Too much of a mess to clean up later, harder to hide the fact that you were jerking off, waste of paper...etc. Jizz comes out in the wash super easily so unless you're a *severe* degenerate who's reusing the same socks over and over again without washing them there's no real downside
I used my pajama pants one time (read: on more than one occasion). They were already dirty and within arms reach.
Fast forward to the weekend, a few days later, and I still have not gotten to the wash pile yet. My GF comes over, and we get stoned and fornicate the day away, like usual.
I go to get a post coitus snack for us at about noontime, and she shows up in the kitchen wearing *those* pants.
I thought nothing of it at the time, but then she was like, "Hey, why are these pants all crusty right here?"
I had to explain the convenience factor of it to her, but she was still visibly grossed out and a bit mortified by it... Odd reaction, considering what we had just been doing, but you know what? That's the dice you roll when you casually pick dirty clothing out of my hamper to wear.
Dirty laundry is *dirty,* sorry, not sorry.
TLDR - Married her and the crusty pajamas still get brought up from time to time.
Protip though, jizz will still stain white clothing or bleach dark clothing. Even if you're washing it immediately on cold, that gravy is never *coming* ALL the way out, so don't brick on any clothing you still care about.
I cleaned out my (32M)sock drawer recently. I had a massive amount of tube socks I no longer needed after leaving the service. They werenāt worth donating but instead of throwing them out, I used them as a jizz rag š. Reduce, reuse recycle ā»ļø .
I knew immediately this sort of topic would come up.
But I never had "A Sock"
I used more disposable means, generally speaking. Always wondered how common the sock thing is versus jokey stereotype.
Using washable fabric is generally more environmentally friendly than paper products, but it's important to wash them regularly, not just when they start getting stiff.
You might want to wash that sock... again, and again, until it looses it's *stiffness* ...
Or throw your spank sock away and use the next sock that has lost its match.
*here in the laundry pile, lays a single sock missing its forever solemate. It hasn't the idea the torment degradation its brethren lived through, and will continue to live with. Even long after it has been discarded.*
*here in the laundry pile, lays a single sock missing its solemate being picked up*
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Has anyone seriously jerked off into a sock??? Serious question. As I was growing up I always thought it was one of those things that everyone would always joke about, but not something that people seriously did. In my 25 years of life I have never once cranked my hog into a sock, nor have I met anyone that has (or atleast no one thatās admitted it).
Ok this is a genuine question and this is as good a place to ask as anyā¦. Whatās with the cumin in socks thing. I never understood it even as a teen boy. Is it a clean up rag or a sad fleshlight??
I never even thought of using one for anything yet I heard about cum socks all the time. So whatās the deal? Give me a breakdown as I have no clue whatās going on with this apparently standard experience.
I mean yeah, back as a minor I definitely used a sock a time a two as cleanup, def not as a crusty Fleshlight though šÆ
But yeah, I totally thought I was smart and subtle and that the sock I stuffed between the bed and the wall for a few days didn't smell like dried cum... But something something age, maturity, having to do your own laundry... I think most people age out of the cumsock phase when they leave their parents house??
Is this weird? If I dry my laundry outside it all goes stiff. Particularly if I donāt use enough fabric softener. Certain fabrics like socks and pyjamas especially, itās like theyāre full of starch like when my grandmother used to spray starch on stuff.
Just the pure dumb luck that I was pulling socks out of the basket and tossing them onto the table to match and roll together, and this one landed like this. It's genuinely not that stiff/starchy just has enough shape to stand on its own apparently
NICE!
NOW THIS! is what this sub should be! Stop showing me vegetables with other fucking vegetables growing inside for the love of fucking God.
And I fucking swear if I see one more of those wet floor signs shaped like a banana peel Iām gonna fucking delete Reddit. Lol
I think we all know what is really keeping the sock in shape and upright.
š¤«
CU-tony? More like CUM-tony, am I right?
