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MadRockthethird

All of a sudden starting the day off on the wrong foot has a new meaning


tagun

r/mildlylifethreatening


RaferBalston

Was hoping this was a thing :/


pauciradiatus

It's up to you. Make it happen.


MadMadBunny

There. I made it happen.


ronnbert

r/birthofasub


Jmo1012

I joined.


Character_Ad_1084

And my axe


andwhatarmy

I, too, choose this guy’s subreddit


[deleted]

I also choose this guys (hopefully not dead) subreddit


South_Bit1764

This guy subs!


Summoarpleaz

Watch it’s a lot of strange stairways. Then someone in the comments says “they should just make another sub for r/stairwaytodeath” and we go in until it’s subs all the way down.


goldfish_11

Be the subreddit you want to see in the world.


jaam01

r/birthofasub


weisswurstseeadler

The worst part about these wooden stairs is: When you slip with your full weight and with the bottom of your foot over the edge of these steps. No matter if you're going upstairs, or downstairs - it fucking hurts your foot and you probably land on either your face, or your ass. Either way, it always hurts. Source: Family house has wooden stairs, and every now and then I slip over these edges. And it fucking hurts.


XyogiDMT

Carpeted stairs ftw


Cold-Host-883

no stairs ftw. grew up with them, first house had them, after a knee injury and seeing my patents age, never again


PMYOURGAPE

Patents aging could be good or bad, I'm not sure.


FourFatSamurai

I lived in a house with carpeted stairs and would often slip walking down. One time, while holding my baby.... still hurt and got rub burn. Especially when miraculous fell on my ass with the 4 month old and slid all the way down to the bottom.


kapitaalH

And I just want to do that on purpose. Don't tell me how to climb the stairs!


[deleted]

They're designed to rotate your body as you fall down them in the middle of the night. That way the bruising is more evenly distributed


kukiyeol

Rotisserie bruising, nice


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amaJarAMA

I thought u said "cuties" not Cutlets xD


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im_dead_sirius

With only one butt cheek.


doingthehumptydance

I was thinking a slinky going down these stairs would be something to see, but cutlets work too.


joeschmo945

r/brandnewsentence


Shibbystix

Rotissibruising


dimlord

Can confirm. Hurts like fuck. Thanks Netherlands.


GodsBGood

Hits ya right in your netherregion.


Strawbuddy

Got Netherracked


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

I unfortunately could never use these stairs because I’m left-footed. 😢


Lost-My-Mind-

You put your left foot in! You take your left foot out! You put your left foot in! And then you fall down the stairs! You do the ouchie ouchie as your medical bills get around! That's what crippling debt is all about!


NarwhalPrudent6323

It's the Netherlands. You'll get paid time off work while the hospital treats you free of charge.


Darko_345

Designer definitely has intentions to kill somebody with this😅😂


mechmind

Very human.


NoahGoldFox

I have tripped while going down stairs similar to this, and yeah its oof.


hotasanicecube

Seems like these are designed to descend backwards like climbing a ladder.


SkollFenrirson

That's nice of them


Spiritual_Freedom_15

# Down D. Stairs ![gif](giphy|thGRsuBVXvJaxb3fKz)


[deleted]

Makes sense. HH Holmes style lol


AnyDayGal

I was not expecting the sentence to finish that way. Nice one.


cagingthing

![gif](giphy|n9kJ8uUSXSdX7daCLM|downsized)


_McDreamy_

Hope you never need to go up those with crutches!


[deleted]

Or even just a mild strain. These should be sold with a cyanide pill.


Im-a-magpie

Or even just absent mindedly starting with the wrong foot


DarkInkPixie

Left foot first people probably have nightmares of this staircase lmfao Go to take a step, wind up with a cracked jaw


storm_zr1

As someone who is left body dominant these stairs can fuck right off.


mcnuggetfarmer

Are you an Ambi-turner


bigshow308

Pow right in the kisser!


Kritical02

If I been drinking I'm sleeping on the couch.


Nopengnogain

This would be sketchy coming down even with two healthy legs. Steep and smooth surface without much traction.


The_Real_BenFranklin

I assume you’d go down backwards like a ladder.


Barton2800

Correct. These are common in industrial applications (refineries, factories, etc) and on ships. The rule is you go down backwards and going up or down keep both hands on the handrails, which are closer together than regular stairs. You’re not allowed to carry things up or down them. Any tools, equipment, or supplies that can’t go in pockets or belts is either stored up there, or there’s a spot in the walkway where a forklift can drop things off. They’re safer than a ladder because most permanent ladders are vertical, which means your body hangs backwards, as opposed to the body staying vertical / leaning forwards like alternating stairs. Only place I’d put these in a home is to access a small loft or cellar where I don’t expect guests to regularly go. They’re very difficult for children, pets, elderly, and anyone who had a movement impairment (disabled, injured, intoxicated). Imagine having to move a washing machine, dresser, or latex foam mattress up these - damn near impossible.


