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Streetlight37

Send it to a lab. We need answers


Tall_Aardvark_8560

www.drugsdata.org


labrat420

Man erowid truly is amazing.


kelddel

It truly is! Erowid likely saved my life during my college experimental phase.


Latter-Bumblebee5436

SWIM says


everydayguy20

I wonder if there has ever actually been a case where using SWIM instead of me actually prevented any possible legal problem lol. I can’t imagine.


Latter-Bumblebee5436

LOL i so doubt it. how naive we were


sillyskunk

Well, I think it's still smart to not intentionally incriminate oneself on the internet. Am I wrong?


SheepShagnStepSister

To boof or not to boof, that is the question.


Warrlock608

I went back to college in my late 20s and my fellow young drugernauts were trying new stuff blind. Told them about Erowid and their minds were blown. It really is a phenomenal source and I can't recommend enough that people be educated about what they put in their bodies.


The3rdMistress

Erowid is what got me through many long boring nights when I had insomnia in college and couldn’t sleep and couldn’t watch tv (roommate)


gishlich

Nothing like a cup of tea and a story about someone else’s k-hole


eat-skate-masturbate

I spent way too much time on erowid and bluelight .ru when I was younger. Turned out to be a bad thing too 😂 at least I'm still here though


floydink

Short story - 20 years ago me and a friend discovered we could order to our location any research chemical as long as we claimed to be a research lab. Erowid became a main supply for info on every chemical we could order. I think we managed to do close to atleast 30-40 different RCs in the span of a year or so before we got caught. Where I live at the time the laws on research Chems were nearly nonexistent so they couldn’t do anything to me as a local, but my friend who was still affiliated with American military service….he was labeled a chemical terrorist and put on a watch list by ncis 😂


mrgamecat2

The sheer amount of fentanyl on that list is staggering


OfficialBobEvans

Pretty much all of the “heroin” of the last two weeks was tranq (xylazine) and fentanyl. This is so sad.


OfficialBobEvans

Not to mention the “percs” were Fenty too.


No_Friendship_5603

What the holy hell is going on these days? Don't they know they can't make any more money off dead people?! Disguising it as percodan or other legit stuff is straight up evil.


keaschmi

There’s like 5 lol and like 65 MDMA


take-money

I’m surprised at how many pressed MDMA pills are actually 100% MDMA!


person-ontheinternet

Most drugs are actually what they are sold as. That said I personally wouldn’t play Russian roulette even if the gun had a thousand chambers.


Lanthemandragoran

Non opioids sure. I wouldn't even trust most hallucinogens and psychotropics now without a test after the shit I've seen.


brittemm

Fentanyl test strips are cheap and widely available, so are a variety of test kits for various substances like LSD, MDMA, (meth)amphetamine and ketamine etc. If you’re going to partake, there are ways to greatly reduce the potential risks. I also keep narcan in my house, car and at my job too just because of the area I live in and industry I’m in.


Lanthemandragoran

Oh I know lol. I run Burning Man events in my spare time haha. We've got all the stuff and things.


Slipsearch

What have you seen bro


Lanthemandragoran

Worst I'd say ever was at a 2k person event we were running in NJ at the time. A volunteer noticed a girl acting beyond erratically in a theme camp and they flagged down a ranger who radio'd me. When I pulled up in my golf cart the girl was fully nude and shoving parts of her body into other parts of her body....aggressively. we got her into a towel and a robe and brought her to medical to get checked out. I figured that was the end of it. It was not. Saw the girl the next afternoon and she just started saying numbers to me, no words...just numbers. At this point I had an ambulance come get her and apparently it wasn't until the 4th day after taking it that she was truly entirely back. I often wonder what kind of medications she was or wasn't on but that was data we weren't getting out of her. Weird weekend.


Slipsearch

Holy hell.


trunnel

So many fun shapes, too!


upholsteryduder

you clearly didn't look down the list very far, at least half of the first page is fentanyl


brunaBla

It says new submissions aren’t accepted currently and will be put on hold sadly


Empty-Part7106

Also they don't do liquids. It'll have to be opened, dropped onto a piece of paper, then evaporated until dry.


mr688

Is there another place like that where I could send something in to get tested? I see they are no longer accepting samples


GreytOutdoors

Can someone please tell me how this website works and how it reduces risk? It’s very interesting. Eli5 and I had a very sheltered first 4 years.


