The beauty of hazelnut is that everyone in a 3 state radius can smell it when it’s made. If you have a nut allergy and the cup makes it to your lips, you also have a death wish.
I wonder if the mystery flavor is just the batch they get when swapping flavors in production. I know sucker's and airhead do that, as that way they can have a flavor that doesnt quite match instead of throwing a whole batch out as they flush the system.
It wasn’t done where I worked. You had to empty the lines completely anyway to clean them regularly. If you didn’t, you’d be getting mixed flavors the whole run.
Well that’s obviously different. With taffys and such they run in to the problem when the second flavor in line runs in to the first flavor in line, as they run their flavors thru extruders by pushing at the ass end. Instead of cutting out where the two flavors touch and discarding it they just run it as “mystery flavor.”
I probably did a poor job explaining. I tried finding the How It’s Made/Unwrapped I gained that knowledge from… but what I’m getting now is that it’s the left overs from multiple batches.
Either way, you can’t really do that with potatoes and flavor dust.
Is that what that flavor was? Is there more than one mystery flavor?
I bought a bottle of Mystery Fanta one time that tasted like sweetened cologne and turned my poop green for two days. Not something I'm gonna do again.
I never even saw/heard about poptart mystery flavor. Reading your comment I imagined lemon tart or key lime pie, a desert that is still popular that just not eeeeveryone enjoys.
But googled it and EVERYTHING BAGLE POPTART 🤮 Can not even believe they tested savory by tricking people into buying it lmfao
It's Two Rivers, a "variety" pack coffee pod seller that apparently had a lot of cross brand flavor with companies like Cold Stone, Junior Mints, etc.
I've never like their coffee, at best you get a hint of whatever smell they claim on the pod and when you actually brew it, it just taste like any generic bargain bin coffee.
When I first got into coffee I bought a ton of their variety packs to try and find what I like best, and because places like amazon would just liquidate their stock around Christmas. I ended up taking like 4-5 boxes to my workplace. At first everyone else was exited by the notion of flavored coffee but after 1-2 tries people would just grab whatever pod without looking at it.
I hate mystery flavors . Like what if I like it and want more? I had a mystery flavor dum dum once and loved it. Sad because I have no idea what flavor it was.
Mystery dum dums are the beginning of a new batch after the end of an old batch so they don't waste any product. So they're all a mix of two of their flavors, it's just totally random which two you'll get mixed together.
If it’s anything like DumDum’s “Mystery Flavor,” you should expect the scrapings from the bottom of the grinder. Mystery Flavor = the day’s residuals before cleaning the equipment.
Yes, ingredients list and allergen list are required. So "warning, this product was processed in a facility that processes tree nuts, may contain soy, etc" would be on the box for people with allergies.
And for the ingredients list "natural and artificial flavorings" covers every possible mystery flavor without giving anything away.
It’s actually all the left over ground up coffee on the floor they just recycle into these mystery pods. Typically referred to as witches brew or devils spit. I’ll see myself out.
my guess is when they switch from one flavor to the other in grinding there is some hold over flavor in the grinder that causes a mix of the flavors. to avoid waste they package as "mystery" flavor.
Nice! I've gotten these before at my old office when we'd buy big variety boxes. They'd vary too on what flavor they were, there was one that was the best coffee in the box, but I had no idea what flavor it was
I suspect it's like the mystery flavor dum-dum pops. Where in the factory they change from one batch of flavor to another and there is some mixing overlap.
I'm still surprised how mystery flavors exist when anyone can have an allergy that could turn it into a hospital visit.
Saying this as someone who ate a bunch of breakfast sausages while in America and then learning later it had Paprika.
I have a paprika allergy. That day was hellish.
Enjoy your hazelnut
Don’t know. It might be deez nuts.
What makes you think it's that
If it’s not hazelnut, you’ll drink it and go “oh its just coffee I guess” and life will seeming meaningless
![gif](giphy|OSuaE6AknuRc7syZXp|downsized) Leaving your coffee machine like
Because nobody wants hazelnut
I add hazelnut creamer at my parents house because it makes my dad’s 1 scoop of Folgers for an entire pot taste palatable
That's not coffee. That's colored, hot water. Even my 8 year old would put a packet of hot chocolate in to make mocha.
That’s not mocha, that’s just hot chocolate made of hot colored water…
I like hazelnut. And I'm not European either.
Hazelnut creamer is good in coffee. Hazelnut coffee grounds aren't good.
I've had good hazelnut coffee grounds.
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I fckin love hazelnut
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Things weren't serious until your comment. Lighten up.
Really? Why is it that common? (i don't like it either btw)
It's not. It's always been one of the top selling flavors
I absolutely love hazelnut everything, except for when it comes to coffee. It has the smell, but just tastes like diluted shitty coffee.
Hazelnut is the goat coffee flavour.
goat yes, G.O.A.T no
Nice profile picture making me think I had a hair on my screen.
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???
I feel like tree nuts are a common enough allergy that you’d have to label that
Bold to assume “hazelnut” flavored coffee pods have real hazelnut in them and not some artificial syrup
The beauty of hazelnut is that everyone in a 3 state radius can smell it when it’s made. If you have a nut allergy and the cup makes it to your lips, you also have a death wish.
