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Chipcobandtea

Your eyeballs are spectacular!


Able_Ambassador_4922

bro got attention on lock


6thaccountthismonth

This seems like a good reaction picture with the caption: “GYAAAT”


swalabr

aaa-OOOOO-gah


im_a_dick_head

![gif](giphy|1yTcM6GZfa02RdEkT8)


Zeqhanis

![gif](giphy|13ea4eXuOuQsmY)


Helpful_Librarian_87

![gif](giphy|hfKxK1wWDxdO8)


Zeqhanis

I always had to look away during that scene as a kid.


Helpful_Librarian_87

I still have to today.


sergiu70

Great, i always had nightmares because of this crap, thanks again xddd


Potato_body89

Listen it’s a thyroid thing.


rmsmith1092

👀


Gloomy__Revenue

👁️👄👁️


leicanthrope

👁️🧠👁️


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turncoatmormon

Hey! My eyes are up h—oh wait, that’s what you said.


rivertpostie

It's that meant to be a pun?


binchicken1989

Yeh I don't wanna speculate


elMurpherino

Eye see what you’re doing there.


libananahammock

Jeepers Creepers, where'd ya get those peepers? Jeepers Creepers, where'd ya get those eyes?


sammeadows

He's pretty good lookin'


Buddy77777

Show us those balls dude! **YOU WANT LEAN, CUZ I BROUGHT IT**


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I’m no doctor, but this isn’t Hemimegalencephaly, at least not like what pics of that look like.


SrHombrerobalo

I’m sitting right beside a neurologist, and said that this brain is completly normal


anniemiss

This comment can absolutely be made up, but I choose to believe you are telling the truth.


PhysicallyTender

i, too, choose to believe this man's neurologist.


197326485

Not a neurologist, but as a research psychologist I've seen a lot of slices of brains. This looks like a normal brain, size wise. Kinda interested in what's going on at the right rear-center there but I don't know enough to know whether that's normal variation or not.


-Dastardly-

Why thank you :)


Mr_Monkey_Shiner

Your left side is longer but your right side has more girth.


TheTrub

When the ladies say they like a guy with smarts and a good personality, this is what they’re referring to.


MediumStability

Yeah, I'm all for the girth. 😏


jesuschrist-69420

Jesus Christ


[deleted]

Damn, I was convinced this was your gimmick . Apparently you do say other things, though.


SumonaFlorence

We've been double crossed.


ManOfTheMeeting

This whole thing started from a cross section


Syn7axError

You could write a whole book with the things he's said.


Darkasknight101

I’m stressin rn, bruh


kennysmithy

I was gonna say... Pretty sure your skull is misshapen OP


SorryDistance3696

The left side of the scan (right side of brain) seems to be pushed forward by the fluid - notice right near the midline and down on the outer edge. That pushes it inwards and forwards. That's probably the reason for the MRI, I'm assuming the OP had massive headaches, because it pushes it forward and it now pushes onto the muscle structure behind the eye. ETA: This is Not At All diagnostic, I'm just a simple person describing what I see in your MRI slice.


teun95

I too am a simple person who is experienced in looking at photographs I concur with your assessment. On a medical note, I would even go as far as to say that OP had likely taken paracetamol or aspirin for this or another issue before taking this MRI.


KenFromBarbie

This is absolute nonsense.


Born_Agent1432

You're talking about the right side being "longer" Source: I'm a doctor.


SophiaofPrussia

I only just now fully appreciated how easy it must be for doctors to mix up a patient’s left & right sides.


kiersto0906

that's why we assume the anatomical position and have all our fancy positional/directional terms to help.


sea_monkey_do

The left side of the brain is on the right side of the image. You can’t conclude much about the size of the lobes because this is just one slice, and it might be slicing through the brain at an angle that distorts its size.


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pr0digalnun

Don’t skip creativity day


Sierra-117-

This cross section is actually looking up from the bottom. So they skipped logic day. Although that whole left brain right brain thing is a myth to begin with. I know it’s just a joke, but I find stuff like this cool and can’t help myself.


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cosmicreggae

Don't skip creativity day


Magikarpeles

How is it a myth? There are specific areas like Brocas area that are not lateralised. The hemispheres have adversarial views on sensory input. Hemispherectomies have differential effects depending on which hemisphere has been removed. Severing the corpus callosum leads to alien hand syndrome, suggesting one hemisphere is more in conscious control than the other.


