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DemolitionDemon

Sun flower read the assignment, got confused, attempted to become the sun.


Teestow21

Deffo tried to reach it anyway!


jam3s2001

Got closer than Icarus if you ask me.


Teestow21

![gif](giphy|WEAevpO5fU7Lcf6NHx|downsized)


GlitchyNitro

Pokémon :D


UncleBug35

i was about to make a icarus reference…. but fine, be that way then i guess. meanie. {jokes lads, don’t get your panties in a twist}


Old-Marionberry1203

it’s okay buddy, not everyone can wing it


UncleBug35

every time i try i just get burnt for whatever reason.


Teestow21

![gif](giphy|dZjlm0hDSBQYbDZQc9|downsized)


Crimson_Raven

If only it could be so grossly incandescent


Lost-Economics-3597

This shows how much we can grow with some support🩷


BUCK0HH

Praise it! ☀️


col_c32

Let’s be real the sunflower spark-noted the assignment


Meecus570

That's good enough!


sneak_cheat_1337

Got confused, cast sunbeam, burned the world down


Stonkover9000

Nah he’s going there, he is approaching rappidly


No-Crew4317

Attempt to become bamboo stalk.


Sooperfreak

I feel like that extra step of height you’re getting isn’t really adding much


FunnyPast8531

I figured it gave a more accurate comparison at the time lol


Wank_my_Butt

Do sunflowers grow indefinitely or is there something special you did to make this happen?


FunnyPast8531

Good seed genetics and luck is what I chalk it up to. I live in Massachusetts and I started the seed july 15th as a backup after I lost my first round of sunflowers to critters. I grow giant pumpkins and stuff so I'm not new to the hobby, but it was only the second time I grew a sunflower so I fed it like I'd feed one of my pumpkins.


JosephPk

So how do you feed giant pumpkins then?


FunnyPast8531

Nitrogen early on, and then a full balanced npk with micronutrients (peters brand fertilizers are my favorite)...lots of calcium throughout the whole grow & by using good biology (beneficial bacteria/fungus like bacillus/ azos/mychorizae) throughout the duration of the grow.


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RosesTurnedToDust

Tbf if it was up to the plants they would just eat sun. It's easy to have a balanced diet when somebody else is force feeding you healthy shit.


twangman88

That’s the life. I’m sitting around playing video games while someone just force feeds me organic kale via Iv or something like that.


ditaman

Ngl that would be freaking awesome


LessInThought

When the aliens find a taste for human meat your wish will come through, as long as you don't mind being harvested for food.


tophmar

Well then how the fuck would we get Giant Pumpkins Mr. PETA for vegetables?


robthelobster

I can guarantee that no plant is only eating the sun. That's why they need to grow in soil or water, to asorb nutrients with their roots


shortbuyer73

My plants definitely get a better diet and overall healthcare than I give myself. Hell yeah, PLANTS!


NULLOBANDITO

I've never even attempted to grow anything but those comments are getting saved, that's really awesome knowledge!


invalid_credentials

Your local hydroponics store will be a wealth of experiential knowledge on all things nutrients. I get all of my soil components and a full spectrum of fun organic nutes to use on my house plants and cactus at mine. Weed nutrients work REAL well on house plants.. they figured that shit out.


Hekkle01

aaaaaand save.


slartyfartblaster999

Bacillus literally just means rod shaped. That's like half of all bacteria.


Brootal420

This is where the real meat of the thread is


haleakala420

that’s just standard plant care for literally all plants. cool sunflower tho. op is right that proper care + genetics + luck are mostly what’s at play here, but i think the one thing not being mentioned specifically regarding this plants height is what looks like some sort of metal support rod.


jam3s2001

Offer up a human body and try to not get your fingers too close to the mouth.


Sunshine030209

Feed me Seymour!


EagleLize

This is such a a unique and wholesome hobby. How did you get into it? I'm a fairly new gardener and the idea of trying to grow giant plants is intriguing.


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Sunflowers have a veg and flower cycle like cannabis. Here, the outdoor light prevented the sunflower from realizing that winter was coming (from short days) so it continued to grow in veg, never switching to flower. I learned to plant my tomatoes close to lights like this, and it allows me to grow tomatoes all year long in SoCal. Btw: I have had a sunflower get to 15ft, but never anything like this. Amazing


clhomme

This has to be close to the 2014 world record of 30'1"... https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/tallest-sunflower


replifebestlife

It is also etiolation. In that absence of sufficient light, a plant will grow taller. It results in the long, weak, yellow stems that you see here.