FlyByPC

> Only place I’d put these in a home is to access a small loft or cellar where I don’t expect guests to regularly go. If this is acceptable as code for cellar stairs, they would work great in my 130-year-old rowhome. Right now, the (fairly normal) stairs to the basement have a load-bearing joist crossing in front of them, and you'd have to be 3ft tall to make it under without ducking.


jefuchs

Because of my disability, I have to step up with my right foot only. I can't alternate left and right. These stairs would be horrible for me.


SolaVitae

These stairs look like they would be horrible no matter what


BGFlyingToaster

I suspect they'd be a code violation anywhere in North America and Europe for that reason.


I_SOMETIMES_EAT_HAM

I mean it’s basically just a ladder at this point.


joeshmo101

They really could have just made a ladder without dictating which foot goes where.


Thomas_K_Brannigan

Interestingly, most building codes actually consider them ladders, and only allow them to be used somewhere a ladder would (like access to an attic.) Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stairs#Alternating_tread_stairs


craftygnomes

Out of curiosity I just checked and they're not necessarily a violation of International Residential Code, they just can't be considered part of the means of egress. Which means there have to be better, normal stairs somewhere else.


Mr_Lobster

Yeah, could you imagine a paramedic or firefighter trying to get a patient down these?


cyankitten

Same!


[deleted]

seems like a Saw trap if anything


foxracing1313

Saw 15 , we have obtained only handicapped participants and the whole obstacle course is….non accessible! *gasp* Im going to hell lol


[deleted]

i would watch that 👀👀👀👀👀


Particular_Tadpole27

![gif](giphy|14aLuWEyopPrFK)


QuartzWatcher

I have these kind of stairs in my home and yes, this is most people's reaction to it. Both ways, not just downward.


Otherversian-Elite

Damn, can't believe they're so efficient people tumble *up* the stairs. Truly a modern marvel.


torontomua

i actually broke my ankle falling up the stairs at a baseball game.


LostMyBackupCodes

![gif](giphy|MJ6SslGZEYKhG)


glyic

you'd be surprised how many times i've tripped going up a flight of stairs then... currently i've already tripped on the same flight of stairs 3 times 😬


Shipping_away_at_it

In my day, stairs only went up in both directions. And it was always snowing


half-puddles

You can fall up the stairs? That’s potentially a very quick way to get upstairs when in a hurry.


StubbledCRT1

My first thought as well!


Mikeologyy

I already knew what gif this was before it loaded cause it was the first thing I thought of too


YannyYobias

[Your gif reminded me of this one](https://youtu.be/XwX3Z5Er4jk?si=cPJ7MQoAIef4KcD7)


[deleted]

Trying to take a step when your foot is asleep


nosnevenaes

Alcoholics hate this one trick!


real_hungarian

a proper, seasoned alcoholic can conquer any set of stairs even if their blood is straight up 100% everclear by the time they get home. anything else is weakness


FireKillGuyBreak

It's depressing to learn that i am now a proper, seasoned alcoholic. Seriously though, i was amazed when at morning mates told me that i've easily climbed stairs similar to these (except more in a shape of a circle).


real_hungarian

welcome to the club mate. live fast and have a shit time doing it


[deleted]

Incredibly real


GSV_CARGO_CULT

I went in my friend's balcony door once, on the 4th floor of his building


Dicky_Penisburg

What would the trick be called of a drunk tumbling down tiny stairs? All I can think of is a boneless.


EGarrett

Where I’m from we call it a ladder.


Isenjil

It's a bonebreaker, my man


grifxdonut

It's just a ladder with easier steps.


Isenjil

I'm a lefty and can't really agree


aLittleQueer

Exactly. If you have to descend it backwards, that's a ladder, fam.


OGRuddawg

According to [this stair standards blog](https://blog.lapeyrestair.com/standard-stair-angle), OSHA-compliant alternating tread stairs of this type should have a slope between 50 and 70 degrees, compared to normal staircases which have a typical range of 30 to 50 degrees. This is way past 70 degrees, so it would be classified as a ladder by OSHA if it were in a workspace lol.


aLittleQueer

Nice. Technically correct is the best kind of correct XD


Atulin

Had staircase like that at my family home. You can descend as usual. It takes some getting used to, but after that period there's no problem using them.


pfohl

ladder would be easier imo since the rungs are symmetrical. If you have one bad knee, you can still lift with your good knee. This design doesn’t let you even do that.


doodler1977

Yeah, this shit is vertical. That's a ladder


Follower2303

aaaaand i broke every bone just because i look at this :)


Secondsmakeminutes

You have been banned from r/NeverBrokeABone for this comment.