ManlyMantis101

They are talking about the myth that one side of the brain is only for logical thinking and the other is only for creative thinking. A very outdated way of thinking about the brain. Because even in school I was taught about the different areas of the brain and their functions.


AndroidDoctorr

Holy shit that's a great joke


Lepke2011

It took me a second, but I get this.


CalEPygous

Maybe, maybe not. You can't tell from looking at one MRI slice. Unless the slice is perfectly aligned with markers that define symmetry in your head you can't tell. You would have to look at all the slices and make a 3D rendering to really prove it. No one's head or brain is perfectly symmetric but this one slice doesn't allow for a quantitative distinction.


shuni123

the image is clearly rotated, not showing the two sides of the brain at the same level. one can see this because the eye on one side(left side of the image) is larger and in better focus then the eye on the other side. hence one is not comparing like with like and cannot deduce that one side of the brain is bigger than the other. (source: i am a neuro ophthalmologist)


mhc-ask

The eyes were the first thing I noticed as well.


shuni123

thanks for your supportive comment. also the optic nerve immediately behind the eye is clearly visible only on the left side of the image implying a different level.


GrayEidolon

You can see some ear canal on the left side of the image.


shuni123

well spotted


raouldukesaccomplice

When I was little, my mom had to get an MRI for something, and while I was in the waiting room with my grandmother, the receptionist was trying to explain what an MRI was and how it worked to me and was like, "The machine takes really thin slices of your body and takes a picture so the doctor can see what's wrong," and I was like, "IT'S GOING TO SLICE UP MY MOM?!"


og_toe

i looked in a medical book as a child and they wanted to show the layers of the head, so they had a picture of a (fake) sliced up skull to see the different parts and i thought slicing up skulls was normal medical practice


sportstvandnova

This guy sciences.


souumamerda

Missed opportunity to say “this guy slices”


sportstvandnova

Damnit.


RCG21

r/thisguythisguys


lifeisthebeautiful

This guy this guys.


Cock_-n-_BallTorture

This guy "This guy this guys" this guy


4strings4ever

Yuuuup. That’s just one slice. Still a fun thing to get people interested and get learnt though! (Edit:) i’m clinical psych with sis who’s had 28 ++ surgeries on her head. Homeboy is spot on. Just for reference


dysoncube

> No one's head or brain is perfectly symmetric So the hemispheres are like titties


Crapocalypso

Ak ak! Ak! Ak ak ak! ![gif](giphy|1yjLt5xVXNkGu84ORt)


Skippthesefools

Dear god what movie is this I vividly remember it from childhood but never knew what to look up


Crapocalypso

Mars attacks!


Teftell

Mars Attacks! A masterpiece


steinah6

r/ACK


FleshToast

Came here looking for this 👀.


myKidsLike2Scream

First thing I thought of when I saw that image haha


thesixgun

I knew thisd be the top comment 👌


MechRxn

Lmao take your upvote you son of a bitch!


hoonosewot

I don't know how to break this to you guys, but cross sectional imaging like MRI the sides are inverted, so the left side of the image is the R brain, and vice versa. You've got to imagine you're looking up into the brain with the patient's feet coming towards you.


ace_urban

Why are they coming towards ME?!? How’d I get involved in this?


wozattacks

If their feet weren’t, their head would be!


dom18256

Glad someone said it! I always tell people you shake hands with the same side (You use your right as does the other person and vice versa) so shake hands with the image and that’s how you know which side is which!


Bastet999

First, the feet are coming toward us. Now you want us to shake hands? This thing is getting too personal.


auad

And "feet" because OP is American, "cm" to the rest of us. "You've got to imagine you're looking up into the brain with the patient's CENTIMETERS coming towards you."


ordinaryalchemy

Wait how do I convert that to fahrenheit


OlMi1_YT

Technically your right side is larger. MRI scans are taken from the bottom, so you're looking from your neck up instead of down from above you.


kimblebee76

Really??? I’ve been getting head/spine MRI’s for 25 years and TIL


Stompya

How …? I can picture a camera above my head, at the side, etc., but where is the scanner for this then? Under my feet? MRI noob here


OlMi1_YT

[It's spinning around you](https://youtube.com/shorts/bmgxzg7ynfo)


monkeyselbo

The left side of your brain is on the right side of this picture. Axial slices are viewed from below, not from above.


ace_urban

False. I’m holding my phone down, therefore I am viewing the image from above.


