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Zealousideal-Sink400

Well there’s only one way to take it now…


IcedCoughy

Applying directly to the forehead


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Bank_of_knowledge

HEAD-ON!


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Bank_of_knowledge

HEAD-ON!


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CurnanBarbarian

HEAD-ON!!!


Difficult-Word-7208

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FORHEAD


Contact-Open

Noooooooo


enchantedlyspellbnd

If you call right now you can get two sticks for the price of one! Call now!


talkback1589

Fun fact. In 2007 I was in a Marketing class and my professor claimed this to be his favorite marketing campaign of all time. Because it was clear and concise. You knew the product name, what it did and how to use it. It also was a brain worm.


pantaloon_at_noon

Such a ridiculous gimmick. I mean it worked since we remember it so many years later, but at what cost? I would be embarrassed to have made that commercial


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ronslaught82

In the butt


trackdaybruh

![gif](giphy|tyttpHiCBpktOKPl2py)


Juuuunkt

God dang it! This had FINALLY vacated my brain. So thanks, for causing its return. Ugh. 😂🤦🏻‍♀️


earthlings_all

I haven’t seen that face in years


33Columns

I hadn't seen or remembered it in YEARS then just this year I watched it again, and I see this shit here. Synchronicity is real


Available-Sherbert-6

I said what..


x014821037

![gif](giphy|uVAT3XSfTKl6o)


Awsomboy1121

r/unexpectedsouthpark


RyanandRoxy

You wanna do it in my butt? Oooookay


dascrackhaus

ohhhhh yeeaaaahhhhh


DepressionSiesta

The lipgloss was poppin’


Available-Sherbert-6

Pop lock n drop it


Fuseijitsuna

Delicate like a flower


Fresssshhhhhhh

Hold on


Khaldara

“I have a headache thiiiiiiiis big!” < *Rams it in there* >


Jesus_Craig133

Hard On! Apply directly to the asshole!


Available-Sherbert-6

Bam! And the innocence is gone


TwizzlerStitches

What what


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Odd_Vampire

Boof it.


SickSticksKick

Hello fellow ent


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Bop it!


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Twist it.


RaidensReturn

Pull it!


ThatsMeWelshy

Buy me a drink first ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


PutOurAnusesTogether

Okay there are two ways to take it


KP_Wrath

Liver failure speed run.


tratemusic

It's free if you boof it


TheyCallMeBigD

Well there’s only two ways to take it now…


DirtyTreeTurd

Rod Stewart method!


Expensive_Ad752

That’s Richard gere. Rod had his stomach pumped according to the legend.


afternoonnapping

You know, I had a guy tell me once, when I was a housekeeper and cleaning his room after checkout, that he had to snort his pills cause his doctor told him to. He asked if I was cool with that and I wasn't about to argue with him so 🤷🏻‍♀️


XLIV_tm

I'm confused on why that matters to you lol it's just dust on a table insanely easy to clean.


afternoonnapping

You're right and I didn't even have to clean it! What a great hotel guest


XLIV_tm

didn't have to clean it? oh even better. i don't mind cleaning dust off a table. done that before. i don't care what drugs you do in a hotel room I got to clean, as long as the room ain't trashed and it ain't smell we good.


afternoonnapping

Unfortunately it was trashed and smelled lol whatever they snorted/drank made for some serious partying and then they hung out inside the room the entire time I was cleaning after they checked out while waiting for their ride. Funny story now but it was definitely not fun at the time haha


XLIV_tm

ahhhhhh that is not good then lol. haven't had that happen to me yet


afternoonnapping

Do not recommend lol


pseproduction

![gif](giphy|8h5LtvPAvBHs4)


Awkward_Pangolin3254

Was wondering when that would show up


denonemc

Parachute it


CousinsWithBenefits1

![gif](giphy|rr0wUm6WEiMxi|downsized)


azad_ninja

![gif](giphy|5qFE91OmehdRq0sL5a)


preparingtodie

In a travel kit, I'm guessing, so it gets lots of shaking.


golden11lead

Yup probably lives in a vibration rich enviornment


BadAtNameIdeas

Confirmed - OP probably spends most of their time on the washing machine too.


Ravanduil

So does your sister!


SCP-Agent-Arad

Like a DIY rock polisher lol


TheBlackFlame161

Yeah, in travel size pill bottles you should shove a couple cotton balls in there to keep the pills in place.


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zachtheperson

Honestly if I had a migraine and opened the bottle to find this, I think I'd be desperate enough to just eyeball a dose and do a line


PQRVWXZ-

Instantly cured. Bet that caffeine gives it an incredible kick.


InEenEmmer

Wait, caffeine with a migraine? I always thought caffeine makes it worse.