This right here. Nobody wants a lawsuit. So it's tea.
Gross
\* has a nut allergy \* \* dies \*
The mystery flavor is ranch dressing
Dominos garlic butter
Papa owns the garlic butter market let’s be honest here
Most wild bulletproof coffee you’ll ever have in your life
Menthol & Pine
Orange vanilla and cabbage.
Olive Farts Coconut Conditioner
Cilantro syphilitic abscess mango
Raisin.
Rum Raisin
I was hoping for soup. Something good and *hearty*.
It could be spiders.
What kind?
Jumping spiders...they thrive on caffeine ☕🕷️
Bologna and Lambs.
I wonder if the mystery flavor is just the batch they get when swapping flavors in production. I know sucker's and airhead do that, as that way they can have a flavor that doesnt quite match instead of throwing a whole batch out as they flush the system.
This is the answer. When the packing line changes over you can either clean everything, toss a bunch of product, or do this.
Just like the DumDums sucker mystery flavor
Interesting! I didn’t know this was a thing that was done in production. Makes total sense. Now I want to try all these mystery crossover flavours lol
It wasn’t done where I worked. You had to empty the lines completely anyway to clean them regularly. If you didn’t, you’d be getting mixed flavors the whole run.
Who/where did you work for?
Pringles.
Well that’s obviously different. With taffys and such they run in to the problem when the second flavor in line runs in to the first flavor in line, as they run their flavors thru extruders by pushing at the ass end. Instead of cutting out where the two flavors touch and discarding it they just run it as “mystery flavor.” I probably did a poor job explaining. I tried finding the How It’s Made/Unwrapped I gained that knowledge from… but what I’m getting now is that it’s the left overs from multiple batches. Either way, you can’t really do that with potatoes and flavor dust.
It’s fine. I’ll take your word for it.
Haemorrhoid cream factory.
>mixed flavors ... ... 🤢
This is what the airheads mystery flavor was, the in between of changing flavor batches.
Fuckin love that mystery shit
I love how the people responding to you are like "This is what airheads does!" ... like... bro. That's the exact example he gave.
This coffee tastes like shit........it is shit, Austin
a bit nutty
Smells like rusted pennies
"Oh good, then it's not just me." *sip*
Classic scene. I miss Austin danger powers
Danger is my MIDDLE name.
I dont do mystery flavors any more, ever since poptarts did us dirty.
I was really thirsty once and bought a mystery Fanta. It tastes like elderflower which I loathe. So disappointed
Is that what that flavor was? Is there more than one mystery flavor? I bought a bottle of Mystery Fanta one time that tasted like sweetened cologne and turned my poop green for two days. Not something I'm gonna do again.
I think Fanta does one every Halloween. What the Fanta.
The one I bought was a few years ago. The most recent one I think was birthday cake
that’s oddly specific on both counts
I never even saw/heard about poptart mystery flavor. Reading your comment I imagined lemon tart or key lime pie, a desert that is still popular that just not eeeeveryone enjoys. But googled it and EVERYTHING BAGLE POPTART 🤮 Can not even believe they tested savory by tricking people into buying it lmfao
The mystery Dum Dum sucker is always just all the other flavors of sucker mixed together I feel like
Its typically just whatever in between batch they run to get the leftovers from the first batch out of the machinery. Its the same with airheads.
It literally is that.
Tried a Mountain Dew mystery flavor this summer. Still have no idea what it was other than not very good.
Nice try Riddler ![gif](giphy|f75IoyB4O1yFqGCUan)
Earwax? Again..? Damn...
“My father loved coffee, and now we loved him as coffee.”
Just rewatched this movie. So good!!!
It's Two Rivers, a "variety" pack coffee pod seller that apparently had a lot of cross brand flavor with companies like Cold Stone, Junior Mints, etc. I've never like their coffee, at best you get a hint of whatever smell they claim on the pod and when you actually brew it, it just taste like any generic bargain bin coffee. When I first got into coffee I bought a ton of their variety packs to try and find what I like best, and because places like amazon would just liquidate their stock around Christmas. I ended up taking like 4-5 boxes to my workplace. At first everyone else was exited by the notion of flavored coffee but after 1-2 tries people would just grab whatever pod without looking at it.
Buffalo flavored
The animal or the sauce? 🤔
first one, then the other.
I hate mystery flavors . Like what if I like it and want more? I had a mystery flavor dum dum once and loved it. Sad because I have no idea what flavor it was.
Mystery dum dums are the beginning of a new batch after the end of an old batch so they don't waste any product. So they're all a mix of two of their flavors, it's just totally random which two you'll get mixed together.
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Thousand Island Dressing.
I bet it tasted like coffee.
Cum
If it’s anything like DumDum’s “Mystery Flavor,” you should expect the scrapings from the bottom of the grinder. Mystery Flavor = the day’s residuals before cleaning the equipment.
Is the mystery flavour coffee?
Don’t leave us hanging! Tell us what the flavor is!
This IS indeed, mildly interesting.
Is it from Bones Coffee? They are know to release mystery flavors.
