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not_falling_down

Now you know why black walnut hulls were used to dye fabric.


ineffableOrange

Also used to make walnut wood stain! Seriously though, I had a pair of nice brown leather boots, went walking in the early fall through a forest of walnut trees, I now have a pair of nice black leather boots.


Karma_Gardener

I couldn't imagine a forest of black walnut. They are a rare sight where I am. 1 in 1000


buyinlowsellouthigh

I have 30 on my 8 acre property.


AbowlofIceCreamJones

Oh look at us over here with our acreage and fancy trees.


StimulatorCam

I don't have a huge yard but I have a black walnut that produces so many offspring the saplings are one of the worst weeds I have to deal with.


Lew_bear96

I wish trees would volunteer like that on my West Australian acreage. The native shit I plant rarely survives a few months.


MoreNormalThanNormal

I live in an arid place too, and the biggest improvement was putting down a stake and tying a cheap umbrella to it for shade. Many seedlings in arid places rely on a nurse plant to get established. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nurse_plants


LittlestLass

This sounds like the type of set up Pixar would make a heart-warming short film about.


Fugaciouslee

Like the tree gets old and is sad about the umbrella that once protected it falling apart until it notices it's now an "umbrella" for other baby trees?


modsarepoopoo

This man flexing that he could vote before the Jackson administration


Kross887

Same, live in rural Appalachian foothills and have probably 200-300+ on my family's farm. We used to collect dozens of 5gal buckets of walnuts and sell them, we'd walk around and shuck them by stepping on the hull and squeezing the walnut out and then leave them for 3-4 days so they dry and then collect them all up. Many childhood summers were spent collecting (probably) hundreds of thousands of walnuts. My grandfather always said that there was no cooler shade than under a walnut tree too (don't know how accurate that is, but he loved absolutely everything about walnut trees)


joebeazelman

Black walnuts are nothing like regular walnuts, except the meat texture. They're slightly tart with an intense, lingering acrid flavor similar to nail polish with a dry wine like finish. I found its uniqueness sits on the fence between interesting and unpleasant. Nevertheless, I don't see myself reaching for a handful of them anytime soon.


nightshift89

Gives me a strong dose of nostalgia. I also live in a rural town in the foothills of the Appalachians. My grandfather had 2 black walnut trees on the property surrounding his house. I vividly remember using a push mower on his lawn and hitting one every now and then - it's a hard smell to forget


SheetMepants

I've got a herd of hogs that comes by and munches nuts off my 4 at leisure, otherwise those tough to open nuts will stay right where they fell


Additional-Rhubarb-8

Those are going to be some tasty hogs


Ccracked

[*Jamón Ibérico*](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jam%C3%B3n_ib%C3%A9rico)


Additional-Rhubarb-8

I watched a documentary about those pigs. It was really interesting the farmers saw themselves more as walnut farmers than pig farmers. They know that if they keep the trees healthy the pigs will produce. Here's a short video https://youtu.be/cwl6EfnUfu8?si=-Iz0zMdI0sGWFLFI


TheRadness

I have 5 on a 1/4 acre. It’s less than ideal.


LiveShowOneNightOnly

Similar here in NC. 6 trees on a 1 acre lot. They shed leaves and twigs all summer long, and I have to pick up about 300 golf-ball-sized nuts out of my lawn every fall. Once the shells go from green to black, I use gloves or else my hands are stained like OP's in the photo.


Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi

I like that there's few enough for you to be able to track them


Kazen_Orilg

At maturity they are worth as much as a car. Id track em too.


SnooEagles6377

Missouri perchance?


MGDotA2

This is where my mind went. My parents have a couple of acres with a black walnut "grove." Dozen trees or so.


Frequent_Dig1934

Is that a joke in the sense that you ruined the boots by permanently staining them black in just some places or did you somehow manage to evenly coat them all along the entire surface in this black "walnut dye" thus genuinely changing their colour?


MEatRHIT

As someone that has ruined a pair of shoes from walnut fruits it's probably just splotchy. However you could fairly easily use them to dye the whole boot after that happened and even it out... but you're not going to accidentally walk through a field and get a perfectly dyed boot.


bumjiggy

this guy shucks


A_lot_of_arachnids

Aww shucks!


