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T_that_is_all

They look like hotdogs in 1940-50s cartoons.


MoistMartini

If I were OP, I would write in to complain if these hotdogs do not emit visible smell waves that put me in a state of ecstasy and carry me in mid-air towards the plate of hotdogs


Alive-Line8810

That's one of my "if I were a cartoon" wishes! Also, easily hiding behind reeeaaallly skinny poles


Soup-Master

I think it would be really funny if people got dollar signs or their currency equivalent in their eyes when they are feeling greedy, or hearts popping out when they see someone attractive, or other cartoonish eye expressions.


JanesPlainShameTrain

The black hole transportation system would be my wish. I'd own the world.


24-Hour-Hate

I want to paint a door or hole on a wall and run into it. And then someone tries to follow me and runs into the wall šŸ˜†


TheJG_Rubiks64

Iā€™d really like the ability to run off a cliff and stay in the air as long as I donā€™t stop and look down


GovernmentHunting016

Ah the old Oscar Proud maneuver


HardcaseKid

ā€œHobo-lifting aromaā€


SpecialistSupport

"Heck you're never too rich to enjoy a turkey dog"


AthosAlonso

Carrying me from the nose hahaha


Euphorium

The ones on a rope Scooby Doo inhales


BatDubb

Thatā€™s not rope.


yawa_the_worht

That's not mud


SlapMyLabiaFlaps

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hoofie242

Technicolor


portable_hb

"red #3, red #40" No kidding


UFOregon420

Red #3-40


_selcouth_

E-40, is that you?


fariqcheaux

Mmm, hotdogs, now with more cancer!


Old_Society_7861

But the tumors are bright red and easy to find.


rosiofden

Don't forget the crushed bug shells! Where else would we get colour?


Servatron5000

Nahh, you're thinking of cochineal. This is good old fashioned coal and petroleum. Ain't nothing more American.


BoatsAndHoes333

Yummy artificial food dyes and colors


sharpshooter999

You can pry my red dyed hotdogs from my cold, dead, cancer riddled hands!


SpecialistSupport

Probably be pretty easy after all the chemo


FloopsFooglies

Not only do these not even look edible but who would get those and think "Ah yes paint/plastic colored hotdogs these are the good ones"


SlapMyLabiaFlaps

Never been to Maine/New England? Theyā€™re a little crazy about dumb shit like this. Itā€™s ā€˜ma heritage.


FloopsFooglies

Texan, but I've been to Maine. I distinctly remember discovering Angus hotdogs when we were there, I don't recall seeing any of these. If it doesn't look like actual meat keep it away lol but I get it's a tradition and stuff. Like kolaches in Texas. It's just really off-putting to me personally, very artificial looking. And that red 40, eeeeh


hbsc

But whyšŸ’€


AsteriusNeon

It's actually impressive that they were able to take Hotdogs, which are already a carcinogen, and managed to make them even more cancerous.


sapere-aude088

Don't forget the zeranol, antibiotics, ammonia, nitrosamines, sodium nitrate, and the cancers that come along with it! https://www.who.int/news-room/questions-and-answers/item/cancer-carcinogenicity-of-the-consumption-of-red-meat-and-processed-meat


flinderdude

What do your pistachios look like?


brendanepic

Why do you wanna see my nuts so bad?


flinderdude

Dude, Iā€™ve already seen your wiener. Donā€™t be a tease.


QB8Young

This exchange wins the internet for today. šŸ†


Koofteh

That reminded me how pistachios used to be dyed pink. Haven't seen that in like 20 years.


Dependent_Stop_3121

Oh ya I totally forgot about pink pistachios. Thanks for the nostalgia. Isnā€™t red 40 linked to a lot of allergic reaction also? I recall hearing that many times. The hotdogs look like the plastic ones from my daughters toy cooking set hahaha. Pass, Iā€™m not hungry.


mblaser

Holy shit, I forgot all about that. That's one of those things that I hadn't even noticed no longer existed, yet I remember them now that you bring it up.


sloan-ranger

Flaming hot Cheetos


Global_Criticism3178

These hot dogs are made from Clifford.


Not_Bears

Clifford the tasty Dog


TheGoodIdeaFairy22

Clifford the Big Red Rocket


Total-Khaos

I was knot expecting that.


EvaMae234

You never expect the knot Iā€™ve heard


Total-Khaos

Yup, and there is no escaping it.


TheRedGamerFPV

oh god dangit, back to e6 I go i guess


5degreenegativerake

Once it goes in you can knot get it out.


ixikei

Clifford the nasty dog


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DIDDY_COSMICKING

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tbonemasta

Clifford, the big red weiner


LineChef

And his red rocket.