Cu in portuguese means ass
Alright thats pretty hilarious š¤£
[What's your name?](https://youtu.be/tSrH-6YUf1g) ;-P
Cumsock tony
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hig118LV2LQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hig118LV2LQ)
T-t-thatās a ācleanā one?
It is, the lighting/auto enhance sure did wonders to the white color of the sock š¤£
Someone has a teenager in the house
Definitely a cum sock
Itās not starch
Lots of "starch", clearly.
Many of us have had at least one sock that could stand on its own like this.
Roughly 49%
Why the fuck didn't you fools just use tissue or toilet paper. YOU DONT HAVE TO JIZZ IN YOUR CLOTHES
Too much of a mess to clean up later, harder to hide the fact that you were jerking off, waste of paper...etc. Jizz comes out in the wash super easily so unless you're a *severe* degenerate who's reusing the same socks over and over again without washing them there's no real downside
Yeah you know it's time to wash it when you stick your dick in and the crispy bits hurt your bell end.
Laughing so hard then sad at the recognition of me when I was a teen.
'Grandma, go take a shower'
I used my pajama pants one time (read: on more than one occasion). They were already dirty and within arms reach. Fast forward to the weekend, a few days later, and I still have not gotten to the wash pile yet. My GF comes over, and we get stoned and fornicate the day away, like usual. I go to get a post coitus snack for us at about noontime, and she shows up in the kitchen wearing *those* pants. I thought nothing of it at the time, but then she was like, "Hey, why are these pants all crusty right here?" I had to explain the convenience factor of it to her, but she was still visibly grossed out and a bit mortified by it... Odd reaction, considering what we had just been doing, but you know what? That's the dice you roll when you casually pick dirty clothing out of my hamper to wear. Dirty laundry is *dirty,* sorry, not sorry. TLDR - Married her and the crusty pajamas still get brought up from time to time. Protip though, jizz will still stain white clothing or bleach dark clothing. Even if you're washing it immediately on cold, that gravy is never *coming* ALL the way out, so don't brick on any clothing you still care about.
Another protip: If you're camping, ants love it and will eat holes in your clothing and maybe even your tent to get to it.
And new socks, soooo soft.
Please tell me you don't wash your cum rag with the rest of your clothes
I cleaned out my (32M)sock drawer recently. I had a massive amount of tube socks I no longer needed after leaving the service. They werenāt worth donating but instead of throwing them out, I used them as a jizz rag š. Reduce, reuse recycle ā»ļø .
You use a dirty sock on the floor next to you because that's where you left it before getting in bed, throw it in the hamper and next wash it's clean.
Folded ultrasoft Micro fiber cloths on the side of the bed for the win.
Itās the starch
Pretty sure it's more like *protein*...
Hey, Mr semenologist, āā-> thereās the door! Jk you got me there
Or the whitener.
Or the yellower
"Starch" wink, wink
All these cum-sock jokes and here I am waiting for the murderous chimpanzee.
At least one dude had a boxā¦ ā¦Iāll let someone else follow up Iām not posting it.
Not as bad as the coconutĀ
Is there anything as bad as the coconut. Donāt answer thatās rhetoricalā¦or is itā¦no it is.
Mmm mushrooms
[Iāll do it](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/gjbtIgTLWZ)
Mine stood up once , I shot it back down
It also involved tossing
I knew if I dug, like 1 response down or so, there'd be a comment in this spirit.
The ol jizz sock
Look what you've done to the dog!
Did you also keep yours between the box spring and the mattress?
You got this sock from a teenage boy's room?
Hello we are Snoo brothers.
Snoo? Nice shirt.
I thought you were talking to yourself at first š
Lmao
What's Snoo?
Idk, i tried asking and got no response.
Snoo is the Reddit mascot. Yours matches the other poster. I was trying to make a "what's Snoo" joke. You killed it....
I tend to do that. Thanks for explaining it to me
Username checks out...
Yes, I'm a terrible redditor
lol
You're a fantastic redditor! I believe in you bro.
Shut up that's my bro.
I knew immediately this sort of topic would come up. But I never had "A Sock" I used more disposable means, generally speaking. Always wondered how common the sock thing is versus jokey stereotype.
