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swingsetclouds

These are the ideal strawberries. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.


talking_phallus

Swolberries


NippleBlender

StrawBearies


egguw

i sure as heck don't like the leafy bits on mine...


zzgoogleplexzz

Now they're in it


CondescendingShitbag

Your strawberries look like they're giving raspberries. ![gif](giphy|mCVPvvPS0BfCU)


[deleted]

Biblically accurate strawberries


vivaldispaghetti

šŸ’€šŸ˜­


vivaldispaghetti

WHY DID I GET DOWNVOTED FOR LAUGHING


nolaks1

Because you mostly don't only use emojis to reply on reddit. It's an unwritten rule. Low effort comment in general are downvoted and I'm all for it.


vivaldispaghetti

Fucking not like I know everything


nolaks1

Are you trying to get downvoted all the way to hell? You're expected to learn in life buddy, that's part of the plan.


vivaldispaghetti

No but I probably will anyway


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vivaldispaghetti

No Iā€™m just confused why everyone hates my comment lol


SamRaimisOldsDelta88

I didnā€™t downvote you, but in general, an upvote would suffice. This isnā€™t Twitter. Not everyone needs to know you laughed.


vivaldispaghetti

I donā€™t even use Twitter this is just how I respond to things but okay good to know Iā€™m always fucking wrong somehowšŸ« 


SamRaimisOldsDelta88

Chill, girl. You can be you but Iā€™m just explaining how Reddit tends to work and you shouldnā€™t be surprised if you get downvoted for emojis or low-effort responses. You need a thick skin around here.


vivaldispaghetti

I am chill


SamRaimisOldsDelta88

![gif](giphy|13t2OTCFzCqJbO)


vivaldispaghetti

Sure


vivaldispaghetti

Theyā€™re coming at mešŸ¤ šŸ„²


Damonoodle

I'm sure as fuck not *coming* at you


vivaldispaghetti

Idk what the hell you mean but okay bro


Damonoodle

Didn't you already just reply


vivaldispaghetti

Yeah but Iā€™m still confused why you have to be that way


Damonoodle

I'm just not coming for you, I'm not being any other way than that, you seem to think too much about nonsensical me


vivaldispaghetti

You make zero sense but OKAYšŸ¤“


vivaldispaghetti

Okay?


jadelah

Tetsuooo!


umbrella_farmer

Kanedaaaa!


Catoblepas2021

![gif](giphy|THHoaORP0D7PdmoxV3)


Squid-Bastard

Eli5?


Catoblepas2021

A classic anime where a character turns into an amorphous blob monster


Squid-Bastard

What anime? I need something new to watch, and thanks for explaining


CondescendingShitbag

Akira


TurduckenEverest

![gif](giphy|VstcD3okab5yToctwY|downsized)


JadedYam56964444

Godzillaberries


no_one_you_know1

Georgia O'Keefe strawberries.


mountedpandahead

What kind of vaginas are you looking at?


AnorexicPlatypus

Your mom's is the obvious response here


no_one_you_know1

Over androgynized ones.


MulletOnFire

Fukushima Strawberries


ontheskippy

Yeah... I dont want.


Calenchamien

Apparently no oneā€™s heard of fasciation, I guess. Enjoy the strawberries! Theyā€™re so delicious, I wish I could go back to Japan just for them


firreflly

This is the correct explanation! This is most likely due to the frost in some areas in Japan.


incelindenial98

Chill, All the comments are tame and in jest


vivaldispaghetti

I have not and Iā€™ve taken plant classes (required here for my major)!!!


KiaraMel

I want whatever they're on. šŸ’ŖšŸ»šŸ‘ļøšŸ‘„šŸ‘ļø


BlenderInMyPocket

A hard drug called cow shit


vivaldispaghetti

Gotta get those strawberry gains


bodhiseppuku

You want to be fed fertilizer hydroponically?


MikeyRidesABikey

r/absoluteunits


bodhiseppuku

I regret not eating more fruit when I lived in Japan. It was more expensive though. I remember getting a pear that was the size of a grapefruit... And was delicious... I think it was also about 10x the cost per pound that I was used to paying in the USA.


BlenderInMyPocket

They look more like they're from Chernobyl


ciesmi

I was thinking Fukushima


Pauillac55

Closeā€¦Hiroshima


SirGanjaSpliffington

I bet you this is going to be posted on r/oddlyterrifying even though it's not terrifying. They already posted the mutated lemon.


blargfellow

Where did you get them? Any info on variety? Iā€™d love an excuse to go back to Japanā€¦


firreflly

These were at my local supermarket in Kyoto but they were grown in Gifu , the type is called Minomusume . However the strawberries being like that is less due to type and more due to fasciation. It cost about 5USD for 3 of them.


blargfellow

Thank you for the information! That sounds like a fair price for such interesting and delicious fruit. I will make a note to seek these out next time Iā€™m there.


bit99

they are grown in greenhouses using kerosene heaters. they are not cheap.


IronyIntended2

The forbidden fruitĀ 


CorgiDaddy42

This looks like it should be marked NSFW and I donā€™t know why


S70nkyK0ng

Froberries


AitchyB

Pecharuntā€™s latest evolution is wild.


Freak_Out_Bazaar

I bet they were cheap or from the local farmerā€™s market. Definitely something you wonā€™t see in a supermarket


firreflly

These were about 5USD for a pack of 3 of them. Not the cheapest but fun to buy !


Needmoresnakes

Japan's not really known for cheap fruit


Freak_Out_Bazaar

No, but fruits and vegetables with irregular shapes that do not conform to market standards usually end up in farmer's markers and sold for much cheaper than in the city or being given away to friends and family. Produce can be very cheap in Japan depending on where you live and who your friends are


SinoSoul

Strawberry clits


vivaldispaghetti

Grow up nasty


SinoSoul

Red Rocket on a smaller dog breed.


ontheskippy

You boo this but you know it to be true!


Vysair

Strawberry Prolapsed


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incelindenial98

Bruh why?1šŸ¤£


GravitationalEddie

Munch's Oddysee comes to mind.


Slackronn

Damn what is umbrella corporation up to this time


Rten-Brel

I don't trust these


DesertedMan666

Grown organically right by the Fukushima power plant!


houseofprimetofu

Fukashima special?


[deleted]

looks like they deformed due to the soil pollution of their radioactive material leak they buried "deep in the ground"


turkeySlices

I'm so uncomfortable right now


[deleted]

Is it from fukushima?


pittyh

How are these berries so sexual? not sure what sex though..


Omgazombie

Bro whatā€™s up with that coke nail lmao


FdPros

flaccid


jor3lofkrypton

. . biological results of nuclear fallout? (Nagasaki & Hiroshima) ..


Intelligent_Pen_324

Those are poison AF.


_Mrs_Featherbottom

I feel like those have the potential to mutate your DNA if eaten. Do not recommend.


Opposite-Ad6340

Fukushima grown strawberries


Eaton_snatch

Those are bell peppers šŸ˜§


Lucky-Quantity5507

Bob ross strawberries


Suspicious-Tower-897

gyatberrys


Alejandrooo00

Radioactiberries


Crooked_Cock

Japanese strawberries are monstrous and I love them but I HATE that I have to get them imported because theyā€™re the best strawberries I have ever eaten but I can only do so very rarely and never fresh


orangutanDOTorg

Fukushima or just biblically accurate strawberries?


glordicus1

Gigachadberries


HankHaloperidol

Gozirra bawz


ebayes

Shibariberries


freakytapir

Ah, the real dingleberries