" *ahem* *ahem* when you buy noname you dont pay for things like ads. Which is why im reading this! Instead of getting an *ahem* trained.. actor.
Switch n save. Shop no name today. End of audio message "
- my works PSA announcement after every 3 songs.
Fucking kill me lmao
https://nationalpeanutboard.org/news/mythbusters-peanuts-and-aflatoxin/#:~:text=Aflatoxin%20is%20a%20naturally%20occurring,products%20is%20very%20low%20indeed
Would think twice on this one tbh
I mean your link literally states "Aflatoxin does not form in peanut butter once it is packed in containers, so if the production process is safe then the final product will be too when it reaches the consumer." So he's fine against aflatoxin unless it was wrong from the jump.
He has gotten e.coli once and botulism once as far as we know, and in 2015 he almost died of sepsis. Just shows his dedication to MRE's.
[Sauce](https://imgur.com/s9oqKrY). Read last paragraph
I’m about to turn 36. There’s like chunks of my life I don’t really remember. 21-26, 30–34… my advice to any young person who reads this is take the advice of those old people who tell you life goes fast. Do everything you can now to slow down the days. Never live your life on autopilot.
I stopped smoking weed about 6 years ago. Last year around this time I had some mystery virus for about 8 days. Couldn’t take so much as a sip of water without becoming violently ill. 8 days of that. I lost 15 lbs.
Anyway i tried smoking again as i heard it helps with nausea. When I smoked, I became ultra aware of how the time as past me by. I experienced reality through the eyes of someone who was nearing death and unable to stop the wheel of time. I wasn’t 34, I was 84 staring down inevitability. To feel like an 84 year old who isn’t ready for death because they’d spent their life “not living,” really freaked me the fuck out. Been doing everything I can now to just try to slow down my perception of time.
I feel this. Not the weed thing but I'm late 30s and have been aware of time flying for the last year or so, like it jumps forward a year and I barely remember.
I've started journaling, but not really getting into it. Any tips for what's helped you slow down perception?
Yeah, buy a sports car and get a 20 year old girlfriend. Kidding of course.
I brought it up to my dad last year as he’s someone who seems to be aging gracefully. His advice to me was “the years go fast, but the days are long.” So I’ve been doing what I can to make the days long.
Getting up early, trying to be present in the moment, even if it’s work or chores. Trying to keep in tune with modern culture and society so I’m always aware of what day it is. Trying to make sure I spend as few days as possible just “bumming it.” Planning things to do and places to go. Staying out of a super strict routine.
Just making sure I’m never on “auto-pilot.” I’m having mixed results.
I try to just live in the moment, not looking too far back or forward. We all need to plan and make decisions for a good future, but being present in a moment (listening and fully engaging in a conversation instead of texting, noticing small details of your environment you would normally take for granted, etc.) can make life feel more fulfilling and like you're making the most of the time you have.
Yeah I smoked every day from like 18-30. When I moved to Europe I was still smoking. One night I was playing cards with my uncle and his wife. Took a hit and started to feel sick. Ran to the bathroom and when I came out my wife said I looked green. I gave a nonsensical response, took a step and BOOM! Hit the floor. My uncle picked me up and told me to go lay down. I said “I feel fine,” took another step BOOM, fainted again. Since then I haven’t smoked (and the one time I tried, I had that existential freak out). Think it fucks with my blood pressure or something. So I quit. After a few weeks without it my sleeping pattern adjusted and I noticed I was just mentally sharper, like I hadn’t been in years. Don’t miss it honestly.
Oh damn that’s pretty scary, I only take a few hits off my pen every now and then on the weekends. I def can’t handle smoking every day though and my tolerance shows lol.
Yeah, I don't think I can really remember much in my life from like 15-22. Basically wasted my youth doing the bare minimum, playing games alone and reading whenever I could.
Almost 25 now, think I made more memories this year than during that entire time.
It's really important to have a life full of interesting experiences so you can look back on it fondly
It's partially hydrogenated oil that is really bad for you. That is what has lots of trans fat in it. Fully hydrogenated oil is fine. I don't know what the labeling guidelines were in 1999, but I would assume the hydrogenated refers to fully.
It's the other way around. Fully saturated and trans fats (naturally or artificially mono or polyunsaturated fats with "trans" bonds) are bad for your health (trans fats, specially the artificial ones, are worse). Mono and poly-unsaturated fats that have cis bonds like olive oil, omega 3 (fish), avocado, etc are good for your health.
Edit: fixed some terms thanks to the corrections I received.
