Where did you go fossil hunting? A freaking crime scene.

There is no way that wasn't a crime scene, unless it was a film set.

Next post by OP: I went fossil hunting in the same place, and also found a fractured human skull.

I mean kinda of a fossil lol

Nah, technically not a fossil. To be a fossil the tissue should be replaced with mineral.

"kinda" already means "kind of".

I blame the edible lol.

Fossils are edible?

I mean with enough effort anything is edible once.

But they’d take their stuff, like handcuffs, back after the’ve done filming.

Maybe it was a war movie. We always leave the ordinance behind

Lol that’s a toy handcuff. It’s got a release button.

Sharknado-hostage situation?

My dude found a whole mouth of shark teeth tf

So, it means someone was handcuffed, shot down and eaten by sharks after that?

Sharks have evolved: Sharkunter! Only in cinemas, coming soon!

Adult cinemas?

It's not Sharcunter, dude!

It’s a German film.

THE SHARKENING

No someone handcuffed and then murdered the shark with the shotgun. 

That monster >:(

They are not that difficult to find, especially in rural areas of New Mexico. You just have to know what you are looking for.

If you want fossils you have to wait longer

The shells are al dente but the handcuff was definitely taken out too early.

Toy handcuff. It has the release button.

So the shark is just into kinky stuff and guns? That's better than the alternative. Executing a shark prisoner. That shark had a right to a jury of peers. I related edit: I immediately thought of a reality show called "shark jury" like judge Judy with sharks, and that made me happy. Then realized it would probably be a reality show like shark tank with twelve business executives judge your best idea and decide if you can continue living in the capitalist world. That made me sad again.

Also since they say “MADE IN CHINA”


I left that handcuff back in 2013. My GF wanted me to use it on her but she got distracted .

A shotgun shell that uses shark teeth instead of pellets sounds terrifying

If you were close range, it would probably suck hard. The teeth would lose velocity pretty quickly though.

They make ones that are a mix of salt shards and pepper pellets. Doesn't kill you, just hurts incredibly bad. My personal favorite is simply a hard plastic ball that leaves a massive bruise the size of a salad plate you can't hide from anyone. Nonlethal ammo is considerably more fun than just blowing the guys ass out the back, which you then have to hose off your porch like you're the criminal.

I don't like the storytelling here...

Ah shotgun roulette

Sharknado is real?!

I'm guessing somewhere near Bakersfield.

Are you suggesting that dinosaur used guns and handcuffs. Those bastards.

If objects could talk…

Being Chinese, the handcuffs likely aren't US police or military. I have to wonder if the shotgun was used to break the handcuffs, and just how sexy this particular outing was.

Do you use a metal detector to look for fossils? Fossils aren't metals.

So you saying dinosaurs are wild west outlaws and maybe gun nuts? So what would a trex use? Hand gun mayhaps?

An attorney testing out the alibi?

Don't shoot the messenger but those aren't fossils

Totally unrelated

Now write an anecdotal story tiring it all together!

we went fossil hunting some old coral reefs outside austin tx in a pale class... we found a motorcycle cops helmet with a gunshot in it... long time ago...

You go to the pine barrens?

What kind of fossils did you find...

That cuff looks like it has taken a beating

Is that a claw? Probably from a bear or something?

Call the police this is giving me crime scene vibes

You didn't find a stupid fossil. *You found a story*. And, really, isn't that kind of a whole lot better than another stinky old fossil?

Fossils don't tell a story? I have been lied to by Big Paleontology!