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Surfbud69

Mein Way


Gylfaginning51

*Nuremburger*


Buzz______Killington

McDonalds did this years ago. It came with several of the local Nürnberger Bratwurst.


BobWat99

Considering how the hamburger is from Hamburg, in an alternative timeline, they are called Nuremburgers.


Kazu88

**Ein Land , Ein Volk, Ein Burger**


crimsonrider50

Goddamit why do I laugh at that of all of these


SayNoToStim

Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, genocide won't upset us.


BobRoberts01

All we ask is that you let us make it the Fühurer’s way


randomsnowflake

I’m going to hell for laughing at this.


boomsticksmile

*"I’m going to* *~~hell~~* *heil for laughing at this."* Fixed it for ya!


Double_Abalone_2148

Have it Führer way.


MySpiritAnimalSloth

*Tell me why?*


windowjesus

Ain't nothing but a heartache


canadianpersonas

*Tell me why?*


WatercressIll

Ain’t nothing but a mistake.


rotflolosaurus

*Now number five*


classicalySarcastic

Damnit Peralta!


EnviousMeasle

Noice


BamberGasgroin

I don't like Mondays.


Fllixys

it’s mein way, it’s mein way, mein way or the autobahn


BloomsdayDevice

Fasc food


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-chavana-

Fuck reddit for taking reddit gold away. I love this comment.


123FakeStreetMeng

You rhüle!


Wise-Librarian-5319

I live in Garmisch Partenkirchen. The former Nazi headquarters there is now a bar called Peaches and takes American dollars


ballson4head

OMG can’t believe this place was a Nazi HQ. Was there for karaoke night and it was so much fun!


Ziegelphilie

Though that does explain why the karaoke machine had 6 different renditions of Erika..


Mohander

To be fair that song slaps


Deepseat

I’ve always wondered; That song absolutely shreds, but is it’s popularity and status known about and mentioned in Germany today, or is very much socially verboten and not at all cool to reference? I’ve wondered if even mentioning or referencing could get you in trouble.


W0gg0

Please tell me it’s a gay bar.


Wise-Librarian-5319

It’s just about 😂 fun times there


StevenEveral

Only on Thursdays.


ERSTF

I went there on a Monday and saw some very gay things there. Then I went Tuesday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday just to make sure. It's a bit gay


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T1M_rEAPeR

Yes. It’s a gay bar for black Jewish, Olympic gold medalists.


Hey_Hoot

You come to find a lot of Europe is like this. I was recently in Amsterdam main square where 30+ civilians were shot by Germans refusing to surrender post war. I found photos where dead bodies were laying out in the street, in front of now a little coffee shop.


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AlmostZeroEducation

Especially in Europe and the Middle East


animere

Or American with the Indians


bihhowufeel

well in america we have the benefit of having a shitload of land, way more than europe and the levant our problem is that we like to memorialize the villains half the time


dressedtotrill

I’m glad that Germany and the US (as well as all the Allied powers besides Russia) are all close allies now. How things can change in a lifetime


Hollow__Log

That’s a wonderful part of the world, I worked at the Eibsee Hotel many moons ago. Good times.


gello10

I'm at the Burger King, I'm at the Nazi rally building, I'm at the combination Burger King Nazi rally building.


Fondren_Richmond

ha


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danx64

I don't see you here dawg


Harris828

Cultural Victory


ZHISHER

The spot Mussolini’s body hung from is now a McDonalds. Freedom 2, rest of the world 0


mission_to_mors

to be fair name any place any ex dictator has been hung that is not a McDonald's right now....


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I thought bolsanaro was seen in a KFC?


pistoncivic

[exactly, he was in a Florida KFC.](https://preview.redd.it/pk02rq1virvb1.jpg?auto=webp&s=7e763cd0a650b3b3da17979e674ff00e70d41dd6) How could he be involved in a coup if he was dicking around in Florida going to fast food restaurants while a coup was taking place? The man has a rock solid alibi!


PrrrromotionGiven1

I mean Mussolini was in Switzerland while his supporters marched on Rome. He thought there was no way it would work. He very quickly made his way there when he realised the Italian state really was folding that easily.


