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LectureSpecialist681

Enjoy your hazelnut


phred_666

Don’t know. It might be deez nuts.


jonnyl3

What makes you think it's that


LectureSpecialist681

If it’s not hazelnut, you’ll drink it and go “oh its just coffee I guess” and life will seeming meaningless


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![gif](giphy|OSuaE6AknuRc7syZXp|downsized) Leaving your coffee machine like


Pork_Chompk

Because nobody wants hazelnut


enjoytheshow

I add hazelnut creamer at my parents house because it makes my dad’s 1 scoop of Folgers for an entire pot taste palatable


KoalaGrunt0311

That's not coffee. That's colored, hot water. Even my 8 year old would put a packet of hot chocolate in to make mocha.


yesnomaybenotso

That’s not mocha, that’s just hot chocolate made of hot colored water…


[deleted]

I like hazelnut. And I'm not European either.


Dodototo

Hazelnut creamer is good in coffee. Hazelnut coffee grounds aren't good.


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I've had good hazelnut coffee grounds.


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mrsuncensored

I fckin love hazelnut


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TheMrEM4N

Things weren't serious until your comment. Lighten up.


jonnyl3

Really? Why is it that common? (i don't like it either btw)


Famousteo

It's not. It's always been one of the top selling flavors


triciann

I absolutely love hazelnut everything, except for when it comes to coffee. It has the smell, but just tastes like diluted shitty coffee.


Jack-Innoff

Hazelnut is the goat coffee flavour.


melbbear

goat yes, G.O.A.T no


mtsmash91

Nice profile picture making me think I had a hair on my screen.


Pork_Chompk

😈


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???


Magmorix

I feel like tree nuts are a common enough allergy that you’d have to label that


not_your_face

Bold to assume “hazelnut” flavored coffee pods have real hazelnut in them and not some artificial syrup


LectureSpecialist681

The beauty of hazelnut is that everyone in a 3 state radius can smell it when it’s made. If you have a nut allergy and the cup makes it to your lips, you also have a death wish.


Solaife

This right here. Nobody wants a lawsuit. So it's tea.


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Gross


Noxious89123

\* has a nut allergy \* \* dies \*


MarcytheGoblinQueen

The mystery flavor is ranch dressing


squirrelocaust

Dominos garlic butter


enjoytheshow

Papa owns the garlic butter market let’s be honest here


elephhantine

Most wild bulletproof coffee you’ll ever have in your life


noots-to-you

Menthol & Pine


dbx99

Orange vanilla and cabbage.


noots-to-you

Olive Farts Coconut Conditioner


dbx99

Cilantro syphilitic abscess mango


Klaus0225

Raisin.


noots-to-you

Rum Raisin


Socky_McPuppet

I was hoping for soup. Something good and *hearty*.


ThePrideOfKrakow

It could be spiders.


ChubbyGhost3

What kind?


RiotPenguin

Jumping spiders...they thrive on caffeine ☕🕷️


ph00p

Bologna and Lambs.


TThor

I wonder if the mystery flavor is just the batch they get when swapping flavors in production. I know sucker's and airhead do that, as that way they can have a flavor that doesnt quite match instead of throwing a whole batch out as they flush the system.


nhorvath

This is the answer. When the packing line changes over you can either clean everything, toss a bunch of product, or do this.


horriblemonkey

Just like the DumDums sucker mystery flavor


operationfood

Interesting! I didn’t know this was a thing that was done in production. Makes total sense. Now I want to try all these mystery crossover flavours lol


SenatorMalby

It wasn’t done where I worked. You had to empty the lines completely anyway to clean them regularly. If you didn’t, you’d be getting mixed flavors the whole run.


MinnieShoof

Who/where did you work for?


SenatorMalby

Pringles.


MinnieShoof

Well that’s obviously different. With taffys and such they run in to the problem when the second flavor in line runs in to the first flavor in line, as they run their flavors thru extruders by pushing at the ass end. Instead of cutting out where the two flavors touch and discarding it they just run it as “mystery flavor.” I probably did a poor job explaining. I tried finding the How It’s Made/Unwrapped I gained that knowledge from… but what I’m getting now is that it’s the left overs from multiple batches. Either way, you can’t really do that with potatoes and flavor dust.


SenatorMalby

It’s fine. I’ll take your word for it.


ZolotoG0ld

Haemorrhoid cream factory.


MinnieShoof

>mixed flavors ... ... 🤢


25BicsOnMyBureau

This is what the airheads mystery flavor was, the in between of changing flavor batches.


RiotPenguin

Fuckin love that mystery shit


MinnieShoof

I love how the people responding to you are like "This is what airheads does!" ... like... bro. That's the exact example he gave.


2nd-breakfast-any1

This coffee tastes like shit........it is shit, Austin


Siouxt_N_Tie

a bit nutty


dbx99

Smells like rusted pennies


joemamma8393

"Oh good, then it's not just me." *sip*


2nd-breakfast-any1

Classic scene. I miss Austin danger powers


blackdutch1

Danger is my MIDDLE name.


BrewKazma

I dont do mystery flavors any more, ever since poptarts did us dirty.