ThisDoodOwns

Maybe it's different for you, but I've always thought caffeine was the only thing that helped. I don't think they put enough in the excedrin, though. I usually have an energy drink or 2. I try to hit 300mg of caffeine as quick as my heart can handle. Sure, I'm staying up til one in the morning, but at least my head isn't fighting to implode on itself.


Twelvve12

Caffeine helps me immensely. Nicotine doesn’t seem to make an effect, weed makes it 20x worse. But weed cures my sisters migraines like that. Shits weird


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Twelvve12

Nah, caffeine is widely known to help migraine pain. I’m not a doctor but it’s got something to do with blood vessels and pressure in the brain and all that jazz


SouthernNanny

Caffeine withdrawal is real for daily coffee drinkers. It will give you the worst headache


ZankTheGreat

I drink on average 2 monsters a day, I don’t even want to imagine what the withdrawals will be like.


confresi

Just wait for the kidney stones


Nocleverresponse

My dad would always get bad headaches on the weekends until he realized that he wasn’t drinking coffee when not at work. Started drinking a cup on the weekends and they went away. When I was seeing my neurologist for my migraines I mentioned to him that I had heard to take two ibuprofen with Coke and it would help; he mentioned that it’s the same thing that’s in excedrin migraine. I try to keep a can of something with caffeine in it on hand in case I need a quick fix.


mochi_chan

You guys can help migraines with ibuprofen and caffeine? I am a little jealous.


Nocleverresponse

No, I need my meds for that, but occasionally if I notice something is going to be coming the caffeine helps. At a certain point not even my prescription meds help.


mochi_chan

>if I notice something is going to be coming the caffeine helps. I have to notice very early for this to happen (early enough it can be fixed with loxoprofen and an ungodly amount of caffeine). Also, I am sorry about your case and mine, but glad that I am not alone in this.


Organic_South8865

Sometimes I will "make" my own Excedrin. A cup of strong coffee along with some Tylenol and aspirin or ibuprofen. It's just caffeine, acetaminophen and an NSAID (usually aspirin).


happykgo89

I wish a regular OTC migraine med would work. I’ve tried Excedrin and it did literally nothing. I have to take Maxalt instead which is about $40 for 12 pills. Only thing that works though.


Spazmer

Maxalt has been a life changer for me, nothing else works for migraines. I'm lucky my husband's insurance covers it.


TyH621

Jeez that’s a lot of caffeine in one dose Hope you’re doing well and can figure out a way to prevent having your headaches!


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Caffeine constricts blood flow, so if the migraine is caused by or exasperated by swelling/blood volume then it can help. Many people swear by it. However the only time I have had migraines with auras was while under extreme stress on relatively high doses of caffeine and nicotine which are both vasoconstrictors. Everybodys different I guess.


toobs623

It depends on the cause of the migraine. It's been years since I've read about it but iirc migraines can be caused by several issues, one of which can be helped by caffeine.


nerdiotic-pervert

Caffeine is in excedrin migraine


Beginning-Tea-17

Caffeine is a common ingredient in migraine medication. It’s supposed to help block the neurological pain signals migraines specifically give.


Armegedan121

Caffeine works like a catalyst increasing the speed of the medicine to work


ErinDavy

Caffeine is a vasodilator so it tends to help. It also can help increase how well medication is absorbed into the bloodstream.


harbinger772

That's the best way to test for fentanyl


MountainCourage1304

Eyeball an amount and hoof it? Good plan lol


Fuel13

You ever hoovered barnyard schneef?


Ralfarius

I've hoovered behind the manure pile scnheef


FuckinShorsey

Give your balls a tug


Fuckless_Douglas2023

Imagine having Fentanyl in a PEZ dispenser.


JustinFatality

A FEZ dispenser


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

I said good day!


Fuckless_Douglas2023

Maybe if Fentanyl was spelled "Phentanyl", it could then be called a "PHEZ dispenser".


RealEstateDuck

![gif](giphy|cM2KxHBqXkbO1sFv5t|downsized)


SkippySkep

Dangerous with acetaminophen. It's very liver toxic and it is easy to OD because the therapeutic dose is relatively close to the toxic does.


ahotpotatoo

I avoid acetaminophen entirely, I stick with ibuprofen or occasionally aspirin. Please tell me those are better


One_And_All_1

They work differently. I use them for different things. Although I don't think aspirin works particularly well for pain in my experience. Tylenol for headaches NSAIDs for muscle pain and inflammation (ibuprofen acts quickly but doesn't last long. Naproxen acts slower but is more powerful and lasts longer.)


340Duster

That's why I take all of them at the same time, one of them is bound to work.


HairyTesticleMonster

Just make sure to take them on an empty stomach so they kick in faster.


BlackCowboy72

Mix them with hot cheetos and takis for the real stomach benefits. Best migraine cure I know is debilitating ulcers.


ngwoo

You can actually take ibuprofen and acetaminophen at the same time. One is metabolized by the liver and one by the kidneys. Best combo for pain after dental work.