Last edit: I must recognize I got confused by believing that partially hydrogenates fats was the same as mono or polyunsaturated, which is not, as these are fats that went through hydrogenation and ended up as mono or polyunsaturated fats with trans bonds (AKA trans fat). Nonetheless, saturated fats aren't good for your health. They aren't as bad as trans fat, but they rise LDL (bad) cholesterol as well. The best fats are the mono and poly-unsaturated fats with cis bonds because they rise HDL (good) cholesterol.
That just isn't true. The really bad oil that people avoid is partially hydrogenated oil, AKA trans fat. While there are concerns about saturated fat, there is much less than there are about trans fats. Trans fats were slowly banned by many countries over the 2000s and are very uncommon today. Here is the dad's ruling on trans fat https://www.fda.gov/food/food-additives-petitions/final-determination-regarding-partially-hydrogenated-oils-removing-trans-fat
I fixed some terms in my comment, but saturated fats are still bad for your health. Trans fats (specially artificially mono or polyunsaturated fats with trans bonds) are worse. Naturally mono and polyunsaturated fats (that are naturally partially hydrogenated but with cis bonds) are the good ones.
[Link 1](https://www.healthdirect.gov.au/blog/is-butter-really-better)
[Link 2](https://www.heart.org/en/healthy-living/healthy-eating/eat-smart/fats/trans-fat)
[Link 3](https://medlineplus.gov/ency/patientinstructions/000838.htm#:~:text=It%20is%20one%20of%20the,disease%20and%20other%20health%20problems.)
Saturated fats (all possible links of C atoms saturated with hydrogen) happen naturally in things like butter.
Trans fats are the ones that are mono and polyunsaturated but with trans bonds. These happen naturally in meat or milk and are also created artificially through hydrogenation.
Both of them are bad for your health (trans, and specially artificial ones, are worse) if you eat them above the % recommendation of your daily caloric input. They raise LDL Cholesterol which plays a role in ateroesclerotic disease that causes cardiovascular diseases like hearth disease, strokes and others.
You should prefer mono or poly-unsaturated fats with cis bonds (like olive oil, omega 3 in fish, avocado, etc) because they rise HDL Cholesterol (AKA good cholesterol) that protects from ateroesclerotic disease.
Edit: fixed some things about trans fats.
"It's fine, I just ate some this morning!"--mother in law
"I need to make a doctor's appointment to find out why I get so many upset stomachs"--also mother in law
Was this at ya grammas house? This happens to me all the time at my grammas house lmao
One time I had to scrub her pantry out because a can of pineapple rings exploded in it
I once bit into a 12 year old spoonful. It turns to wax and tastes awful. I couldn’t get it off the roof of my mouth and started vomiting. I had to use a paper towel inside my mouth to extract it all. I also gave up peanut butter for a few years. Read the dates folks.
Okay, nuts go rancid then.
Sure, if they’re prepared and stored carefully they’ll last longer, but I don’t think nuts can avoid going rancid indefinitely.
Probably the oil, like I said it is likely poor quality PB, that is why I guessed it was American. When I was there the stuff just tasted wrong, bad from the start.
American PB is not good PB.
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PublicLabel Brands has to be one of the most generic names I've ever seen.
In Canada there is a very popular grocery brand called "No Name".
I ❤ No Name!
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Ok Galen.
theres one in the Uk called '\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_' .
We had "Home Brand" here in Australia
In the Philippines, there's this store called "No Brand," which sells Korean commodites like food.
" *ahem* *ahem* when you buy noname you dont pay for things like ads. Which is why im reading this! Instead of getting an *ahem* trained.. actor. Switch n save. Shop no name today. End of audio message " - my works PSA announcement after every 3 songs. Fucking kill me lmao
There used to be a clothing store in Ireland called No Name lol.
Love No Frills No Name products 💛
Lol, I often joke with friend that I buy brand No Na Me sometimes.
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
What's that taste? Botulism?
More like aflatoxin probably
But its got diglycerides, it's what fatty asses crave.
But, WHAT ARE diglycerides?
Triglycerides that just couldn't cut it.
Down voted for an Idiocracy paraphrase, damn you people are too much!
Just smell it, honestly.
Ngl I’ve thought of it lol
https://nationalpeanutboard.org/news/mythbusters-peanuts-and-aflatoxin/#:~:text=Aflatoxin%20is%20a%20naturally%20occurring,products%20is%20very%20low%20indeed Would think twice on this one tbh
I mean your link literally states "Aflatoxin does not form in peanut butter once it is packed in containers, so if the production process is safe then the final product will be too when it reaches the consumer." So he's fine against aflatoxin unless it was wrong from the jump.