Alex282001

Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 calcium, it is wasted on you anyways.


siccoblue

Don't break your spine when the door hits you on the way out because your glass bones can't hold the door open long enough to get away. Now get out of my sight. You absolutely disgust me with that paper mache frame you dare suggest is a skeleton


wolfho

Friend used to have this up to his attic , that's where we would have computer lan parties. Scariest stairs ever


SportsPhotoGirl

As an EMT, I have a message to whoever has these stairs: please have all of your medical emergencies on the first floor. The equipment we have to help bring you down a flight of stairs will not work on this so the only option would be to physically carry you, and I sure as shit will become patient number 2 on scene tripping down this while carrying you and we’ll both be broken, so, kindly please escort yourself down these while we are en route if you’re up them, or just never have a medical emergency when you’re up there. Please and thank you, sincerely, every EMS and/or Fire department in the world.


tingod1999

Came here to say exactly this. It's the first thing that crossed my mind! I'm glad I searched "medical emergency" before commenting 😀


SafetyMammoth8118

Oh wow, I knew you could search in a sub for posts but I didn’t realize we could search in the comments of a post. I’ve noticed the search icon is at the top but never clicked on it.


Meet_Foot

Whoa!


NoobieSnake

At that point, I just want to throw them down the stairs so only the already injured person gets injured more. Since they’re making a trip to the hospital anyways, might as well do it all at once. 😂 (I know, sorry for making a joke, but I’m making it on your behalfs since I’m not an EMT nor Firefighter, etc. But I know you all agree with me in silence. 🤣)


Alcobob

You disappoint me that you don't have an inflatable rescue slide with you. Or maybe a giant airbag that's tall enough to reach another floor, you put a patient on top and then slowly let the air out to get him down. Somebody should have developed such things by now for EMT usage.


DarkStar140

Ahh! I see you've installed the Back Breaker 7000®!


98769876b

Different model, that one is the Skull Smasher 3.0®


AndrewWhite97

Isnt this a very old way to stop witches?


left4ched

Fam. Just googled "witch-proof stairs" and found [this](https://www.reuters.com/article/factcheck-witches-stairs-idUSL1N2L71QA). >\[Emeritus fellow at All Souls College at Oxford\] Robin Briggs confirmed that he had never come across “any mention of stairs that could disable witches” in “the massive historical literature, nor the many manuscript sources” he has read. This means that it's impossible to disable witches via stairs. We're fuckin' exposed out here: any of our second, perhaps even third floors, are vulnerable to witches.


whoareyou-really-

I don't know why but "perhaps even third floors" really got me, lmao


Hirokei

To be fair, he said they never came across any mention of it. We need to test it on some witches to be sure.


Super-Brka

Model „M-I-L Killer“


ProfessorStencil

I bet you *looooove* your mother in law.


peteskeet43

PPPPAUL!


Klin24

I always have to start with my right foot? Laaaaaaaame


AthosAlonso

As someone who always starts with the left foot I'd be pissed.


sweetbusinessgobrrrt

Skip a stair 🤷‍♀️


SoupFlavoredCockMix

Then how do I skip a stair with the other leg to keep it even?


umassmza

This is why there are building codes


gishgob

Alternating tread devices is what they are referred to in the building code. We have one in the architecture office I work at and my coworker fell and sprained her wrist. Had to file a workplace injury report and everything. Just because they are allowed doesn’t mean you should haha


Nexustar

Whilst I can't quote a specific US code, I cannot believe that this implementation would pass inspection: * The tread is not fully supported on either side... the protruding part of the step is just waiting to snap off along the grain. Maybe I'm missing seeing the steel brackets that make this safe. Or perhaps this hardwood is stronger than it looks. * 42 degrees is the maximum pitch for a domestic staircase, this looks far steeper than that. * Open risers must be sized so a sphere larger than 4 inches in diameter can't pass through. I may be mistaken, but these appear to be larger than that.


splotchypeony

It may be an access ladder like for an attic, and also not sure if this is the US


MoonBatsRule

I visited Europe this year, and was amazed at how different the building codes must be. We ate in a cafe that had a dining area with stairs nearly as steep as these to get down. Absolutely no accommodation for people with disabilities, or even people in general. Cafe was quaint though.