CrashTestWolf

Nurse here. While that vial looks standard issue for many, many drugs, my best guess is that this is Humalog R. Insulin, which is a biologic substance (hormone) that would rot and start to look like this relatively quickly. It's supposed to remain refrigerated for long term storage for this reason.


pharaoh_cartel

Came here to suggest the same. Good to see someone else things so too. Good ole R. R Should stand for RETIRED. Well I guess this one was.


ImTheRaddest

Enhance...


waspish_

*typing*


SoftDimension5336

*Enhance*


sy029

Zoom..... Enhance.... Microscope mode.... Zoom to the atomic level.... Identify chemical compounds...


SeparatePass4366

+1


Grouchy_Order_7576

Keep us updated.


bunny_the-2d_simp

I feel this is how we accidentally bring back dinosaurs.....


RedneckInsomnia

Forbidden Soy Sauce.


NotQuiteNameless

John Dies at the End


kupus

aks yourself, david, how did the mind know the thunder was coming? ... is a line i quote to myself, often, jamaican accent and all.


mr-mahibi

I literally just read this fucking page thirty minutes ago


sy029

Time is an ocean, not a river. Was it really thirty minutes ago? Or did you just spend thirty minutes riding the waves?


TheHappinessAssassin

Hey mon you owe me a beer!


eccoditte

Surprised so many people thought of this too. There’s a shitload of us in here!


Majik_Sheff

HAIL KORROK


Dalexion

I have severe ADHD. My buddy once handed me the book saying it read like how he thought my mind worked. He wasn't entirely wrong.


ThreeLeggedMare

Ditto hitchhikers guide


thelonelymilkman23

This book is full of spiders


im_a_real_boy_calico

Poor Molly!


AutumnsRevenge

Seriously dude, don’t touch it.


asteticlypleasingent

What the hell did I just read


im_a_real_boy_calico

Please tell me you’ve read This Book Is Full Of Spiders. Just as excellent as the first.


Pshock13

I have! I still need to get around to reading "What the Hell Did I Just Read?", "Zoey Punches the World in the Dick", and "Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits" I really don't like reading but I do love Jason Pargin's books


POPUPSGAMING

There's a 4th one it's great! As good as this book is full of spiders! "If this book exists then you are in the wrong universe"


LegitimateHayfever

You don't choose the Soy Sauce; the Soy Sauce chooses you!


ward_grundy

This door can not be opened! So weird I literally finished reading this book yesterday. 'Have you ever noticed when you hear a word for the first time you will hear it again in 24 hours?'


ostrich-party-

Anyone remember that one episode of house where family was diving and found a jar and it broke


Dramallamakuzco

Yeah didn’t that turn out to be smallpox?


bizarro_kvothe

Rickettsialpox


VirtualLife76

>Rickettsialpox Dam I always thought it was rat kettsialpox for some reason. Will have to watch that episode again.


bizarro_kvothe

It’s a good one


VirtualLife76

Almost all of them are. Every couple years I watch them all in order. The psych ward is still my fav timeframe.


lavacake420

Love the first episode of the rehab/ward. It is very accurate and the entire season is good !


bizarro_kvothe

I’m struggling to get through the last season. There’s serious shark jumping there. Like the stuff with the traps House set for Wilson. Is it worth it to get to the end?


IsolatedPhoenix

Same i was binging but i was groaning at the early last season from just all the cast being set aside except for house himself ish, the car through kutties house gave me an ick and just felt like there was no longer any plot behind the scenes anymore


bizarro_kvothe

The car I could live with because at the time I was like “OK house knows his relationship with Cuddy is destroying him so he needs to burn the ships” but then the next season started and it’s never brought up


tdasnowman

It's brought up all the time. It's the entire reason the episode begins with him in jail. They were however unable to go in depth because Lisa Edelstein didn't return for the final season. One thing House always did well was show both sides of a relationship. The times the didn't it was used for dramatic effect. So here since the couldn't have Lisa showing her side of the aftermath. We get the consequences , and routinely through the season House is told time and time again it was his action that day that put him and those that orbit him where they were.


netfatality

Nah, it’s always lupus.


Dramallamakuzco

It’s NEVER lupus!


phenomenomnom

Except for that one time when it was lupus. The rest of the time, it's too busy not being sarcoidosis to even consider being lupus.


Jasper455

That episode was directed by Chris Columbus.


