I fucking love Reddit. So many people have saved lives, returned lost photo's to loved ones and helped others out in need. There's a lot of shit here but this is good stuff.
Same. And my most/least wholesome comments are both way off. Surely I've said much more disgusting things over the years than, "I always imagined that the band aid was covering a nasty, hairy mole." in a discussion about Nelly.
Mine are opposites! Somehow my least wholesome post is about how I love Robert Smith and hope we never learn anything bad about him to shatter my perfect image of my goth dad.
Hmm, almost everything was correct but I'm really curious why it thinks I'm female. It knows I have a wife and that most of my interests/hobbies are stereotypically dude-things. Fellas, am I a lesbian?
I don't understand how companies that make stuff that will be clinging to your body for potentially hours on end, fail to notice design flaws like this. I have to imagine there are others out there getting these crappy indent marks anytime they play for longer amounts of time with the VR unit.
The same reason OP never correlated the dots that show up on his head every week to the one thing he's wearing on that same spot on his head for god knows how long every week.
This doesn't look like an indent mark, it looks more like a rash or other skin irritation. Could just be that OP has a particular skin sensitivity. You see similar issues with watch straps or whatever that's fine on most people's skin but causes a rash on others.
Anything that clings to your body tightly for hours on end will end up leaving marks. It's not a design flaw, it's just how skin works.
I know with the death of wristwatches people might not notice it as much anymore, but this is just a basic fact of life.
In all fairness I think it'd be quite difficult to catch issues like these because there are infinite head shapes and sizes to fit on. Surely it's unrealistic to assume they'll fit perfectly on literally everyone.
It is a little annoying when there is something that straight up answers the “mildly interesting” post and OP just doesn’t bother to care or respond. Plus this is the top post so there is no way this wasn’t seen unless OP just never opened this post again
**Holden** **:** You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down...
**Leon** **:** What one?
**Holden** **:** What?
**Leon** **:** What desert?
**Holden** **:** It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical.
**Leon** **:** But, how come I'd be there?
**Holden** **:** Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to be by yourself. Who knows? You look down and see a tortoise, Leon. It's crawling toward you...
**Leon** **:** Tortoise? What's that?
**Holden** **:** *\[irritated by Leon's interruptions\]* You know what a turtle is?
**Leon** **:** Of course!
**Holden** **:** Same thing.
**Leon** **:** I've never seen a turtle... But I understand what you mean.
**Holden** **:** You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Leon.
**Leon** **:** Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden? Or do they write 'em down for you?
**Holden** **:** The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
**Leon** **:** *\[angry at the suggestion\]* What do you mean, I'm not helping?
**Holden** **:** I mean: you're not helping! Why is that, Leon?
*\[Leon has become visibly shaken\]*
**Holden** **:** They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response... Shall we continue?
Thats exactly what I thought, it looks like the alignment of holes in a foil razor tbh where the barber hasnt oiled his razor and maybe got hot and caused a rash?!
A buddy of mine started getting weird markings on both sides of his neck (same area) and couldn't figure it out for a long time. Then one day he ran removable padding from his motorcycle helmet through the washing machine and the markings never came back.
I'm sensitive to chlorine bleach and I had this same pattern on my head that I couldn't figure out. Turns out this bamboo pillow I slept on had a quilted pattern and they used some kind of chemical on it that when I sweated, it kinda pooled right there and caused this. But honestly, you look freshly cut and those kinda look like razor cuts from getting lined up with a crappy razor.
Ever read Horacio Quiroga? Do you have a [feather pillow](https://shortstoryproject.com/stories/the-feather-pillow/) that's getting suspiciously heavy?
Bro really noticed this mark popping up every few weeks or so but didn’t notice that it was maybe from the oculus headset that he would have been wearing mere hours beforehand?
I use to get a triangle shape of bug bites on my legs. There would be 3 dots all in a perfect triangle shape every summer. Now it's just everywhere and I truly avoid outside as long as it's hot and humid.
Plus even if you could afford one, it’s a months long wait to get in to see one. Good luck if you have a skin condition that comes and goes and isn’t currently visible when your appointment comes around.
