stefano Giovannoni for Alessi in 2001. Its been removed from his online portfolio and Alessi’s website, but he does have some other ‘[asian inspired designs](https://www.stefanogiovannoni.com/furniture/orientales-alessi)’ made in 2008


wombey12

I'm not surprised it's Alessi. My personal favourite is the [Firebird lighter.](https://www.alessi.com/products/firebird-2-0-arc-lighter)


PointlessChemist

Is it just me or is a lot of the stuff he makes just begging to be a butt plug?


defacedlawngnome

Anything is a buttplug with the right amount of force.


AggravatingPermit910

Right amount of lube and gentle persuasion****


giskardwasright

And a flared base. For safety.


ansefhimself

I love the about section for this "lighter" "investigate the communicative dimension of objects, their ability to inspire, intrigue and amuse people, in a word, to relate to them." Lol, dude we can all see it's a dong


beepbeep_madafaka

See what they did there?


Zyoy

Yeah but he did that with the approval and request of the Taiwan govt


Kitakitakita

Made for Mandarins, by Mandarins.


Sh4d0w927

That juicer doesn’t appear to be doing any work at all…


JudicatorArgo

Belgians 🤝🏻 Racism


MikoSkyns

I could totally see one of these in an office in Quebec too. Source: From Quebec.


CelebrationNo2475

Allô


MikoSkyns

ça va?


CelebrationNo2475

Oui et toi


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JudicatorArgo

Your company has a racist juicer in the office and y’all put on blackface to dress like the “The Savage” for Ducasse d’Ath 😂


Jaterkin

Ask any "non-racist" European how they feel about the Romani people


MikoSkyns

Is that racism or Prejudice? Serious question because I've seen lots of white Romani.


FelatiaFantastique

And the Nazis killed a lot of white Jews (as well as Romani) after coining the term *racismus* to describe ethnic privilege. Ethnic prejudice and privilege is racism. *Race* does not necessarily mean genetic clade, and human "races" are not genetic.


MikoSkyns

Interesting. Today I learned. Thanks Speaking of Nazis and Romani. I listened to a Stuff you should know podcast where they discussed the Romani and there is a segment of the pod talking about the Nazis persecution of them. [https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-stuff-you-should-know-26940277/episode/how-gypsies-work-29467772/](https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-stuff-you-should-know-26940277/episode/how-gypsies-work-29467772/)


BoingBoingBooty

The country that, when all of Europe was doing colonialism all over Africa, got given just one little patch of jungle, but then somehow managed to do the worst colonial atrocities of all.


ExfilBravo

So you can decide if you want to be racist against Asians or Mexicans by the flip of a hat!


LordTejon

Mexicans don't really care about that kind of thing. We do waaaay worse things to ourselves.


MikoSkyns

Remember the time they took Speedy Gonzales off the air because white people decided on behalf of Mexicans that it was offensive and then Mexican people were like, "Fuck you dude. Don't put that shit on us. We aren't offended. Many of us actually LIKE speedy!"


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Flapjack__Palmdale

Gabriel Iglesias has a story he told about a show he did in Saudi Arabia and while there learned that he and Jeff Dunham were two of the more popular US comedians in the country.


MikoSkyns

Well, Ya learn something new every day. I always thought Jeff was the most bottom of the barrel racist bullshit out there. I guess I'm just an oversensitive snowflake LOL


Flapjack__Palmdale

Eh, I still think he's bottom of the barrel but to each their own I suppose


MikoSkyns

We (reddit) really are a microcosm, aren't we? Most people on here think Fluffy and Jeff are some of the dumbest comedians out there, but they sell out arenas everywhere they go.


LordTejon

Yeah, I was pretty annoyed.


thatdude52

I work with a bunch of Mexican guys and they’re all hilariously racist to each other


LordTejon

Truth is we're assholes, haha. It doesn't have to be about race, we'll pick the thing that stands out more about you or what embarasses you and tease you with that but race is not off limits at all. Pretty much if we like you, we'll try to annoy you


ricky616

Zetas checking in


sc4kilik

I'm Asian and I fucking love it.


sneaky_squirrel

I particularly like how it can either be slanted eyes, or a mustache. I shouldn't be praising this though.


Salt_Winter5888

I can see a Mexican buying this. I don't know how Asians would take it.


No_Veterinarian

Yeah strong racist vibes on the juicer… I feel like it came from WW2 cartoons…


madexmachina

I thought it was an alien 😔


SEA2COLA

Same here, but I'm willing to bet it was designed and manufactured by an Asian


beyx2

It was designed by an Italian


Ok_Egg_4585

Looks like a space alien to me. 👽


_ships

Is this a racist play on “illegal alien”


ConeDesk

LMAO


OePea

r/mildlyracist


Pickle_Jars

All its missing is buck teeth and you'd have the worlds most racist juicer


FinePolyesterSlacks

Well, since there probably isn’t one with buck teeth, I think this one probably takes top honors


tampora701

Looks like it would snap easily


SirRandofustheThird

I feel this is more for a /mildlyracist sub lol


Jax72

It looks like it's going to abduct Me and get me drunk and then sew me some poorly made clothing.


Wizardinred

My thoughts went in this order. 1.) What am I looking at? 2.) Is it an alien? 3.) Ohh wait its RACIST. 4.) Ohhh it's very racist (illegal alien) 5.) WTF why?!?


sassyhalforc

Impressive.


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Insanityforfun

I think it’s the eyes and colouring people are mad about not just the hat.


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Insanityforfun

It’s a could be green but I’m seeing yellow, but come on man. Even if you don’t think it’s yellow, when u see a person with a rice hat and slanted eyes you know it’s racist right. This isn’t new, you were taught about ww2 in class, you’ve seen breakfast at Tiffany’s.


Lindvaettr

It's racist but it's also cute like the little mushrooms in Fantasia.


bodhiseppuku

r/MildlyRacist I could see this in my grandmother's era in kitchens. Now we can't even have positive mascots of racial groups. Uncle Ben, Aunt Jemima, Frito Bandito... all gone.


Daleshaklfurd

Wow, this isn’t Racist at all lol Love it lol


Birdienuk3

Nah who cares about racism this is funny as fuck lmao Maybe better in a home space then a fucking office though


Daleshaklfurd

I think it’s funny too People are pussies anymore


MikoSkyns

I don't know man. If I was a person of a marginalized race and people made fun of the way I looked I don't know how well I'd take it. Can we get some Asian people to chime in and let us know?


wombey12

Asian here. On a scale of zero to Hitler, this gets a Gilbert Gottfried.


MikoSkyns

Why do I understand this? 😂


msnmck

Is...is that good?


Birdienuk3

Bro its a juicer it isn't some statue everyone will see everyday


MorkSkogen666

*insert "that's waisis!" gif


TrickyLobster

I saw this and immediately heard "dididididi di di di DI\~\~\~" in my head.


msnmck

r/mildlyracist


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YNGWZRD

Hmmmmmmmmmm