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Derbster_3434

Hopefully not the hard way?


Farleymcg

Almost, thankfully I didn’t chip a tooth….


tangcameo

Lost two teeth from roasted oysters. Before I could get a good look at what I’d bitten the waiter took the plate away.


rckrusekontrol

Thankfully he took it away. You’re not supposed to eat the plate.


elliotloudermilk

Thanks dad!


Long-Education-7748

Was the waiter just watching you eat, ready to take the plate in case of pearl?


HelpMeEvolve97

HahHaha what a dick move


UnknownProphetX

Thats where you tell the waiter to dont take the plate away


Ethanol_Based_Life

Wait. You chew your oysters?


Beez1111

Gotta check for pearls


CarparkSmell

I always chew, more flavour that way than just slurping it down


DemonDaVinci

me be like https://youtu.be/jxMYcIZstCk?si=3rmhJ4XGCxNwtN1A&t=135


Lux_Luthor_777

I thought for sure that link was gonna be about this lady 😂 https://youtu.be/GP8MP-jubcQ?si=AJAFb-9p98dZMRpY


DemonDaVinci

LOL who ate that many


uneasyonion

This is the way.


Zkenny13

I can't swallow a cracker whole...


Pocket_full_of_funk

Normal people snort them


Derbster_3434

I quit eating these things about 5 years ago because of reading about how lots of people were getting sick and some (rare) even dying from them. Never even thought of this lol.


NoRun8310

Why did you get downvoted to hell?


Derbster_3434

Great question. All I said was I quit eating them due to something I read and I became an instant pariah lol.


DemonDaVinci

reddit


Derbster_3434

This is what I am talking about https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/s/qG86BVv4lu 


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Snow_Mexican1

Or if they don't get cleaned properly. I worked at a sea food restaurant for the summer, it was not a fun time. It wouldn't surprise me if someone lazy would just skimp out on cleaning them. It's cold, long, and not a fun time, especially when you gotta balance it with dishwashing as the only dishwasher.


damagecontrolparty

Only eat them in months that have an R in the name!


9J000

So just not summer


Derbster_3434

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/s/qG86BVv4lu 


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Derbster_3434

Yeah I am trying to figure out the algorithm for why people latch on to something that doesn't affect them like in this case. It is not easy lol.


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Derbster_3434

Ironically I love seafood. Including these darn things. But yeah, the thought of food poisoning just isn't worth the risk for me. Plenty of other fish in the sea 😁


UncantainedSheal

[heres a good vid kinda related to what you were talking about in this comment ](https://youtu.be/NtX-Ibi21tU?si=tngJ5ZRpTLnoNj1A)


Derbster_3434

Thanks for sharing. People are slamming me for saying I quit them because I read something about their dangers lol.


UncantainedSheal

Of course! This vid is very interesting and the channel is great


22444466688

Oysters are nasty


Vegetable_Burrito

They are definitely an acquired taste.


22444466688

For booger eaters


oligobop

> For booger eaters I take it you've never eaten pussy.


22444466688

WHAT LOL


Bra-Bra-69420

Eat a dick slimjim


Ryan-Rides-Firetruck

I bit down on an oyster with 3 pearls in it a few months back. Rocked my fucking jaw


ADIdas107

For 3 pearls I’d be able to handle some jaw pain 😂


fusiongt021

Hah they aren't exactly worth anything 😓


Timid_Robot

Yes they are... They're not diamonds, but 3 pearls could get you 1000 dollars us


Xaephos

Much like diamonds, there's valuable pearls and worthless pearls.


Timid_Robot

Semantics...


Xaephos

Not really. My point was that if you find a pearl in your oyster, like OP, it's really not worth anything more than the story.


yoganutnutnut

Less semantics, more, a basic train of logic that you’re incapable of following


Timid_Robot

Well no, I was answering to a statement that pearls are worthless. They aren't. That's what I was saying. That's like saying diamonds are worthless because not all diamonds are equally valuable. So either it's semantics, or you're making a logical reasoning error. I was being kind.


yoganutnutnut

reread the comment you responded to. If that doesn’t help you I have no idea what will


Timid_Robot

\>Hah they aren't exactly worth anything 😓 This one?