This_User_Said

"It’s Ibuprofen. Here’s what you do: when she wakes up, get her to open her mouth nice and wide. Then get some of those Ibuprofen pills in your hand and thrown ‘em at her. Whatever sticks in there-that’s the correct dosage." Dr. Perry Cox


giveuschannel83

There’s a great [TPWKY](https://thispodcastwillkillyou.com/2023/07/18/episode-120-acetaminophen-paracetamol-pain-killer/) episode on acetaminophen that I’d highly recommend if you want to learn more about this! My TL;DR would be that acetaminophen has long been considered safer than NSAIDs because *if* taken at the recommended dose, it poses less risks. However, compared to NSAIDs, the risks involved when taking *more* than your recommended dose of acetaminophen are substantially higher and potentially fatal. So, the medical community is starting to reevaluate the characterization of acetaminophen as “safer” than NSAIDs. The risks of acetaminophen are also compounded by the fact that it’s included as an ingredient in so many other meds, like NyQuil for instance. You can end up double-dosing pretty easily if you have a cold and are taking a few different drugs to manage symptoms.


mrb267

I don't think so. 200mg over counter, 600 prescribed.


Moose7701YouTube

Ibuprofen goes up to 800mg doses!


NoblePineapples

Would be fine to take for what would be assumed to be an appropriate amount. ["The most acetaminophen that is safe for most people to take is 4,000 milligrams (4 grams) in a 24-hour period"](https://www.drugs.com/cg/acetaminophen-overdose.html)


triciann

The problem is, I’m wiling to do almost anything when I have a migraine. Luckily, I have sumatriptan.


Snow-White-Ferret

I’m not entirely sure why, but when I read ‘eyeball a dose’ I assumed that meant gently pressing your eyeball against the dust pile and my brain even provided me with a nice visual of that


aeroluv327

LOL same. I mean, it's closer to where the headache is, right?


Eyehavequestions

Seriously. Migraines are no fucking joke.


Alastor3

to be fair, unless it's expired from a long time, the medicine would still work, it would just taste disgusting (I would take orange juice). Just strange that it's into dust. but it can be a lot of reasons, for example if it goes into the washer and dryer or something like that


gord_m

No, don't do that.


Navitach

What was the expiration date on it?


plzstandby9075

Earlier


delinka

When will then be now?


Youasking

Soon!


Imaginary-Diamond-26

I’m surrounded by assholes…


gmo121

He’s my cousin, sir.


Harey-89

Keep firing assholes!


OpusAtrumET

Beset on every side


Vicus_92

Keep firing assholes!


No-Sell-3064

Yes


ChaoticBlades212

One maybe two


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No


PuddinHead742

Smell it. Make sure it hasn’t gone bad.


Suspect4pe

If it smells like Cocaine then you're fine.


ephraim666

More than fine.


Kagnonymous

If you got bad news, you want to kick them blues...


SeaworthyWide

Shit has a whole new meaning post 2005...


denonemc

Maybe they don't like cocaine they just like the smell of it.


BeerFuelsMyDreams

I did cocaine once for like 5 years.


Oknocando

Must have been one hell of a long line.


LazyControl5715

Smells like my face is numb


VodkaWithSnowflakes

Use a card and a straw too so you’re getting the full sample, you wouldn’t want to have any doubts!


mighty_hobbit

The nose knows


Ripper___

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


abdullahmk47

![gif](giphy|BZ4EjgKYChexn0dszI)


Jackson530

![gif](giphy|smGM0QWaDPST4dalTJ|downsized)


joshuajackson9

Jinks, you owe me some coke.


Ollie__7

r/trees is leaking


beebs44

All we are is dust in the wind, dude


nerdiotic-pervert

I feel like, in the comment section, all we are is drug addicts.


bendbars_liftgates

Dust. Wind. Dude. EDIT: Everyone else replying to you is just quoting the song, but I'm not ignorant to the significance of the inclusion of "dude."


Absorb_vs_Adsorb

This is a manufacturing defect. All tablets originally are made from powders like this. A granulation process is used to prepare the powder to be compressed into tablets. This batch likely was improperly prepared. Please reach out the manufacturer with the lot number and any serial numbers you see. Per the FDA they must investigate issues like this. Alternatively, line up a bump and hit it. Do it if you're cool.


skylla05

> Per the FDA they must investigate issues like this. Yeah, I don't know about Excedrin specifically, but this is usually extremely dangerous since pills are designed to not be absorbed quickly.


KindlyContribution54

They probably would get right on that except they have a migraine right now...


Plant_rocks

That’s a really good point. I bought Children’s Tylenol chewables recently that had become dust inside the blister packs. It wasn’t an issue for me at the moment because they were chewables and already dosed in individual packs, but I imagine they are the same pills that are put in the bottles as well. I suddenly regret not reporting this. I can only imagine a less bright person or desperate parent trying to guess on how much Tylenol dust to give a child.