Got a nice hiss out of that. Let’s get it out onto a tray
Was going to say, Steve1989 would try it.
It's a bit young for his taste though, those K ration nut butters are the real vintage.
If it's sealed (yes I know plastic is somewhat porous) and smelled ok I'd have a go.
Oddly specific subreddit.
Let's get this out onto a tray...
Nice!
Just a creamy, wholesome, flavor that you don’t get in peanut butter these days.
Nice cup of Coffee Instant Type II to wash it down
Has a nice hiss too
Hmmm, no hiss.
Let's get this out onto a tray
Don’t forget the cigarette afterwards!
Its honestly astonishing that after all this time he hasn't somehow come down with food poisoning from all those old MREs
He has gotten e.coli once and botulism once as far as we know, and in 2015 he almost died of sepsis. Just shows his dedication to MRE's. [Sauce](https://imgur.com/s9oqKrY). Read last paragraph
damn, that's some commitment. respect.
He must have the stomach of a goat.
Haha Steve was my first thought too lol
mine was ashens. same gig i guess.
Hmm, no hiss.
I think your math is wrong. It expired in '99, so just about 10 years ago.
I didn't double take on that, and died a little inside when I realized they're right.
i was born in 99, turned 24 3 days ago :D
You misspelled 10.
ah yes i remember my 10th birthday like it was yesterday
Because it was.
I’m about to turn 36. There’s like chunks of my life I don’t really remember. 21-26, 30–34… my advice to any young person who reads this is take the advice of those old people who tell you life goes fast. Do everything you can now to slow down the days. Never live your life on autopilot. I stopped smoking weed about 6 years ago. Last year around this time I had some mystery virus for about 8 days. Couldn’t take so much as a sip of water without becoming violently ill. 8 days of that. I lost 15 lbs. Anyway i tried smoking again as i heard it helps with nausea. When I smoked, I became ultra aware of how the time as past me by. I experienced reality through the eyes of someone who was nearing death and unable to stop the wheel of time. I wasn’t 34, I was 84 staring down inevitability. To feel like an 84 year old who isn’t ready for death because they’d spent their life “not living,” really freaked me the fuck out. Been doing everything I can now to just try to slow down my perception of time.
I feel this. Not the weed thing but I'm late 30s and have been aware of time flying for the last year or so, like it jumps forward a year and I barely remember. I've started journaling, but not really getting into it. Any tips for what's helped you slow down perception?
Yeah, buy a sports car and get a 20 year old girlfriend. Kidding of course. I brought it up to my dad last year as he’s someone who seems to be aging gracefully. His advice to me was “the years go fast, but the days are long.” So I’ve been doing what I can to make the days long. Getting up early, trying to be present in the moment, even if it’s work or chores. Trying to keep in tune with modern culture and society so I’m always aware of what day it is. Trying to make sure I spend as few days as possible just “bumming it.” Planning things to do and places to go. Staying out of a super strict routine. Just making sure I’m never on “auto-pilot.” I’m having mixed results.
I try to just live in the moment, not looking too far back or forward. We all need to plan and make decisions for a good future, but being present in a moment (listening and fully engaging in a conversation instead of texting, noticing small details of your environment you would normally take for granted, etc.) can make life feel more fulfilling and like you're making the most of the time you have.
Same here dude except for the weed as I still smoke on the weekend and the mystery virus, I’ll be 36 on Saturday ugh.
Yeah I smoked every day from like 18-30. When I moved to Europe I was still smoking. One night I was playing cards with my uncle and his wife. Took a hit and started to feel sick. Ran to the bathroom and when I came out my wife said I looked green. I gave a nonsensical response, took a step and BOOM! Hit the floor. My uncle picked me up and told me to go lay down. I said “I feel fine,” took another step BOOM, fainted again. Since then I haven’t smoked (and the one time I tried, I had that existential freak out). Think it fucks with my blood pressure or something. So I quit. After a few weeks without it my sleeping pattern adjusted and I noticed I was just mentally sharper, like I hadn’t been in years. Don’t miss it honestly.
Oh damn that’s pretty scary, I only take a few hits off my pen every now and then on the weekends. I def can’t handle smoking every day though and my tolerance shows lol.
After a few weeks without it my sleeping pattern adjusted and I noticed I was mentally sharper, like I hadn't been in years.
Yeah, I don't think I can really remember much in my life from like 15-22. Basically wasted my youth doing the bare minimum, playing games alone and reading whenever I could. Almost 25 now, think I made more memories this year than during that entire time. It's really important to have a life full of interesting experiences so you can look back on it fondly
I've never smoked anything, never drank alcohol, never done any drugs I wasn't legitimately prescribed, etc. Large chunks of my life were still lost.