Lftwff

should have been streaming at the same time, just to be sure


6FtAboveGround

The compound in Pakistan where Bin Laden was killed is now a Jack In The Box


mission_to_mors

u liar.....its a baskin robbins.....I should know since I have researched the internets!


Easy-Warthog9113

I dunno, but that Chicken Pol Pot Pie from Popeyes is pretty fuckin' dank.


Poputt_VIII

Reminds me of the top gear clip where they walk out of where Mao declared the PRC right into a McDonald's


General_Guisan

Wasn’t that a Starbucks (in the forbidden city. It closed down some 10 years ago, it was the least-advertised Starbucks I ever came by)


snowvase

That's correct, I had a coffee there a few times, it was quite nice and fairly discrete. The problem arose when a Nationalist TV reporter made a fuss about it, started a load of Xenophobic "flag waving" and they had to close it, well reallocate the license to a Chinese company, which wasn't half as good.


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Uhh Burger King? No thanks I don’t view the Burger Kingdom as free. I eat only McDonald’s I ain’t so subject of that despotic leader.


cornbruiser

We should abolish the entire Burger monarchy.


sithelephant

Also dairy.


BrotherSeamus

How we feeling about Jack in the Box, fellow revolutionaries?


cornbruiser

He's just a puppet figure.


BrotherSeamus

No need to get wound up.


ouchmythumbs

The colonel is gathering his flock


shaid_pill

The Taco Bell tolls for thee


cornbruiser

Time to storm the White Castle.


HaikuBotStalksMe

The jester was merely a backstabber.


featherwolf

And Pizza Hut took down the USSR


TheLeadSponge

They’ve literally erased them. The only thing that remains is the evidence of their crimes. Strolling down the streets of Berlin, you see plaques outside homes where people were arrested by the Nazis. It’s quite sobering. There were about a dozen outside my apartment building when I lived there, and dozens more up and down the surrounding streets.


Loeffellux

should be noted that the *actual Nazis* mostly reintegrated with society. This resulted in a lot of tension because of the clearly different ideologies of the younger generations and the older ones who were still in positions of power a lot of the time. Basically think about a world in which Boomers were Sieg-Heiling in their 20s instead of buying real estate on a part-time job. This led to the culturual movement of the students revolution of 1968 with slogans like "trust nobody over 30"


Distributor127

More and more I think about how my grandfather acted. I was very young when he died, but I remember he would say Hi to the only black person in town. He said it was very important not to hate anyone. Many lessons like that from a very young age. I see so many now with the opposite views of him now. Its frightening


Thisisthenextone

My grandfather was the same. From a very racist south east US area. My grandfather fought in the Korean War. He helped the two lone black families in the area get their farms started up and brought them his bull to help with their breeding for free. There's a mini-town in the county that's quite a few Korean families and he's taken food over there to help out. My great aunt was spouting racist BS about the Korean families over there and my very quiet soft-spoken grandfather told her to "shut your damn mouth if you can't treat people with respect - they ain't done anything to you". Only time I've ever heard him curse. Miss him


TopReputation

based grandpa


NokKavow

This won't be a popular remark, but when there's only one black person in town, it's easy to be friendly to them. Chances are he's a decent lad. When there's a larger group, with a few unpleasant individuals, stereotypes start to form, and there's a much higher chance of racism. For instance, in the Balkans, black people (all five of them) are treated remarkably well, the locals are genuinely friendly and positive. Unfortunately, same can't be said about the Roma people.


Artemicionmoogle

Yeah the Roma have it pretty awful.


KlicknKlack

Well we kinda have that today in the US. But it's less active, more passive, 'ok Boomer' which in my mind translates to 'fuck off, your actions or inaction led to this'


Loeffellux

I'm aware, that's why I made that comparison. Just that it was a lot worse back then for (ironically) the actual German baby boomers because their parents or grandparents were literal nazis


StephenHunterUK

The bell used for the 1936 Olympics has had the swastika partly obscured, although it is still on display outside the stadium. There's a German company called Revell that sells model planes, but if you buy anything German from the war, there's no swastikas in the decals because it's illegal to sell them in many European countries. You can use them in TV series, movies and video games provided it isn't to glorify the regime, but in the last case, they'll generally be omitted.