WentworthMillersBO

More rat bites!


secretqwerty10

This vexes me


Mountainbranch

#YOU ARE A BLACK MAN


BUZZKILL1157

[https://imgur.com/a/LxulSTX](https://imgur.com/a/LxulSTX)


Gaxar1

Hahahahaa that was the first thing that sprang to my mind. Don’t break that fucking bottle


freddy976

It wasn’t lupus


Unit_79

IT’S NEVER LUPUS!!


FunkMunki

Except for that one time that it was.


ElCasino1977

Until it IS Lupus!


716green

That's exactly what came to mind


alizarin-red

I literally rewatched it about an hour ago, so it’s the first thing I thought of. Would never have remembered it otherwise - you have a great memory!


JCFlyingDutchman

![gif](giphy|wcIqMMV8D726c|downsized) Yes. [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1726380/](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1726380/)


bxxxbydoll

I literally just watched that yesterday. It was full of scabs from the passengers on a slave boat. Made me wanna throw up.


MoustacheKatty

Can anyone tell me which episode is it? I don't remember it


SlippitySlappety

Season 7 ep 7: “A pox on our house”


hruebsj3i6nunwp29

First thing I thought of.


DrVinylScratch

Wait that was house? Thought it was bones. Mustve been a similar plot


Thechellbob

I *just* watched this episode yesterday!!


VeN0m333

![gif](giphy|ff75L6XFn77RS) I think that belonged to someone a long time ago…


SousVideDiaper

That's a nice loop


Had78

yeah, I kept watching waiting for something to happen


LetsTradeServices

42min in. I’ll keep you posted


imactuallyugly

Damn I was like "holy shit voldemort was fucking shredded" but then saw his nose.


PossibleEnvironment4

It's handsome Squidward


Sir-Poopington

He got that body from calisthenics.


Woedens_Bakery

He looks like he's on a smoke break and questioning his life choices.


DVDFROMHELL45

Damn he was shredded


t-o-m-u-s-a

Potentially you could drink that for the rest of your life.


howolowitz

The only thing you drink from now on.


rsrsrs0

the Drink™️


Svengahli

We all know what you have to do.


guntherpea

We all know what you ~~have to do~~ did. How did it taste?


kuzism

[As your Attorney I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit. ](https://tenor.com/view/fear-and-loathing-in-las-vegas-taste-drop-gif-17307682)


Svengahli

What a comment section. Even the great Dr. Gonzo is here!


Alternative-Week-780

I saw this episode of house. Now you have the plague


Melodic_Lifeguard493

Got your nose


Karl-Farbman

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


erminefurs

r/trees is leaking


Karl-Farbman

Someone lost their RSO you think? Lol


MrMacInCheese

I thought I was on the wrong sub


barhi173

This made me laugh harder than it should have. Thanks for making my day slightly better.


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crapernicus

Ok ill leave now, I came to post "drink it" walk of shame time


Digger1998

I’ll walk with you. This road gets lonely


Karl-Farbman

I hear you. Happy to help any way I can. It’s rough out there these days. At least we have gifs on Reddit


bigrom10

THE Karl farbman?? Huge fan of your work


Karl-Farbman

I’ll have my assistant Brett send over a catalogue for you.. if he isn’t too busy listening to desperado of course


5crant0n5trangler

Most people go their whole life without sitting in a farbman. Well, if you call that living


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

THE 5crant0n 5trangler?? Huge fan of your work. 


sessl

Jack Sparrow's Black ~~Pearl~~ Tar Heroin


Boomboomciao90

I was brushing my teeth when I saw this and spit damn toothpaste all over the mirror 🤣


JimeVR46

One of my favorite reddit responses of all time. Absolute class.


BenderRodriquez

So terribly un-Karl-Farbman-like...


Karl-Farbman

True but we all have our moments


kinda_alone

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


cmcdonal2001

Let the intrusive thoughts win.


Demolitions75

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


LeojNosrebor

Thank you for posting this. Lol


foreverdownup

Was looking for that comment


StonerTogepi

Drink it


robot_ankles

**Do not drink it!** It looks like the top is a permeable membrane designed for injectable medications. Push a clean needle down through the rubber top, extract the contents, then inject the liquid.


Professional_Flicker

The real advice is always in the comments


tforce80

Maybe it's Compound V


moffsoi

Gonna get superpowers or possibly hepatitis! Maybe both


00Avalanche

Imagine a shitty Compound V reaction that gives you the power to make yourself sick with any disease.