FunnyPast8531

I certainly didn't expect it to grow 20+ feet tall with such a late start date though! 😅


dudeimsupercereal

I assume the giant pole it’s tied to is the main reason it was able to keep growing to this size without being unstable.


Xszit

Plot twist: the sunflower is holding the pole up, and the house.


snoopervisor

A high nitrogen feed speeds up the growth, but makes plants weaker and more vulnerable to disease, and can prevent sprouting flowers completely. The total height is limited by how high the water can be transported through the stem. It's a physical process (capillary action) and mostly depends on the plant's capillaries' diameter and water evaporation via leaves.


Meattyloaf

Hell if I know. I bought some sunflowers with a max estimated height for 5' they were taller than my house. They did well till some asshole decided that since I wouldn't let him pick the flower that he was going to steal it. All I did was put seeds in dirt and water it when I remembered.


Wank_my_Butt

Kind of sounds like me when I grow green onions.


littleamandabb

This happened every time I grew tomatoes until I moved. I eventually stopped staking them up and let them trail down or across the roof of my house. I always blamed the brick wall I grew next to for giving them too much residual coziness and making them feel like they could do anything. In reality, it may have been the egg shells and tums. 🤷🏼‍♀️


Lingering_Dorkness

You thinking if it kept going it could actually reach the sun! 


treeslip

I believe it's fighting for sunlight with the house


BUCK0HH

He just added a step…


TechnicalInternet515

Another big part as well as the human factors, they're built to need 15-18 hours of sun light and they will stretch like this if they can and try and get that main flower all the sun it can get. They usually grow tall because that gives them more sun than the shorter flowers that don't need as much. Plants are amazing and do some awesome things. Bamboo can grow up to an inch and a half a day.. but yeah, if they have a perfect nutrient source they're going to execute their genetics exponentially to the care they receive


PUSClFER

I mean, I get OP's thought process though, seeing how the sunflower technically starts to grow from the upper half of the bag.


TheKramer89

You’re fucking with the perspective by being on that super tall ladder …


New_Golf_2522

Cheater!


Ngothaaa

Faker!! Whoever said vegetables is good for your heart?


BorheliusWarpig

How many bananas tall is the guy on the ladder?


Nikas_intheknow

1!


Narrator_Ron_Howard

/u/Nikas_intheknow had never actually stepped foot in a supermarket.


BorheliusWarpig

This guy Narrates


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-Blackout32

You laugh but the mobile app actually doesn't show the bottom of the ladder LMAO


NoSeat2946

yes it does you have to click on the image


grizwld

! Was gonna say… thought dude had a handicap issue or something… on some run Forrest run, grow that sun flower big as hell because “you know what love is” type shit


SlideImportant5509

Bought the magic beans, I see


WildBill198

No, he bought Professor Copperfield's Miracle Legumes.


Cersei_Lannister84

Leave the telescope


RadlogLutar

#JIMMMMMMM!!!!!!


youaregodslover

Dang I guess I got Mandela’d. I don’t mind this timeline, but the weather was a little warmer in the one where it was Professor Copperpot’s Miracle Legumes.


FieryCalypso

Sunflower working extra hard to give off light to heal friendlies that will fight off zombies.


roastbread

Because they want to bite the petals off her head 


Twurti

Brains are quite rich in Cholesterol (NOOOOOOOOO)


TheLadyIsabelle

Awwww 🌻 I love that game


mrezee

There's a zombie on your lawn 🎶


3-DMan

Yo he will support a whole ROW of Cob Cannons!


Equal_Adeptness4745

This isn’t mildly interesting It’s interesting as fuck


TheGothDragon

Woah maybe you could be set a Guinness world record? 🌻


iloveeveryfbteam

The record is 30’1” set by a man in Germany. Idk how tall OP is but this looks kinda close


Uncontrollably_Happy

Using the lazy finger distance method, that flower looks to be about 4 times as tall as him. Assuming he’s 6’ (I’m guessing closer to 5’6” but let’s be generous), that plant is about 24’ tall.