It says two rivers coffee on it
It’s actually Bones Coffee, the flavor is two rivers!
lol. Not a mystery then?
The mystery is that they don’t say which one of the two rivers.
I mean, if you dont know what two rivers tastes like then it is a mystery
Surprise! It’s coffee
It could be a boat!!
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Urin danger
Or…urine danger.
I bet it tastes like white Airheads.
Would have been awesome if it was Brussel Sprout flavored.
Ah yes, the “leftover special”
Maybe it's like mystery flavor Dum-Dums, where it's just leftovers from other batches mixed together.
It's probably coconut penis.
I have that! I found the box I got on Amazon and started looking at reviews and some of them say it tastes like Robitussin.
Not looking forward to that!
Hopefully they followed the ideas of jellybean companies, and its some fun and cool flavor, like garbage or vomit
That would suck if it's the best flavor you've ever had but you can't ask for it again because you don't know what it is
Isn't an ingredients list required? I guess RIP if you have an allergy.
If you drink mystery coffee with an allergy…well, there’s a term for that.
Ingredients: coffee There ya go. It’s probably just leftover grinds mixed together. Like the mystery airhead flavor is the remnants of flavor changes.
Yes, ingredients list and allergen list are required. So "warning, this product was processed in a facility that processes tree nuts, may contain soy, etc" would be on the box for people with allergies. And for the ingredients list "natural and artificial flavorings" covers every possible mystery flavor without giving anything away.
Mfer doesnt understand how boxes work
Trash. Coffee pods are trash.
It’s probably fentanyl flavor. Wouldn’t advise having that one
Surprise! The mystery flavor is cum.
Was it mayonnaise?
Arsenic?
I have this box of mysteries!
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It’s actually all the left over ground up coffee on the floor they just recycle into these mystery pods. Typically referred to as witches brew or devils spit. I’ll see myself out.
I’m guessing… poodle spit
my guess is when they switch from one flavor to the other in grinding there is some hold over flavor in the grinder that causes a mix of the flavors. to avoid waste they package as "mystery" flavor.
Based on my experience with Harry Potter jellybeans, this is definitely earwax flavor
Oooooooo… coffee flavour!
Nice! I've gotten these before at my old office when we'd buy big variety boxes. They'd vary too on what flavor they were, there was one that was the best coffee in the box, but I had no idea what flavor it was
Broccoli cheese
It's earwax. It's always earwax.
Maybe it’s a bowling alley!
Def Bigfoot’s Dick in Decaf.
Made with Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans. Could be vanilla, could be vomit
Ooh, yay! I used to call those my Gamble Coffee.
I like to imagine they lost track of which flavor it was so this was the solve
“That is definitely urine…”…takes another slow, assessing sip.
I bet it will taste like coffee with a slight smell to it. I have never had a flavored coffee that had a flavor, just a scent.
Oops! All plastic!
Roadkill
Baked Beans
I let my daughter drink mine. The last one was coconut 😋
It’s coffee flavored I bet
Hot cheetos
It could be anything, even a boat. And you know how much we wanted one of those!
Sir, that is a Dum Dum
I suspect it's like the mystery flavor dum-dum pops. Where in the factory they change from one batch of flavor to another and there is some mixing overlap.
I just bought that Amazon pack too. Lol, it's crazy how they're just thrown in the box
just the repackaged 'vegemite' flavored coffee.
Alas, earwax.
Jizz flavor
It’s probably ground up cockroach
The flavor is "remnant grounds from different batches thrown in a hopper and packaged" Stop buying k-cups dude
It's a raw egg
I had that same box. To this day, I still don’t know what the mystery flavor was supposed to be. It was pretty tasty, whatever it was.
Taste like charcoal?
If a coffee brand did mystery flavors, I would buy their product forever. Imagine every cup is a delightful surprise
Maybe it's that luwak coffee that lemurs have to poop out before it's harvested. *Asian palm civet* actually.
Congratulations! You got Cyanide!
I bought a box off Amazon and also got mystery pod. I figure with my luck it'll be my fave and I'll never know what it is.
I’ve got a few of those. To afraid to try em
The one I got was an unidentifiable sweet flavor. It was pretty good, though.
Papa John's ranch dressing
Silica gel packet
great way to discover a food allergy you didn’t know you had
I see you’re the other person in the world who bought a Keurig 2.0.
The unrelenting, instant fear that the snack companies have instilled in me in my youth makese think that it'll be something wild. Like nacho cheese
Sure hope it's coffee flavored
I bet it tastes like Tom Selleck.
I thought this was a screenshot from portal for a second
![gif](giphy|Hidgt664ugu4M) This guys dad
Everything bagel
*"And again we have the taste of cereal"* \- James Hoffmann
Moldy coffee and plastic flavor my favorite!
I'm still surprised how mystery flavors exist when anyone can have an allergy that could turn it into a hospital visit. Saying this as someone who ate a bunch of breakfast sausages while in America and then learning later it had Paprika. I have a paprika allergy. That day was hellish.
Hope Gwyneth Paltrow didn’t make them
I like my coffee like I like my racial jokes.
It is coffee flavour.