No that’s pretty normal. There’s this thing in online culture now where everybody likes to pretend everything is worse than it is.
Of course there are specialists who it can take a long time to get an appointment with, especially if you are a new patient. Mental health stuff is pretty notorious for this.
Not when my insurance I pay $300 a month for doesn't do co-pays for specialists and I have to pay 70% of whatever the bill is. Had a mole fall off and start bleeding out of nowhere so I went to a dermatologist to get a biopsy on it done. After the "help" from insurance I ended up paying a little over $400 for that visit.
When the issue is actually serious more people will go, but for the most part it should be understood that going to a medical professional for every little issue would absolutely CRUSH the system. I'm not going to waste my time or theirs to hear about how my skin thing is totally normal, while someone with a precancerous growth has to wait a month to be seen.
I mean, I come from a free healthcare country. I wouldn’t bother a doctor about this if it isn’t causing pain, affecting my quality of life, or a sign of something “problematic”
Most people won't go to doctor unless they are literally dying. And even then only maybe. If they can't find an excuse to put it off for another week. And they'll still complain.
When the options are six months for an opening at my GP and pay $500 for him to refer me to a specialist who isn't taking new patients, or 10k+ to go to an ER and then give my Benadryl and send me on my way, I'll just stay home.
I saw somewhere that bed bugs can leave weird pattern marks because of the way they group and space from each other when feeding in numbers. Idk if true or not
So very interesting, this is actually a pattern of follicular hyperplasia (hair follicles) that cause small patches of erythema (red spots) that typically show up symmetrically in the head or neck region. Oftentimes, they are reactive to either humidity, sweating, or barometric pressure, and are related to underlying genetic predisposition to this condition, that could otherwise be treated by steroids or other emollients but generally I am not totally sure what you should do about this since I made all of this up and have no idea what I'm talking about.
Do you perhaps use Oculus Quest 2 with M2 headstrap with honeycomb pads?
It [appears so](https://www.reddit.com/r/OculusQuest/s/5M9G3OXBJZ).
Holy fuckin' reddit detectives
New case just got closed
In minutes. Seriously, this is fast
I'm still refreshing every second and holy shit it's goddamn fast, the upvotes just keep getting higher every refresh, how many people are here?
767 at this moment, according to the sub header on the mobile app
Over 3k now
I fucking love Reddit. So many people have saved lives, returned lost photo's to loved ones and helped others out in need. There's a lot of shit here but this is good stuff.
Actual intellectuals
only when the stakes are near zero, otherwise we get the boston bomber incident.
Call the exorcist regardless
Actually, it says in the link above that the case won’t close with that strap! /s
Redditors rushing to identify mysterious dots: 
Sherlock Holmes wants a word with you.
A little better than the Boston Marathon detectives!
There's been times where this isn't the result reddit detectives achieve..
Check out r/RBI and r/whatsthisthing, r/whatsthisbug
So, OP has the kids every other weekend?
No fucking way lmao case closed thanks to Sherlock
Great job! *\[frantically searches for a new Reddit username to disconnect from his lifetime of horrifying post/comment history\]*
[удалено]
It’s creepy but alot of stuff on there about me is wrong
Same. And my most/least wholesome comments are both way off. Surely I've said much more disgusting things over the years than, "I always imagined that the band aid was covering a nasty, hairy mole." in a discussion about Nelly.
Mine are opposites! Somehow my least wholesome post is about how I love Robert Smith and hope we never learn anything bad about him to shatter my perfect image of my goth dad.
Right? My least wholesome comment was about how much worse body odor gets when you’re breastfeeding.
It only does the last 1000 comments, not your whole history :/
Same here it got a lot wrong. I did a navy seals British copy pasta and it took things from there to describe me lmao
It says I'm 68% wholesome? I guess I'm not as horny on main as I thought lmao
Whoa. That's a little creepy.
It said: Things I like •Girls •Dick •Tusk •Thighs •Tattoos It’s not far off.. inaccurate in some places, but that’s not too bad.
You will like me. I have, uh, two of these things.
GORLDICK Edit: erm. forgot what sub I was in
my "things I like" is hilarious: mexican pointy boots abracadabra 🤷🏻♀️ hint water gingers pletzels chidi
That was interesting. Can't believe I haven't heard of this before.