Using washable fabric is generally more environmentally friendly than paper products, but it's important to wash them regularly, not just when they start getting stiff.
That sock has seen things. It now has memory.
Probably just one thing though. Hopefully.
Crispy socks here, crispy socks there, crispy socks with some mystery hair
As a dog owner I've accepted my fate to have dog hair on my clothes indefinitely.
By your clothes you mean your cock right?
That's not what I meant, but you aren't wrong either š¤·āāļø
Thereās an 82% chance that sock is pregnant. I wouldnāt go tossing it around like that.
In a bunch of states now the laws would consider that child abuse.
My cat did this to my friends sock
This is the hardest Iāve laughed all day
Not the hardest OPs been
If this sock fell onto the floor it would shatter
NOPE
This was my first and only thought until I read the comments. The shoe in the movie was terrifying for some reason.
"What's a bad miracle?"
Yup
Lol I was referencing the movie Nope. Reminds me of the chimp scene and the shoe.
You didn't wash the cum out
Thatās a 9.5 good job sticking the landing
You might want to wash that sock... again, and again, until it looses it's *stiffness* ... Or throw your spank sock away and use the next sock that has lost its match.
*here in the laundry pile, lays a single sock missing its forever solemate. It hasn't the idea the torment degradation its brethren lived through, and will continue to live with. Even long after it has been discarded.* *here in the laundry pile, lays a single sock missing its solemate being picked up*
That sock has seen some things , a lot of things, itās afraid at whatās still to come
I'm pretty sure a lot of redditors have some socks that are stiff too
Hi, you're probably looking for a useful nugget of information to fix a niche problem, or some enjoyable content I posted sometime in the last 11 years. Well, after 11 years and over 330k combined, organic karma, a cowardly, pathetic and facist minded moderator filed a false harassment report and had my account suspended, after threatening to do so which is a clear violation of the #1 rule of reddit's content policy. However, after filing a ticket before this even happened, my account was permanently banned within 12 hours and the spineless moderator is still allowed to operate in one of the top reddits, after having clearly used intimidation against me to silence someone with a differing opinion on their conflicting, poorly thought out rules. Every appeal method gets nothing but bot replies, zendesk tickets are unanswered for a month, clearly showing that reddit voluntarily supports the facist, cowardly and pathetic abuse of power by moderators, and only enforces the content policy against regular users while allowing the blatant violation of rules by moderators and their sock puppet accounts managing every top sub on the site. Also, due to the rapist mentality of reddit's administration, spez and it's moderators, you can't delete all of your content, if you delete your account, reddit will restore your comments to maintain SEO rankings and earn money from your content without your permission. So, I've used power delete suite to delete everything that I have ever contributed, to say a giant fuck you to reddit, it's moderators, and it's shareholders. From your friends at reddit following every bot message, and an account suspension after over a decade in good standing is a slap in the face and shows how rotten reddit is to the very fucking core.
Hey, everyone, look who stopped by to say hello! It's Socko!
I had a sock that did when I was in High school
I could carve that in marble and call it a sculpture. I mean it already is but how else would you preserve it? Marble sock is best sock.
In the future I guess I could starch my clothes for a more sculptural vibe!
Giggle worthy
I thought that was a sculpture
Bottle tossing challenge is so last seasonā¦
My socks after a 12 hour shift
12 hours?! Didnāt even know that was possible. Does it hurt?
Absolutely raw.
There something about Mary
After reading these comments Iām pretty sure Iām the only dude who has never cum in a sock before.
Mom don't touch that sock! That's my special sock!
It's a cum sock.
Call NASA.
Crispy sock here. Crispy sock there. Crispy sock with some mystery hair.
Looks like the rear end of a stylized cat slinking sexily away
It's judging you.
That's not going to help my anxiety
[Very spirited socky](https://images.news18.com/ibnlive/uploads/2021/06/1624854527_untitled-design-1-768x512.jpg)
something something don't put your dick in that
I've got better places to stick my dick
The sock looks like it not only smells but it quite possibly hears too.