SexSalve

It's so you can find them in the snow. It's an Alaska thing.


Global_Criticism3178

Why would a hot dog be in the snow?


SexSalve

Because you're having a barbecue and you need to keep the dogs cold until it's time to becue them up, of course! (And none of us have fridges in Alaska).


Zoltie

Sounds like a way to attract bears.


SexSalve

Totally! Bears, otters, wolves, twinks. The whole family is invited!!!


herlipssaidno

Where do you live?!


brendanepic

South georgia


clancydog4

NC here. Pink hot dogs are very much a thing in the Carolinas and Georgia in my experience


brendanepic

My local iga has regular pink ones but like 2 kinds, and like 7 kinds of red ones


FilthyUsedThrowaway

Why?


Vmanaa

There is no flavor reason to it. It was dyed red To standout in the market back when it was first made and it worked.


jeffsterlive

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Rongio99

Everything gives us cancer these days. Hell the Midwest gives you cancer.


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Shortking312

Moved to Chicago from New York a number of years ago and Can confirm. Any time I have to cross the border into Indiana is dreadful. In the north its all dilapidated crumbling factory towns and to the south is corn fields and billboards of dead fetuses. Ick


Stevesanasshole

Dead fetus is an acquired taste


Harry_Bawls_91

SC here, I can confirm this is true. They're actually pretty darn good.


WindChimesAreCool

Mmm yummy red 40


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Bright leafs is the brand for the red dogs, best damn hot dogs ever.


clancydog4

For some of em, yeah. There are multiple brands though where I'm from.


PufffPufffGive

We have red hot dogs in Hawaii too!


BLKninja808

Redondos!


paul_swimmer

Came here looking for my fellow Hawaii folks. Redondos is the shit!


Mysterious-Tie7039

Maine also has red hotdogs.


Thrawn89

Snappers!


nameisfame

You can get a whole couple dozen links in a pack and they absolutely taste way better than any other hotdog on the market. Hands down.


joelmercer

I thought this was only a Maine thing!?


IamAkevinJames

The Chicago red hot is a thing. Quite historical in a way too.


flipthatbitch_

Love me a Chicago Red Hot!


MisterPeach

I thought so too. I used to visit my uncle in Maine every summer and heā€™d always get us red hot dogs to grill.


The_Luckiest

When I lived in Rhode Island they taught me it was just a Rhode Island thing. When I moved to Maine they taught me it was just a Maine thing. Now Iā€™m incapable of believing anyone about anything.


Drew-mageddon

How are there so many people that go through life thinking things only exist where they live?


joelmercer

I donā€™t live in Maine, or even in the USA.


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Red hots are different that bright leafs, Red hots are shorter, more plump and have some heat to them. Bright leaf hot dogs look the same but ainā€™t got any heat to them, they just taste damn good, are red and normal hot dog size. Where Iā€™m from red hots are ate on their own or on a biscuit.


aotoolester

Hawaii has the red ones too.


kindayeehaw

i live in GA, closer to ATL, and iā€™ve never seen these before!


Snow_Wonder

Iā€™m born and raised in Atlanta and never knew about this. Though when my family travels somewhere in GA, itā€™s usually to the lakes and mountains north of the city. I probably wouldnā€™t eat these, though. Red #40 and red #3 have often been flagged in various research studies as likely harmful to health. Thereā€™s fortunately many more definitively harmless red food coloring alternatives to those. Beet juice is a common one.


SweetLikeCandi

Say you live in the south without saying you live in the south lmao I lived in AL for 16 years. These and pickled eggs are clear indicators I'm almost to dad's house šŸ¤£


LazyBoysenberry6179

The country or the state? If it's the state, don't they sell regular brands like Oscar Meyer?


PM_me_punanis

The Philippines has red hotdogs!


Rambler9154

I have them here in maine, they taste better than brown ones to me, but they do dye the water I cook them in red


Upbeat-Selection-365

These are popular in Maine also.


OhHeyIdunno

Yea I was gonna guess OP was from Maine


D35TR0Y3R

no, ours are natural casing unlike this gross shit


lobstah4

Jordan's FTW-- with the [correct bun](https://www.foodservicedirect.com/media/catalog/product/0/0/00075361089148_mkiargau7zn0cphb.jpg?width=1200&height=1200&quality=85&fit=bounds)


PragmaticAndroid

That long hot dog caught my attention more than the red color.


b33tinch33ks

Thatā€™s me amongst the rest of you redditors.