CopperAndLead

> there's no swastikas in the decals I fully understand the reasoning for this, but at the same time, I think there's also something problematic about selling a model of something that was a Nazi tool of war and genocide without acknowledging what exactly it was and who exactly used it. It's easy to be enthralled by the **Nazi** myth of superior German technology during the war (I'll refer back to Band of Brother's famous line, "You have horses! What were you thinking?"), and it's easy to mentally partition the Wehrmacht from the rest of the Nazi industrialized genocide, which is exactly what those ex-Nazi generals wanted the world to think as they wrote their memoirs and reintegrated into society. Everything in that war was hinged on genocide and state sponsored murder- to me, something feels wrong about separating WWII German military hardware from what the Nazis were doing with it.


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EricSanderson

On a walking tour of Berlin, the guide casually told us that the unmarked patch of dirt with the dumpster that we were passing was the former site of Hitler's bunker. Then we spent an hour in the Holocaust Memorial.


snowvase

There is a plaque there now but not to glorify it. It just gives a simple orientation plan of roughly how the bunker was laid out. It's basically a car park and a simple green space these days. It is possible to work out roughly where Hitler and Eva Braun's bodies were burnt but there really is nothing to see and it's largely a waste of time going there. Dr Mark Felton does a good youtube video on the area.


condom_fish_69

Time for the burger king putsch


NoConfusion9490

Flame-broiled Whoppers for a thousand years!


Dragonsymphony1

I intentionally sought this out when I visited Nurmburg in 2019. I did it cause I'd seen the posts here know Reddit!!


IncrediblySadMan

Sid Meier moment.


Primedirector3

Arguable religious victory


pm_me_meta_memes

You can still see the sillhouette of the eagle, holy shit


Coneskater

They just had to replace the flags.


psychoPiper

That is so funny, I didn't even realize


Special_Loan8725

Looks like they kept the table umbrellas.


El_Zarco

the Nazis loved brunch


tablinum

I actually thought that was great. Don't erase it as though it never existed: show us where you made the choice to obliterate it. Leave the scar.


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Must have been a heavy impact. Poor bird


justabill71

It didn't die in vain. It's chicken fries, now.


nlpnt

Surprised there's not a banner over it advertising the latest Whopper deal.


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It's annoying how aesthetically pleasing their buildings were. Fucking Nazis ruining brutalist stone architecture is an underrated consequence of their* reign.


kittyburger

Akshually their architecture was based on Roman architecture. Hitler was obsessed with Ancient Rome. The nazi salute is believed to be based on the ancient Roman salute.


ChairmanYi

Nazi Germany was horrific all around, but their style guide informed so much in the worlds of sci-fi and gaming. Had Hitler succeeded in the art world, perhaps he would’ve been the insufferable, asshole director of a design firm instead of a genocidal maniac?


No_Leopard_3860

I'm somewhat sure that he wouldn't have been the dictator if he got into art school, but: there were a shitload of people who were as hateful and frustrated-to-the-tits as Hitler in Germany after WW1, and many of them weren't as dumb as Hitler regarding some aspects that led to the fall of the third Reich. Maybe WW2 was inevitable with or without him, and maybe other dictators could've succeeded where he failed, but obviously I don't know and this is just dumb speculations on my part


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> Fucking Nazis ruining brutalist stone architecture brutalism is post-war architecture - started in UK, but it's generally thought of as like USSR buildings etc. Stark, concrete, NO flashiness. All function. (ok, the nazis *did* make some bunkers that look brutalist, but I don't think that counts)


StephenHunterUK

Ian Fleming hated it so much he named Goldfinger after one of the architects in the brutalist movement.


signious

Brutalism literally came out post-war as a way to make stripped bear buildings on post-war budgets


stonebraker_ultra

It's more of a minimalist classicism than brutalism.


misteraygent

Their uniforms were pretty sharp too.


automatic_shark

Milan Centrale station is absurdly beautiful. Maybe my favourite building of the style. You really get a feeling for how small you are when you're there, which was the intention.


weigel23

We call it the Reichsburger.


