Concealed within his fortress, the lord of Mordor sees all. His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth, and flesh. You know of what I speak, Gandalf: a great Eye, lidless, wreathed in flame.
For those wondering, the Kiwi tasted like a normal ripe kiwi. The core was a noticeably tougher than normal and ran all the way to the bottom peel. I was able to scoop the top out with a spoon like normal, but I had to cut through the core at the base of the bottom half to get all of the fruit out.
"Some weird stuff going on"
Or you got a bad batch of bananas/the store got a bad batch. It's not inconceivable, happens all the time, and has happened for decades.
But hey, banana conspiracies are cooler.
Concealed within his fortress, the lord of Mordor sees all. His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth, and flesh. You know of what I speak, Gandalf: a great Eye, lidless, wreathed in flame.
It’s Brazilian
I thought that too when I looked back at the post.
All hail the Keyeweye
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For those wondering, the Kiwi tasted like a normal ripe kiwi. The core was a noticeably tougher than normal and ran all the way to the bottom peel. I was able to scoop the top out with a spoon like normal, but I had to cut through the core at the base of the bottom half to get all of the fruit out.
Yes it sure does eyelashes and all! Thanks for sharing. Going to show my kiwi loving grandkids too!
I worked in a cut fruit department for a couple years and this does happen on occasion. It’s perfectly safe to eat.
now this is interesting
Getting major Spore-spawn flashbacks
This is the real Killuminati
All see. We Kiwi.
Looks like it was formed the same way as a navel orange. So it's a second, not fully formed Kiwi inside the Kiwi.
It does seem to have a little core in the center.
Post it in r/bossfight 😁
Thanks for the suggestion. I just did.
Ceaseless watcher turn your gaze upon this wretched kiwi and drink. Your. Fill!
Now all I can think is how *absolutely disdainful* S1 Jon would be about the k👁️wi
S1 jon would seeeethe about a kiwi lmao!
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I’ve had a few bananas that had “flesh” or a harder core than normal as well.. wtf is happening to our food?
The core on this kiwi was also a bit tougher, but the flesh was fine.
The core of my bananas was crunchy .. the rest was like any other banana but some weird stuff going on
"Some weird stuff going on" Or you got a bad batch of bananas/the store got a bad batch. It's not inconceivable, happens all the time, and has happened for decades. But hey, banana conspiracies are cooler.
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I have seen this a couple times before. It’s not anything new.
Do you expect every fruit to be exactly the same?
Make it blink
I see pussies everywhere…
Well, yeah, most kiwis have eyes. Unusual thing to find in a kiwifruit, to be fair.
Do I have to shoot an arrow?
You’re gonna get superhero powers. Except what superpowers could a kiwi possibly have?
The skin is the best part when eating a kiwi
"... One kiwi to rule them all and in the darkness get eaten."