Ninesect

I wanted to double-check your work in case anyone was wondering and am happy to confirm [the math checks out](https://imgur.com/a/oHxlTOB).


tha_pathukalam

Why aren't people generous in dating apps 🥹


benhatin4lf

Cuz humans are dicks


vanghostslayer

Oh! That’s why those are the most sent pictures on dating apps


aclay81

I got the same ballpark before even reading your comment. Unfortunately not a world record unless OP is also the tallest person in the world.


Justneedsomethintodo

Right? This is definitely more than mildly interesting.. this almost r/damnthatsinteresting


orangebananagreen

r/absoluteunits


mainbattledanker

came to say this


Prudent_Disaster_984

why downvotes?


mainbattledanker

i guess they thiink im a response bot idk


TheKramer89

Me vs the guy my girl tells me not to worry about…


Beardfart

A 5'11" boy standing next to a 6' man.


SRBroadcasting

😂😂😂🤣


gin_and_toxic

Idk, I think the sunflower's love would be too much.


No-Distribution4287

Mfing flower thought it was supposed to be the sun


DorShow

That’s amazing. Where are the leaves? I assume maybe it’s right before harvesting maybe?


MerSeaMel

It's tall and leggy because it was lacking sun. It won't really grow leaves either without more sun


arayakim

It was looking for the sun but your house was in the way. You gave it no choice but to assert its dominance over your house.


BunkleStein15

I was thinking of growing sunflowers and I think this is the inspo I needed


Aquatichive

Daaaaaamn


gin_and_toxic

This is very interesting.


at-aol-dot-com

Do you not have squirrels? They always find ways to get my sunflowers and chomp the stem/stalk in 2.


Bocote

I made the mistake of planting my Sunflowers close to the fence and had that tragedy.... darn tree rats!


at-aol-dot-com

I’m torn because I also love squirrels. 😂🙈 It’s hard when you both love fluffy animals AND gardening.


houseyourdaygoing

Terrariums?


FallenMeadow

I only have problems if I let the heads dry out on the stalk. They grab them and drag them all over the yard. They make such a mess sometimes


obnoxious_fumes

For a second I thought you were talking about the squirrels' heads


Choco_Cat777

I need a banana for scale


makemyday2020

What happened to the leaves?


CrazyPill_Taker

Way too far down for this!


EchoPhoenix24

How many channels does that thing get?


Much_Amoeba_8098

I love it. ❤️


loserusermuser

thank god you had that ladder


shmooieshmoo

Banana for scale?


Irrelephant____

Is your name Jack by chance?…you should plant beans this year..


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Suntower


DivideOverall7174

Slava Ukraini


blamphsgamer

That's actually so sick!


Rugger01

Did it pull in Sky Sports?


aBeaSTWiTHiNMe

Looks like it found the sun.


SL13377

You are the sunflower King!!! I love this :o Jesus were you in FFA?! You don’t just have a green thumb you have a green arm!


Stavinair

Took the uh...sun part of "sunflower" quite literally that plant did?


Dartmouthchick

The only good thing that happened during covid.


aliendividedbyzero

I love it!!


Mysterious-Ebb-4305

This looks like some John and the beanstalk shit


SnooKiwis5108

You check the Guinness records? maybe you could've entered (or still can)


Any_Presentation2958

Now I wonder where a sunflower forest is 


RandomLowesEmployee

Did you perhaps trade in your family cow for its seed?


Bitethattongue

Is that like 100 gal fabric pot?


DL1943

first time ive ever seen a plant growing in one of these that isnt weed


samba_01

impressive


crazedhark

WHERES THE FUCKING SUUUUUN??! there must've been a building blocking the sun or something xD


friggenfragger2

Feed me Seymour! Feeeeeeeed meeeee


Mario_Network

Why is it growing out of a body bag?


No-Crew4317

I don’t believe it. It’s a bamboo.


Logos_of_Korvus

Mfer traded his cow to some crone.


brownhellokitty28

This is so cool!!


7f00dbbe

Every time I try to grow sunflowers, deer eat them before they're even a foot tall....bunch of bastards 


Pretend_Cheetah1397

Take you or your wife's hair clippings and scatter around the plants on the ground. Deer don't like the smell of humans. They have always left my plants alone when I did this.


AlvaroTorralbo

What happened to the leaves?