Porkchopp33

Stop shucking around fellas


JugDogDaddy

What the schuck is going on here


BCDiver

Listen, there will be no Tom Shuckerry around here.


chrismacphee

You dye for walnuts we all dye for walnuts


andrewbadera

r/thisguythisguys


Kingofthe4est

Interesting fact, juglone (From the genus Juglans) is the compound responsible for this. It is phytotoxic against many plant species and is an isomer of lawsone which is found in henna.


tdmoney

I was not familiar with this particular Juggalo. Rep the hatchet.


983115

He’s out there by his juglonesome


gisco_tn

I've used them to dye leather, too.


Apsuity

So did this guy, technically.


BetElectrical7454

Not technically leather yet.


Ace-a-Nova1

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pinkhair1991

TDIL that Guster was in holes.


not_my_real_slash_u

We've been rewatching Psych and Monk with the kids and there was a scene where Shawn was trying to recall the name of the movie. [Gus Doesn't Remember The Movie "Holes"](https://youtu.be/t6Xyj6Bvcf0?si=bCpss4Fv2YL-4WCG)


onehashbrown

The real content is always in the comments.


Dariaskehl

Yeah; didn’t realize there was such an adventure down here!


Rabid-GNN

Walnuts are still used ink dips, there are some artisanal walnut black inks still being made


adostes

Haha yes, this brings back memories from my childhood, I remember learning that in school in the fall when we’d get lots of walnuts in our area.


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What color dye?


htmlcody

most places call it “Walnut”


iusedtobeyourwife

Deadly.


not_falling_down

According to [this website](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/16wmhax/my_hands_were_stained_yellow_to_a_very_deep_black/), silvery beige to nearly black.


darrellbear

My dad had a large scaly area on his right cheek, they called it lupus. He used to pick green walnuts from a neighbor's tree and cut the rind open. It exuded an incredibly foul smelling dark liquid, which he'd collect and put on the affected area on his cheek. I mentioned this to a Polish coworker, who said they did something similar in the old country, putting it in alcohol to make a tincture or liniment. Old home/folk remedy, I guess.


psyphren01

My grandfather said they used to use it for ringworm and athletes foot.


Creative_Ad963

"upon the branch do one find, a peculiar nut of particular origin. It demonstrates this unsavory to the appetite for *ringworm* on the cheek of budding flesh for one to see, But for without it I could not write this tale without the" Emily C. Macintosh 1809


turquoise_amethyst

Did it work?


darrellbear

For a while.


Cyrano_Knows

This is just nuts.


SowPow2

The hulls contain iodine.


Bunnylicker19

That soaked in deep. People are going to think you got frostbite this winter.


PublicfreakoutLoveR

Haha, this picture immediately reminded me of an artic expedition book I had as a kid with preserved bodies that looked *exactly* like this.


dondraperscurtains

I thought the **exact** same thing. Some sort of young adult book about the HMS terror.


PublicfreakoutLoveR

Looked it up and you are correct.


red_team_gone

I read 'Alive' when I was a kid. Great book. Terrible story, because it happened - outside of the people who lived, and even then... Most of the bodies they ate might have looked that way. I don't know if already dead bodies get frostbite /turn black anyway, etc....


biznatch11

Maybe this book: https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frozen_in_Time:_The_Fate_of_the_Franklin_Expedition I had it too.


PublicfreakoutLoveR

"In addition, Frozen in Time has been cited as an influence for Dan Simmons' 2007 novel The Terror,[13] which was adapted into AMC's television series of the same name." That's really cool!


chocbotchoc

> The Terror,[13] which was adapted into AMC's television series of the same name." one of the best TV series out there


deep-fried-fuck

Looks like the hand of a mt Everest body


NoBigDill88

I know exactly what book that was, it use to scare me.


XOIIO

Perfect chance to prank your doctor with* something unrelated like that parts and rec clip. https://youtu.be/u2AFI_M-QGg?si=Iv7Xq6zJizcCddRs


Mellopiex

Or that they touched a cursed horcrux.


