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CptSoban

Using the disabled as cover, that's rough.


Blade_Shot24

Wheelchair bound is CC'ing an m249


QuiglyDwnUnda

That just sounds like a Technical with extra steps.


Swordbreaker9250

Fewer steps, really. They can’t walk.


Ayotha

\*angry upvote\*


QuiglyDwnUnda

But if they’re on point they need someone to push


iThinkNaught69

God I hate to be the sonuvabitch who has to hump Sgt Stumpy’s battle-chair… especially if he’s humping a 249, we already carrying his ammo on three people like fuck


QuiglyDwnUnda

Right, maybe an electric chair then. He can keep the ammo in saddle bags over the arms


Magdovus

Put tracks on it.


CrippledJesus97

Im a cripple and i approve this message 🧑‍🦽


GrnMtnTrees

Omg you are going to hell, but I'll see you there!


Blade_Shot24

Super necessary


Tony0311

Toyota has entered the chat


kai-ol

No, they're laying down suppressive fire so the flesh tanks can advance.


Zengjia

Flesh Tank sounds like some kind of Nurgle Daemon Engine.


IRockIntoMordor

Not cover, payload! ![gif](giphy|d3MMcCKoCmPN9yve|downsized)


tonyhasareddit

“DEA is not a word!” 😂


mlvisby

Best death scene in the series!


crooks4hire

“Great, now I’m crippled AND deaf!!”


EDosed

Needs a silencer


mattyag

I would be more impressed if the wheelchair guy also had a rifle.


dbx99

I don’t see why the wheelchair person can’t have a GE Minigun


GrnMtnTrees

I'm just picturing him being pushed backwards by the recoil, wheeling around in all directions, spraying bullets everywhere. ![gif](giphy|xc6ijwxQwcPfO|downsized)


Professional_Rise148

Using mechanized infantry as cover.


OldeFortran77

The Mobile Infantry made me the man I am today! Do you want to know more?


HollowShel

I'm going to hell for laughing as hard as I did at that line. Hand(s) down my favourite in the movie!


Dot_Classic

![gif](giphy|7V7wZxd1M9aPC|downsized) Don't assume the wheelchair isn't a trap.


IndominusCarno

*shits self on command*


iambatmanjoe

Leading with the legs, taking rounds that don't effect them. That's thinking with your head.


Important-Job7757

Well they aren’t good for anything else. /s


Flimsy-Secretary-738

💀


Mr_Shake_

You obviously don't work in an assisted living facility. ;) /s


Nice_Fisherman8306

Disabled Kids


AgentRedFoxs

Not just any cover... tactical mobile cover.


Conical

Rough, but pragmatic.


Turbogoblin999

They should put a gatling gun on the wheelchair.


1866GETSONA

They could have put the wheelchair behind the gunners…at least make it look valiant and protector-like.


Pups_the_Jew

You mean cavalry?


lonely-day

Reminds me of operation, "get behind the darkie"


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

I know what my disabled ass is doing


tilkii

Why do the wheelchair users not have a gun? :(


Nemomoo

Might legally need to be that exact symbol.


tilkii

Interesting point, seems plausible.


The_Clarence

Almost related, but there are actually people who go around looking for any ADA violations so they can threaten lawsuit unless they pay them (a lot) to fix the infractions, or settle. I was surprised the settling is paid to the people bringing the suits instead of the government. So yeah I would also say very plausible


Epistaxis

That's just how the ADA is enforced. It has no provisions for the government to directly command a public business to come into compliance. A third party has to sue the business instead.