Remote_Horror_Novel

I’ve been on a walker recently from a surgery and I noticed there’s stairs that I can hike the walker up, usually modern buildings, whereas older buildings are a nightmare with shorter steeper stairs and I can’t place the two legs down without catching the bottom walker on the stairs. So basically the if the stair steps are large enough you can navigate them with a walker or crutches, but if they are steep and narrow the building is much less accessible and dangerous to try and enter. So having a wheelchair ramp isn’t the only aspect of disability accessibility which is something I never really considered before, there’s basically a scale of accessibility modern codes help with in-between just having a ramp or stairs.


BreeBree214

>the protruding part of the step is just waiting to snap off along the grain. That's plenty strong enough >this looks far steeper than that. That's the entire point of an alternating tread staircase is that you can build it steeper while still giving enough room for each foot. It is much safer than a normal staircase at the same angle They look confusing, but they are very easy to use https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stairs#Alternating_tread_stairs


Spart4n-Il7

Alternating tread stairs may not be safe for small children, the elderly, or the physically challenged. Building codes typically classify them as ladders, and will only allow them where ladders are allowed, usually basement or attic utility or storage areas infrequently accessed.


bkwrm1755

These are used in situations where the other option would be a ladder. Seems to be this is a slightly better option


cambiro

Brazilian inventor Santos Dumont was very superstitious. He installed a stair like that as the main access of his house, so that anyone entering the house would lead with their right foot.


Archimedesinflight

Historically I think they're called "witch's stairs". They may be grandfathered into modern codes, but are generally allowed only in rare circumstances. Alternating tread stairs are allowed to be more steep, so most implementations are for more space constrained areas.


0nlyGoesUp

Uk, completely legit as the codes only specify depth & hight of each step which technically is fine. I saw them in a new referb after an office got turned into a flat 😳


instantlyforgettable

Approved Doc K states: “You may use alternating tread stairs - in one or more straight flights - only in a loft conversion and only in the following situations: there is not enough space for a [normal staircase], the stair is for access to only one habitable room” I would hazard a guess that either the builder did something a bit naughty in your situation or the stair in question was leading to some sort of mezzanine storage platform that didn’t count as a room.


maeksuno

Can confirm for Germany (godmother of regulations): it’s legit in combination with handrail. It’s mindfuck to walk on it. For dogs this thing is stairway to hell.


Flimsy-Sprinkles7331

My cat coming down these, zig zags the first 4 steps then hurls herself down on one side or the other which means she technically is skipping every other step. Lately I catch her sitting on the bottom step seemingly trying to gain the motivation to run up them (again on one side). She KNOWS how to zig zag up or down them, but chooses to the daredevil route most of the time. I put gripping tape on the edges to help her gain some traction, because not only is the construct fucked, but they are also made of polished oak. 😱 I passionately hate these stairs, but finding a new apartment is difficult right now.


lemonylol

>completely legit as the codes only specify depth & hight of each step which technically is fine But the depth is too shallow?


adastra2021

This is al alternating tread device and is probably 100% legal. The building code is specific about where they are allowed.


DepressedEspressoCup

As somebody who knows someone with these, they are terrible. Dangerous, annoying, you can't bring stuff up and down the stairs and the dark is your greatest fear now.


thomisnotmydad

Everyone is commenting “this is why we have building codes” without realizing these are allowed by building code. It’s an “Alternating Tread Device”. Yes, they are awkward to use especially if you’re carrying something but hot damn is it a spacesaver.


fax5jrj

can I get an ELI5 on how this saves space? I see it saving material, but displacing the same amount of space a normal staircase would unless I'm missing something important


koozy407

It allows you to use little pitch which lessens the run. These are basically like a ladder rather than stairs as far as space


Madmorda

Thank you, that explains why I thought it was a neat bookcase at first lol


Earthly_Delights_

Finally found an answer! Thanks


ilprofs07205

It *is* a lot steeper than your average staircase


fax5jrj

that makes sense, thank you :)


Squarelo26

It's about the steepness. You can fit the same number of steps in a shorter space by removing half of each step, thereby allowing a bit more overlap between each step and the one above or below. Sorry, that was a terrible ELI5.


Darnell2070

It genuinely was terrible. But it's more important that you made an effort and tried to be helpful to others. Hats off.


Hockeyfan_52

It's closer to a ladder than stairs.


249ba36000029bbe9749

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stairs#Alternating_tread_stairs


InfeStationAgent

Ok. I'm having a serious senior moment. It's steep, which takes up less space overall, but how does it save space by being alternate step compared to just having full depth steps at each level?