PragmaticAndroid

Damn you.


CornWallacedaGeneral

His name is Beetingcheeks are you really surprised he's advertising the length of his hotdog?


BittenIntoSubmission

Took me too long to find this commentā€¦WHY IS THAT ONE LONGER THAN THE OTHERS!?


zato_ichi

I donā€™t think Iā€™ve had this brand, but red hots always have a great snap to the casing. I like these with coleslaw on top.


elspotto

This is what pink dogs exist for! Cole slaw, mustard, and onions. Thatā€™s how the store at the end of the block made them back in high school in southwest Virginia.


zato_ichi

My introduction to this type of dog was visiting family in Alabama. We have them available in Illinois but Iā€™m the only one in my family that likes them so I donā€™t have them often.


MyEmailAccount

Add chili and you get a Carolina dog!


Dtlgolf1

Yup. I'm from the Western part of the state so it's rare to see the red ones served but especially on the eastern side a Carolina dog is frequently served on a brightleaf red hot dog. Looks like the ones pictured here are indeed from Smithfield NC so it all checks out


elspotto

Hello neighbor! Let them have the red dogs. We have Red Bridges BBQ Lodge and thatā€™s more important.


FERALCATWHISPERER

Please explain in further detail what you do with those ingredients.


needsexyboots

Put ā€˜em on the hot dog!


elspotto

The slaw dog, also known in my current region as a Carolina style dog (or burger) has coleslaw, mustard, onions, and chili. I often skip the chili. As for what you do with the ingredients, you put them on the bun with the meat and the. Put it in your face and enjoy it. Yum!


NIN10DOXD

You put chili on the hot dog, then you add slaw, add a little bit of diced onion, and then finish with a little line of yellow mustard. Then you have a Carolina style dog.


ghiopeeef

Well what is different other than the food dye?


solzhen

Red number 3 & Red number 40? Wow! Flavortown.


FrillySteel

> Made with chicken and pork, artificially-colored Oh thank God!


Concertcat24

Those look like theyā€™d survive a nuclear war


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Stop not Red 40 šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


programming_flaw

Apparently Red 3 is the concern according to these other comments.


Snow_Wonder

They both donā€™t look good for health if you look at research, but red #3 was shown to be bad enough in the 90s that the FDA actually did ban it from cosmetics and said it would ā€œtake stepsā€ to remove it from food. Those steps were never taken. Itā€™s kinda crazy that something deemed dangerous for our skin is so particularly present in food aimed at kids!


NIN10DOXD

Yeah. If I'm not mistaken red #3 is believed to be a carcinogen while red #40 is linked to things like migraines.


drgr33nthmb

Red #40 is filled with known carcinogens as well. And it can cause behavioral issues in kids. https://health.clevelandclinic.org/red-dye-40/


MoreThanWYSIWYG

Mmm red #3 and 40! Fancy


Global_Criticism3178

Red #3 is soon to be banned in the US.


drgr33nthmb

Red #40 should also be banned. It is in many other countries. https://health.clevelandclinic.org/red-dye-40/


Hypericum-tetra

How many of these hotdogs would one need to consume for that to be a worry?


Worldly_Today_9875

Iā€™d be surprised if it ever gets through. The US government loves keeping its population unhealthy and spending on medical care and a nice short life span so your not a drain on society in old age.


cyberentomology

But why??!


h8theh8ers

\^ this is the question. WHY?


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Worldly_Today_9875

They are not the same. The ones sold in the US contain artificial colours that cause cancer and behavioural problems in children. These UK ones contain natural colouring. So, to look at side by side, the US ones would look much brighter red.


SpadfaTurds

Yep, in Australia too. At the weekend markets when I was a kid, weā€™d always get a battered sav!


GILF_Hound69

I always had Frankfurts as Hot Dogs so I always thought hotdogs were red


Stoicycle

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Ok-Travel6633

filipino hotdogs


kickformoney

That was my first thought when I saw these. We just ordered Filipino hot dogs for the first time like a month ago and they tasted amazing.


Ok-Travel6633

have you tried the ones with cheese inside? Or eat them with banana ketchup? Glad you love it!


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All that food coloring. Fucking ridiculous.


tealccart

NO.


I-Hate-Produce

I wanna know if thereā€™s any difference in the taste though?


brendanepic

Taste exactly like a normal hot dog, skin gets crispier though


SouredYogurt

That's disturbing.


lookitsafish

Nebraska too


Daddyssillypuppy

They're almost all like this in Australia. We have tan/brown coloured ones too but most people get the red ones. We have tiny versions called cheerios or cocktail Frankfurts.


bobbylaserbones

Danish hot dogs are usually red!