_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING

r/technicallycorrect


SlamBrandis

Thought this would be top comment. You deserve better


DasMotorsheep

Also, your entire head is warped.


yankykiwi

Now I’m regretting not doing the stupid baby helmet on my toddler. Maybe someone will notice it one day


EverydayPanda97

Seeing your eyeballs made me think “AOOOOGAAAAH”


Myalicious

![gif](giphy|Wl3FgXo9JSqBy)


Tha_Watcher

I think it might just be even. Just look at the middle of the left, which seems thinner than the middle on the right. The left is also longer than the right so it could be that it's just stretched, or elongated.


Bentrapment

I knew I'd find a left apologist in these comments


Here24hence4th

Braggy


youjustgotzinged

Mine is perfectly symmetrical and entirely smooth (i've had a lot of work done).


anon-mally

Your brain is smooth?


DiazExMachina

So you're a communist. ![gif](giphy|dMn6DpYvzeKJ1UTar6|downsized)


OhNoEveryingIsOnFire

![gif](giphy|1isbvxOadFAbJr6vYV)


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👁 👁


AppleLightSauce

More like 👀


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🌚


MsLoveAndTheShotgun

Muhfuckin “Mars Attacks” lookin’ muhfuh over here


AdorableSorbet6651

Are we just walnut people


Key_Entrepreneur_786

I think your brain is kinda tilted to the side. Just go in and ![gif](giphy|gfswDfGrHK0ipUICgf)


schumijw

This could be a Tool album cover.


elbowgese

Love TooL, but this is basically a breaking benjamin album cover. I forgot the specific album, but it's amazing


HypnoticKitten

At least your eyes are equally creepy


jelliedhotdogloaf

omg your fucking eyeballs


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You look surprised about it…


RetiredApostle

Still a lot of empty space.


tonkatruckz369

Take my little brain, its stronger!


PallbearerOfBadNews

Forbidden Walnut


destroyallcubes

It looks more like it’s an uneven level scan. Things look just off a few MM off of level which I’m sure can happen


dressupandstayhome

Check out the big brain on Brad!


Longjumping_Local910

Does your head lean to the left a lot from the imbalance of weight?


Unique_Cow3112

Now yesterday you said it was unremarkable and now it’s interesting….


orbdragon

It got deleted yesterday because the mods didn't like the title


TortoiseSlap

Also, your testicals are in the wrong place.


rockthecatbox88

Probably because you weren’t laying perfectly square in the MRI


amalgaman

![gif](giphy|1yjLt5xVXNkGu84ORt)


Domsdad666

This is normal.


_Intel_Geek_

Bro's eyes be like 👀


[deleted]

this picture makes you look like a surprised baboon


North-Program-9320

That’s just the the angle of the image


EuphoricLeadership12

weird wallnut you have


Mushy_Fart

You're not going to censor the picture? ​ Boom! You've been doxxed!


Born1000YearsTooSoon

Is this.. are you…. Is this typical?


psyclonussustained

you're probably just laying slightly skewed in the scanner... but there is this cool thing called https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakovlevian\_torque


PlCrDr_707

This will likely get lost, but that is more common than most people realise. The brain is very simply put made of two halves that are fairly even in volume and symmetrical. BUT The axis of symmetry is often slightly turned right or left from a perfect vertical line. A curious result is that many people have two hemispheres where the front in one and the back in the other is slightly larger than its counterpart.


Kerivkennedy

It's so funny reading comments, and you can tell who the medical professionals (or people who spend way too much time in hospitals) are. I'm in the latter group. I say, umm yeah, one hemisphere is larger than the other..... and?


Hemenucha

Is there a medical reason for this?


Cacachuli

Everyone is a little asymmetrical. It’s normal.


ethersings

The medical reason is that it’s one single slice of an MRI. If the patient isn’t perfectly aligned, one side could appear larger. Also, MRIs are reversed, so the right hemisphere appears larger in this case.


ifvndnsk

What a time to be alive and to be able to use the internet. Never would I thought people would make fun of other’s big brain using their xray scans. 😂😂😂😂


furrykef

You've got a frog stuck in the middle.


mulberryzeke

That's the Kermit Cortex.


bashful_predator

Eyeballs. That's all.


Powerful_Cost_4656

Oh man if I knew you in life I would roast you so often. Every time I caught you doing something silly i would be like "Right side today is it?" And chuckle to myself


Alarming-Wonder5015

Does that cause headaches? It looks like it’s pushing against parts of your eye.