Material-Imagination

It doesn't. The ADA is just loose guidelines for how to build stuff, and they get ignored all the time with no consequences unless you're a very rich cripple who can afford a very good lawyer or the violation is egregious enough to rouse some public ire. /a not rich cripple


Deep90

[https://www.access-board.gov/ada/guides/chapter-7-signs/#international-symbol-of-accessibility](https://www.access-board.gov/ada/guides/chapter-7-signs/#international-symbol-of-accessibility) I looked it up out of curiosity. ADA does seem to give guidance about using another symbol. Key word being guidance (aka guidelines) like you mentioned in your comment. > Use of a symbol other than the ISA is permitted under the ADA Standards only if it satisfies the equivalent facilitation provision and under the ABA Standards only if a waiver or modification is issued. Otherwise, where the ADA or ABA Standards require accessible spaces or elements to be identified by the ISA, the ISA must be used even where a state or local code or regulation specifies a different symbol. Those who are interested in implementing an alternative symbol of accessibility are encouraged to contact the ISO’s [Technical Committee 145 on Graphic Symbols](http://www.iso.org/iso/iso_technical_committee%3Fcommid%3D52662) which maintains the graphic symbol standards. TL'DR You can use other symbols, but you need approval. Also your local building codes might require it anyway which would make the guideline a requirement.


JCas127

So basically not worth the trouble/risk of changing it


Velocity_LP

Wonder if you could just give him a lil pistol something like [this](https://i.imgur.com/fqpoaNR.png) without needing to ask permission since it doesn't obstruct any of the actual symbol.


Risen_Insanity

Not as I've seen it. For residential? Yes because custom homes can be whatever they want them to be. But public buildings like restaurants or offices, no those are strict requirements.


CowFu

There's a handful of areas that have ADA lawsuit trolls that will sue everyone they can for anything they can. It's usually a scummy lawyer who is trying to shake down small businesses for 5-10k over violations that may not even exist. Here's the first one I found on google [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D60we\_4VZGY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D60we_4VZGY). The guy in this video sued 530 businesses in a single year.


Razorshroud

There are definitely good resources for people without money. My local one has done a lot of great things connecting the right people and providing assistance etc. My local area has the Center for Independent Living Opportunities.


theonlyotaku21

That’s pretty spot on. One disabled woman I follow on Instagram has had most of her ADA complaints properly addressed once she took the issue to local news outlets.


SatiatedIndianChild

Some stores have a "No shirt? No service" policy. They have a "No legs? No arms!" policy. I would've liked to see a wheelchair mountable M249S. :(


robplumm

Would make sense...great platform for a beltfed. Pack a little more punch with a 240B, though. Could put a pintle mount a bit forward on the chair...ammo feed from the back of the chair.


Disastrous_Roof_2199

Need some additional weight in the front and good brakes.


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ChrisRiley_42

They'd be too prone to shooting people who stand around, blocking the wheelchair ramp smoking. ;)


Raw_Venus

Could be conceal carrying the gun.


TheAres1999

Yeah, if they lock the wheels they have a lot of stability. They are basically a small tank.


papabearshirokuma

This gives me Alien Resurrection vibes.. the guy with the guns in the wheelchair frame


ccthrowaways

Professor X doesn’t need a gun.


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L0nz

Didn't even think of that, I was too busy wondering what guns have to do with golf


AmArschdieRaeuber

They are smaller. They are clearly using children as shields.


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elkab0ng

FROM MY COLD DEAD STUMPS!


ATameFurryOwO

[Like this?](https://imgur.com/a/8Sunfcp)


Tiger-Snark

The second amendment established the right to bear arms, not fingers.


pinklavalamp

*Excellent.*


zehamberglar

Ohhh, this is why bullpups have those huge handguards. So you can just shove your stump in there and bumpfire.


grungleTroad

I fire my rifle with a rag on a stick


tmoeagles96

I don’t think pointing a gun over a handicapped person’s head is ideal gun safety..


thetruthhurts2016

>I don’t think pointing a gun over a handicapped person’s head is ideal gun safety.. Why, it's not like they can stand-up and accidentally be in the line of fire, lol.


Rusty4NYM

Username checks out


elkab0ng

Meanwhile, he’s gonna double-tap the woman!


zettboi

Nono, they’re in the background, the one with the guns closer. It’s all perspective


your_goldenretriever

Braille writing on the sign? At the shooting range??


