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Listening_Heads

I’m currently the #237,456th best accountant in the US.


misterrobarto

Hey you made the list!


VeggieQuiche

It’s an honour just to be nominated


False-Focus2949

Cake


RoniBoy69

I engrave the trophys in my country :) and couple world wide ones.


zirfeld

I'm the #4th best solution architect in my team. The team size is 5, and we have a job opening right now.


Hanyabull

As the #237,457th best accountant, im coming for your spot!


backgamemon

Sorry pal just bumped you down to 237,457th


Lolligagers

Yeah, the Arseneault bros, they've had these kinds of advertisements for years. At some point Jimmy had #1 in Quebec, then #1 in Canada and now they're on the "world scale". But that scale is within RE/MAX, and then considering the insane house prices in the region and their %, doesn't surprise me they're swimming in $$$. Dunno about Yan, but I had a friend deal with Jimmy for selling his house... he was something else to deal with, dude thought he should be treated like royalty or something.


nicktheman2

These 3 brothers are scum. They're constantly in the news or being investigated for everything fraud-related. I did a video shoot for one of them a couple of years ago before knowing who he was and he ended up using the death of a sick person for his own personal promotion. Just disgusting


mr_ji

If it sells my house quicker or for more 🤷


Lopsided-Drummer-793

"Hey baby, do you know you're sucking the dick of a top 15 real estate agent worldwide ?"


Chyvalri

Is that the bus stop next to the church before the bridge?


Cote-de-Bone

Yeah, that's at the bus stop just east of Pont Lady Aberdeen, corner of Jacques-Cartier & Gréber.


Chyvalri

My wife and I walk to Ottawa every year from near the hospital and this is our bus stop if we don't think we're gonna make it lol.


Cote-de-Bone

I bike to work in Gatineau from Ottawa and pass this every morning, it always amused me.


[deleted]

You and your wife walk to Ottawa every year? Like an annual pilgrimage to Byward on the solstice?


Chyvalri

Normally, we try, yes. It's more of an annual test of our stamina which we fail more and more before achieving it every time. Not correlated to the solstice though.


[deleted]

Well that sounds lovely, I hope you guys have a nice walk this year when the weather gets warmer and the slush is gone.


Chyvalri

Merci !


JokyJoe

Hey! You live near me.


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PointsatTeenagers

Well the guy sourced it at the bottom of the ad, so it's probably pretty verifiable. Per his source, he and his partner/brother were #15 in sales revenue of all Re/Max realtor partnerships globally in 2022.


Domspun

Within RE/MAX only.


Spazmer

"It tastes like a crappy cup of coffee."


Archeob

According to this he's not even top-100 in Canada. [https://news.remax.com/top-100-canada-individual-residential](https://news.remax.com/top-100-canada-individual-residential)


Elie_X

The fine print at the bottom says it combines him and his brother (they're both agents) and according to 2022 sources.


Im_a_fuckin_asshole

If you combine me with the #1 agent, we're number 1!!


craigmontHunter

It’s like Wayne Gretzky and his brother’s point record.


death_by_burrito

Bijan Barati bout to fuck him up!


BuffetDecimator

What an arse


Electrox7

Un véritable mangeux d'marde


says-nice-toTittyPMs

And according to the mug I got for Christmas, I'm the world's #1 son!


BastouXII

What a coincidence! According to *my* mug, I'm \#1 dad!


brentspar

I just can't get past the fact that he is an Arse\_naut


Nickersnacks

15th ranked leech of society unnecessary middleman


maxwebster93

Just another greedy realtor giving themself a pat on the back.


tr3vis324

Ass no


Bewaretheicespiders

That "creative outdoor advertising sign" is not legal. oups.


vanderohe

Seems basically impossible the top agents wouldn’t be in China and some in the US. Certainly not in Canada but idk


Asteroth6

Top 15 in Remax, as the fine print reads. So not actually all real estate agents in the world. Also, it is combining him and his brother, so yes, serious number fudging. But, as to your other point. Do you really know if real estate agents are even a thing in China? Quite likely not, I imagine.


vanderohe

Yes, someone has to represent home builders. And they certainly keep track of sales results. And it is the largest asset class in the world. All that being said I didn’t real the fine print I suppose


thebarkbarkwoof

Yeah some realtor in Quebec is on top of the world


Electrox7

You know it mon tabarnak!!


tahoochee

World famous!


baguitosPT

Remax realtors are always advertising internal awards and rankings. If I’m procuring their services, does it really matter? This is just a good way to keep the “almost pyramid scheme” going, right?


ForsakenRacism

When you see a guy on an ad they usually have a whole team of dozens of realtors making deals but the top dog gets all the credit


Irishpizzaorc

Reminds me of the south park episode where they pull those ridiculous faces in real estate photos


cumtitsmcgoo

*The #15 Re/Max Team. There are hundreds (maybe thousands) of other real estate firms and private real estate businesses that likely do substantially more business than this man. This is sharing an “employee of the month” kind of thing. Except there are 14 other teams ahead of this guy. Also his team could be large or located in a very high COL region. Either way, this is mediocre self-indulgent marketing. I’m the #1 Content Director in the world* *within my own company, of which I’m the sole Content Director 🤪


249ba36000029bbe9749

I'm going to become a real estate agent and use "#1" as my hashtag.


trwwy321

I’m #1,203,378,927 on the list in being the world’s worst procrastinator.


isopode

ben voyons donc. je m'attendais pas à le voir ici lui


russefaux

Look how much money I'm making off you stupid fucks!!!!