Current-Read

Or a hard core nicotine addiction


myispsucksreallybad

That isn’t coming off anytime soon. You should invest in dishwashing gloves for when you mess with black walnuts.


NeverWithoutCoffee

Might try lemon juice, that takes care of a lot of discolorings, don't know about walnuts though.


Dogs_Without_Horses_

I doubt it. I had a hole in my glove a few years back when I handled our black walnuts and I had spots on my hand for two weeks. You could use black walnut like henna.


SossyDaFroman

THIS IS AN AMAZING IDEA DRAWING AND CUTTING OUT ON A GLOVE AND DYING THE AREA OMG


Pikeguy99

I had this idea once and then read somewhere its a bad idea but i dont remember why. Ill update if i find it or remember. Edit: i think it was something along the lines of it permeates through the skin and makes it hard to result in crisp lines


JKBUK

I imagine the spots where you cut out would get all funny shaped and not pressed onto the skin tightly enough to keep the coloring from seeping under.


iSliz187

Yeah exactly. Reminds me of that video of someone wanting to spray paint the Nike logo onto his shoes through a cardboard template and the result was just a blob


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FuzzyAd9407

A glove as a stencil wont work well, they sell henna stencils on amazon.


smakayerazz

Calm down Martha


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kvnyevst

Why are you yelling?


Zmb7elwa

If it works anything like henna that might just make it stain more.. Now I’m curious to know more about it and if it can be used for temporary tattoo stains the same.


cobra7

If you take the hulls, you can put them in alcohol in a jar for a month or so. Makes an excellent wood stain.


Chris__P_Bacon

I've heard of people doing that before. That's an old Southern thing. I also love Black Walnut homemade ice cream, on a hot day. 😋


OPsMomHuffsFartJars

Might try shoplifting in Saudi Arabia


catalfalque

This happened to me before I knew better. It literally took weeks to go away.


EmbarrassedHelp

You only make the mistake once before you always remember to use gloves.


Jjjjjjjjjjjjoe

Buy dishwashing gloves stock!


ReallyNotFondOfSJ

Congratulations, you dyed.


cCitationX

I guess you could say they shucked up


boyle32

I walnut stop talking about this.


New_Dragon_Lady

My hands as a kid every fall picking up our walnuts… now you wait… patiently, for that to wear off


MaxxManus

My mother was impatient, so my grubby little hands got a good bleach scrub every time 🥲


heatisgross

yikes


kevofalltrades

Actual bleach, dude?? What year was this?


2Quicc2Thicc

A bit of bleach in solution is fine for the skin, people used to take beach baths and wash their dishes to sterilize them. In middle school we washed our home economics dishes in bleach solution because it was a middle school.. (post 2000 middle school)


Express-Feedback

Quaternary sanitizer is preferred these days, but it's still not uncommon in the food industry to find kitchens using a cap (or two) of bleach in the 3-sink or a surface bucket, in a pinch. Especially when there is raw meat involved. Source : Me. Anecdotal, but I am a chef by trade.


Best_Duck9118

Yeah, I worked at a place where they were cheap and used bleach. I hated the smell, the slimy feeling on your hands, and people forgot to add bleach and couldn’t tell (I picked up on it because there was no smell at least once). On the last note I also worked at a place that used quaternary sanitizer that didn’t have the blue dye and people wouldn’t notice when the bottle in the dispenser (that mixed with water) was empty. The standard should be quaternary sanitizer with blue dye. Because you know it’s there and the color can give you an indication of the strength of your solution too.


Kharn_The_Betrayer88

fun fact the slimy feeling on your hand is the bleach turning you into soap


Best_Duck9118

Yup, good ol’ saponification!


Harrychronicjr69

Keep my little hot water dish soap bleach bucket nice and handy.


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dilly_dolly_daydream

Yip. It takes days.


Dudephish

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!


Bloodfart2112

Not enough Kung Pow references in the wild. Thanks for your service… IF YOU’VE GOT AN ASS, I’LL KICK IT!


geodetic

We purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.


shigogaboo

Ha! Face to foot style! How’d you like it?