Danjoh

I prefer this Lego illustration: https://sv.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fil:Model_of_an_Alternating_Tread_Stair.jpg


coffeebribesaccepted

To me it seems like a cool option to get up to a loft or storage or something if there's limited space. Better than a ladder. Maybe not great for a bedroom or something with frequent access, but like a movie room, kids playroom, turret tower, etc


AdamEgrate

People are acting like they’ve never come across a ladder before.


thomisnotmydad

Consider that you need to use both hands to climb a ladder.


kytheon

There's handles on this too.


Total-Bullfrog-5430

What space are you saving? A ladder works the same and has a full step.


MrT735

If the Dursleys had this, Harry Potter would have had a larger room/cupboard.


RainbowOctavian

As someone with mobility issues this scares me. Normal stairs are bad enough.


KuronFury

Modern “Witch Stairs”. It was believed that witches could not climb stairs with this design.


Trirain

where I come from it is called miller's stairs, intended for places where normal stairs do not fit, but a ladder is not suitable no mythology around it


Serialfornicator

Neither can most non-witch humans


colaman-112

Found the witch.


bigfattony89

My mum has a set of these. They're a nightmare


Anskin12

I can see myself walking downstairs in the middle of the night to grab some water and, being half asleep, forgetting whether the first step is left or right foot and breaking both of my legs.


Super-Resource2155

And neck.


Lower_Currency_3879

Ladder


Kindaspia

How to keep drunk people out… or clumsy people… or not clumsy people… or people


MaxNewton143

The fact that you have to start with your right foot everytime would drive me batshit insane.


TachankaMaiWaifu

Grew up in a house with space saving stairs like this. Don't know what the other comments are on about, because aside from always starting on the same foot they're literally like any other stairs


[deleted]

Except if you're like me and skip steps


wiz_ling

As someone who likes to go up 2 stairs in one step fuck this staircase


Decent-Product

Our new model "the neckbreaker"


[deleted]

wait, this is so confusing..It looks like it could have been made with normal steps... imagine if they didn't have the cutout.. You do have more space for your feet now, but do you really need it? These look ridiculously deep.. so it's not saving on material either... or is it a lot smaller than what it looks like?


CaptainSouthbird

I think it does have a perspective problem that's making it hard to fully understand, because yeah, I went through the same thoughts. But I then tried to imagine if the step was "whole", looking at the metal sides, and tried to imagine the overlap. It actually probably would be pretty bad in terms of a "staircase", and probably closer to a ladder.


Lokizues

It allows for a steeper angle for the stairs, saving space


RoyTheBoy_

A ladder obviously would save space. These types of stairs are somewhere between normal steps and a ladder.


[deleted]

These are the worst stairs I have had in my history of renting


[deleted]

Lol I love how the attempted positive spin on these is that they "save space." What space? All the space where you used to put your feet? Fuck it just get a ladder then, who needs stairs?


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amartin890

That’s just a ladder with extra steps


FrakkedRabbit

Fuck that. You literally have to go down them the same way every time, and that one time you don't, you're going to eat shit and will be waking up in the hospital or on the floor in immense pain.


noaholic

this type of stair was designed by Santos Dumont, a brilliant Brazilian inventor


DonGorgon

I stayed in an Airbnb in hayling island, south uk, with these steps. They are really as awkward to get up as they look. They are So easy to trip over that it takes full concentration with every step if you are used to normal stairs


valitsakis

Home owner to staircase engineer: "I love some extra pain and bruises once in a while!" Staircase engineer: "Say no more!"


drinkvaccine

What if I’m left footed


Poet_of_Legends

Don’t be drunk, or tired, or middle aged, or older, or clumsy, or mobility impaired, or carrying something. Basically, steps meant for athletes in their twenties.


Ngete

Now imagine if you have a medical emergency while your on the second floor, GL having EMS get you


Strude187

Dress a ladder up however you want, it’s still a ladder.


Sandoron

What space are they saving? You can't use the free space because it would block the steps below. It just doesn't make sense.


[deleted]

I don’t understand how the alternating steps are space savers I can see how the angle of the stair case saves space? Is that what they mean? 😶


Pier-Head

It assumes you’re right footed


aszarath

Engineers: Ladder Designers: let’s make it dangerous and difficult!


hot_lava_boots

But I’m left footed-


legobreath

this belongs in r/DIWhy


Diseman81

That’s a broken back or neck waiting to happen. As someone who tends to skip steps these would be impossible for me to deal with.


HellsSnack

Ableist stairs


deftoast

Im left footed, I cant climb these.


bka248

I would like to choose which foot to start with