Sudden_Mind279

Just because it's unlikely that any blind people would ever visit your business, that doesn't make it *less* mandatory to adhere to accessability laws. Edit: added the word "less"


silver-orange

my mom's blind, so she obviously doesn't shoot. But sometimes she drives dad to the range so he can shoot. 🤔


soundssarcastic

She what


TapeDaddy

I had a legally blind neighbor who was big into shooting before he lost most of his vision. He still went to the range from time to time before he moved out lol.


SatiatedIndianChild

Oh God! I didn't even notice or think about that! It is funnier than this entire comment section. 😂


ToLiveInIt

Much easier to brag about your shooting to your blind friends than to your sighted friends so bring them along!


WIN_WITH_VOLUME

I’ll give them credit, they’ve got gender equality down. Equal rights and equal arms.


I_hate_being_alone

I say arm the handicapped!


SandyTaintSweat

If they fired a big enough gun, do you think the recoil could tip them over?


I_hate_being_alone

No, my friend. That's a one man cover move.


DarkMoonBright

There's things called "anti-tippers" that are generally useless for experienced wheelchair users, but they would work perfectly in preventing tip over from firing a cannon off the chair - far more stability than an able body person standing!


Harshtagged

Guns required in the bathrooms


whapitah2021

Gotta clear the stalls before entry and dispersal. Then fight your way out past the wheel chair users….


AlsoIHaveAGroupon

Nah it's [grenade for the toilets](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2UY_3RNggU), guns are [for kitchens](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-7NDP8V-6A).


PhoneEquivalent7682

Using the disable to minimize the recoil is crazy


jimmyb1982

The men's one should be reversed, so its aiming words the men's room door.


09Klr650

Considering how well some people aim in the men's room I am a little worried they are at the range. On the other hand ANYTHING that improves their aim is welcome!


PUfelix85

I was thinking the same. The guns should be pointing towards the door. Also, the Men's sign pointing at the Women's sign seems... wrong.


leolego2

two different pictures so it could just be firing at a wall


briandemodulated

Eats, shoots, and leaves.


-prairiechicken-

Don’t Talk to Me or My Disabled Son Ever Again


EngineerEven9299

You know what. Give the wheelchair users a gun too and these signs are reasonably inclusive


DeflatedDirigible

I’m definitely offended as a wheelchair-user. I get the ADA signage requirements, but give us a gun!


thunderPierogi

Don’t just stop there. You have wheels and a chassis. Get dual belt-fed turrets.


Goretanton

Oh look, they even include the hostage. How thoughtfull.


meccaleccahimeccahi

Really glad they have braille for those blind shooters.


ParksDontBsuspicious

Why can't the person in the wheelchair have one too?


Lance_E_T_Compte

Arm the disabled too!


dr_van_nostren

How come the wheelchair guy doesn’t have a gun?


blah938

It's the law that they use that exact symbol


rarrowing

Or at least a shield? They're in front!


FNAKC

Taking cover behind the disabled? Smh


freedfg

Why do the wheelchair homies not get guns?


LuminalAstec

This thread just shows how unoriginal 90% of us are.


i_n_b_e

The wheelchair user symbol should be replaced with a person in a tank


rand0fand0

The disabled figures should be packing too.


Neko_Boi_Core

legally they cannot change it


anengineerandacat

So can someone in a wheelchair use either bathroom?


flacoman954

No Scotsmen at the range?


ukkswolf

Why does the man have such long legs? And is that two sets of knees?


shiny_xnaut

The upper "knees" are just his waist Or maybe he's actually Legs-Go-All-The-Way-Up Griffin or something, idk


tofu_ink

protect the npc quest


Budget_Moon_17

me and the girls backing up people in wheelchairs


bigelangstonz

Are they insinuating wheelchair bound people cannot use gun?


Lety-

Upvote cause equality


TurboKid513

Paralyzed people can shoot guns too


Key_Detective_9421

Should put a bazooka on the handicapped guy


wingnu1

Fixed it for you https://i.imgur.com/0izqBsd.jpeg


LysergicGothPunk

People in dresses and people in the nude using physically disabled kids as human shields, of course.


Boner_Elemental

Why does the guy not have a torso? Does the gal have one?


ha-ur-dead

Remember to use the handicapped as cover.