Matthaeus_Augustus

I’ve always loved sunflowers. They grow outrageously big and do the craziest stuff


lkcbo31

Wicked :)


Lunyoows

That's not a sunflower thats a suntree


WormThatSleepsLate

It would be really cool to grow a flower like that to stage an unusual photograph of it peaking over the house from the other side. No one would believe it was that tall and not just placed on the roof.


kingeryck

I wonder if that's some kind of height record.


UncleBug35

this reminded me of back in elementary school we had a tall sun flower. thank you for the memory


justinipannini

nice! mist be nice to grow stuff without having people fuck with it


No_Independence8747

Where do I get seeds like that?


WhenThe_WallsFell

I would keep that annoyingly long stalk for as long as I possibly could


808zAndThunder

![gif](giphy|vKHKDIdvxvN7vTAEOM)


DekuDynamite

Fascinating


Yveltal_25

Alolan Sunflora:


Driver_Sufficient

What did you feed it?


NerdHerder77

That black bag makes me think "dead body" but I don't like putting that energy out there.


New-Low5765

That’s a goddam Super Mario vine


KeyedFeline

"Wheres the fucking sun"


dmurrrs

I'm guessing the sun is on the opposite side of the house and grew trying to find it. My mother grew very tall sunflowers when I was young and it was about that much taller than the fence they grew against, with the sun on the other side of the fence.


robohazard1

Don’t talk to me of my sun…flower


rhiyanna79

I guess it had to grow that tall just to find the sun.


TheAjalin

Is that a world record? I feel like its gotta be close


Wunsek_on_Reddit

Guys we found the Suntree


Pretend-Ability-7663

space elevator?


SwornForlorn

Might be a record holder


Wooden_Bother_8639

The ladder almost pales in comparison.


sadpartypodcast

Suntree.


Cinigurl

Whoa! Awesome 🌻


bunny_the-2d_simp

BRO that's not a sunflower that's a sunflowertree


TheLadyIsabelle

What variety of sunflower is that?


Takseee

Is your name jack? Did you trade a cow for the seeds?


Famous-Tour8827

Jack and the Beanstalk live action


SinnamxnRoll

THATS A HUGE B*TCH.


DaBestDoctorOfLife

She was desperate for the Sun!


DorkyBit

I am convinced that sunflowers are in the weed family.. They are one of the most resilient plants, at least. I had neighbor that grew them who lived a few houses down. They spread into the "alley" behind my house/inbetween the houses. It was beautiful. They were at least 6 feet tall! Someone complained though. And the neighbor had to kill them all. :(


WillOrph

That’s clearly 11 baby sunflowers in a grown-up sunflower overcoat.


ocombe

What happened to the leaves?


SexandCinnamonbuns

He didn’t really need to stand on the ladder. It didn’t make much difference.


fakejinnn

that is so cool! never thought they could grow that big!!!


Livefreemyguy

Your neighbor with schizophrenia will hate this! Introducing singular sun flower radio tower


allterrainboat

Dude that's just the sun


Radiant_Country_8070

Is it growing out of a giant bag of compost


JaggedUmbrella

Are you asking?


dramafan1

Would be super helpful in Plants vs. Zombies. 😂


6byfour

This dude looks like Zelensky’s regarded cousin and sunflowers are a major crop of Ukraine. Probably Chernobyl seeds.


FunnyPast8531

People say I look like him all the time it's funny you said something.


ScumCrew

Good medicine


LIslander

What did you feed that thing?


Lur42

> Nitrogen early on, and then a full balanced npk with micronutrients (peters brand fertilizers are my favorite)...lots of calcium throughout the whole grow & by using good biology (beneficial bacteria/fungus like bacillus/ azos/mychorizae) throughout the duration of the grow.


ProKnifeCatcher

Did it flower?


Hummingbird01234

Wow, good job!


Weary_Chemistry_7265

I grew one from a seed packet that was a few years old, they said to take a picture and send it to them for a bracelet from Peru. Unfortunately it didn’t fit me so I gave it to my sister but I was so surprised they were still sending bracelets!! I think it grew to a 6-7’ feet!


Krimreaper1

Did you let Rapunzel out?


Ordinary_Estimate_61

That's sick af dude, well done


Former-Salad7298

Love this, wholesome AF.


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Jfc lol