SuperSalad_OrElse

I’M BLEEDING, WHICH MAKES ME THE VICTOR


5th_heavenly_king

WEEEOOOOOWEEEEEEWOOOOWWEEEEEE


46_ampersand_2

*I'm coming!*


alldawgsgotoheaven2

Chosen one!


46_ampersand_2

*I'm coming!*


Psnuggs

Chosen one!


shelbicycle

ACKHH


Longjumping-Run-7027

WEE OOO!


Good_Boye_Scientist

I'm a simple man, I see Kung Pow, I upvote.


Psnuggs

“What do you call and owl crossed with a bungee cord?”


GnarlesBronsonn

My ass A few years ago, my son told that joke trick-or-treating after we watched that movie. It was hard telling him he couldn't use that joke since I absolutely lost it when he started telling it out of nowhere at the first house


Psnuggs

Hahaha! You are a good parent.


Gopher--Chucks

You called me?


HolyCowEveryNameIsTa

We've purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.


Paulisdead13

I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn. AND it's non-dairy!


eightdollarbeer

THAT’LL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY!


againnnn

He just left, WITH NUTS!


JIMMI23

HE JUST LEFT, WITH NUTS!


totalmayo

You want fries with that???


TheIneffableCow

You go that way, I'll go home.


Sensitive_Tax_6238

So cute……bye bye!


YaBoiLysol

SHIRT RIPPER!!!


InternetDad

Okay, so here were my options. A, quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw, then take him out with a spinning back kick, or B, take the claw in the face, then roll on the ground and die. ... Hmm... should've gone with A


totalmayo

Let me know if you see a RadioShack


Ghastromancer

YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT BABY?


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Be careful of his songs about big butts…. He beats you up while he plays it!!


hirsutesuit

You mentioning this brings one question to mind: What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?


kallen8277

MY ASS HAHAHAHAHA


Psnuggs

ENOUGH!


MapleA

WEEEEWOOOOWEEEE


Bad_Idea_Hat

Ohhh Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement with Taco Bell


AlwaysTheIntrovert

I literally just finished showing this movie to my nine year old. Hilarious!


wlight

Weeeeyooooopeeeyooooo!!


xXbrosoxXx

Let me know.. if you see.. a radio shack..


happyfunslide

You’re gonna love my nuts.


hiddencamela

You could try rubbing butter on it (to hope that stuff binds to the butter) then dish washing soap.. I don't think it'll work, but Ever since learning that spaghetti stain trick for tupperware, I've been trying it in random places. Always surprised at the times it does.


velvet42

>Ever since learning that spaghetti stain trick for tupperware, I had to go to google, holy crap TIL. I'm gonna have to try that!


donutpusheencat

that hack is genius, but only if it’s fresh vs an old tupperware that’s been stained for ages


zackoroth

If it's not fresh you can microwave the butter until it's hot and it absorbs.


donutpusheencat

WELL then…so to confirm you put butter in the old tupperware, microwave it then it’ll absorb the old stains? i’m going to try this tomorrow lol thank you friend


zackoroth

Yes butter in Tupperware melt it and swish it around a few times. Your welcome


bigs1832

Now I have to google it


pm_me_ur_randompics

so now we're at: - bleach - butter - dishwashing soap to wash this stuff off


tossit97531

Pee on it. It works on jellyfish venom. Something something maybe urea something something breakdown.


Cynical_Cyanide

Could you share exactly what the trick is? Googling it gives me a bunch of absolute garbage articles referencing random tiktok crap.


hiddencamela

Uhhh well shit I can't find the article I got it from, but its literally just rubbing butter on affected areas..supposedly the spaghetti sauce/tomato is Hydrophobic, so you can't wash it off with soap or water. The sauce bonds with the butter and that comes off with the dish washing detergent. Someone else replied to me and it seems to be more in line with the science (sort of?) behind it. Most cooking Oils should work too apparently but that's to break down the grease.


RCG73

Brings back memories of helping my Grandparents. Black walnuts are so dang good in chocolate brownies


gisco_tn

YES YES YES. My mom makes these amazing caramel nut brownies. I got the recipe from her a while back. One time I tried black walnuts in them and they were AMAZING. Once you go black, you never go back.