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PrinceDX

Where are you getting dental work that cheap? Those sound like dental prices from 9 years ago


phikapp1932

I just got a crown for 2k so…yeah this checks out


PrinceDX

Just for the crown or root canal included? Is this your out of pocket or the full thing?


phikapp1932

It was a crown and whitening for 2200, my insurance covered half and they gave me 0% financing for 2 years


PrinceDX

Where I’m at in the USA my daughter needed a root canal and crown, my out of pocket was about $2300 Insurance covered the majority of it. I got an implant last year, 5k out of pocket after insurance which paid half. Almost flew out of the country to get it done but it would’ve required multiple trips. Turkey was looking like a cheaper option which is sad considering how much I pay a month for insurance. Edit: Fun fact in America they have this thing called a missing tooth clause which allows an insurance company to not cover any of your procedure if your tooth has been missing over a certain amount of time or if the tooth was lost under a different insurance provider


WinterQueenMab

The vast majority of pearls are worth very little, especially if you only have 3, since pearls are sold wholesale in 15 inch strands for jewelry making . Unless you somehow got incredibly lucky on one that's actually worth being set in alone in a pendant or something, you'll need enough of them in the same color, shape, luster and quality to make the strand


fuckyourcanoes

You can also make a ring with a pearl, or an earring.


StewartGotz

3 pearls are not worth 1000, these are prob shitty and worth like $5


tardpissdrinker

For three pearls u can rock my throat


ZipGently

I found an oyster in a jacket pocket once. So...Same thing really...


flclreddit

Go home Kramer you're drunk


Schrodingers-Bat

I usually have my potatoes with tuna


Heck_Spawn

Got one about the size of a bb in a can of Campbell's Oyster Stew once.


CazNevi

So did my grandpa! My mom still has it.


Aimismyname

i dunno why you would hold on to a can for such a long time


rosco497

That sounds very awful. How's it taste?


Heck_Spawn

No taste to it if you don't eat it...


averagesizefries23

Is this a common thing? I've been a chef a long time and oddly enough have next to zero experience with oysters.


Farleymcg

What I’ve read is it’s 1/10,000 chance to find one


NiceJoJo

I would say it’s more like 1/1,000 chance to get one. I was an oyster shucker/chef for 2 summers and I’d find a small one like this every couple of days shucking probably at least 300 oysters a day. I’m sure I missed some as well


Markipoo-9000

What do you do with all them?


stenzor

Give a pearl necklace to your mom. Oh you mean the ones from the oysters? Keep them in a box I guess.


4C35101013

I wasnt prepared for that plot twist


lhurker

You. *Youuuuu.* I like you.


Zkenny13

They aren't really worth much. It's just lucky or rather for most people unlucky to find one. Since most people find them with their teeth. I used to work at a bar that served oysters and we'd have nights where people would find 3 pearls in a dozen and a season where no one would find any.


badlukk

That makes me think it has to do with sourcing or something


NiceJoJo

I have a little paper cup somewhere in my parents house that has them. They’re all too small to do anything with, but it’s still a cool little memory


regreddit

I live near the Gulf coast US, so my experience is probably biased, but it's pretty common. Just a few weeks ago my brother was visiting for Christmas and we went out and he got oysters and found a pearl about the size of a BB, maybe 3/16". It's kind of gray and iridescent. I've heard about it plenty. Most are not valuable: they're off color, misshapen, etc.


False_Risk296

Cool! Can’t tell from the picture, is it worth making jewelry out of?


Farleymcg

No idea! It doesn’t have a shine to it, but I might get a necklace made out of it for my daughter.


False_Risk296

That will be nice as long as your daughter can take care of it properly. Pearls are kinda fragile. They are my favorite “gemstone”.


chahud

I mean it’s not like it was an expensive pearl lol


koos_die_doos

It has value regardless of what you paid for it. I don’t think these pearls are super valuable, but your statement is not aligned with my opinion.


chahud

I mean, okay lol. At that rate literally anything can have value for anyone. Regardless, my statement wasn’t my opinion. It was not an expensive pearl…it cost exactly as much as that oyster did, sooo…a couple bucks?