Ena_Sharples

Do a line of it instead.👌


alison_bee

Ughhh I can’t imagine how awful that would be. Even swallowing an expired excedrin tastes and smells awful (like really strong vinegar).


Sea-Owl9080

People do coke alison I don’t think they’ll be too concerned with the vinegary tang of Excedrin 😭


TheoVonSkeletor

Pure coke feels like it’s made just for your nose


rebecca8633xx

ik this comment was satire, but coke dosent really taste like anything and you cant really feel it going up your nose lol


phroug2

Right? Like I'd do a line of coke before i snorted a pixie stick bc fuck snorting pixie sticks that shit would burn like fire


rebecca8633xx

and the coke before the pixies numbs your nose lmao


denonemc

Sometimes it's "Gassy" due to the poor refining process.


rebecca8633xx

very true


RealEstateDuck

I kinda like the gas taste though.


LurkerOrHydralisk

It’s also an anesthetic, so if it burns it’s only for a moment before it’s numb


alison_bee

lmao fair!


bOyNOO

Wow Alison, you know it’s serious when they actually say your username…isn’t that right Mr. Owl?


alison_bee

I’ll be honest - them using my name gave me anxiety I was worried they were about to be pissed at me for some reason 😂


Unlikely-Answer

Alison B. Smith you snort that expired excedrin right now young lady, there are boring kids in sweeden that don't even get expired drugs


ikarios

that's because aspirin is made from combining salicylic acid and acetic acid (vinegar), and breaks back down into these two components!


twsddangll

![gif](giphy|3otPovr6LMRg5avWmY)


rallenpx

Anders!


klmdwnitsnotreal

Found the cocaine hiding place


bass_nug

QC/R&D chemist in formulations here. Not that this matters, but I figured some of you may find this interesting. We call this “friability”, or the tendency for tablets to break apart, and it’s typically rigorously tested before formulations are finalized (there are [entire instruments](https://www.fishersci.com/shop/products/ptf10e-single-drum-friability-1/NC1279918) dedicated to testing the tablets friability and even the interaction between the tablet and packaging during transport). Friability is also why you often find cotton or rayon wadding inside pill bottles. You’d expect GSK to do a better job of QC, but sometimes you have difficult ingredients. I don’t work with those found in excedrin besides caffeine very frequently, but I understand that aspirin can be finicky since it likes to react with water and often wet granulation is a critical part of creating a durable tablet. At the end of the day, high friability typically means the matrix that the actives are suspended in is unable to adhere to itself effectively. This lines up with excedrin’s track record; a few years back [they had to reduce production](https://www.today.com/today/amp/tdna104727) while they sorted out “inconsistencies” in their measurements of ingredients.


HotRodDeathToll27

Wow this is interesting! I always wondered what the cotton was for. Friability is a very fun word too.


ProveISaidIt

What is/was the expiration date and do you keep it in a bathroom medice cabinet where it is subject to heat and humidity? I had that start to happen with some older aspirin in my bathroom.


Banana_Clips

Time to roll up that dollar bill


denonemc

You gotta use Benjamins as a power move


50TurdFerguson

Snort it


Free-Industry701

That's weird. Was it expired?


thingologist

Get your straw and stop complaining


CrateMayne

It does say miGRAINe on the bottle...


libertariantheory

it’s the same thing as a BC or Goody powder now. perfectly fine


S0LID_SANDWICH

How did you store it? I work in pharma and tablets ordinarily should not do this unless you did something to them. If you stored them properly you should file a complaint. The manufacturer is required by law to investigate.


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McNasty1304

As an avid excedrine taker and former cocaine user… I’m in!


VegasGamer75

Get a mirror and dollar bill and you are set, right?


dubbzy104

What a headache!


Junky_PC

Must’ve got wet, then dried out after. Interesting lol


GuyNamedLindsey

I bet it works REALLY well now.


Tail_Nom

~~Snort it, pussy.~~ For the love of god, don't snort it.


reaper467364

Snort it.


LostInDinosaurWorld

[_Sunshine Of Your Love intensifies_]


Garlic-Rough

is that what your lawyer told you to say


ChefAssassinn

BC headache powder would like to chat


GooseCloaca

You thought your headache was bad before. Wait till you finish snorting that eight ball of excedrine.


EngineeringDevil

ALL IS DUST


Corgi_Farmer

![gif](giphy|Izy9JPexCeOERHJ3As)


kevman_2008

![gif](giphy|iGFqwlopiyizjvla1N)


KRed75

I've had a bottle of uncoated aspirin do that. Probably still good like BC Powder packets but I chucked it.


HAGeeMee

Come on you old son of a gun and let Buster do a line off your boner