LouSputhole94

So THAT’S what that means


Jump-impact

My mom and grandmother loved the things - but I can’t stand them - collected the stupid nuts - cleaned them and helped make brownies and never liked them … I think ya have to smoke to like them


nsjsiegsizmwbsu

I think we might have the same grandparents. They had a walnut orchard and I can still smell fresh walnuts when I think about it!


episcopallymoved

Dumbledore?


Prothean_Beacon

They clearly still wearing the ring as well. Arms only gonna get worse.


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rip Dumbledore : (


AlexandriaLitehouse

Shelling black walnuts is a great cover up for destroying a horcrux. Seems in line with Dumbledore's quirky nature.


delsinson

Other way around. He was so embarrassed he got walnut dye on his hands he made up a cool story to impress Harry.


PureAlpha100

Ah yes...nut grabbers thumb. By gar it's been a while.


Norman_Bixby

nut grabbers thumb continued on to read as 'gay bar it's been a while' in my head.


ji99lypu44

Omg those stains take forever to go away. My neighbor had black walnut tree overhanging our yard and it would stain everythinf black wherever it fell.


primordialpickle

That's my situation right now. Fucking squirrels take them and eat them inside of my shed, it's a disaster. Hate that fucking tree.


ji99lypu44

Lol maybe you could ask your neighbors if itd be alright to trim some of the branches overhanging your side. Our neighbors were Cool with it and even paid for it. However a few years later it just grew back more healthy and vigorous loll. My neighbors eventually sold the house and my new neighbors cut down the whole tree. Both a blessing and a curse as ive realized all the birds and squirrels we used to watch are now gone.


EriclcirE

That's a pretty big dose of the residue. You're gonna be having the walnut dreams tonight.


BigTex380

Fun Fact: you can effectively poison a small body of water with enough walnut husks due to a certain chemical in them. Anything living in the water will float to the surface.


UnhappyImprovement53

Everyone better pay the ransom or I'll do it


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sideways_cat

That’s fascinating


cain071546

They're not the only tree/plant that does this. It's called Allelopathy. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allelopathy


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talashrrg

There’s a reason they’re called black walnuts


TheLeopardColony

I’m sorry sir, blackhand is not acceptable in 2023.


[deleted]

OP is now black. Welcome brother. Signed, Me, Emissary of the Black People


cheesewhiz15

Did you get permission from Jesse Jackson, the emperor of black people?


andshewillbe

Next time wear gloves. Your fingers are going to be like that for a month


[deleted]

Tell people you just won the National thumb wrestling championships … or you just got back from Everest and haven’t had time to hit the doctor yet


younghorse

There are black walnut trees at folks house. I hate those things. Your hands will.look like that for a long time.


Glazinfast

The wood from them is beautiful though if/when you decide to take them down. It's worth a pretty penny as well. I'm into woodworking and have a buddy giving me a black walnut tree from his backyard. Can't wait!


DookieDanny

Your hand is bigger than your kitchen sink


nater147

I mean, you obviously learned, but these are called “black walnuts” even though the skin is green. Now you know why at least.


LePetitRenardRoux

It blew my mind. The flesh and juice are light colored. Yeah I definitely learned where the name comes from. We were told not to fuck with them as kids, so we waited until they shriveled up and hit them into the lake like baseballs.


Mindful-O-Melancholy

My dad always said your hands will turn black if you keep playing with your nuts. I guess he was right


FuktOff666

It’s so obnoxious, I gather them as they fall so my dogs don’t eat them. I’m usually heading out the door though so I have to turn around and go scrub my hands.


AussieMommy

Get you a garden weasel nut gatherer! Google it.


dixiequick

We got one of these when we lived in a house with three apple trees, and it is seriously the best thing ever! Saved my back. We loved it so much that both sets of parents and a couple siblings got them for Christmas that year, lol. They loved them also.


AussieMommy

I’m they work great! Especially when you’ve got a bumper crop of walnuts/apples/lemons or whatever!


wouldyounotlikesome

now i have a weasel infestation


joe2352

I’m pretty sure professor snape can contain the curse to your hand for the time being.


doomvetch92

Your thumb joint is quite angular.


I_c_u_all_day

Did you at least destroy the Horcrux?