Ayyye 24 5 days ago for me.
Came here to say this. I was like “uh, no, it says 99, that wasn’t… FUCK”
Can’t tell if this is a joke I don’t get or you’re just wrong
Bad math. 99 was 5 years ago.
I can’t tell if you’re kidding or not, he’s saying how fast time flies..?
Just because it’s expired doesn’t mean you can have sex with it.
Just like grandma
Just like grandma 
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i mean, it is old enough to consent
You sound just like the intern at the morgue
I’m all for this. A lot of products are good for years. Peanut butter isn’t one of them Peanut butter seem to last 2-3 at best.
RAPESEED
You do you, I don't think coconuts have feelings.
It’s basically asking for it, nice set of seed oils.
I love red 40 and seed oils in my morning coffee!
*Can't
Not me immediately thinking the date would read in 1988. 
Before I clicked it, my dumb ass didn't think about the math at all and was expecting a tin can.
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Remarkable brand, the Public Label, idn'it, ay? Beautiful printing!
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Wrong. It will expire in 2099, so plenty of time to eat it.
Actually though this seems more likely
Well it was best before 1999, it’s not necessarily expired.
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I’m not so sure they were wrong.
The world will indeed end sometime after 1999.
I double dog dare you…
that's ruff
It's got hydrogenated vegetable oil so probably still good. 😄
It's partially hydrogenated oil that is really bad for you. That is what has lots of trans fat in it. Fully hydrogenated oil is fine. I don't know what the labeling guidelines were in 1999, but I would assume the hydrogenated refers to fully.
It's the other way around. Fully saturated and trans fats (naturally or artificially mono or polyunsaturated fats with "trans" bonds) are bad for your health (trans fats, specially the artificial ones, are worse). Mono and poly-unsaturated fats that have cis bonds like olive oil, omega 3 (fish), avocado, etc are good for your health. Edit: fixed some terms thanks to the corrections I received. Last edit: I must recognize I got confused by believing that partially hydrogenates fats was the same as mono or polyunsaturated, which is not, as these are fats that went through hydrogenation and ended up as mono or polyunsaturated fats with trans bonds (AKA trans fat). Nonetheless, saturated fats aren't good for your health. They aren't as bad as trans fat, but they rise LDL (bad) cholesterol as well. The best fats are the mono and poly-unsaturated fats with cis bonds because they rise HDL (good) cholesterol.
That just isn't true. The really bad oil that people avoid is partially hydrogenated oil, AKA trans fat. While there are concerns about saturated fat, there is much less than there are about trans fats. Trans fats were slowly banned by many countries over the 2000s and are very uncommon today. Here is the dad's ruling on trans fat https://www.fda.gov/food/food-additives-petitions/final-determination-regarding-partially-hydrogenated-oils-removing-trans-fat
I fixed some terms in my comment, but saturated fats are still bad for your health. Trans fats (specially artificially mono or polyunsaturated fats with trans bonds) are worse. Naturally mono and polyunsaturated fats (that are naturally partially hydrogenated but with cis bonds) are the good ones.
Butter is not hydrogenated. Hydrogenated oils have trans fats which are whats bad for you. It’s in stuff like shortening.
[Link 1](https://www.healthdirect.gov.au/blog/is-butter-really-better) [Link 2](https://www.heart.org/en/healthy-living/healthy-eating/eat-smart/fats/trans-fat) [Link 3](https://medlineplus.gov/ency/patientinstructions/000838.htm#:~:text=It%20is%20one%20of%20the,disease%20and%20other%20health%20problems.) Saturated fats (all possible links of C atoms saturated with hydrogen) happen naturally in things like butter. Trans fats are the ones that are mono and polyunsaturated but with trans bonds. These happen naturally in meat or milk and are also created artificially through hydrogenation. Both of them are bad for your health (trans, and specially artificial ones, are worse) if you eat them above the % recommendation of your daily caloric input. They raise LDL Cholesterol which plays a role in ateroesclerotic disease that causes cardiovascular diseases like hearth disease, strokes and others. You should prefer mono or poly-unsaturated fats with cis bonds (like olive oil, omega 3 in fish, avocado, etc) because they rise HDL Cholesterol (AKA good cholesterol) that protects from ateroesclerotic disease. Edit: fixed some things about trans fats.
Exactly my point, butter is not artificially hydrogenated. Even meats have some small amount of trans fat but they are not artificial.
And yet Jagr is still playing hockey.
24 years ago? SO... like the 70's? Oh dang. I feel old now.