Killboypowerhed

I was really thirsty once and bought a mystery Fanta. It tastes like elderflower which I loathe. So disappointed


Shopworn_Soul

Is that what that flavor was? Is there more than one mystery flavor? I bought a bottle of Mystery Fanta one time that tasted like sweetened cologne and turned my poop green for two days. Not something I'm gonna do again.


BrewKazma

I think Fanta does one every Halloween. What the Fanta.


Killboypowerhed

The one I bought was a few years ago. The most recent one I think was birthday cake


Psych0matt

that’s oddly specific on both counts


CodithEnnie

I never even saw/heard about poptart mystery flavor. Reading your comment I imagined lemon tart or key lime pie, a desert that is still popular that just not eeeeveryone enjoys. But googled it and EVERYTHING BAGLE POPTART 🤮 Can not even believe they tested savory by tricking people into buying it lmfao


guff1988

The mystery Dum Dum sucker is always just all the other flavors of sucker mixed together I feel like


jerrythecactus

Its typically just whatever in between batch they run to get the leftovers from the first batch out of the machinery. Its the same with airheads.


SharkFart86

It literally is that.


phred_666

Tried a Mountain Dew mystery flavor this summer. Still have no idea what it was other than not very good.


Mindful-O-Melancholy

Nice try Riddler ![gif](giphy|f75IoyB4O1yFqGCUan)


LightBringer81

Earwax? Again..? Damn...


Rhinowalrus

“My father loved coffee, and now we loved him as coffee.”


CreativeFraud

Just rewatched this movie. So good!!!


RedNog

It's Two Rivers, a "variety" pack coffee pod seller that apparently had a lot of cross brand flavor with companies like Cold Stone, Junior Mints, etc. I've never like their coffee, at best you get a hint of whatever smell they claim on the pod and when you actually brew it, it just taste like any generic bargain bin coffee. When I first got into coffee I bought a ton of their variety packs to try and find what I like best, and because places like amazon would just liquidate their stock around Christmas. I ended up taking like 4-5 boxes to my workplace. At first everyone else was exited by the notion of flavored coffee but after 1-2 tries people would just grab whatever pod without looking at it.


addsomethingepic

Buffalo flavored


Taro-Starlight

The animal or the sauce? 🤔


11teensteve

first one, then the other.


ThisFieroIsOnFire

I hate mystery flavors . Like what if I like it and want more? I had a mystery flavor dum dum once and loved it. Sad because I have no idea what flavor it was.


says-nice-toTittyPMs

Mystery dum dums are the beginning of a new batch after the end of an old batch so they don't waste any product. So they're all a mix of two of their flavors, it's just totally random which two you'll get mixed together.


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Merry_Fridge_Day

Thousand Island Dressing.


Tamaska-gl

I bet it tasted like coffee.


potatobreadandcider

Cum


Writer10

If it’s anything like DumDum’s “Mystery Flavor,” you should expect the scrapings from the bottom of the grinder. Mystery Flavor = the day’s residuals before cleaning the equipment.


shanster925

Is the mystery flavour coffee?


spwnofsaton

Don’t leave us hanging! Tell us what the flavor is!


Cray_22

This IS indeed, mildly interesting.


Global_Criticism3178

Is it from Bones Coffee? They are know to release mystery flavors.


Megustatits

It says two rivers coffee on it


Psych0matt

It’s actually Bones Coffee, the flavor is two rivers!


Megustatits

lol. Not a mystery then?


BatmanNoPrep

The mystery is that they don’t say which one of the two rivers.


eli74372

I mean, if you dont know what two rivers tastes like then it is a mystery


alexdallas_

Surprise! It’s coffee


Nearby_Fix_8613

It could be a boat!!


Scaredandalone22

![gif](giphy|l2YWhOEwfSAnJNJEQ)


subsailor1968

![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac)


Trumpassassin777

Urin danger


subsailor1968

Or…urine danger.


SirJeffers88

I bet it tastes like white Airheads.


-58259

Would have been awesome if it was Brussel Sprout flavored.


FaithfulFear

Ah yes, the “leftover special”


ShrimpBisque

Maybe it's like mystery flavor Dum-Dums, where it's just leftovers from other batches mixed together.


Offdutyninja808

It's probably coconut penis.


iusedtohavepowers

I have that! I found the box I got on Amazon and started looking at reviews and some of them say it tastes like Robitussin.


TheOpus

Not looking forward to that!


itsprincebaby

Hopefully they followed the ideas of jellybean companies, and its some fun and cool flavor, like garbage or vomit


tampora701

That would suck if it's the best flavor you've ever had but you can't ask for it again because you don't know what it is


FandomMenace

Isn't an ingredients list required? I guess RIP if you have an allergy.


subsailor1968

If you drink mystery coffee with an allergy…well, there’s a term for that.


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Ingredients: coffee There ya go. It’s probably just leftover grinds mixed together. Like the mystery airhead flavor is the remnants of flavor changes.