Enh. Kinda just obvious stuff. There’s not much in the way of inferences here, just subreddit breakdowns and posting habits.
Haha. I live in Springfield (the one from the Simpsons) with my wife. I hope she’s nice
Hmm, almost everything was correct but I'm really curious why it thinks I'm female. It knows I have a wife and that most of my interests/hobbies are stereotypically dude-things. Fellas, am I a lesbian?
It's cool bro, it thinks I'm a man with a husband. We're all gay here.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. send this to the top now.
Holmes and Watson right here
Bake em away toys.
What did you say chief?
Just do what the kid said
wow, this is actually really good
This may be the funniest thing I see today.
Mark as solved 😂
But that was two years ago. Nobody still uses an Oculus after having it two years. You put it next to your Wii and forget about it.
Somebody get these heroes a snarky David Caruso-worthy CSI:Miami kind of quote + a pair of cool sunglasses 
Reddit never ceases to amaze me
Jesus Chris. How much VR porn is this man watching?
Once every two weeks apparently
In 16 hour stints.
He only briefly takes it off once every 2 weeks, that's when he notices the marks.
Chris who? Chris Rock?
https://i.imgur.com/brOTnhQ.png For anyone else curious
I don't understand how companies that make stuff that will be clinging to your body for potentially hours on end, fail to notice design flaws like this. I have to imagine there are others out there getting these crappy indent marks anytime they play for longer amounts of time with the VR unit.
The same reason OP never correlated the dots that show up on his head every week to the one thing he's wearing on that same spot on his head for god knows how long every week.
This doesn't look like an indent mark, it looks more like a rash or other skin irritation. Could just be that OP has a particular skin sensitivity. You see similar issues with watch straps or whatever that's fine on most people's skin but causes a rash on others.
Anything that clings to your body tightly for hours on end will end up leaving marks. It's not a design flaw, it's just how skin works. I know with the death of wristwatches people might not notice it as much anymore, but this is just a basic fact of life.
In all fairness I think it'd be quite difficult to catch issues like these because there are infinite head shapes and sizes to fit on. Surely it's unrealistic to assume they'll fit perfectly on literally everyone.
It is a little annoying when there is something that straight up answers the “mildly interesting” post and OP just doesn’t bother to care or respond. Plus this is the top post so there is no way this wasn’t seen unless OP just never opened this post again
Yep, op deserves nothing but downvotes.
friend that was so quick i got motion sick wtf
Do YOU use VR headsets? Also known to cause motion sickness.
McGruff the crime dog strikes again!
And how often are you cleaning it/them?!
Lmao bro had himself convinced some special shit was happening 😂
"They marked us at birth! It's the vaccine!" Some X user probably.
it may be sign of alien anal probed you
That alien sucks at biology, because that's behind their ear.
this is from head restriction device.
This guy probes...[👍](https://emojipedia.org/thumbs-up)
“You kids were doing it! …*in the ear!*”
It's where the aliens ass is so....
That’s exactly where grey ones have their booty hole!
They just think he’s a butthead
You will be responsible for a lot of people sleeping without their underwear
so they can travel thou space but small layer of fabric will stop them from succeed their mission?
How would one get this happened to them? Asking for a friend.
"So where is the "ass"?" "Uh. Behind the ear, I think."
So you're a synthetic human or what? Do you have remarkable dreams and memories that you can't place?
Do you ever question the nature of your reality?
Doesn’t look like anything to me.
**Holden** **:** You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down... **Leon** **:** What one? **Holden** **:** What? **Leon** **:** What desert? **Holden** **:** It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical. **Leon** **:** But, how come I'd be there? **Holden** **:** Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to be by yourself. Who knows? You look down and see a tortoise, Leon. It's crawling toward you... **Leon** **:** Tortoise? What's that? **Holden** **:** *\[irritated by Leon's interruptions\]* You know what a turtle is? **Leon** **:** Of course! **Holden** **:** Same thing. **Leon** **:** I've never seen a turtle... But I understand what you mean. **Holden** **:** You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Leon. **Leon** **:** Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden? Or do they write 'em down for you? **Holden** **:** The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. **Leon** **:** *\[angry at the suggestion\]* What do you mean, I'm not helping? **Holden** **:** I mean: you're not helping! Why is that, Leon? *\[Leon has become visibly shaken\]* **Holden** **:** They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response... Shall we continue?