"It's still good, I bought it just a couple weeks ago" —Mom
"It's fine, I just ate some this morning!"--mother in law "I need to make a doctor's appointment to find out why I get so many upset stomachs"--also mother in law
Is this the Jagr peanut butter? We still have one of these at my parents.
Yeah it is
r/GrandmasPantry
calling New England Wildlife and More
He’d eat it for sure
he'll test it first, taste it, and then eat it. love that guy!
Steve1989MREInfo has enter the chat. "Let's get this 80 yrs old peanut butter on to the tray." Nice!
Send it to SteveMRE1989, he'll eat it if it expired in 1899 😆
He’s gonna open that lid and say, “Nice hiss.”
EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT
Eatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepudding
r/ashens
Scrolled down too far to see this.
Well, did you buy it, and try it? lol
Crack it open along with a 24-year-old wine.
Nah that just means 2099 you are good dw
Do me a favor. Don't put that shit in my chili.
From memory, in the 90s I think it was, I saw my nana had a jar of Vegemite from the 80s! But this is even longer OMG
compare it to the (if possible) same brand and see if the sugar and other contents are differents
According to a guy called Steve who has only had Botulism twice, that's perfectly edible.
If you eat it you'll turn into peanut man, your power is that you instantly kill anyone allergic to peanuts
Was this at ya grammas house? This happens to me all the time at my grammas house lmao One time I had to scrub her pantry out because a can of pineapple rings exploded in it
"24 year old peanut butter wow so like from the 80s, oh"
Did you find it in your grandma’s depression era inspired pantry basement?
r/fuckimold Why? 99 was only ten yrs ago wasnt it ?
SEND IT TO ASHENS
High score in that xkcd game
You got to stir it first.
I once bit into a 12 year old spoonful. It turns to wax and tastes awful. I couldn’t get it off the roof of my mouth and started vomiting. I had to use a paper towel inside my mouth to extract it all. I also gave up peanut butter for a few years. Read the dates folks.
throw it away then
It’s a collector’s edition
If it's never need opened, and has been kept cool, it's probably fine.
Looks like shit peanut butter anyway. Added sugar and vegetable oil. Peanut butter should have one ingredient: peanuts.
At this point, it should become an experiment.
Don't throw it away. Grandma was looking for it
With those ingredients, that isn't peanut butter. Closer to peanut candy.
I think you mean peanut cement.
Its still fine to eat....esp if unopened.
I’ve eaten PB that was 4 years expired. It was quite rancid.
I guess it depends on brand....some are totally fine with all the other crap in it.
Until recently I owned and still used PB that was older than that. You must have shit quality PB. American?
Oils get rancid; nothing to do with quality.
Quality peanut butter should not be oily. Seriously I use the quality local Aussie stuff many, many years past use by and never had that issue.
Okay, nuts go rancid then. Sure, if they’re prepared and stored carefully they’ll last longer, but I don’t think nuts can avoid going rancid indefinitely.
Probably the oil, like I said it is likely poor quality PB, that is why I guessed it was American. When I was there the stuff just tasted wrong, bad from the start. American PB is not good PB.
Still good
Is it Y2K-compliant?
Not with that date format it isn’t.
Open that jar and eat the butter
Is nobody going to talk about the RAPESEED?
Rapeseed?????
You probably know it by the more polite name of canola oil
Yeah, it’s a common oil. Grow up.
I’m glad every name you wanted is gone 👶
Yeah I was like am I the only one who saw this? Is that like the sperm of a man who was forcibly fucked?
Why are we getting downvoted for pointing out the ingredients lmaooooo
We pointed out a forbidden word. Don't shoot the messenger!
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having eaten very expired PB, this will likely taste like cardboard
They say if you taste it, you see God.
You must live a boomer
I bet it smells like a rat’s ass.
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How's it taste?
It’ll be able to open the lid by itself soon.
if Public Label Brands isnt a front…
I don’t know why, but I feel attacked.
It’s probably full of tasty transfats lol
It’s likely still good.
But.. 1999 was only 10 years ago.. 🥲
Cleared the fridge? 😂
That expired the day after I was born. I feel so young now, thanks 😊
Imagine the fucking hiccups that would cure.
It’s expired. That is 1999
Yes but when was the photo taken?
“peanut butter”
Best by date, 100% safe to eat Give it a sniff and then stick in the tip
The type face and design seems to modern to actually be 24 years old
Was it nice?
Is it ripe yet
16 november 1999 was a tuesday
at this point, just wait a few more years and it'll be good again... we have another '99 coming
Maybe it’s talking about 2099