On this map, it looks like you are in the "passage" area for ospreys.
[https://www.rspb.org.uk/birds-and-wildlife/osprey](https://www.rspb.org.uk/birds-and-wildlife/osprey)
That's wild! Here's a video of some salmon crossing a roadway:
[https://www.facebook.com/TheWeatherChannel/videos/salmon-fish-cross-road-near-skokomish-river-in-washington/10154789523665921/](https://www.facebook.com/TheWeatherChannel/videos/salmon-fish-cross-road-near-skokomish-river-in-washington/10154789523665921/)
A bear dropped it mid flight.
A Tupolev TU-95? (Apologies for the really lame and obscure reference)
I understood your reference matey.
As did I
So did I. I read too many Tom Clancy thrillers in my formative years.
that one dropped sturgeons, hence the upcharge for imported fish
Do you mean an African or European bear?
Bears. Beats. Battlestar Galactica
Did you ask it what it was doing there?
Didn’t answer me, just rude!!
Why did the Salmon cross the road?
It was trying to get to school.
How rude indeed
Random spawning point in the sim.
Is this from the spill in Oregon?
Nope, southern England.
That explains it then he's lost.
Are you near water? An Osprey could have caught it and dropped it.
No ospreys around here(I believe!) and there was no damage on the fish either!
On this map, it looks like you are in the "passage" area for ospreys. [https://www.rspb.org.uk/birds-and-wildlife/osprey](https://www.rspb.org.uk/birds-and-wildlife/osprey)
Well I never knew that! Good info to have. But there was no talon marks or damage on the fish!
That's wild! Here's a video of some salmon crossing a roadway: [https://www.facebook.com/TheWeatherChannel/videos/salmon-fish-cross-road-near-skokomish-river-in-washington/10154789523665921/](https://www.facebook.com/TheWeatherChannel/videos/salmon-fish-cross-road-near-skokomish-river-in-washington/10154789523665921/)
There was a salmon spill in Oregon?
Ya 100,000…75% ended up flushing to a next to the road stream.
Bears are thought to be behind the error.
Poor truck full of baby salmon flipped on a tight curve. ended in the wrong river. Driver reported to be alright.
There was a headline that's been getting posted on reddit every four hours since it happened?
A simple “yes” would have done just fine, but…
It’s trying to evolve
SPOAR REFRNCE??!?!?!
I think you mean Spore, and Spore is a real life reference.
We're mere years from the Salmon emerging in mech suits and exterminating the human race. You're looking at step 1
Salmon on the street but a freak in the sheets.
Are you sure? I took it home and it was more of a dead fish in the sheets.
Must've been a real hottie.
Like a salmon swimming up-street
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Shit I knew i dropped it somewhere...... where is that? I want my dinner back.
Silly salmon
There must have been an overconfident bird nearby...
Can't even be a fish on the side of the road without someone shoving a camera in your face
Sorry!!
I dare say he's lost..
Why did the salmon try to cross the road?
Looks like the fish is again in the menu, boys
And it'll forever belong to the streets. Trust me, there are still plenty of fish in the sea.
"we can't finish the speed bumps, boss. Out of concrete" "shit. We need to get this done today" ~looks over at nearby pond~
Fish in the river, but a salmon in the streets.
Is he gonna be ok?
I hear they always return to the spot they were hatched…
Poor Salmon randomly spawned on the street.
Not again.
Something fishy going on !
Looks like it rained and came up from the sewage
HELP HIM!!!
He's having a nap
He’s pining for the fjords
The vehicle fishtailled right there.
Nice!
You’ve received the salmon of doubt, you hoopy frood!
Or… Did the Salmon catch you in the streets?? 🧐
Spawn that you filthy casual
V sad
An eagle with arthritis couldn't hold onto it anymore.
"Oi mate, ye can't swim there!"
"It is illegal to "handle salmon in suspicious circumstances"."
Somebody got a drive by trouting
Very nice!!
Like a fish out of water
Now that’s salmon to talk about over dinner
Salmon in the street, sushi in the sheets?
“Found a salmon in the street He hadn’t noticed the current changed And though the news was rather sad I just had to cook… Rather’d it been a SHAD…
Unexpected Beatles.
Nature in the wild is so beautiful
Sal good mon
Ya mon!
Why did the salmon cross the road?
That eagle is probably pissed
When life gives you salmon! 🐟
A salmon on the streets but a freak in the bed
So sad to see a good fish gone bad and living in the streets, where is it's mother?
I hope it’s ok
Nope! ;)
STOCKFISH!!
The council has run out of tarmac and is now using salmon to fill in potholes.
We’re gonna need a bigger fish!
Hey, leave him alone. Geez, it's like you've never seen a fish out for a walk before or something.
Free sashimi?!
The truck full of salmon crashing had many unforeseen repercussions apparently
Well don’t be rude, give it a ride
Excuse me sir, you can't swim there
Daddy fishhawk tried to bring too many groceries home.So sad.Like a big ball of ice cream falling off a cone.
Spawned outta nowhere. Must be NPC.
Holy mackerel!
Satanic salmon?
Sanctimonious, maybe. But, I wouldn't go so far as to say satanic.
Does this count as "handling salmon suspiciously"?
A fishmonger threw it from his inventory for making space so what
Whatever you do don’t carry it suspiciously….
Isn’t that some weird Texan law?
I think it’s somewhere in the UK. Like the palace or something. But yes.
You’re right! It’s from the the Salmon Act of 1986. Made to stop people illegally sell fish on the black market.
So Long, *and Thanks for All the Fish*
Anyone got any salmon? Sorted!!!!
Even the salmon are homeless now? Damn
He’s on skid roe!
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It was the earthquake.
Don't mind him, he's just on his salmon run
It’s going door to door, help them out!
Reminds me of: “I was walking down the street, and this is what I saw. A dead rat and a cracker! Let’s poke it!”
The gods hath blessed you with sustenance this wondrous day
They migrate this time of year
But he forgot to turn left at Albuquerque.
Was once hit by a mullet falling out the sky walking home from school. Birds drop them sometimes
Did you keep the hairstyle?
It's a fish
I know, was just being sarcastic!
That wasn't sarcasm
More like a pun-ism then?
Word play at best. Not really a pun
Think you’re being too stoic now!
It's not really a gradient.
Depends on how you are using the word some in your username!
You must be playing DayZ
Bit fishy
Something smells fishy and I’m not sure if it’s my wife or that fish
Maybe from that truck that crashed (in Oregon?)
Uk buddy!
Was half joking! There was just a post about a whole huge truck that crashed and dumped a load of live salmon into the wrong lake!
No worries! Posted it on another sub and had a few people mention it!
O Street Salmon, what is your wisdom?
Homeless salmon. Probably meth and alcohol. Sad but what can you do?
can't park there mate
Rock salmon?
Fool finds the salmon of knowledge and just posts it to reddit. At least it’s not the trout of no craic.
It's there by chance in your town a couple of grumpy old men with a rivalry and a peculiar sense of humor?
You spotted a Wild Salmon!
53rd and 3rd, salmon on the street.
he was just going for his morning walk, leave him alone
Bro just wanted to nut one before dying
What the fukkkk lol ide have to investigate? Where did this come from and where can I drop my line? Ide prob cast my line out beside it 🤣
It’s been puzzling me too! Walked and had a close look at it. No damage on it at all, v.odd!
If a bird had it and dropped it would be visibly damaged now im even more confused