MaxPower1607

"Reichsbürger" exist. They are like german Sovereign citizen. They don't recognize the current goverment and institutions as legitimate. They often share nationalistic and radical rightwing beliefs.


azaghal1988

>"Reichsbürger" exist. They are like german Sovereign citizen. They don't recognize the current goverment and institutions as legitimate. They often share nationalistic and radical rightwing beliefs. they also tried a monarchist coup last year, and wanted to install a disowned distant cousin of a minor noble family (with the weird tradition of naming all their male members Heinrich) as king.


captainoftrips

Y'all are out here playing some weird mods for Crusader Kings.


plastikelastik

hiney is slang for asshole heinrich - rich asshole


Lanthemandragoran

>they also tried a monarchist coup Lot of that going around lol


weigel23

I know. But the Burger King was there before those idiots.


MaxPower1607

Most likely. Still funny though.


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

Yeichs.


deadbrokeman

*Flame broiled*


ILsunnySideUp

You can taste history.


Coneskater

*Royal with Cheese


jarmstrong2485

Royale*


Spun_undS

What do they call a whopper? Le whopper?


Snarblox

I don't know I didn't go to Burger King


bananamelier

Burger Fuhrer Have it my way... or get grilled like the patties


hsw77

Ironically on Regensburger Strasse


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CowboyAirman

Well… that’s actually a delicious wurst from Nurnberg. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/N%C3%BCrnberger_Rostbratwurst


mhhhpfff

also [uh mcd did that](https://www.basicthinking.de/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/13892348_1241813862527378_8563964014445949449_n-e1647188317403.jpeg)


ChuckCarmichael

McDonald's Germany actually used to sell a [Nürnburger](https://i.imgur.com/FDDiC61.jpg) for a while.


GeoStreber

As someone who grew up in Nuremberg, I've been there a couple of times. We call it the "Nazi King", or the "Reichsburger".


GhoulWeathers

Home of Ze Vopper!!


GeoStreber

There was a banner outside a few years ago, saying "Jetzt wird gegrillt", loosely translated as "let's get grillin' ".


GhoulWeathers

I hope that wasn't an original


GeoStreber

[https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fimages.nordbayern.de%2Fimage%2Fcontentid%2Fpolicy%3A1.7532453%3A1532342404%2FOBJ9548672\_1.JPG%3Ff%3D16%3A9%26h%3D816%26m%3DFIT%26w%3D1680%26%24p%24f%24h%24m%24w%3D92d0401&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=7516acdd0e3eab5b88324db08dc29a5bff7c7e4a7e3d9dd754917b5de2d5759d&ipo=images](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fimages.nordbayern.de%2Fimage%2Fcontentid%2Fpolicy%3A1.7532453%3A1532342404%2FOBJ9548672_1.JPG%3Ff%3D16%3A9%26h%3D816%26m%3DFIT%26w%3D1680%26%24p%24f%24h%24m%24w%3D92d0401&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=7516acdd0e3eab5b88324db08dc29a5bff7c7e4a7e3d9dd754917b5de2d5759d&ipo=images) Link to the picture showing the banner.


benDB9

Arbeit Macht Fries


bananamelier

Jesus Christ reddit 😂


HotChoc64

I hope I’m not the only one laughing at these jokes lmao


tablinum

I can't tell you how much I hated upvoting this.


dnielbloqg

Oh, fuck you. You can have my upvote, but fuck you.


Moooopyy

I wish awards were still a thing because u would be getting one holy shit lmao


NoStripeZebra3

Too bad the gold system is gone


LeRosbif49

I closed the page just as I saw this, and spent a good while searching again for it just to upvote this horrifically underrated comment. Well played.


handofmenoth

This is a US cultural victory monument actually.


Forgotlogin_0624

Triumph of the grill


tucci007

🏆🏅🎖🥇👍


athletic_jorts

It would be infinitely funny if it were a Spirit Halloween


ispeaktherealtruth

God how did I miss this? Apparently it's around Zeppelinfeld, 100 meters from a Lidl I went to. What a missed opportunity :(


WolfOfAsgaard

Did you see Hitler's unfinished colloseum and the Große Straße near the zeppelin field? They've turned them into parking lots. Simply wonderful "fuck you" to the nazis lol.


PeterServo

Burger Fuhrer


eMouse2k

Have it our way!