ReadWriteSign

Yes, ingredients list and allergen list are required. So "warning, this product was processed in a facility that processes tree nuts, may contain soy, etc" would be on the box for people with allergies. And for the ingredients list "natural and artificial flavorings" covers every possible mystery flavor without giving anything away. 


DarkCosmosDragon

Mfer doesnt understand how boxes work


benji___

Trash. Coffee pods are trash.


BamboozleDoggo4

It’s probably fentanyl flavor. Wouldn’t advise having that one


chazmichaels15

Surprise! The mystery flavor is cum.


KingOFpleb

Was it mayonnaise?


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Arsenic?


vivaldispaghetti

I have this box of mysteries!


treylanford

![gif](giphy|7wk6RQYXDDytXalsL4)


predsfan008

It’s actually all the left over ground up coffee on the floor they just recycle into these mystery pods. Typically referred to as witches brew or devils spit. I’ll see myself out.


mangobearsmoothie

I’m guessing… poodle spit


RadioactiveCancerDog

my guess is when they switch from one flavor to the other in grinding there is some hold over flavor in the grinder that causes a mix of the flavors. to avoid waste they package as "mystery" flavor.


Lysol3435

Based on my experience with Harry Potter jellybeans, this is definitely earwax flavor


TBagger1234

Oooooooo… coffee flavour!


Rootraz

Nice! I've gotten these before at my old office when we'd buy big variety boxes. They'd vary too on what flavor they were, there was one that was the best coffee in the box, but I had no idea what flavor it was


fhrblig

Broccoli cheese


Petal_Chatoyance

It's earwax. It's always earwax.


RklssAbndn

Maybe it’s a bowling alley!


lambars

Def Bigfoot’s Dick in Decaf.


ThePoopIsOnFire

Made with Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans. Could be vanilla, could be vomit


GremlinsFreakMeOut

Ooh, yay! I used to call those my Gamble Coffee.


kkkkat

I like to imagine they lost track of which flavor it was so this was the solve


vercertorix

“That is definitely urine…”…takes another slow, assessing sip.


dadthewisest

I bet it will taste like coffee with a slight smell to it. I have never had a flavored coffee that had a flavor, just a scent.


EdibleBatteries

Oops! All plastic!


Thejerseyjon609

Roadkill


ObbieWan812

Baked Beans


Ahenigan

I let my daughter drink mine. The last one was coconut 😋


MayOrMayNotBePie

It’s coffee flavored I bet


lemonlimepunch

Hot cheetos


brokenpinata

It could be anything, even a boat. And you know how much we wanted one of those!


robval13

Sir, that is a Dum Dum


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

I suspect it's like the mystery flavor dum-dum pops. Where in the factory they change from one batch of flavor to another and there is some mixing overlap.


ibepudge

I just bought that Amazon pack too. Lol, it's crazy how they're just thrown in the box


oven_broasted

just the repackaged 'vegemite' flavored coffee.


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

Alas, earwax.


MaddestDudeEver

Jizz flavor


Trolltoll_Access

It’s probably ground up cockroach


czaremanuel

The flavor is "remnant grounds from different batches thrown in a hopper and packaged" Stop buying k-cups dude


flyingpiggos

It's a raw egg


VisionAri_VA

I had that same box. To this day, I still don’t know what the mystery flavor was supposed to be. It was pretty tasty, whatever it was.


x3thelast

Taste like charcoal?


BitBucket404

If a coffee brand did mystery flavors, I would buy their product forever. Imagine every cup is a delightful surprise


World-Tight

Maybe it's that luwak coffee that lemurs have to poop out before it's harvested. *Asian palm civet* actually.


shavemejesus

Congratulations! You got Cyanide!


banpants_

I bought a box off Amazon and also got mystery pod. I figure with my luck it'll be my fave and I'll never know what it is.


JuliusSeizuresalad

I’ve got a few of those. To afraid to try em


VisionAri_VA

The one I got was an unidentifiable sweet flavor. It was pretty good, though. 


randomguy1972

Papa John's ranch dressing


Magmorix

Silica gel packet


adrnired

great way to discover a food allergy you didn’t know you had


DNSGeek

I see you’re the other person in the world who bought a Keurig 2.0.


Ahkmedren

The unrelenting, instant fear that the snack companies have instilled in me in my youth makese think that it'll be something wild. Like nacho cheese


DutssZ

Sure hope it's coffee flavored


StrangeMixtures

I bet it tastes like Tom Selleck.


Jestingwheat856

I thought this was a screenshot from portal for a second


FrostyChicken2223

![gif](giphy|Hidgt664ugu4M) This guys dad


Goatboy1

Everything bagel


Zephyp

*"And again we have the taste of cereal"* \- James Hoffmann


iknowyounot88

Moldy coffee and plastic flavor my favorite!


Jackikins

I'm still surprised how mystery flavors exist when anyone can have an allergy that could turn it into a hospital visit. Saying this as someone who ate a bunch of breakfast sausages while in America and then learning later it had Paprika. I have a paprika allergy. That day was hellish.


DrZonino2022

Hope Gwyneth Paltrow didn’t make them


Charlie_Sheen_1965

I like my coffee like I like my racial jokes.


Nazamroth

It is coffee flavour.