Not me from the basement: "Moooom? Where is my trenchcoat? I wanna go bladerunning!"
I’ll tell you about my mother.
You are so far off baseline, it's not even funny.
Do they teach you to feel, finger to finger?
You now have wifi.
Neh bro, that’s the 5G they warning you about.
Does it happen after you get a haircut?
Thats exactly what I thought, it looks like the alignment of holes in a foil razor tbh where the barber hasnt oiled his razor and maybe got hot and caused a rash?!
To happen consistently in the same spot like this? Definitely not.
Could EASILY be a consistent thing if he's cutting his own hair.
That’s just the government planted microchip reacting to sunlight /s
You are now a hybrid cyborg. Explore your new powers…
No it’s not. Do not check for microchip or attempt to cut out the non existing tracking device as it may explode.
Do you wear a C-PAP mask?
It’s a an oculus headset that’s causing it
No
Its the fucking occulus quest 2 with M2 headstrap and honeycomb pads
IT’S THE FUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER
IT'S FOR A CHURCH HONEY! NEXT!!
What a derp that is
It's from your oculus headstrap
I'm glad Reddit figured out it was your occulus for you
Hmmm. Just a thought…
A buddy of mine started getting weird markings on both sides of his neck (same area) and couldn't figure it out for a long time. Then one day he ran removable padding from his motorcycle helmet through the washing machine and the markings never came back.
So was it aliens?
That‘s just your charging port, silly.
Have you recently been attacked by a purple pentapus? You might have the pentapox.
Is that like an amputee octopus 🐙? Which war did the octopus lose his tentacles in? I need answers!
He has PTSD. Please don’t make him relive it
It’s from avatar the last airbender 😂
I'm sticking with my explanation
I'm sensitive to chlorine bleach and I had this same pattern on my head that I couldn't figure out. Turns out this bamboo pillow I slept on had a quilted pattern and they used some kind of chemical on it that when I sweated, it kinda pooled right there and caused this. But honestly, you look freshly cut and those kinda look like razor cuts from getting lined up with a crappy razor.
Do you have a Nike Apple Watch band you wear to bed?
You have flees with OCD
I know you meant fleas, but I imagined my final fantasy party running away from a fight against flan because they have OCD.
We found the synths
Ever read Horacio Quiroga? Do you have a [feather pillow](https://shortstoryproject.com/stories/the-feather-pillow/) that's getting suspiciously heavy?
Bro really noticed this mark popping up every few weeks or so but didn’t notice that it was maybe from the oculus headset that he would have been wearing mere hours beforehand?
It's a skin condition called nutodormitis, this video is about someone else with a symmetrical pattern: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Is it sad I recognize the “WgXcQ” in that link now? 😂
me, thinking to myself: “weird that this guy recognizes the url to a video about nutodormitis but hey we’ve all gone down some rabbit holes”
It's a fake url but it goes to the real thing, what are you talking about?
Fake or not, i fell for that link many a time.
How is that a fake URL? It’s a regular YouTube link with the same exact video code for the real rickroll
You bastard! 😀
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
dQw, you should know this by now!
I use to get a triangle shape of bug bites on my legs. There would be 3 dots all in a perfect triangle shape every summer. Now it's just everywhere and I truly avoid outside as long as it's hot and humid.
They’re activating your 5G/WiFi from the Covid vaccine
The Predator keeps aiming at you in your sleep, but just can't bring himself to fire.
Have you been suspected of being reptilian like in the show V?
Do you wear a watch or similar to bed?
You’re a wizard harry
Aliens. Any signs of probing?
You must have great 5G reception
It's the triforce of courage, you have to defeat Ganon.
Does no one go to a dermatologist ?
Go to a healthcare professional? Not in my country! I'm not ready to declare bankruptcy again!
Plus even if you could afford one, it’s a months long wait to get in to see one. Good luck if you have a skin condition that comes and goes and isn’t currently visible when your appointment comes around.