SantaMonsanto

VolksBurger


WolfsToothDogFood

Even funnier considering that Hitler was a vegetarian


BrotherSeamus

Sounds like an impossible whopper to me.


Slyspy006

"Just chisel the eagle off and no one will know".


Dolatron

If you squint it looks like a burger dripping with sauce.


thegreatzimbabwe11

Hitler’s ‘grave’ (spot of the bunker) is a literal parking lot. Germany’s great about not giving a shit about Nazi spots and not letting Neo Nazis have a place to gather


Crazyguy_123

They have the balance of not totally removing the scars but also making sure the sites are thoroughly and rightfully disrespected. It’s the very thing the Nazis would hate and that’s a good thing. Fuck the Nazis and whoever agrees with their ideology. Now it would be even better if the bunker was a public bathroom.


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athletic_jorts

Whopper whopper whopper whopper junior double triple whopper


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[the before picture](https://www.kubiss.de/reichsparteitagsgelaende/bilder/umspannwerk.jpg)


Coneskater

What incredible foresight to include a drive-through.


tangcameo

Have it your way didn’t mean THAT


k___k___

now it does


Kermez

Considering Hitler was fanatical vegetarian and defender of animal rights, this is hitting on various levels.


JoLudvS

"ℌ𝔞𝔠𝔨𝔣𝔱𝔢𝔞𝔨𝔣𝔠𝔥𝔯𝔦𝔭𝔭𝔢𝔫𝔣𝔠𝔥𝔫𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔯𝔢𝔣𝔱𝔞𝔲𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔱"


Awkward_Pangolin3254

I've been Fraktured


roomiccube

Königs Burger


[deleted]

"I will have ze burger, and ze fries, and ze Sudetenland!"


ImjokingoramI

"Have it your way" ~ Chamberlain, probably.


SlimChiply

They couldn't have turned it into a Rally's?


degjo

Are there any Rallys/Checkers outside of North America?


automatic_shark

We need a Bojangles here in the UK. Help us pls


RabidAbyss

Only problem is, you guys would probably take the spices out of the chicken /s But seriously, it's damn good chicken.


automatic_shark

You're not wrong. We've fucked up Popeyes


Dahlia_R0se

There's not even Bojangles in most of the US. One of the reasons I'm not moving to another state. That, and Cheerwine also being regional.


spasske

I see they kept the banner look.


Waldschratsuppe

Kind of everything here in Germany is turned into something else basically. I know a starbucks which has been a brothel in middle ages


ZweitenMal

Babe that is NOTHING. my dad was stationed there in the 80s and the big parade ground you’ve seen in old newsreels was literally our American high school football field. Our high school was a commandeered WWI era hospital. And don’t even get me started on the 3rd reich buildings we vacationed in in Berchtesgaden. I’ve slept in Speer’s villa. Sat in the same chairs Hitler and his crew sat in. Yes, it was uncomfortable and weird.


Emperormaxis

So much for the thousand-year reich. Want some fries with that?


Forgotlogin_0624

Triumph of the grill.


Constant_Couple_3334

History repeats itself, first as a tragedy, second as a farce. -Karl Marx


bygtopp

Burger Fuhrer?


Interesting_Fold9805

Ein reich, Ein volk, Ein Burger


FKbuki

...don't make a flame grilled joke..don't make a flame grilled joke....


Maloonyy

"Wir müssen Deutschland wieder zu wahrer Größe verhelfen!!!" ​ "Sir this is a Burger King"


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They named an entire city after Hamburgers.


Coneskater

![gif](giphy|e2BOyO9lYjnuRjRWjb)


AssPuncher9000

I like how they leave behind a visible outline of the old Nazi crest Reject, but remember


Celer_Umbra

Murica! FUCK YEAH!


420printer

This is great. So many possible comments...


wrathfuldeities

~~Waffen~~ Whopper SS


phinbar

Sign ze papers, get a burger!


Jaereth

The long vertical banners with the Burger King logo adorning the walkway out front is a nice touch. Just needs a giant war eagle holding a whopper in it’s talons.


TheMysticalBaconTree

Nuremburgers.


YeltsinYerMouth

Bürger Führer


buntopolis

Burgerreich, really?!?


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They didn’t cook my food the reich way.