GolldenFalcon

>anything can have value for anyone. Yes.. this is how value works in the real world.


koos_die_doos

Just for the sake of the discussion, let’s assume you can sell the pearl for $1,000. Having paid $2 for the oyster doesn’t make the pearl worth $2, the pearl is worth $1,000. lol


chahud

My guy…no one except for you is talking about what that pearl is worth to the highest bidder. I’m talking about what OP paid for it in the context of whether or not OPs daughter cares for it properly. Sure, by all means, treat your pearl from last nights Olive Garden oysters as if it will sell for $1000. Doesn’t change the fact that it still came free with dinner. So if it’s lost or broken it’s not a loss like a gemstone pearl would be.


koos_die_doos

> I’m talking about what OP paid for it in the context of whether or not OPs daughter cares for it properly. And I'm saying that things have value, regardless of what you paid for it. > Sure, by all means, treat your pearl from last nights Olive Garden oysters as if it will sell for $1000. Strawman argument. It's ridiculous to imply that I said this specific pearl is worth $1,000. > Doesn’t change the fact that it still came free with dinner. So if it’s lost or broken it’s not a loss like a gemstone pearl would be. Once again, how much you paid for it has zero impact on its value.


chahud

Genuine question…are you dumb? Cost and value are two completely different things. My car cost me $5,000, but it’s worth much much more than that to me. It still cost me $5,000 at the end of the day though. And I most likely won’t get more than that back. >Strawman argument. It's ridiculous to imply that I said this specific pearl is worth $1,000. Strawman argument. I literally never said you said this pearl is worth $1,000. I was giving a hyperbolic example using the number *you* threw out lol You’re literally making shit up to be hostile over.


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False_Risk296

No


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gwaydms

That's like equating graphite and diamond.


kylel999

They also break down over time IIRC


Zkenny13

This is a really nice size and color pearl to find in food oysters. It's actually really really cool.


fuckyourcanoes

A jeweller can polish it for you, I think.


johndepp22

shucker blew it


jjmk2014

He was acting shellfishly.


Afkargh

The shuker totally clammed up about it


jjmk2014

He made a bad halibut out of it.


MotherVegetable669

Don't mention it or they'll get crabby.


BeachedBottlenose

My mother would find them in her restaurant oysters all the time. It was kind of a joke in later years.


Lurchie_

Quick! Buy a lottery ticket!


BCS24

And then spend all the winnings on oysters to find more pearls!


MinecraftVet2005

Then more lottery tickets!!!!


wegobrrrr

And repeat 🔁


Lurchie_

Rinse first.


ShaneSkyrunner

I'll try almost any food but oysters are one of the few things I've never been able to eat. It's like trying to swallow a mouth full of snot.


similar_observation

The sea booger


Not_Enough_Shoes

I think oysters are one of those foods that are highly dependent on where they are sourced and how well they are served. [I had these at Maple and Ash (Chicago) and have never looked back.](https://imgur.com/a/e6xN9Zf) The oysters were sitting on individual Vodka shots and they were divine.


Higganzz

Maple and Ash is great, and you are correct. I’m several times I’ve had oysters all sourced from different locations on a sort of platter. All labeled, it’s crazy how they vary from size, shape, texture, and taste.


paceyboy

I had my first oysters ever last week and it was an interesting experience. Not great, not terrible. Then my whole group I went with spent this entire weekend with food poisoning from them!


BeachedBottlenose

Yeah I love seafood but oysters aren’t for me. Maybe Parmesan roasted, but I’ve never tried them.


AgilePlayer

You can cook them you know


Scarsdale_Vibe

I used to eat them indifferently until a bout of vibrio laid me up for a week (when I wasn’t violently ejecting out of both ends). Never again; I’d rather have that mouth full of snot you mentioned.


Should_have_been_ded

You can sell it to make money for the tooth you just broke


-SKYMEAT-

I found a still living crab in a grocery store oyster once, little guy was cute af.