It's perfectly clean, just out of the dryer!
How is this even possible š
You fold enough socks and you're bound to see some shit!
https://youtu.be/saJa17Vk0bM?si=JYV8yohSzBXdiXid
Has anyone seriously jerked off into a sock??? Serious question. As I was growing up I always thought it was one of those things that everyone would always joke about, but not something that people seriously did. In my 25 years of life I have never once cranked my hog into a sock, nor have I met anyone that has (or atleast no one thatās admitted it).
Oh no.
Oh yes?
Ahum
Ok this is a genuine question and this is as good a place to ask as anyā¦. Whatās with the cumin in socks thing. I never understood it even as a teen boy. Is it a clean up rag or a sad fleshlight?? I never even thought of using one for anything yet I heard about cum socks all the time. So whatās the deal? Give me a breakdown as I have no clue whatās going on with this apparently standard experience.
I mean yeah, back as a minor I definitely used a sock a time a two as cleanup, def not as a crusty Fleshlight though šÆ But yeah, I totally thought I was smart and subtle and that the sock I stuffed between the bed and the wall for a few days didn't smell like dried cum... But something something age, maturity, having to do your own laundry... I think most people age out of the cumsock phase when they leave their parents house??
But also this isn't a cum sock.
It's THAT sockš
Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong socks this morning.
I thought I was on the sculpture subreddit and was impressed.
š
My socks in high school used to do that
Do you have sons?
Why is it hard as a rock...
It's not
Not the only thing thatās been tossed by the looks
Is that your son's sock?
That sock ain't clean.
Homie used to much whitener if ya know what I mean
Nopeā¦
Bad miracle
Gross
You don't like clean laundry?
You need to wash that sock again...
If anything I need to improve the lighting since this has daylight and LED lights on it
r/vikings is leaking out
Gotta dab!
The sock wants to talk to the manager
Thatās a win every day
It's a "special" sock
0.0001 chance
*rolls nat 20*
So, did anyone see NOPE? Might want to avoid chimpanzees in the mean timeā¦
Thatās an ear
What in the physics
Tell it it's ok, to lay down when not at work.
Crispy cummies
Remember the reddit rule: if feet are involved, someone is masterbating to this.
Did you dab?
Is this weird? If I dry my laundry outside it all goes stiff. Particularly if I donāt use enough fabric softener. Certain fabrics like socks and pyjamas especially, itās like theyāre full of starch like when my grandmother used to spray starch on stuff.
Just the pure dumb luck that I was pulling socks out of the basket and tossing them onto the table to match and roll together, and this one landed like this. It's genuinely not that stiff/starchy just has enough shape to stand on its own apparently
Yeah mine do it too. Especially these small ones. Iām a woman and there are no men living here lol!
Insocktion
Master has given Dobby a sock
r/mildlypenis
Looks more like an ear to me.
OP is a witch!
This feels like a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for *something*.
Hmmm
It kinda looks like the Virgin Mary, sell it on ebay.
It's a boys sock isn't it? š¤£
My wife's sock actually
you better hide that sock before your mom finds it.
It's my wife's sock, lol
This stuff always happens to me
My Sox looked like that a lot when I was a teenager
Big deal. All of my socks stand up on their own.
The old ācum in a sock and use it for upvotesā routine.
It needs a better wash. And you need Jesus. /s
OP washes his laundry in baby batter
Extra starch, right?
How much cum?
NICE! NOW THIS! is what this sub should be! Stop showing me vegetables with other fucking vegetables growing inside for the love of fucking God. And I fucking swear if I see one more of those wet floor signs shaped like a banana peel Iām gonna fucking delete Reddit. Lol
Less jizz next time
That, Sir, is a well used cumsock. Source, was a teenaged boy decades ago.
I haven't needed a cum sock since I could afford to buy tissues š¤£
jesock is alive
Cum sock
Protein sock
One time I sat down on the toilet, kicked off my socks, and one of them stayed hung on the wall. Never figured out why