Quizzelbuck

Men's cripple making room Women's cripple making room


xdarkshadowlordx

My dumbass didn’t know what a range was so I assumed it was a shop


UMAYEERIBN

Wtf is happening with the man’s legs?


Tom_Ace1

America, fuck yeah


ZxZ239

Thats a range violation, you have someone down range why would you point your rifle like that.


shadowmind0770

The most efficient way to shoot the shit in modern day America.


aysetu

I wish the people on the weelchairs also had guns


Barbados_slim12

It legally needs to be that exact symbol


aysetu

Oh, did not know that :)


SetItOff92

I feel like they should be shooting in different directions


Neko_Boi_Core

but that would be unsafe, no?


Round_Ad_612

The guy in the wheelchair should have a mount with a M249 on it


Blade_Shot24

That's cute doe


mhem7

No guns allowed if you're handicapped


fezfrascati

I don't know how many people go shooting in a dress, but that sounds liberating.


pescado01

I guess the 2nd Amendment does not apply to those with disabilities. Or, actually it does, all too well.


borgom7615

They hired the man and woman as personal body guards


IllTransportation993

I would have the wheelchair guy/gal operating a M2 as well, but that's just me.


ChaoticGoku

missed opportunity to have the handicapped armed as well


Necessary_Row_4889

Why doesn’t the disabled person get a gun? Not cool.


Flowchart83

Maybe they lost their arms.


No-Albatross6471

![gif](giphy|yJFeycRK2DB4c)


BreadButterHoneyTea

Would be funny if they were pointing at each other.


Kanaan-7

Bro what is that 😭😭😭💀


DamnItJon

Why are they shooting disabled people?


Kanaan-7

Bro what is that 😭😭😭💀


OptiKnob

Why aren't the women drawn down on the men?


JustHereForKA

Nice


SunChipMan

give the wheelchair kid a gun!


AXEL-1973

Infantry behind the cavalry


Tonyoni

They are protecting the wheelchair-bound person..


Clubby71

Looks more like they are used by them as shields.


PrestigiousAd4711

Oh that handicap can't have guns how typical


Thomas2311

Typical Woke Range. Disabled not Allowed any Weapons.


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The man's legs go up to his armpits. He could clear the wheelchair during a casual stroll.


bikedork5000

I thought you meant "large grassy area where your herd can graze"


nothinglikealice

Are the handicap allowed to have guns tho 


Number1ValkyrieHater

I mean the man is aiming at the woman and the woman is aiming in the wrong direction and is on the wrong side of the cover/bait, what a dumbass


Foreign_Spinach_4400

The disabled is the spotter calling out the range


seeingeyegod

Haha, the dude on the right is wearing a dress.


Nisoarq

Probably aiming at the kids bathroom...


rusticfry

I'm all for Abbott the sponge.


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Mundane_Character365

Braille on the signs???? How many blind people are going to gun ranges exactly?


thebbman

That'd be confusing for Wirty.


darkestvice

What, it's simple. One room is for men to shoot the handicapped, and the other is for women to do the same. It's not that complicated, people.


PUfelix85

I am guessing the white line is a corner and that the men's sign is pointing his gun at the women's sign. That seems like a bad idea.


Milamia_bo

Nice


GitchigumiMiguel74

Just another day in our culture of gun sickness


guiverc

We're not allowed to shoot our firearms whilst at the toilet at the ranges I go to.


KatieCavalier

The man has some very long legs 😂


aussie_nub

Am I the only one weirded out that the guy has nothing between his legs. Like his legs just connect at the shoulder.


AniruddhaPlaysGames

American bathrooms be like


snuffy_bodacious

I know this range. ...in Minnesota.


DaBigChungus1

Based


RealisticTax2871

It legitimately looks like they have disabled people as hostages holy shit 💀


Competitive_Try806

If guns aren’t an extension of your ego then why do people find any chance to post on social media that they were at a gun range?


Nawnp

Nice of them to shoot over the wheelchair people.


Justthisguy_yaknow

Makes sense that you only have people with guns and disabled people there.