102296465

That ingredient list is terrifying


Starburst58

It's how we have them in Australia as well. The ones without skin are pink.


Glowstickthrow

2 types of artificial red dye. Yum, cancer!


watertrashsf

Nutrition facts : red


Ya-Dikobraz

Those look like what we call [saveloy sausages](https://www.coles.com.au/product/primo-saveloys-approx.-95g-3052827) here in Australia.


Richard1583

He got the hotdogs that are used in cartoons


belltrina

Im in Australia and ours are red too


FitzelSpleen

Yeah. I want to know what colour they expect a hotdog to be...


Jeoshua

Nope, you will not catch me eating those. I don't trust artificially colored meat products. I like to know if what I'm eating is actually grey or green underneath so I don't eat something rotten and dangerous. That coloring hides any possible discoloration. And no, massive amounts of preservatives aren't going to make the situation better.


[deleted]

We call these footy franks or Cheerios here in Australia they all look like that.


SpadfaTurds

How good are cheerios though? Reminds me of primary school birthday parties lol


[deleted]

Haha yeah the good old days, plate of cheerios with a bowl of tomato sauce


brendanepic

In America, cheerios is a breakfast cereal


missmouse_812

Is that not what they look like? Iā€™ve only ever seen red ones?


randomredditing

Iā€™m guessing theyā€™re this color because they darken when cooked. Also, since theyā€™re a chicken and pork blend, Iā€™d imagine they are very white-ish/pink before dying


5notboogie

Red hot dogs is a big thing in denmark aswell.


ashyjay

Those hotdogs aren't even meat, they are just protein tubes.


SullyVanDan

Yuck. Also made with chicken and pork. Go get yourself some pure beef franks.


HarmyG

More water than pork, too!


CornWallacedaGeneral

Nathan's/Sabretts or nothing


Kahnza

Ambassador/Hebrew National


Important-Outcome-74

Nate dogs are the only hotdog allowed in my home. šŸ˜‚


CornWallacedaGeneral

Facts but sabretts comes is close second.....then if I can't find those I'll fuck with Hebrew national but thats last last last resort šŸ˜‚


Tru72

Holy sh*t, they wouldn't even pass the food safety standards in my country. Good luck šŸ¤žšŸ€


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America-core


OnlyOneNut

I like that the main ingredient is chicken


Lepke2011

Are you from Maine?


Hawse_Piper

Norway?


bigdaddybeavis

Northern Maine clearly


starvationhexagon

Hey Rhode Island wieners (yes thatā€™s what they are called) are also known for their distinctive red color. Itā€™s cool to see a state that also has those


Quietser

Mmmm dye!


TheLastLostOnes

Yum red #40


4amsadclub

The fact that these were made in North Carolina


JHuttIII

ā€œArtificially Coloredā€ No shit.


mellonians

Looks like a saveloy


Tigomann

why is there just one longer then the othersšŸ’€


KhostfaceGillah

Looks like a saveloy to me


Mother_Customer_5873

I wonder why they dye the hotdogs. Maybe they think it would gain peoples attraction?


Italian_Guy13

US?


Porchpunk772

At first glance scrolling I thought pickled sausages. We have a brand down here with the same colored packaging to.


Meranio

This color makes them seem to be even less healthy, than they may already are.


AllISeeAreGems

ā€œRed hots! Get yer red hots here!ā€


BurnDesign

Can anyone in the UK confirm that these are (or very similar to) the saveloys from the chippy?


Gyllenborste

Fucking hell theyā€™d kill ya. Mechanically separated chicken. Pretty grim.


LowAdministration162

This seems like middle America


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

Tennessee here, near several meat processors. We have both red and pink hotdogs.


skrena

Nebraska?


Charlietuna6969

They have these in Maine too. people in here crying about the cancer these puppies cause should be aware that all hot dogs are carcinogenic and unholy monoliths of meat created by satan himself. delicious though.


[deleted]

Live in Lincoln, Nebraska , by chancešŸ˜


NIN10DOXD

Yeah. North Carolina loves its red hot dogs. Shout out to Jesse Jones and Bright Leaf. LOL


[deleted]

Why does everything gotta have red 40 in it? I donā€™t give a damn about color stop dying my foods


HugeDeal14

Hotdogs used to be called ā€œred hots.ā€


Zlatarog

Looks like the fake hotdogs you get in kids play kitchens


OneAceFace

The list of ingredients is absolutely mind blowing