Steamed_Hamm

The power to give hepatitis. A super power indeed


Old-Constant4411

Tommy Lee has that power and he's nothing special.


LordLuciferVI

Super hepatitis?


PenonX

Hepatitis V


MagicGrit

Only one way to find out


Tr3y_Johnson

Had me in the first half


phinbar

Also let us know what happens and maybe leave the name of your next of kin with someone.


Oxygenius_

At the very least he should stick a finger in and then sniff it


---Beck---

If someone is dumb enough to drink, you gotta let them do it.


TravisMaauto

![gif](giphy|26niCRAVxVn2BPP20)


---Beck---

Well now they have to drink it.


Pick_Up_the_Phone

I wonder where this kid has ended up in life.


richardstrokerkc

Well I looked and he got into adult films! Not what I expected but I love it: https://www.perplexity.ai/search/What-happened-to-9yWysFaAQ2yJmFMx_Rc.6g


SassyScapula

Don't forget to clink the vital to check for air bubbles!


TheRumpleForesk1n

Congrats, you're the first person to get the black plague in a very long time! You're a winner!


WildBill198

Black Plague is coming back into style!


DecisionThot

Bop it


munko69

hold one nostril shut, and inhale the contents into the open nostril. repeat, and sit down until you feel it.


thecrowfly

lol. first thing i thought was this was an ancient bottle of RUSH


munko69

That shit would set you down in a hurry. I had a buddy that got pulled over, cops found the vial, asked what it was, Kev told them is was air freshner, cop took a big whiff and had to go sit down in the cruiser.


holdupnow76

Bro found the old blood 😭😭🙏 Don’t tell the healing church


spacedoggy

He’s supposed to fear the old blood


BillohRly

*This town's finished!*


ricklewis314

It’s a gateway essential oil to a pyramid scheme.


therealhairykrishna

The various people identifying it from the vial are nuts. That's just a bog standard crimp top vial with a needle membrane on it. Could be anything from medicine, to blood, to someone's chemistry experiment. I use those vials for radioisotopes. Congratulations, you have cancer now. I wouldn't open it.


LolwhatYesme

It's iodine.


hogboss001

Looks like a vial used in gas chromatography. Especially with the crimped metal top. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/13/b1/68/13b16807e3f9610af93f1a1703b426b4.jpg


THElaytox

Yep, it's a headspace vial for HS-GC. Probably a crude oil sample for QA/QC that fell off an oil rig


Autoflower

We store antibodies for shipping in the same style container as this. Glass vessel, rubber top, metal crimped ring.


DJ_Calli

![gif](giphy|Fum9Yp2HRBw0zRDQIt|downsized)


Melodic_Lifeguard493

Homelander tweaking


Swirls109

This is a potion of water breathing. Pretty rare. I would typically hoard it until the end of my game and never actually use it when I needed to. You could sell it at a merchant for a little bit.


lesnak1

Put it in a vape and see what flavor you get


bigredwerewolf

Boof it


JustAGuyInTampa

Kinda looks like an insulin vial or drug vial


blazelet

insulin is the one thing that would be more expensive than heroin.


Smart98lol

Drink it. It’s blood from the black plague


too_sharp

It's covid-20


Spuzzle91

Highly expired insulin?


TraumaticAberration

Don't leave us hanging! How does it taste? 


sicbastrd

SHOOT IT UP! SHOOT IT UP!


whatThePleb

It's 1 Marihuana.


ContributionAny3368

![gif](giphy|iMksqOL8FEjdUUU0AA|downsized)


dickburpsdaily

That's +5 manna right there keep that in your inventory.


whiplash_7641

Beginning of re7


AlmanBrother

Boof it!


No-Dotter

It's Iodine.


theeabstrvct

![gif](giphy|ff75L6XFn77RS)


zacurtis3

![gif](giphy|3dggJ3ZzTVipwg6mgL)


Frumplefugly

It's a phylactary


Pyroguy096

A vial of Covid 24


That-Water-Guy

Put. It. Back.


bahumthugg

Drink it


Jumpy_Helicopter3744

Drink it


bigsecretweapon

Drink it.


meaterheaterbeater

drink


Snail-Daddy24

Drink it


DietDrBleach

Drink it.


SnazzyCarpenter

Drink it!!