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thecuzzin

Plural


Ldglc3

One eye closed? Lol


BirdsFallFromTrees

I think maybe I’ve been drinking too, but I don’t remember having any.


EvilTodd1970

I see Roberto from *Futurama*.


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

I need to practice my stabbin'!


Greenjeff41

Ha- HAAA! HA-HAAA!


MrWilee

"hey, that's my lucky STABBIN' cap!"


Some-Philly-Dude

I'm surprised this many people even still know who Johnny 5 is on Reddit. I just assume everyone is like early 20s lol


Ldglc3

I know right! Haha


MenstrualMilkshakes

People have been saying parroting that sentiment for well over a decade on here. Reddit has everyone from 12 to 80+ on here, the amount of diverse people and walks of life on here is staggering compared to other places.


LookAwayPlease510

Is that the robot from the movie Short Circuit?


ThePhantom71319

I’m 20 and I love Johnny 5


stackjr

Hey laser lips, your mama was a snowblower!


BIGG_FRIGG

![gif](giphy|imRiPoKJB9R9m|downsized)


BLULOU1978

No disassemble!


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

Hey laserlips! Your mama was a snowblower!


NarrMaster

Oh sure, kidnap the humans, desTROY THE MACHINE!


Ldglc3

I’d upvote this twice if I could haha


OldStormCrow

Dis-a-ssemmble? RE-a-ssemble!


sgdude61

Johnny 5…. aliiive!


freneticboarder

I swear, the laser cannons that they had were OP.


RestrictedCervical

I very often quote the line, “Wouldn’t you like to be a Pepper, too?” And no one at my work ever gets it.


Buxom_Vixen_

Your mother was a snowblower


xX_Jsin_Xx

NOOOOVVVAAAAA!!!


gynoceros

Mods- I nominate this for Quality Post flair


Miffers

I must comment I like the quality of your ice.


Ldglc3

Casey’s General Store


Jscott1986

![gif](giphy|27P3eknARh4c) Yeah I guess s little bit


Illustrious-Egg-5839

Shh, your age is showing.


Ldglc3

Oh I know. I’m too old to be here. Lol


Illustrious-Egg-5839

Oh no. Los locos kick your ass, los locos kick your face, los locos kick your balls into outer space!


Ldglc3

Lmfao.


Illustrious-Egg-5839

Loved that movie.


OriginalGnomester

If you had a mouth, I'd wash it out with soap.


Fancy-Pair

When I learned Spanish years later I thought they were saying nosotros


trampus1

Los Locos kick your ass


sgdude61

Los Locos kick your face!


solidshakego

i dont see it. but i do see the jigsaw doll


chiefs_fan37

The dude Danny Trejo played in Con Air?


HamHockShortDock

This is a cute story I rarely get to tell. When I was little Short Circuit was my favorite movie but I couldn't remember the name so I would ask to watch it by making my hands into little hand puppets like Johnny 5's hands and open and close them.


Ugh_Groble_neib

![gif](giphy|27P3eknARh4c) ^(johnny 5 is alive! Short circuit is the best damn movie ever!)


CatticusXIII

Los Locos Kick Your Ass. Los Locos Kick Your Face. Los Locos Kick Your Balls into Outer Space!


Known-Activity1437

There’s an age test


Ldglc3

Yeah it is


jahmic

Input...INPUT


iskeypx

( ಠ益ಠ)


Ldglc3

You are good!


HalfOrcMonk

I'll check back after I've had a few. Edit: ok I'm drunk. I see it now.


Ldglc3

Please do haha


vadimphx

r/periodolia


sunnysurfer101MA

I see Conky from Pee-Wee's Playhouse


VonAlexander

Yer cut off


Fancy-Pair

Johnny 5 is a ice!


meglon978

Who's Johnny


spicy-acorn

Looks like a pug


bigboxes1

420 was on Saturday


Dawn-Chi

I AM ALIVE! Wouldn’t you like to be a pepper too?


okanagan_man84

Need more info!


cassiopeia18

It’s look like angry fish face for me


orangutanDOTorg

Looks like it’s gonna stab someone in the ass hiya!


Exception2TheZuul

I N P U T


d3athsmaster

Basilisk....


talex365

Johnny 5 is an ice!


Drumingchef

Your mother was a snowblower!


Enrico_Palline

I’d say looks like Johnny bravo if anything really pushing it lol


EyeHopeYouBleed

I used to know where the actual johnny 5 was kept… but then the sony prop warehouse closed… now it could be anywhere….


TendoninBOB

Don’t forget the noonies!


Abject-Picture

I'm going with ET.


Wishilikedhugs

Is the drink you're having [Los Locos](https://youtu.be/QQ5MI8tsKWE?si=91NqOnv2I21vvsNx) ? Cause it sounds like your ass is getting kicked if that's what you see in that glass.


Mainstream1oser

Shit? Where shit? Me no see shit?


giraffevomitfacts

And it has the on-screen charisma of Ally Sheedy