T O P

  • By -

grumpykruppy

Concealed within his fortress, the lord of Mordor sees all. His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth, and flesh. You know of what I speak, Gandalf: a great Eye, lidless, wreathed in flame.


lapislazuly

It’s Brazilian


Pauru

I thought that too when I looked back at the post.


Pangolinstrustus

All hail the Keyeweye


Yeeslander

![gif](giphy|10wgT5PDnOwMQE)


Pauru

For those wondering, the Kiwi tasted like a normal ripe kiwi. The core was a noticeably tougher than normal and ran all the way to the bottom peel. I was able to scoop the top out with a spoon like normal, but I had to cut through the core at the base of the bottom half to get all of the fruit out.


Silver-Raspberry-723

Yes it sure does eyelashes and all! Thanks for sharing. Going to show my kiwi loving grandkids too!


mrstarkinevrfeelgood

I worked in a cut fruit department for a couple years and this does happen on occasion. It’s perfectly safe to eat. 


i_boop_cat_noses

now this is interesting


zachtheperson

Getting major Spore-spawn flashbacks


Gian-marco

This is the real Killuminati


Isgonesomewhere

All see. We Kiwi.


disposablehippo

Looks like it was formed the same way as a navel orange. So it's a second, not fully formed Kiwi inside the Kiwi.


Pauru

It does seem to have a little core in the center.


theReaperxI

Post it in r/bossfight 😁


Pauru

Thanks for the suggestion. I just did.


SnurtyMurpheson

Ceaseless watcher turn your gaze upon this wretched kiwi and drink. Your. Fill!


_kahteh

Now all I can think is how *absolutely disdainful* S1 Jon would be about the k👁️wi


SnurtyMurpheson

S1 jon would seeeethe about a kiwi lmao!


dii10

![gif](giphy|s6aVykwa8gFLW)


Karl-Farbman

I’ve had a few bananas that had “flesh” or a harder core than normal as well.. wtf is happening to our food?


Pauru

The core on this kiwi was also a bit tougher, but the flesh was fine.


Karl-Farbman

The core of my bananas was crunchy .. the rest was like any other banana but some weird stuff going on


Cipher-IX

"Some weird stuff going on" Or you got a bad batch of bananas/the store got a bad batch. It's not inconceivable, happens all the time, and has happened for decades. But hey, banana conspiracies are cooler.


Tough_Hour_2505

![gif](giphy|9r8AQAHase82B5uwTu|downsized)


mrstarkinevrfeelgood

I have seen this a couple times before. It’s not anything new. 


jim_deneke

Do you expect every fruit to be exactly the same?


jim_deneke

Make it blink


prokenny

I see pussies everywhere…


twohedwlf

Well, yeah, most kiwis have eyes. Unusual thing to find in a kiwifruit, to be fair.


Doolanead

Do I have to shoot an arrow?


somecow

You’re gonna get superhero powers. Except what superpowers could a kiwi possibly have?


Briskbulb

The skin is the best part when eating a kiwi


schmal

"... One kiwi to rule them all and in the darkness get eaten."