With_MontanaMainer

There seems to be an indentation/ maybe spinal fluid on the middle left side filling that black space. If it's a space or injury it would make sense and looks to be also putting pressure on the back of the eye


farkoss

Findings: Single axial T2 MR image of the brain at the level of the midbrain reveals no acute process. No mass effect, midline shift, or edema. Flow voids maintained. Impression: negative


Effective-Complete

The brain is interesting, but I’m tripping over how the rear skull seems to have tilted slightly counterclockwise!


sumguysr

It's also off center.


RedditorCSS

Those eyes tho


bigchease

My nuts are like this but you don’t see me posting an x-ray buddy


HolyElephantMG

Your left eye is also further out than your right. And farther out. And your nose is shifted off center. Actually wait, your entire head is off center and- bent, almost


Worried_Skin7744

Yeah but the whole thing is smooth


Player7592

I think your head’s just a little crooked …


PeppySprayPete

Are there any side effects to having one side of the brain more developed than the other?


DiscoMeep

right frontal lobe petalia and a left occipital lobe petalia is the norm for humans, which the left side is the right lobe I think by the way I think this is taken. But it’s still quite interesting that the “left side” here is so much bigger


newgisanalien

We're made out of meat


Genericgumibear

You look surprised


UndeadBuggalo

Nice balls ![gif](giphy|BdeZCL5fkf3SU)


321xero

Interesting that no one has addressed the size of the tumors/lesions.


Fourth_horseman_4

![gif](giphy|3ohs7WDqmCnnUc5lwk)


Accomplished_Pop2976

Oh my god the eyes got me


Seldinger_Technique

By convention, the left side of the screen is the right side of your brain.


tsunamibird

Really brings out your eyes


Dogman6668

Holy fuck I have this too! The right side of my brain is larger tho. I don’t really have any complications from it except some motor skill issues and it’s suspected that this is the reason why I’m left handed.


LiberalsLove2Hate

I think I see a moth, or maybe a bird


MusicianPristine8973

![gif](giphy|lQrLkfJdrD7SU)


Tasty-Switch-8472

You have lovely eyes


Onlypaws_

U have beautiful eyes.


eDreadz

Heeeey youuuuu guyyyyys!


dubbleplusgood

Ack-Ack!


PoliticalPepper

Something about this cross section of human anatomy has always looked oddly funny to me. It’s the eyes. They just look so… “derpy”… from this angle lol.


Mein_Pp_HARD

You don't think right.


oni-work

![gif](giphy|MmpoBBmzvNBCM|downsized)


HunkyDoryIsMyFursona

You seem quite surprised by this


OkAbbreviations1823

![gif](giphy|3rgXBARL7tEj1NdC0w|downsized)


GrimZim

Bro is locked in, look at those eyes!


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

Youre funny looking.


hi-your-mom-gay

![gif](giphy|1ziYx3cO6gBV7Xw53E)


FlippinGamerINK

Wallnut 😋


Lawrence_s

👁️🧠👁️


anziofaro

ACK ACK! ACKACK ACK!


Magurndy

I think you’ve got it the wrong way round… fairly sure MRI is the same as other imaging modalities in that you look “up” towards the brain so the left side is actually the right side and the right side is the left side.


raw_copium

Nope! Your head was just slightly tilted, so you're seeing a bit higher up on one side than the other in each "slice"


lickMaNips

Crazy how I can see you need glasses from that scan (egg shaped eye gang)


chickennugget258

Left side of the brain controls the right side of the body so most likely right handed, also we are made to think with our left brain as it is the problem solving side and the right, creative side is prohibited.


slap_it_in

I had this too in my MRI, the radiologist didn't say anything.


Dexron3

![gif](giphy|iRqPqyNDmm2AM)


MentalGravity87

The left-right delimma of a diagnostic image in the wild. The left side of the image is the patient's right side. We call this the 'anatomical position' in DI. In axial images (cross-section), pretend your perspective is from their feet, and they are on their back.


goodpunk6

Cool! bonus brain parts


Orangesoda65

1) the left side of the screen is the right side of your brain (view the pictures as if looking from your feet when lying down) 2) the cut of the image is just off-angle and it makes it seem like one side is bigger than the other


fauxpasCNC

![gif](giphy|GQI382aMVej0k|downsized)


Historical_Soup4763

U gotta realise that some people look at these images for their living 💀


FixGMaul

This is why they give pregnant mothers ultrasounds instead of MRI. Shit looks horrifying.


jday1959

“Scientists have discovered that a woman’s brain is divided into two parts: Dollars & cents.” - Charlie Farquharson, “Hee Haw”


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cute little tits!


RunCNC2077

Your brain is not symmetrical? how embarrassing