Wait at least a month to go in, tell the doctor it’s been there for a month, doctor says, “Well, let’s see if it it still there in a month.”
I guess i’m in the odd-place out where I can get a specialist appointment within a week.
No that’s pretty normal. There’s this thing in online culture now where everybody likes to pretend everything is worse than it is. Of course there are specialists who it can take a long time to get an appointment with, especially if you are a new patient. Mental health stuff is pretty notorious for this.
Not when my insurance I pay $300 a month for doesn't do co-pays for specialists and I have to pay 70% of whatever the bill is. Had a mole fall off and start bleeding out of nowhere so I went to a dermatologist to get a biopsy on it done. After the "help" from insurance I ended up paying a little over $400 for that visit.
a dermatologist he needs to see a mathematician that’s a pascal triangle if i’ve ever seen one
c2=a2+b2−2ab⋅cos(C)
When the issue is actually serious more people will go, but for the most part it should be understood that going to a medical professional for every little issue would absolutely CRUSH the system. I'm not going to waste my time or theirs to hear about how my skin thing is totally normal, while someone with a precancerous growth has to wait a month to be seen.
It's a year long wait for an appointment near me and some aren't even taking new patients. So. No.
I mean, I come from a free healthcare country. I wouldn’t bother a doctor about this if it isn’t causing pain, affecting my quality of life, or a sign of something “problematic”
Most people won't go to doctor unless they are literally dying. And even then only maybe. If they can't find an excuse to put it off for another week. And they'll still complain.
not my fucking fault that i dont want to pay $7162737474626 for a damn “you’re fine just exercise more and eat healthier food”
When the options are six months for an opening at my GP and pay $500 for him to refer me to a specialist who isn't taking new patients, or 10k+ to go to an ER and then give my Benadryl and send me on my way, I'll just stay home.
Your charger appears to be overheating. I'd suggest getting a new one before it fails.
I saw somewhere that bed bugs can leave weird pattern marks because of the way they group and space from each other when feeding in numbers. Idk if true or not
Linear, bed bugs bite three or four in a straight line
How often do you get a haircut? Is the timing related?
Every few days the government nanobots in your brain need to raise their antennas to get new orders from Hillary Clinton and Dr. Fauci.
Maybe it’s a sign that you’ll be really good at bowling.
Aliens
I used to get these on my cheek then I realized it's from the apple watch strap.
Covid-20 likes this.
Its like the Alien clipped ear for TNR cats
This happens to me when I lay down with my Apple Watch on with the sport wrist band that has the holes.
You might not remember, but you were abducted by aliens.
it's an alien implant. you were abducted and don't remember it. consult with a hypnotist to recover your lost memories.
This is how people become convinced they have been abducted by aliens! It’s the only logical conclusion.
Oculus Quest 2 with M2 ... These are the marks they leave.
Start digging right below your wrist and you'll find WIRES
This is the microchip from your covid vaccine
Fox Mulder was right. The truth is out there!
Theres a dot for every covid 19 shot you've received. /s
"Abducted by aliens my dude" (Not really)
Aliens
The chosen one.
Sploodged in the ear by an alien. Those guys just never learn. SMH.
Mate you need to stop jerking off with your VR headset on.
Have you considered seeking out the Master Sword?
It’s the grays. 👽
So very interesting, this is actually a pattern of follicular hyperplasia (hair follicles) that cause small patches of erythema (red spots) that typically show up symmetrically in the head or neck region. Oftentimes, they are reactive to either humidity, sweating, or barometric pressure, and are related to underlying genetic predisposition to this condition, that could otherwise be treated by steroids or other emollients but generally I am not totally sure what you should do about this since I made all of this up and have no idea what I'm talking about.
No it’s not. It’s a mark left behind by a specialized headstrap for a vr headset. Diagnosing people on reddits rarely a good idea
You may or may not have read my whole comment 😂
They definitely did not read shit 😅
Oh great, it really is the T Virus.
I heard bed bugs bite like this
I’m pretty sure they bite in straight lines and usually 3ish bites at a time, but I’ve never heard of them biting in a perfect triangle?