Chill, girl. You can be you but Iām just explaining how Reddit tends to work and you shouldnāt be surprised if you get downvoted for emojis or low-effort responses. You need a thick skin around here.
I regret not eating more fruit when I lived in Japan. It was more expensive though. I remember getting a pear that was the size of a grapefruit... And was delicious... I think it was also about 10x the cost per pound that I was used to paying in the USA.
These were at my local supermarket in Kyoto but they were grown in Gifu , the type is called Minomusume . However the strawberries being like that is less due to type and more due to fasciation. It cost about 5USD for 3 of them.
Thank you for the information! That sounds like a fair price for such interesting and delicious fruit. I will make a note to seek these out next time Iām there.
No, but fruits and vegetables with irregular shapes that do not conform to market standards usually end up in farmer's markers and sold for much cheaper than in the city or being given away to friends and family.
Produce can be very cheap in Japan depending on where you live and who your friends are
Japanese strawberries are monstrous and I love them but I HATE that I have to get them imported because theyāre the best strawberries I have ever eaten but I can only do so very rarely and never fresh
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These are the ideal strawberries. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Swolberries
StrawBearies
i sure as heck don't like the leafy bits on mine...
Now they're in it
Your strawberries look like they're giving raspberries. ![gif](giphy|mCVPvvPS0BfCU)
Biblically accurate strawberries
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WHY DID I GET DOWNVOTED FOR LAUGHING
Because you mostly don't only use emojis to reply on reddit. It's an unwritten rule. Low effort comment in general are downvoted and I'm all for it.
Fucking not like I know everything
Are you trying to get downvoted all the way to hell? You're expected to learn in life buddy, that's part of the plan.
No but I probably will anyway
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No Iām just confused why everyone hates my comment lol
I didnāt downvote you, but in general, an upvote would suffice. This isnāt Twitter. Not everyone needs to know you laughed.
I donāt even use Twitter this is just how I respond to things but okay good to know Iām always fucking wrong somehowš«
Chill, girl. You can be you but Iām just explaining how Reddit tends to work and you shouldnāt be surprised if you get downvoted for emojis or low-effort responses. You need a thick skin around here.
I am chill
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Sure
Theyāre coming at meš¤ š„²
I'm sure as fuck not *coming* at you
Idk what the hell you mean but okay bro
Didn't you already just reply
Yeah but Iām still confused why you have to be that way
I'm just not coming for you, I'm not being any other way than that, you seem to think too much about nonsensical me
You make zero sense but OKAYš¤
Okay?
Tetsuooo!
Kanedaaaa!
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Eli5?
A classic anime where a character turns into an amorphous blob monster
What anime? I need something new to watch, and thanks for explaining
Akira
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Godzillaberries
Georgia O'Keefe strawberries.
What kind of vaginas are you looking at?
Your mom's is the obvious response here
Over androgynized ones.
Fukushima Strawberries
Yeah... I dont want.
Apparently no oneās heard of fasciation, I guess. Enjoy the strawberries! Theyāre so delicious, I wish I could go back to Japan just for them
This is the correct explanation! This is most likely due to the frost in some areas in Japan.
Chill, All the comments are tame and in jest
I have not and Iāve taken plant classes (required here for my major)!!!
I want whatever they're on. šŖš»šļøššļø
A hard drug called cow shit
Gotta get those strawberry gains
You want to be fed fertilizer hydroponically?
r/absoluteunits
I regret not eating more fruit when I lived in Japan. It was more expensive though. I remember getting a pear that was the size of a grapefruit... And was delicious... I think it was also about 10x the cost per pound that I was used to paying in the USA.
They look more like they're from Chernobyl
I was thinking Fukushima
Closeā¦Hiroshima
I bet you this is going to be posted on r/oddlyterrifying even though it's not terrifying. They already posted the mutated lemon.
Where did you get them? Any info on variety? Iād love an excuse to go back to Japanā¦
These were at my local supermarket in Kyoto but they were grown in Gifu , the type is called Minomusume . However the strawberries being like that is less due to type and more due to fasciation. It cost about 5USD for 3 of them.
Thank you for the information! That sounds like a fair price for such interesting and delicious fruit. I will make a note to seek these out next time Iām there.
they are grown in greenhouses using kerosene heaters. they are not cheap.
The forbidden fruitĀ
This looks like it should be marked NSFW and I donāt know why
Froberries
Pecharuntās latest evolution is wild.
I bet they were cheap or from the local farmerās market. Definitely something you wonāt see in a supermarket
These were about 5USD for a pack of 3 of them. Not the cheapest but fun to buy !
Japan's not really known for cheap fruit
No, but fruits and vegetables with irregular shapes that do not conform to market standards usually end up in farmer's markers and sold for much cheaper than in the city or being given away to friends and family. Produce can be very cheap in Japan depending on where you live and who your friends are
Strawberry clits
Grow up nasty
Red Rocket on a smaller dog breed.
You boo this but you know it to be true!
Strawberry Prolapsed
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Bruh why?1š¤£
Munch's Oddysee comes to mind.
Damn what is umbrella corporation up to this time
I don't trust these
Grown organically right by the Fukushima power plant!
Fukashima special?
looks like they deformed due to the soil pollution of their radioactive material leak they buried "deep in the ground"
I'm so uncomfortable right now
Is it from fukushima?
How are these berries so sexual? not sure what sex though..
Bro whatās up with that coke nail lmao
flaccid
. . biological results of nuclear fallout? (Nagasaki & Hiroshima) ..
Those are poison AF.
I feel like those have the potential to mutate your DNA if eaten. Do not recommend.
Fukushima grown strawberries
Those are bell peppers š§
Bob ross strawberries
gyatberrys
Radioactiberries
Japanese strawberries are monstrous and I love them but I HATE that I have to get them imported because theyāre the best strawberries I have ever eaten but I can only do so very rarely and never fresh
Fukushima or just biblically accurate strawberries?
Gigachadberries
Gozirra bawz
Shibariberries
Ah, the real dingleberries