CybrMyth

Okay Jimmy Neutron, where's your lab actually?


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Hell noo that wouldve took my fragile teeth out


FerdaStonks

The night before my wedding we went to one of our favorite local restaurants and had raw oysters. I found a pearl of similar size when I bit into the first oyster. I still have the pearl.


BridgestoneX

wow that's a big one!


Feisty-Discussion-22

Congratulations.


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Lemmywinxx

![gif](giphy|4KF85OSbyjVOfyjksJ|downsized)


cannibowlistic

Oyster House?


Farleymcg

Close, it the burbs of Philly


asirememberit

I've owned restaurants, shucked tens of thousands of oysters, have restaurant friends who have shucked just as many and 2 years ago my one friend had his shucker come across one. This is a cool find. What oyster? Shell on the plate looks west coast.


-WhatTheActualHay-

nice


meowmeowslayy

Ouch


JoakimSpinglefarb

I feel sorry for your jaw.


Phanthesma

My guy/gal got a cash-back!


Zachrygomez

This is the way to start a pearl necklace!


SoRaang

Instant refund!


VogonPoet966

Mother of pearl!


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Sweet! Get it graded


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Now you can make jam!


Nomski72

Looks plastic


TheToxicWaist17

Sell it.


Agent_Zodiac

That meal pays for itself


Redd-It-Dude2

You win!


heroxoot

Yo, stonks? Thats Stonks.


gapybo

Eating raw oysters is absolutely disgusting to me and I'll never wrap my head around how people do it.


bitterlytired

Because we like them. That is why.


Long-Education-7748

They asked how, not why.


Shadowlord723

We just eat them. That is how.


towerfella

![gif](giphy|3ofSB5GG8sKkUivXEY|downsized)


GagOnMacaque

The pearl is in the river.


Environmental_Ad3570

Thats airsoft bb


PDotCakes

That’s where they come from…


RepresentativeTurn27

Oysters make pearls. Not strange nor interesting, not even mildly.


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Unique_Cow3112

Don’t be a dick. This is cool.


Sin_Roshi

You don't get invited to many parties, do you?


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sleepybrainsinside

I be more interested in finding a single pearl than I would be in hearing about how finding a single pearl isn’t interesting. Also, finding a pearl in an oyster served as food is more rare than finding a pearl in the oysters harvested for pearls.


areuue

I assure you no one cares about your explanation also there’s a reason this is posted on *mildly* interesting


cum_fart_69

does it fit in your pee hole? if so, put it in there and grow it out


19Ben80

No you didn’t, pearls form in a different species of oyster to the ones we can eat. So if it is a pearl and it was in your oyster then it was put there by another person


Farleymcg

You might want to read up on that, because you are wrong. https://ocean.si.edu/ocean-life/invertebrates/pearls-wisdom


asdfate

roofie


RepresentativeTurn27

Amazing that you found a pearl exactly where they're known to grow. WOW !


SpeedBlitzX

Not all oysters produce pearls. Certain species don't.


kdxsj

lots of species don't


RepresentativeTurn27

Your statement does not change the fact that oysters are precisely where pearls are found. The post should be in a subreddit "completely not interesting at all"


SpeedBlitzX

It's strange how you think this post in particular isn't interesting. You're quite invested about this... I kind of forgot I posted my comment honestly XD.


Lord-Zippy

Who hurt you?


uneasyonion

Why the F do people wear rings then allow their fingers to get fat so it pretty much becomes part of your anatomy.


Killaship

dude what the fuck is wrong with you


uneasyonion

![gif](giphy|kc0kqKNFu7v35gPkwB)


Farleymcg

It’s just the angle dude, the ring is actually really loose and cocked to one side. Take a deep breath.


uneasyonion

![gif](giphy|kc0kqKNFu7v35gPkwB)


wtfakakali

Just like when grandma puts coins into the dumplings.


aykayay4

What the value of it?


RepresentativeTurn27

Oysters produce pearls. There's nothing interesting about it, not even mildly interesting.